This episode still makes me uncomfortable

This episode still makes me uncomfortable.
Remind me, were any other characters confirmed circumcised?

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I sometimes miss the more unhinged South Park

Why are you so uncomfortable OP? They only snipped it a bit to make it look bigger.

That doesn't even make sense.

Uncut dicks will naturally look longer

I found it funny

yeah genital mutilation is real funny
so funny I forgot to laugh

Oh please.

Yeah, circumcision is pointless and shouldn't be done without the patient's informed consent but it's hardly mutilation.

Please gas yourself.

One of the most annoyign things about South Park and it's fans for me is that they tend to equate it to being "redpilled" and otherwise "aware" when in actual fact, what the show does is target an issue to make a point, bu tin the end speech they manage to ever so slightly directly imply there is no direct cause for the followign issue they're tackling and tend to say that the issue is the work of mankind's folly as a whole and is not not anyone's fault saying "these things just happen"

Despite the fact that:

>Ends with themstill doing it, but "it's a little snip" and lures the cast into a false sense of security about it, even going as a far as to imply that just like the Jews in the fucking Pen and teller report of circumcision that it's "Aesthetic" As someone who masturbates so much that my penis head is so dry it looks like circumcised penis flesh compared to how it used to look when I worked through the phimosis issues, I can guarantee you these people are fucking lying. in the end, the cast non ironically get cut for the fucking barmitzfa benefits as if it's a good thing.
Total normie American brainwahsed level bluepill.

Then there's the 9/11 episode which was literally damage control in retaliation to 4chan doing the Jews did 9/11 meme (which eventually became the primordial spawning pyre spark for the generation of Holla Forums goers when it turned out they actually did do it) where Cartman is used as the sterotypical "racist" with no true rhyme or reason for his hatred, because it's used as a catalyst for him simply being an asshole as in any South park episode where Catmann is used as a stawman to ultimately, dilute an issue where it seems that once again "these things just happen."

Seriously, go rewatch South park from the begining, and note how many times a legit issue that steers towards Holla Forums territory Catman becomes a fucking strawman of the highest controlled opposition Neo-nazi degree, or when there is a legit issue that get's dumbed down to "human behaviour" or something or the like.

In rarer cases, They attack the symtoms of the problem, but not the solution and those responsible, like the safe-space peisode.

And these issues will almost always be blown out of proportion for the purpose of "comedy filler" or are made almost ENITRELY irrelevant in the face of it being an issue that has a clear picture about it that doesn't fit in with a "globalist/zionist modern media" narrative.

The entire micheal jackson episode for example was essentially a play on him bheing framed for paedophilia, blaming him (which is partially true) for his failure to raise his children, when the entire reason for the sabotage of his career was because he nearly bought out Sony, which would have resulted in him discovering the fucking legacy Child pornography blackmail database Sony had been amassing for YEARS under secret service association in addition to other shitstorm happening level records, such as the trade this with emplyed with in the whole Pedowood thing that Holla Forums always tries to bring up, get's slided to hell and back, and then pops up again every year or few months or so.

South park is written by Jews who are either unaware, or are, and use their show when not enjoying it as a method of virtue signalling and damage control.

After all, whenever they release an episode, everyone laughs, points their fingers and mabye, some people get pissed.

Thing is, even that is questionable, do you remember how much little salt or SJW tier reports were given out on the date of the safe space episode? Not enough to make them seem reactionary believe me, it was suspicious as fuck.

Do not let your guard down with this show, there has been something off about it since the begining.

Doesn't mean it still isn't funny though.

Mutilation is any injury that degrades the appearance or function of any living body. Circumcision doesn't degrade the function of the penis and opinions differ as to whether it degrades the appearance.

Ever notice how much shemales are cut?

Literal loss of nerve endings that make you feel more and have a direct effect on how hard you fuck your partner to feel anything compared to uncut

Penis glans getting dry as fuck, never mind how tight it must be to fap a dick permanently, unpeeled.

But you know, most of these things go unnocticed because the penis if cut young, will seem "normal" so the drying of the head and glans will have occured over the course of the child waking to childhood, and when it hits fertility around 9-13 (9 can happen, though it's less common than most.) and theirs the fact that they don't consult anyone on the subject because, well, PENIS, and as it was taken away before they can acknowledge or remember how it feels so to them, it's how it's always been.

It's the same as being born without a limb, they don't know and never will, because there's no phantom pain.

You rat kike bastard.

Oh right, lastly:

A penis is classified as an internal organ, and the foreskin is what makes that the classification.

Beign cut is the same thing as having a hole in your fucking stomach like you just escaped some fucked up blood factory that belongs to nuttter whose "art" is mutilating people.

It is a middle eastern pratice only viable for use in places of poverty and lack of cleaning facilities, and to the Jews, a Ritual and sign of covenant to Jehova/YHWH which they force on others as a part of zionist conversion/subversion and every time these fucks are challenged on this, they always say "it makes it look bigger" or "It's aesthetic" or it has supposed "health benefits" IN EVERY SINGLE DOCUMENTARY AND INTERVIEW YOU CAN FIND.

I'm not joking, these are all the excuses they make, and the turn it int oskin cream thing is an ourgiht fabrication, grafts are made from the donors of dead flesh, they don't need foreskin rings.

Nevermind the people who suffer under botched circumcisions (wish I saved that one annon who showed his franken cock on Holla Forums that one time that ended up that ways as the result of botched circumcison, it literally was a frankenstein patched pile of meat that couldn't stay up because the blood-hydraulic purposes of the cock had been ruined thanks to the constant surgies and grafts to it to "fix it")


The only acceptable penis surgery is getting your flares removed if you had the misfortune of having enough subhuman genes to get pearly penis pauples.

Disgusting uncut cucks being this jealous of the masterrace

Oh right, nearly forgot, how often does a cut cock fucking shed skin?

More times than a fucking uncut cock, I can confirm, because when we fap, we aren't making that "brisking" sound effect which you all know what this is when you fap cut.

No, that shit is what you get with a dry, non-hydrated exposed interal organ that looks nigh-mummified thanks to your fucking stupid parents and the kike doctor they "trusted".

If you're cut, go file yourself a lawsuit, then fucking buy a Penis dumbell to make yourself a pseudo-foreskin, It won't get back the fucking feelings you've been robbed of, but it sure as shit will make masturbation, and sex a whole new world, nevermind how much your dick looks like it just became a vampire, sucked blood and went back to looking like the pinnacle of beauty and youh.

The only Issue (lol not really) is when the dead skin and fluff from your underwear gathers under the glans as Smegma, but trust me, you'll always end up cleaning this unless your a worthless fat fuck who can't reach or see his genitals enough to pay attention to them.

Oh right, don't forget that Stretched out "Lich Flesh" look cut dicks have in some instances, because that's evidence of the circumcision tightening the glans amongst other things, or did no one ever notice that awful jacket-like discolouration a penis has when it get's up to the cut part?


I wish I saved the fucking uncut Britsh mememaster pornstar baneposter for you .webm, that dick is fucking beautiful.

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Can't remember the episode, but there was one really fucked up part in a simpsons episode where marge is telling Lisa and Bart to get in the car for Bart's "C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-I-O-N" and Bart just goes "huh?" and they drive away. And like, Lisa was just okay with taking part to go unwillingly and unknowingly get part of his dick cut off? What the fuck? It was never mentioned again and I've never seen the episode again, sometimes I think I hallucinated it.

Whoa, hold up, I'm not saying circumcision is a good thing that should ever be practiced when it isn't necessary, but that shit has literally never happened to me.

Well, I'm not totally sure about the "brisking" sound you speak of (seriously elaborate on that), but my dick has never shed skin.
That sounds like some other issue to me.

All I found was this German(?) dub scene when I searched simpsons circumcision.
I'm too lazy to figure out where a link to the English version is.

Jesus Christ it's a show that makes fun of all religions, has character repeatedly murdered as a running gag, has characters sexually abused, mutilated, driven insane, hanged for saying the truth and a whole lot of shit genocided, and you're concerned about genital mutilation?! This is stupid.

Welcome to cut vs uncut threads.

The fuck do you think smegma is retard?

It's about the same noise you'd hear when rubbbing dry hands, it's down to a lack of lubrication, or more or less fapping a lot of times in a row.

Though the fapping noise is something often made when you hit the base, and it's dependant on whether you have your balls out or not.

I had an uncut dick until I was around 16 and had to get circumcised because of an infection.

As someone who has lived and fapped with both a cut and uncut dick, I can honestly say that there is hardly any difference at all. There are pros and cons to both but neither are even worth arguing about like you retards do. All dicks are more similar than different.

And let's not forget that cutting at birth is by far the worst time to do it, because a newborn's foreskin is fused to the glans, greatly increasing the risk of scarring and nerve damage in addition to the intended mutilation. This may have been said in an image but you cutkikes won't read.

Cut guys usually don't have to deal with dick cheese, so it actually wouldn't be surprising if someone who's had their foreskin cut off didn't know about smegma.

run your finger along the back of your hand

that is how much feeling you lose

is this a Holla Forums bait thread?

are you baiting Holla Forums op?

I only ask because there has been a lot of that going around lately

4chan "refugees" and all that

I barely feel anything.

Did you mean the palm of your hand?

Why do you think that the US is the biggest consumer of lube in the West? For a long time I was wasn't getting the connection between moisturising lotion and masturbation, but it all made sense when I found out that circumcision male genital mutilation is routinely performed in the US. I once tried it with lotion and it's shit. I don't need a crutch for having sex or fapping.

Yes, you can technically have sex without foreskin, but you can also technically hear without auricle (the outer ear part), but in both cases it is better with. If you are cut find the kike (literal or figurative) who did it to you and gas him. And if you are a kike gas yourself.


Note how the media has no problem calling what is obviously some deranged cult who abuse children and use the services of Jews just plain "Christian", but any time a muslim does something bad he's not a "Muslim", he's a "terrorist" or "jihadist" or something like that, just to avoid the word "Muslim". Also, I'm really getting sick of the "dark-ages, muh witchburnings" meme.

I'm not baiting shit, I'm curious as to what characters are canonically cut and uncut.

this should be posted every time cut dicks are brought up
foregen.org/

I seriously don't get this. I'm uncut and never had this problem.

I can tell you it degrades my function, they cut into a very good part.


It's mutilation. I'm degraded and lost sensitivity.

My parents had no right to decide that without MY informed consent. Not even Jewish, but I guess I could be now.

abcnews.go.com/Health/baby-dies-herpes-virus-ritual-circumcision-nyc-orthodox/story?id=15888618

stop

This is actually relevant to this board, as an episode of David Cross' cartoon Freak Show! touched on this exact subject- Orthodox practices.

They commented on oral suction, gently removing tissue with the finger nail, and at the end the character that received the unwanted procedure was handed a new knitted foreskin.

Video unrelated to the particular episode.

just wanna say, Im christian, I'm circumcised and I'm fully functional.

Try masterbating without lube

How touching.

Have you asked your parents why they chose to preform a savage Jewish ritual?

Me neither. Do these people not bathe?
By their logic we should cut off babies' noses at birth so they're easier to clean!

Being fully functional isn't the same as being optimal. An old truck that can stagger along at 30 miles per hour is fully functional, but it's not a sports car.

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[Citation Needed]

I just came across vid related by chance.

By shed skin I thought you meant massive flakes coming off. No need to get so butthurt about it.

Which I've never heard while fapping.
Where did you even get that information?