Holla Forumsread Fleur Edition

What I wouldn't give to tap that.

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Wez, wchar is UTF-16 for what I know.
Strange thing is that your name is perfectly fine on an unix machine, but not my windows machine here.
Maybe Windows fucks something up with UTF.


Aaaaanyhow, I'm going to bed. See you rugrats around.

Dude, i do programming for half my courses

But true, it's c and c++ not java


It's a browser thing. You're probably on firefox.

thanks for baking!


gnight pony pal

If only I had some legitimate and positively influencing advice to give currently

I am a good cook. Look I made a creampie!

Well yes, I said that because you are recommending he do something not specific to the language they are using.


Your OS might not have the character set he is using.

his name shows up funny on older operating systems.

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Something may occur to you when the situation calls for it.

I feel absolutely tempted to make more commentary with the intention of sending the local neighborhood autists into a frenzy of preschool grade trite toilet humor.

Lewd? Why, this photo from the local newspaper is the real "lewd" her, my dear Luna!

-sexy lewd-

Yeah, i have no idea what Java has

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you're adorable

so is your skittyhole

me neither. I made a minecraft plugin once but never got into the subject of dealing with strings.

come visit my stream guys :)

picarto.tv/Blizzardrunner
picarto.tv/Blizzardrunner
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Take this!

my hair is almost 2 inches long now… I think I need a haircut..

why do we have hair?

True enough I'm sure


Protection, warmth, intimidation.

You're pretty good at drawing tbh


Yeah, i prefer C++ wastly


But i already have this!


At the longest, mine was 3 feet long

So I can pull it while fucking you in the ass.

Awhoho, that one is good too, I'd say those tie. But how about…THIS?!

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Why would you ever grow it longer than half a foot you fucking queer?

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very rude…

Not rude. Crude and boorish, sure.

Used to have more, but now we use it to attract mates.

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This is a battle you cannot win, i have tons of these


To piss you off. I have really good hair, so it looked nice

He was thoughtful enough to offer to be your bumbuddy and you call him rude. Wow skitty

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I'm pretty sure someone with no hair anywhere could still "attract mates" without it

AND STEVEN!

Why not wear a bra and skirt while you're at it?

Maybe i will!

They'd also look really weird.

Hmm, you're good. I probably should have saved the one with Cadence for later. However…
I have a secret weapon that beats even the leader, sexiest pic…
CUTE!!!

I wish there was a braeburn variant of that.
I tired to make one a while ago but never got a chance to finish it.


youtu.be/6I9pO9H5Chs?t=2m14s

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Do you speak like that in front of your own mother?

Have more box Luna

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why do you hate good cartoons?

gaebuuuuuuuuuurn
staaaaaaaaaaaaaahp

Heya Gae, how're you?

Thanks CaNoN. I can always rely on you for quality control


You wot m8?

I guess? I was never shy about using what the MPAA calls "strong language" in her presence.

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Only monsters post thumbnails

GAGAGAGAGAGAGAE!

The sockies you told me to buy came yesterday! How are you?

Also fair in love and shut posting, my friend.

I never use "strong language" in front of my relatives. Never in front of my grandmother, mother or anyone in the house… I did saw "fuck" in front of my mom like 2 weeks ago because I caught my toe on the door on my way out and then I quickly glanced at them to see them looking at me like they'd just seen a ghost…

DO NOT SPEAK TO GAEBURN! HE IS MY DADDYFU!

FUCK!

FTFY

These are cute. Especially the first one.

oh since you guys missed it i made polls to give out awards to breaders. you can vote Mr Gaeburn, but Smuglord isnt people so hes not allowed.

Best writer
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Best director
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Best content creator
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Best couple
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Best newfriend
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Best oldfriend
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Best shitposter
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Most cuddly
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Neat. These are both new to me

I fail to see what the issue is. I do not consider its use an impropriety in that context.

Nice


no


Howdy!
I'm well
How are you?


I'm well
How are you?
email

One of the nice things about hispanic culture

have more


Slavic languages involve a lot of cursing for no apparent reason. So i curse a lot, everyone does

Im great, eatin cherries!

also this made me think of you for some reason

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Solaire would like that one.

Blewberry, I'm not on any of them again! Don't make me kick your ass, young man!

WHY?!?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!! BLEWBERRY!BLEWBERRY!
WHY DID YOU SHIT IN MY BLURBERRY WAFFLES?!?!?!POR CAY?

Luna must spend a lot of time in boxes…


I'm afraid I am unable to come up with a reason either.

Indeed.

My family just finds it really out of character for me to say things like that I guess. My private school principal once showed my grandparents security footage of me in a class pretty much being an asshole and using Rated R language and everyone was really shocked because usually I'm very quiet and respectful at home. They brought the video because when my principal came to leave me at home and talked to my family, I went to my room and everyone in the house was telling him they didn't believe his claims that I was the rowdies in school so he came by the next day with the video lol worst day ever, they took away my motorcycles and cars for a month.

I'm managing.

Yes, I bet he would
also check this weird yet wondrous magic

Glad you like them.

and most likely to GET HIS LITTLE SUBBY BUTT TO BED NOW~!

Shocking display of child abuse.

That's awesome.

How is the diet going?
Have you had another chance to fly yet or is the weather still too overcast?

Childhood trauma. It's really sad, don't make fun of her for it


Nice plot device


Skitty got grounded! ha!


That's a very specific and long gif that exists…


:3

You cant add people once the polls are up sadly. or I would have.


i think its mainly the posing and big mac being all burly and cute hehe

Oh, you poor thing.

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How about your asshole, Deep Thought?

diets going well actually.
The weathers been fine for it but I've not flown, I feel that saving a bit of money first will be a good idea.

But why

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She just mysteriously shrinks as she goes kek

test

Thanks, I didn't even have to ASS you if you liked it.

You did this last time, too. Don't act so innocent. I've got my eye on you. BOTH EYES!

That was a long time ago but still pretty funny to remember for me.


I was probably quite spoiled.. I'd get a car or truck on my birthday and Christmas and some motorcycle, usually a classic or Lincoln.

Yes, i CAME to the conclusion this is what you meant all along

Jesus fuck dude.
How?

WHY!

Why would you even need more than one at a time anyway?


It helps if you're the son of a cartel boss ;)

Life is suffering


okaaay


Is that how you imagine me looking?


Nice

Sounds like a good plan.
I've been trying to save as well lately but I also have a few things I'm trying to get as well.

Damn fucking right it should

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So good of you to SEMENt your understanding for me.

yeah, min us the diaper lol… nopony will wear a diaper for me, not even reeceypet… ;_;


haha you ARE on the most cuddly list though. I voted for you!

Yeah, that's the reason I've not gone flying as well truthfully.
I've a little money saved, but I do need a new phone, and as stupid as it may seem I need a 1080gtx. :3

How're you Gae, how's work?

jjj

So, how's you, otherwise?


Skitty will, of course, deny this. He is totally middle class from a normal family!


I'm glad you didn't jump to CUMclusions and waited for my clariFUCKations

jjj..k? jk?

Well TITS just the kind of person I am.

soundcloud.com/lumbinimusic/drops

pone

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that's a lotta 7's

I think it's because at the time my dad was trying to get CPS to remove me from them by saying that my grandparents were bad people or something, and they are not, they have even given unfortunate people cars and in one case a house to help out, but he was trying to get custody for some reason and he was just trying to say anything.. that resulted in my grandpa and dad kind of competing to see who would have the better gifts on the special days I believe… Or at least that's what I make of it today thinking back on thingss.

Can I come with both of them?

Incestuous skittyhole.

Howdy!


of course

Thanks~


That isn't stupid at all.
I don't even like cars and I need one too.

Not too bad though they keep putting me on for nights and then mornings so it messes up my sleep cycle.


See above^

All those tags I usually try to avoid in one song. Amazing.

ooh hey it's been a while!

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Youre welcome! just emailed you some more pics of me in my new stockings! Am i a good boy?

Sure.

N-Nothing.

Could always be more sevens :(


shit man.
I'm sorry to hear that.


uh… a 1080gtx is the new graphics card to play video games on computer if you didn't know :P
a car is useful at least haha.


Haha, I know right?

I've messed my sleep cycle up pretty royaly already, but i'm on vacation, so who cares


One day… all 7s

Why would you make such a disparaging claim?

Forgive me.

I was kidding it was a nice song.

Nerds.

rinnng diing rinnng diing rinnng diing rinnng diing rinnng diing rinnng diing rinnng diing

Meow.

I HOPE YOURE HAPPY SKITTY

It's not mine Skittles, and it's not something I would generally listen to, but I figured people here might like it so I shared it here :P
chillax mayn

Shit, what do

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I will fucking destroy you.


oh gosh, what meow?

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Well, they both have "come" in their offering so I don't see why not

soundcloud.com/danger-mode/twilight-turbo-drive

infinitely better

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IT'S HUMANIZED WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU MONGREL

Don't you save that pic, it's not worth it

noooo Raptor we hardly knew ye!

Remember that humanized is an abomination and repent.

sudo rm -rf /

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How was your holiday?


yes


oh…
I thought you meant a GTX falcon
google.com.au/search?q=GTX Falcon&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjHnoXnne_NAhVKGJQKHbTbCtIQ_AUICCgB&biw=1680&bih=925


Fair enough
It mostly bothers me because i'm trying to keep up a work out regime, renovate my room and work at the same time.

👁🍩👍 you

Go meow yourself.


Yay, new pics


Shit, it's too late. It's lost to the vastness of my folder now, i'm sorry!

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shit. i wonder how long it would take for me to realize i miss yoy

this is getting too purrsonal.

Haha my bad.
I've got a 2001 AU xr6
It works well

I will no longer be able to converse with you until you delete that picture

fetishism

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It will have CATastrophic consequences


It's the principle. Never post thumbnails.


;~;

ooh well the weather was okay, managed to picnic and stroll and relax. someone lent me the new 3ds so I had something to play too

My friend wants more suicide ponies

hi

You have been doing this for a year. It's time to stop.

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Heya boss man!

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Hey Smokey! Were shot posting! Join us!

heh

Jerking off, clearly.


Not long enough?
Too long?
The right amount of long?


Thumbs all over your nails


its murder :3

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really? you gotta be kitten me.


I'm in too deep to quit now.

Fuck you auto correct. Fuck you.

how's it going?


don't mind if i do.

What an interesting way to post a nice song.

10/10

I find that offensive


Yeah, stuff i don't have saved yet


I'm not feline like making puns right now

Dayum……………….

"the right amount of long" and "too long" is the same amount of time for me

hurray for shot potters!


Heya

I know right? Look at that poster; Watchmen, hu? Ok.

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haven't seen you in like 2 days

AUTO CORRECT STRIKES AGAIN!

I live to offend.


Kek, chill Azzy :P

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*blush* Heya!


im good, camwhoring for Gaeburn and shitposting, basically the two best things in life! How are you?


scootaposters! thats how its spelled

get?

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then just furrget about it.


yo?

Why is music like this so awesome.

off by 5

I love this picture.

I left the bread, but I was checking out this new one, I just saw it in the first page of the board, I was reading and them BAM! Blewberry's sexy legs.
Damn…

See


Your puns keep getting worse


Better than an off by one errror

mew too, man. mew too.


I know.

squee


soup, catfriend?

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ok

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i'm alright. i took the day off of work to get my truck back in shape. went out to a junkyard and pulled the throttle body off of another s10. then i cleaned it up and installed it. also did a blade modification for the throttle body to give it more torque and better gas mileage.

just got home. trying to find a place for a sylveon plush I found.

how about you?


sorry. I'll stop, master.


sorry.

Oh nice, that sounds really cool. damn you're a pretty decent mechanic huh?

That is really high quality cat

Pic of Sylveon plush?

:3

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and back out.

Take care Reece.

youtube.com/watch?v=yca6UsllwYs

thanks. I got it on sale.

have a good one Dissy, it was great seeing you!

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boreded.

Pics of your cat?

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i'm pretty inexperienced, really. i just know what to look up on youtube. this is where i learned about the mod.

i tried to get my a/c working, but the compressor isn't coming on. i'm really hoping i can figure that part out next, it's hot as a bastard here in atl.

Hope to see you soon

cum back bb

my absolute negro

floofs your hair

have fun making 1 USD a day

Firefox is a ram eating monster. soz

this is probably it.


it's pretty dank.


ooh. what do you play? :3

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try chrome

Fleur pls

Huh?

uhh i just had cards from generation 1. i used to love playing the card game, liked the cartoon too

And somewhat amusing.

oh… okay.


good thing nobody cares.

Sh, it's alright. I'm here. Here's a bunny.

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Somewhat saddening under different circumstances.

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bunnypony!

I won't make him cry unless he deserves it. Not cool.

I prefer it that way.

Who does deserve it?

Kek, I'm not crying :P

OBLIGATORY

youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg

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Excellent.

aw hell yeah!
beck street's back alright!

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is that your name? say hi to bob for me

Nailed it!

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Ha! Our fingers did a thing simultaneously!

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I am going to mcfucking kill myself right now.

Or at least our computers did

You may not. I still need you.

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Fur what? I'm useless.

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Nah, you are good company.

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A rookie mistake I would not have expected from you, unfortunate but c'est la vie


I feel like we are brothers now

Were we not already?

Fishing for compliments, the thread ft Rose the professional pun cat

He is pretty uninteresting.

I talk about myself compulsively.


I'm so sorry ;~;


Am I?
Sorry.

neato

You are in the right place, then.

Maybe we were, but we were long lost brothers now finally reunited after being separated at the orphanage and fighting for different sides during a civil war


Don't be sorry, not a big deal.

VERY RUDE


I'm kidding, sorry. I just have an impulse to say these things.

We shall never let the vicissitudes of fate separate us again!

I do this with you, and you hate me for it.

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And I've stopped even trying to help people. I have been getting progressively less like rose since I started posting here.


It's a pretty dumb way to do it though.


It's fine. I can leave if you like.

is that your picture?

What's the deal with white people and these gay playing cards smh

I caught a Dratini today

Perhaps but you said it for a reason, why must you be so cruel?

DOn't make me hate myself

good job!

yawnszzzzz

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Nice


Very nice.
I hope it was very relaxing~


play games

It is not irreversible.

hi reece!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is skitty but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my boyfriend (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

No tengo trabajo, no gano ni un centavo al día, solo gasto lo que tengo ahorrado.($446USD)

Solo me falto despedirme de ti, pero como eres solo un insecto, no creí que fuera importante hacerlo, pero de todos modos ahí va, y pues chingas a tu puta perra gorda madre maricón, nos vemos en el infierno.

Nope it was somebody else, clearly.


What? No. Don't. :c I like you skitty.
It was just a joke. Honest.


It is. I'm far out of practice, and my patience has gotten thin. I can barely keep the kind facade anymore.

what is gay about the cards you homophobic racist? shame on you

All the mechanical stuff in its new, but the shell is a piece of shit haha


pls no

fgt

We will just have to wait and see how this transformation progresses.

Hey, I know this is off topic real quick, but this is important; this needs to be spread around!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TPihPrNseAo

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Don't you masturbate to diapers? Get out of here with that shit, dude.
Steven universe is trash.


I guess.

Wow rude, I guess I should never seriously expect you to engage in civil discourse.

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I have never told you what to do though. You do whatever you want.


It's not cruel ;~;


no u


… are you memeing me?


LOL

i need that relaxin' tbh


too tired to do anything…. even sleep. i feel gross right now

I know

Yes

SEE, YOU SHOULDA GONE TO BED!

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Join us and creebybasta until you pass out
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

I'll make you some hot tea and then tuck you in.

i was born in the bread and i'll die in the bread

I have a friend who's saying he's coming by in a while on an ambulance and wants to drink a little and shoot at things in the ranch while we drive around making noises with the truck…

How should I prevent this from happening..

ah okay
as long as it works well I guess.


Maybe a shower then…

STRONG VIBES'

Please bb, I'll lull you to sleep.

Same guy as last night surely? Why would you not want to do that, sounds way better than this

It really does.
Just doesn't look it.
New engine and everything so it runs great

I have to leave soon for work

snuggles you and touches you and stuffffff

I'm getting very sleepy now. I think I may go to bed and just ignore the phone.

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that picture lmao

DO I look like I stock bad vibes BREH

oh okay
Well I hope you have a great day at work.


Settle down or I'll have to tie you up~

*mews* but Reecey needs tied up, not me! its not like im over there humping your leg….

though i could be

I've another hour or so before I ogtta go

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It is not what you did Reece. It is what you did not do.

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Must give good head

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I never realized geese had such horrendous mouths.

Not really a best friend move, but hey when you tired you tired. How much sleep did you get?


Nah you good

HAHAHAHAHA I'M CAUGHING XD

What should I do Azzy?

the ulterior motive

didn't know ducks had sharp tongues

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If you came over here and started humping my leg, I'd do more than just tie you up~


Oh that isn't too bad.
What are you up to at the moment?

I took a nice hot shower and set off the smoke alarm with the steam

Yeah, I think you're right. Fine, I wont then.

This person pretty much has been meming me like blueberry but in real life by getting a bunch of people to call me salty. I have people constantly using "salty" as if it was my middle name.

Give me tips on how to be a better lowkey salty guy!

you stay away from Ducks reeceypet, they're vicious.


liiiiiike spank mee? *wiggles butt*

Alright, well, see you all later. Good night!

What would that be?


Not a whole lot honestly, just had lunch.
I'll have a quick shower now I think. brb

Literally who the fuck are you?

I bet you're one of Blew's diaperfucking lackys. Go shit a bed and let it dry so you'll be stuck to it.

Don't feel sad solair. Reece is just being a low key salty guy, don't let it get to your head *checks your trips and pats your back*

That's possible?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yes I did that someway

what's your obsession with shit, dude? that's nasty.

idk i'm not you

nighty night

i really need to join you


i'm tired…. shhhhhh

It's too late.

Everyone is one of my diaperfucking lackys, smug. Everyone. Even Skitty. You have nowhere to hide.

Calm down, dude.
I'm not obsessed with you

yes


Okay

Im not sure, he screams and whines til I start posting dirty diaper porn. Ive started to do it just to shut him up so I can get on with my life and playing with Gae

does she have a really big butt or a year old backlog? guess we'll never know

That's what friends are for
I would suggest you lower your intake of food and drink that are high in sodium and increase your water consumption. I have a feeling that you don't drink half as much water as you should, especially living in such a toasty climate.


yes, but you need to have access to hot water

Smug leave Rose alone wtf

go back to psychologically abusing someone who deserves it like blewberry

I think its just like 4 diapers. It ends up being super poofy, but people exaggerate for the artwork. Most Ive ever seen oneone person was like 3 or 4 I think.

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that was uncalled for.


he's pretty agitated. post more.

I guess I better. He'll just sperg out more if I stop.

can i tank the abuse?

the power of quads command it

awww youre sweet azu!

lelelelelelelel
Blew has no psyche to abuse.

That's what you get for saying I have a diaper/shit fetish.

fgt quads

okay i serial need to sleep now …my eyes are eating themselves

knight knight

Hi

sigh… i told you to go night night hours ago Reecey. youre a bad little pony, now get in your crib!

what's wrong with it? everyone already knows. there's no point in hiding anymore.


see ya


hey ya

Sleep tight, dream of butt tonight.

on it

Good night!

==IMPOSTER SENSE TINGLING!!!!!!!!!== RAAASASSSSSAAAAA!!!!!!!

nah its just old gay part of you saying hi

You awoke me with this impersonation attempt.

Now I return to bed.

The worst thing in the world is not knowing when the Darwin strikes.

next

just look for really boring posts that lead nowhere

I
do not
have
a shit fetish
nor a diaper fetish
nor any fetish involving excretions, accessories intended for toddlers, removal of body parts, or death

Don't scare me

I look forward to it.


look, dude. I'm not judging you. you like what you like. you gotta stop repressing yourself.

damn i read you as the necropedophileic sadiscat type

You must be that nigger everyone's getting their titties in a twist about

humps ur leg


shhhhh its ok you can admit it. we'll accept you for who you are.

I do not understand what you are trying to say with this.

Hi

Hows u guys


Hi


Want me to go with?

scotchQ

Fuck it, under the filter with both of ya.

I don't understand why. I call them out on having a disgusting fetish and they lash out at me for oppressing them.

dead inside. how are you?


what did I do?

that's exactly how you spot darwin

Meh

your inside aren't dead until you commit to soduku

Like, what's up with you


Oh come on everyone likes some weird stuff But what would that be for you?

oh. I'm sorry to hear that.


I hate puzzles like that.


waiting mostly. how about you?

I need cuddles

What has gotten you so worked up?


Howdy!

It is because you are dealing with a manchild who finds amusement in behaving and socializing like a child, a very nasty one at that.

get a body pillow.

Futa, some expansion, some monster girls, straight shota, lactation and some others I can't think of right now.

We need to Make Bread Great Again.

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i can only manage 250-1000 at best

hay rappy.

Fixing my internet, forgetting to shave, posting garbage, you know the usual stuff. What are you waiting for?


that's pretty fucked, I should have just broken out an iceberg chart

I don't have to leave just yet :(

Finally, it is done. Now, for some rest, nighty all…

Sweet dreams Canon~

you could leave early and get maccas or something i promise i'm not trying to get rid of u

messages.
I'll probably be up all night waiting.


sleep tight.

night

How to be blueberry in 2 easy steps
1) make sure to use a trollface badge so people know your posts are intended to troll, you know, just in case they didn't catch it before or weren't sure what's going on;
2) post

Well that must have been horrible. Must feel pretty good to be finished. Goodnight and goodluck

I'm trying to eat healthier damnit!
/self


So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years.
/self

Does Rose have a special somepony??


Is that the proper name for the flags?

Howdy back, I'm Gaeburn!

How is that fucked?

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yeah. but he lives across the country.


it's like titty poop, dude.

asiancorrespondent.com/2016/07/philippines-duterte-drug-addicts/

GUYS

still the same continent which is nice


it's for the best. same goes for criminals and journalist. open season in the Philippines

Do not be a foolish baboon Raptor, blueberry's example is an innocuous but vapid lead to follow. What you need in order to succeed is the technology that presents you the capability to triangulate events for the grander trolling of things!

Come with me, Raptor. I will show you the light.

Let's consult the chart! Now I can't read too well because the words are very small but I'm guessing it's around creep or degenerate


Seems like a lot of people have the long distance thing going on. I of course have no context as I don't know where you are in the world

That's all sorts of fucked up. Drug addicts need treatment, not execution.

on 4chan they are typically flags but Holla Forums seems to use them more as badges than flags

It's hilarious that it's actually happening.
Could you ever imagine it happening in your nation?
I'm not exactly sure where you're located sorry.


Oooo, cool, I've got my tea ready!


No addicts no dealers :D

it'll still cost an arm and a leg to go see him.


the US, we're the farthest points from one another possible.

Well yeah, but that's terrible logic. And what's worse is that anyone can accuse anyone else of being a drug dealer, and just shoot them. This is a bad idea they came up with

Smuglord, you are made of fail and aids.

you, mostly haha

How the fug is Ohio in ascended territory? chart ruined


One of my friends lives there on his island, can't wait to get his read on it.


You will still have one of each left, don't be selfish. Or you could take a grey hound bus or bike

If you're talking mainland U.S. then California/Maine or maybe Washington/Florida


Putting Ohio in the charts is a running gag. I just want to know what Lemonparty is

lactation goes great with diiiiiapers!

I might eventually.


second one, about. same areas.

personally i think it's great

Skitty. you are a midlevel shitposter at best, and you have no heart for trolling. Hell, the only time you triggered smug it was by ACCIDENT even. And Smug is like a level 1 newb triggerbabby.

This kinda thing always happens in the phillipeans dude, you're over interpreting my shit for thinking this is good :P


Hope he's ok at least.
I'd love to talk more, sincerely, but I do actually have to leave now for work.
Sorry for cutting this off short D:

Urban dictionary definition: One of the unholy trinity of internet pictures which all must witness to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty), lemonparty is probably the tamest of the three by just being hardcore old man gay orgy sex. Believe me, the other two are worse.


So you're close to Ruby?

r8 me h8 me

later rap. enjoy work

theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/7/11/12153360/corsair-ml-series-fan-pc-cooling-magnetic-levitation


I leave you all with this, have a good one.

Dont listen to Skitters, Rap, hes just mad cuz I caused him and Smuglord to break up.


snugs a scotch


b8 me m8 me?

yup.

I declare this chart bullshit.

sounds like something a degenerate would say

It feels more as though you are wounded by the idea that your "trolling" is ineffective so your pull these mental gymnastics that allow you to actually believe that you have some uncanny ability and that others around you are "jealous" of it.

You're a basket case.


Blewberry pls, your trolling is shit. Literally.

Your strategy is preschool tier logic, literally google something people find disgusting and then present it to the individual, you do this here and on derpiboo.

???


yeah, i recall seeing scaphism on there

you are a degenerate. accept it.

You won't fool me that easily Scotch


I will chip in if you start a gofundme

no.

i wouldnt call it uncanny, just better than your weaksauce efforts. Look, I know you want to diaperfuck Smug, and I know my trolling him ruined your chances, but youre the one who went and told him he liked it, so it wasnt exactly my fault… though I do happily take credit. You gotta take responsibility for your actions. Tell him you're sorry, and offer apology fellatio!

Nice random comment about me to someone not even remotely involved in any of this.

Are you losing your cool blue?

teehee. so mad skitty. i bet your skittyhole is getting moist and salty.


!!!


careful he'll filter you too!

What if I started posting stuff like this as well then?

What did I do?


So how did you two meet?


I think it's a pretty solid chart, I'm defining lactation in line with milking


That is definitely a thing, I just don't happen to have any more charts with Ohio on it

hehe Im still waiting for you to post your six pack!


you were you, and thats good enouigh!

he already did.


here. in these threads.

we should start a filter club. everyone Smuglord spergs out on and filters can join!

Fine, not begging though if it is offered before the asking. Offer will remain open


I believe that but you won't fool me into searching lemonparty you fiend, as that trick has already been performed on me, many eons ago

I took over a steam group smug used and promoted a salty Australian shitposter to administrator for a duration of a week which eventually caused smuglord to flee to discord. Smuglord was sincerely upset about it and messaged me for days about what I had done. There was a bit of collateral damage but it was amusing.

You literally google things people unanimously agree is a disgusting subject and you present it to people.

Your diaperlogic actually believes the latter somehow is the more complex & reputable "troll".

YOU ARE A SHIT TROLL; ADMIT IT

I told you it's a four pack at the moment.
It will be a proper 6 pack soon
Until then I just need to burn off some fat

I mean I'm not going to object or anything


I didn't know real relationships spawned here


You think it can be worse than the stuff posted here?

How about some delicious blue waffle? :p

does that make me cool now?


I still don't feel right about it.


it happens I guess. we weren't the first or last .

What is with you?

"Hurr durr i haxxed steem" I drove Smuglord out of bread and out of discord chat. You only drove him from a Steam group. I think I win Skitty. CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS.

And I have diaper pony for my own enjoyment, but Smuglord's suffering falls udner that, so yeah.

youre fine how you are Gae, you know I love to see you no matter what.


good, im too tired for strugglesnuggles


you are officially cool, yep!

Of course it's not, it's just some swinging dicks (GET THEM UP TO THAT RIDGELINE)


I will have a bite if you do first


Maybe you will someday, and I will be here patiently waiting

TROLLING ON THE INTERNET IS SRS BUSINESS

REKT

Clever. Very clever

:DDDDD


not likely.
I work for my money.

Weak credentials, then.

I am wounded.

Heeeey brother, do you still believe in love I wonder?

Just saying.

Well there aren't any girls here so I definitely won't be the last


Skitty is just trying to start shit, no big surprise


I mean I would be surprised if I saw anything that bothered me at this point. Nothing is sacred anymore

you never know.

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

Does the head of the dick count?

Absolutely not.

I'm currently eating chocolate and drinking a protein shake…


Still self conscious about it

That certainly does not sound like him.

But then I would probably have to do a face reveal and I don't feel like doing that


Link it


He's the one that said it take it from him

Of course


:'(

Then yes

why would anyone want to see…
I mean, yes. show us. we all really want to see it. :3333

Do we, really?

of course. why wouldn't we?

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I can't believe my Steven folder is so small.
Time to scour season 2 for faces.

He has not posted feet yet.

This is far too humiliating and shameful. I have caused great dishonor.

I will take my own life tonight as living as a failed troll is a burden I am incapable of coping with,

Ponies are really messy with frosting
source?

There, there.

he probably has really manly feet. gross.


that show is fucking shit anyway.

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I hope not.

For a sec I thought you were talking about the guy eating his own head


>in

he probably won't even if we ask.


eww, what? no. I only kinda want to see that.

How is it Tumblr: The Show? It has lesbians and a crossdressing scene. Whoopdeedo.

I've been doing that the whole thread.

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What a dickhead.

So you have recruits now. Interesting. Go fuck yourselves.

How about FUCK YOU

What even?


Not even referring to you.

hello Holla Forumsread

Not part of the feet bandits but you could stop this madness if you just posted a quick pic.

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How is it NOT tumblr?

I can post mine if you want. I'm not taking these comfy ass socks off though.


I want to be your friend.

pofhiouisAG:isdujk/'f
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I am back from work and pokemon catching. Just took a shower because July heat + walking around downtown catching pokemon.

Try not to leave your name tag on the socks :3

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And I've been silently judging you the whole time~


I want to see it. I mean, I've seen people eating other people's heads, but to eat your own would be way more entertaining

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I wasted 20+ pokeballs on a damn Butterfree!

is that a no?


I'm taking it off right now.


I know someone who can, they probably won't be up for video taping it though.

Proceed.

Damn that's a cute face :o I'll need source for that one too


Wise decision

good because that is some freaky kinkey shit I'm not about to jump into

I understand if you are afraid to like it.

I'm being trolled by my iphone

It's been installing pokemon go for 3 hours now :(

I just want to catch pokemon in public already

no u

hows everyone doing?

that's hawt

the twilight zone

sorry

That's just wrong, but okay
Literally irrelevant
So a cartoon can't have homosexuality or else it's Tumblr?
How can they be lesbians if they don't have a gender? I mean technically they don't have a gender because they're alien rocks that make their bodies out of pure light, but they're pretty much all girls except for Steven. Even then, he's a reincarnation of his mother.
I mean it's a rare occurrence, but so what? Garnet's pretty cool.
Plenty of show crew members use Tubmlr, including those from MLP.

Homosex and positivity towards blacks != Tumblr. A portion of Tumblr users may support those ideals, but that does not make the ideas OR the show bad.

fku

Is that a pubic hair on your tablet?

yes. I put it there for you.

im attracted to you, Gae, not your body… but your body is cute just the same.

i don't feel like cropping this so i skip to the second step

dat desktop pube youtube.com/watch?v=GgdFSZiSPUk

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mmm freshly showered wuby…. Hey Smuig is here, post diaper!


Gaeburn, I love you even more

in by defense, it was stuck to my sock. don't ask me how it got there, I really don't know.

And here I thought we were friends

its adorable that you try to defend Steben. its literally the worst shit.

I'd probably just ask you for the source anyway~

Heya Miraclepet!

Well you're not filtered so that should be a good thing

kill it with diaperpony, Scotch!

exactly

I must be pretty blessed

I've never seen one that long. Eric Cartman would be proud.

Check steam

Quite unfortunate.

never seen that cartoon before but it does seem pretty lame tbh

wouldn't watch/10

I have been pube free for months now. I really have no idea where it's from.


that it fell off my sock?
yeah, real shame. I love pubey socks.

youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk


It is though, it's inconsistent and cheap looking.

hahahaha

Firstly it's a kids cartoon, secondly yes when it sells itself on having homos and isn't porn.

Ask the creator of the show

'sigh'

That's because the media is run by jews

Yes it does


oh okay

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I tried to watch it. Main character is literally an autistic buffoon, ruins everything all the time and does the exact opposite of what everyone tells him to do, but then it works out in the end because of the magical power of his autism ring,.

Your room may need to be thoroughly cleaned.

Also, i'm off to bed. Good night everyone!


Especially good night you

Gnight Wezzles!

goodnight

Rose pube reminds me when I once gave my friend a pube by accident while handing them some money. I have no idea how it got between the dollars but it was quite the surprise.

I've been waiting until I'm home alone to vacuum, but there's always somebody here.


sleep tight.

goodnight

I downed three shots of vodka in a row for the first time and they just hit me.

G'nite, be sure to safely store your shekels or it will attract jews

i once went to soup or salad and there was a pube on the breadstick

this tbh fam

Gross. What did you do?

Hopefully you at least caught it. We've all wasted plenty of pokeballs trying to catch a pokemon only to have it run away, or to have the game freeze.

It took a minute to download and install Pokemon on my Oneplus One.

Please post more alien cat.

they're impossible to keep track of.
I wonder how many accidentally get stuck in the food you eat.

make me.

Ya, I did. And I was able to find that squirttle too.

I ate it, I paid three dollars for all I can eat breadsticks

…I'm pretty sure pubes are staying off of the food I eat

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i would eat your pubes like spaghetti given the opportunity. with zesty cholula hotsauce to remind me of you.

how do you know? they seem to appear wherever without anyone noticing until its too late.

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A breadstick is not to be wasted

which is exactly why i shave.

I want mama Celestia to give me the succ

this is wise.

1) I cook for myself;
2) I VERY RARELY every eat out;
3) I have gotten my own regular hair in my food before and when you eat it you can tell right away that it's there because you can't chew it so I'd have noticed if I ever ate a pube before; it's never happened.

Hair in food is probably the worst possible thing. How can you frequently cook for yourself and not properly boil eggs? maybe you should stick to guacbowls

Were you ever nasty to a server or restaurant staff? If so the odds are quite good that you've eaten a pube.

everything is so smooth when you shave. irresistible to touch.


oh. okay…
what's your favorite food?

I love incest porn.

IKNORITE? i lurve feeling nice and smooth and clean. plus its more fun to camwhore for Gaeburn like that

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I want to do the dirty with mommy

smooth!

dont ever change, Sol!

I wish I was joking, but the thought of it, oh god

so smooth! *brohoof* i have pics if u want

what about celestia?

no thank you.

Skitty, post feet.

If she was my mother, oh god, I'd cum fucking buckets and I'd bang her so fucking hard
I really do want to bang my own mother

oki!


this tbh fam also skittyhole

Why would I be nasty to a waitress? Never done this.


..ok

okay.

Oh ok youre fine then.

Jk your eggs looked really good. they were only too firm because I told you the wrong time (on purpose or not, who is to say?)

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my mother however does have an attitude and short temper, she gets triggered easily and likes to look for things where there is nothing (or at least i think so) and I've seen her be salty af with people who handle her food… I've told her a couple of times that this is a great way to end up eating their spit but it doesn't seem to register.


You are untrustable.

… what do I get from this?

I'm very hungry… What should I eat?

women are far likelier than men to bitch about their food, i dont know why.

pubes

My thanks.

palladium phostphate

Make a bleach popsicle

Well that isn't a very nice thing to say

.. what's that do?


I'll try it if you use your moms vag as the mold

cross my heart hope to die


I had a slice of wheat bread instead…

But if you're who I think you are I'm pretty sure you know I probably trust you too much.

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oh, okay. yeah. that's probably a good idea.

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I suppose my offer was not enticing enough.

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You must run a pretty exciting life there, I hope you don't party too hard

A strangers heartfelt thanks is warming but not something I prize.

Oh.

… are you saying eating is an exciting part of your day? Very salty but telling comment tbh

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What else did your crystal ball say?

I think you do, you are an expert after all. Why is it that whenever I break a vicodin in half I always take the larger part? Why do I care so little for my future self?

Her eyes are beautiful

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I'm fucking laughing

this dude


It's the hear and now mentality?
I don't know what that does or is tbh..

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The pill could be anything, the concept remains. But it is a pain pill. Is it living in the present or is it simply apathy towards the future? I know I will look back and think about what a cheeky cunt I was taking the bigger half. Oh well, there's always another bottle. How did you avoid going ambulance riding with your bud?

hey solaire how're you doing?

God damn if I wanted to kill myself I would climb to your conclusions and jump to your facts, it was just a joke man

email

I had three shots of vodka and a beer.

alright

pleb

who equates eating to excitement though?

dat ham logic you spat out was pretty strong if you ask me fam

ifthat was srsly sum kind of joke I'd check if my jokebook was made in china and expired


I just told them I was too sleepy from waking up early.. I have a couple of tractors parked blocking the entrance to the ranch and I also don't want to have to move them at this time of night and wake everyone up :/

Fuck you, this is the most alcohol I've had in me at once.

release the crack whores

what why?

I'm not criticising the quantity, I'm criticising that you are having spirits as well as beer. You should have one type of drink for the whole session. Stick with either beer or vodka. Not both.

I'm bad at this.

what have you been doing?

it is all part of the grand plan mister miracle

you will see everything fall snugly in place soon enough

philistine


Yeah, not worth that effort. Are there any pokemon on your property? Might be a fun way to multitask. stuid game tho tbh, but it raised nintendo's stock 8% in a day. How did we not see that one coming? Unlikely it will jump like that again from this release. Will you go to bed earlier tonight?

wait the crack whores will turn into superhuman monsters wanting a fix of their crack oh god

wow. maybe you can help.
I can't even light a blunt correctly.

Why would you just eat plain piece of wheat bread? You could have made a sandwich or something but just the bread itself is kinda bland tbh


Also don't cross light and dark but asa general rule I don't drink beer

Why no mixing drinks?

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you light it and puff hard repeatedly

beer before liquor, never been sicker
liquor before beer, you're in the clear
people say that sometimes but I think it is bullshit.
If you drink a lot of tequila at once though stick with tequila, she is a cruel mistress when you are not faithful

okay, I tried lighting it like a cigarette. I've never done it like this before. it started burning unevenly.

maybe you havn't rolled it correctly try rolling it tighter also light the part with the lighter that didnt burn so you can burn it off into the trash or something.

drugs are bad, miraclepet.

???


yep


It makes you ill

I didn't roll it. I got it pre-rolled from a friend who was in washington this morning.

no

oh idk then

A pint of beer with a shot of whiskey dropped in

Mr. M1racle

Can you post a pic so that we might discern the problem

It depends. I am pretty sleepy atm.

I just got a call from an old friend begging me for a ride.. for some reason he is walking down the desolate road around my house and says he got in a fight with his GF and just wants a ride home.. with a shakey voice..

I guess I will give them a ride.. but if I don't come back they probably killed me. This feels weird.


because hungry is an unpleasant feeling I want to get rid of quickly and the way I go about it is not something I find very exciting or put much effort into at this time of night

the bread got the job done right, he is my hero as far as I am concerned. How fucking DARE YOU question my beloved savior

very offensive

you're just like all those atheists on 4chan calling people stupid because they believe an invisible alien loves them

What a waste of whiskey.

yes.

yes officer.

yes?

Bring The Gambler with you just to be safe. Sounds like an unstable situation, but it would be nice of you.


It can be very cheap whiskey


pfft

It has come to my attention that even though we post simultaneously we have never actually talked to each other

sorry.
I didn't do a good job but it still worked.

Stop mixing your spirits like a child and drink it neat like a man.

that is indeed true how're you doing today?

I love single malts, and have many. But there is a difference in the method of drinking depending on if you are drinking for enjoyment or you are drinking to get fucked up. Single malts for the former, boilermakers (or other equally strange drinks) for the latter. Of course I always drink single malts neat, and I do the same with tequila depending on the grade.

Well, I am rotting away in my chair for starters. What I am more interested in is your avatar

oh its from umineko when they cry the visual novel because the anime is shit IMO i think its on steam but with different visuals.

also this avatars name is lambdadelta

I can hear people talking outside. send help!

Do you get paranoid when you smoke?

Sounds pretty scientific for that character that looks like she's in a halloween costume, what happens in the story?

That is something I never do.
I only drink to enjoy the flavour and warmth of the drink. It's why I mostly only drink Scotch, Traditional gin martinis or Red Wine. I want to enjoy what I drink. Also it's very hard for me to get wasted as it just goes through my system too quickly. Alcohol will hit me fast but I'll immediately start sobering up. I have to drink non stop with multiple types of drinks for it to have any effect stronger than a pleasant warmth and mild drowsiness.

not usually. but then again, I'm not usually alone when I smoke.

this guy is trying to get me to go in their house with them…

...

is this person a stranger?

not spoiling

Get outta there
He needs someone to replace his gf, only stay if you want to be that person

Repent or perish.

Anyway, I'm heading off to do a workout
Later everyone~♥

I refuse!


stay safe.

im super saiyan 3 you cant beat me.

we love you Gaeburn! come back soon!

Don't tell me you live in the U.S.


Righto, so word on the street is that you partake in the devil's cabbage

yes partake in some of that devils cabbage some of that dank kush
youtube.com/watch?v=K6Y5RVDfgbw

Gae is an awesome Aussie!

Then you shall refuse yourself!


No thanks.

i dont believe in it i just did it for the memes

refuse myself what?
I know you don't mean pleasure.

no, the brother of a friend, I don't know them too well but I know their brother pretty good.


This dude was being really weird and giving me bad vibes. I am going to save their number and never answer it again. Also going to tell his brother it felt like he wanted to do something to me or at least they act very suspiciously…

That IS pretty dank. I believe I live in a very herbal part of the world myself


I was about to say it's the middle of the night


Did he try to give you a reach around?

Isn't a reach around when you grab someones cock when you are getting screwed?

Gross, they aren't my type. Plus they smelled a little.

BAD MENTAL IMAGES

its always time for Gaeburn!


he wanted the skittyhole

Disgusting!


Salvation. :

noice

forgive me katty for i have sinned

...

remember to bring your stabby stabby.


like, drooling? I'm not that stupid kitty. ;~;

Your package has arrived: me

From: Satan

How exactly? When was your last confession?


Enough with the puns!

...

I wouldn't mind getting a skitty from satan.

:3

Would installing Gentoo count for repentance?

NEVER!

can i make an unboxing video and post picture of your penis?


🙊

Free software ain't free. It's gotta be littered with the distros to end all tyrany!…


That's not a pun though.


🙉

…if that is what you'd want..

I will, however, give it a break.

🙈

Parabola it is, then. I apologize for even considering preaching a non-free distro to begin with.

POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON OUTSIDE WALK NICE DAY WALK OUTSIDE POKEMON POKEMON WALK POKEMON OUTSIDE POKEMON GO POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON OUTSIDE WATER AIR SKY POKEMON NOT FAT POKEMON EXERCISE POKEMON GO POKEMON POKEMON OUTSIDE TIME GO PLAY OUTSIDE POKEMIN TIME PLS


POKEMON OUTSIDE FIRST TIME FAT NOT FAT ANYMORE POKEMON PLS

...

Your mother should have hatched more of you.

Would you like to catch pokemon with me, Skitty?

A (You) bot? I want a (You)!

you know who you sound like right now?

...

I certainly would.

??????????>>5973045

You cannot get enough of me, huh?

Mmmmmm
Yesssss
Feeeeed meeeee

Also, GOfags, what's your highest CP mon?

(You) are a nigger Was that one good?

no I will not download you, monstrosity

I want to be a pokemon master.

ye

Give in, and join Team Valor.

That comment came out to be a surplus of you that has left me tempted to reconsider my previous comment.

I want you to be my Pokémon master.

I can't install Pokemon GO on my iPhone. AMA

okay, cool. can you be a serperior for me?

Tempted but not decided. Your true feelings are showing~

DOGE WOW MUCH POKEMON wew lad VERY CATCH WALK RUN LEGS SO VERY WHEELS

newthread please


Thought only phones that are within a year old could run it.


I am unusually okay with this idea.

tfw smug still hasnt killed himself

you have a problem, grass snake?

new thread

I guess I'll bake

nevermind

Hey! Waiting at work and still no one else. If it gets to about 7 and no ones here to open up I'm going home for the day.