2016 US Election Straw Poll

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

strawpoll.me/10727486

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

voting for anyone/anything
I want statists to leave

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

I want communists to leave

Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

Trump ftw

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

implying communism isn't the most statist thing out there
and don't give me any crap about true communism never having been tried

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

77 dimwits who are shamefully easily-manipulated
14 autists who don't know how to cooperate or relate to human beings
12 idealists who think a meaningless vote for a meaningless candidate actually means something
8 defeated Sanders supporters who realize that Trump would be an absolute trainwreck.

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

there are actually people voting for Shillary here
Probably the tripfags.

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

Sounds like someone is asking to be thrown out of a helicopter.
Because that's what happens to communists.

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

Well in that case, I suppose I'd be concerned if I was a communist.

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

If you don't like Trump i've got bad news for you.

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

this is what republicunts actually believe

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

Jill Stein

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

Commie marxist scum

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

What, he's going to eat cereal? I actually really enjoy cereal; although I haven't had any in quite a while. My favorite is Cinnamon Toast Crunch. What's yours?

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

found the shillary cuck

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

Nope, Jill Stein. You idiots are the real cucks, Trump is a businessman and will use the state for his own profit. Of course you idiots haven't even stopped to think about that or maybe you don't even care, I don't know which is worse. I prefer voting for idealism than voting for the two mainstream idiots.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

an actual lady
a gold-digging, uneducated whore
Fixed

John Perry
John Perry

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is good, but since I'm not from America it isn't sold here.

I'd have to say the Australian version of Corn Pops were my favourite, but they stopped production years ago.

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

I used to LOVE Corn Pops when I was a kid… until I puked em up one day. Never ate em since.

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

there's nothing good about voting for idealism when the idea in question is the enslavement of every single citizen 'for the greater good'

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

What the fuck are you talking about? Jill Stein is not pro-communism, stop being so fucking ignorant.

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

Stop trying to reason with someone who I'm 92% sure is literally retarded.

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

seeing through the lies of a kike means you're retarded

William Bell
William Bell

You sound pretty racist there kiddo. How would your wife's boyfriend feel about that?

Trump will run the country like it's his business, his brand. You all profit.

Hillary hates America, Bernie is a commie.
The other 2 don't have a chance.

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

I guess I'm retarded for biting the b8 but seriously, I'm kinda sick of never seeing the /pol/ viewpoint being challenged on the chans. They're part of the cancer killing this website, with their constant hijacking of threads and their fascist echo chamber of a board…

Trump will run the country like it's his business, his brand. You all profit.
Nope, Trump will make sure to tunnel tax money to his personal account, through one of his ruses (for example, hiring his own construction business to build the wall).

Mark my words, american people will get poorer and Trump will get richer.

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

Any proof he's shown behaviour of this sort in the past or are you just a shill hired by Hillary?

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

Oh nevermind,
sick of never seeing the /pol/ viewpoint being challenged
part of the cancer killing this website
fascist echo chamber of a board…

Ok kiddo go back to your Zuckerburg approved hugbox

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

He's a fucking businessman, he only cares about his companies and his money, trust me. Some examples of him not caring about the people is him using Delaware as a tax haven, him creating Trump University which is basically a scam center, etc. Fool yourself if you want but Trump's campaign is just one big con job with Trump attempting to scam America for his own purposes.

Yup, having a different opinion must mean I like the botnet. Kill yourself.

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

Yeah it is slightly irritating, but I suppose I've learned to find the humor in it.

Like this for an example – I find that shit hysterical, despite the fact that I'm certain an absolute moron is behind it.

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

I found it funny in the beginning, I mean the Trump meme was funny for a few months, especially when he completely obliterated Jeb's campaign, that was a pleasure to watch. However, I now find it really obnoxious, it's kinda like a forced meme.

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

Jill Stein

Voting for a Jew in the form of Sanders isn't good enough for you gibs potheads
The Jew has to be female too

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

Lol. You should also post my reply to that first image, because I'm pretty sure I made that person (you) look like a dipshit (not a difficult task).

Eh, most of the threads on 8/b/ are pure shitposting at this point anyway

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

arrogant
that's called confidence
Sometimes I do wonder what the world looks like through the autistic lens.

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

Wasnt me m8, they owned you if it was in response to you, so I screencapped it

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

Eh, most of the threads on 8/b/ are pure shitposting at this point anyway
It's true but it's not really shitposting that can have a negative impact IRL (except on our lives perhaps) while this kinda is.

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

makes fun of a disabled reporter… in front of thousands of people, knowing that it would be nationally televised.
suggests that a debate moderator is on her period
engages in petulant twitter wars with literally anyone who talks shit
says shit like "duuuh, me Trump, and I have good brain and best words"
says the U.S. can just print more money if his utterly deficit-busting tax plan runs up the debt (which it undoubtedly would), cause Murrica.
HE'S JUST CONFIDENT, YA MOTHERFUCKIN CUCK, AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, YOU CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT DICK.

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

owned me
That was an argument that I would expect from a 12yo child who's in special ed.

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

Now you're catching on goyim. Confidence solves everything. In case you haven't noticed, he's fucking rich.

Xavier King
Xavier King

in case you haven't noticed, he's fuckin rich
in case you haven't noticed, the only person he gives a solitary fuck about is himself.
And there are plenty of rich people who carry themselves with class and dignity.

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

America
Class and dignity
So we're back to him being rude, because you're a commie who doesn't like America.

Sebastian King
Sebastian King

What the fuck are you even saying? I swear reaching the point where you guys just start gibbering nonsense in any conversation is like entropy.

Anthony Barnes
Anthony Barnes

When you have Trump, you don't need things like coherence anymore, only buzzwords and slogans.

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

Obvious samefag

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

Top kek

Noah Wilson
Noah Wilson

Nope.

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

Obvious samefag

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

kek

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

Oy vey the goyim know

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

LIBERAL PINKO FAGGOTS BTFO

GTFO MY Holla Forums NIGGERS

/LEFTYPOL/ ON SUICIDE WATCH

Lucas Price
Lucas Price

picture of liberal pinko faggot
funny people
right wing

Parker Hernandez
Parker Hernandez

quads for trump

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

Cleese being a liberal by today's standards at all

You are delusional /leftypol/

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

Did you know there is even a /leftyb/?
That's how much they don't belong here

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

Excuse me sir

Your poll is missing Bernie Sanders

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

That painting makes him look like a dictator.

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

Until World War 3 or Race War happens.

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

/leftypol/ being liberal by today's standards
Oh no, it's retarded.

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

kek

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

cuck sanders endorsed Hillary today bahaha

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

Nazis also used nationalism to lure emotional dumbfucks into their shit. Not to say Hitler was wrong, but it really shows how simplistic is trump supporter's view on politics. I'm happy about leaving this shithole

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

Vote for whoever you want, just not Clinton. Check online anywhere you'd like for Clinton Foundation, George Soros, and Tavistock.
Feel like being pulled into a mass non-Jewish race genocide? Wish this was only a meme.

Nathaniel Diaz
Nathaniel Diaz

I don't think anyone here is actually going to vote for Clinton, her policies and chan culture are diametric. People voting for her in OP's poll are just having a laugh.

Nathan King
Nathan King

United States Secretary of State
Foreign affairs
Kills Bin Laden in Pakistan
Shillary is totally unfit to run this country because she uses e-mail just like the rest of us

Jacob King
Jacob King

implying nationalism is a bad thing
see the last 30 years

Samuel James
Samuel James

Hi carl

Oliver Martinez
Oliver Martinez

I'm not Carl. But I'm pretty sure this chart will either identify you as a Meninist Cuck or a Anti-SJW Virgin.

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

I'm married and have 4 kids go back to tumblr cuck

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

So Anti-SJW Virgin it is. Since all Trump Supporters are liars.

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

There it is, the drawing cucks post when they're out of stupid rhetoric to spew. Seriously how assblasted do you have to be to draw your opponent naked in an awful attempt to sway public opinion.

Logan Green
Logan Green

Look at how small his cock is! Teeny weeny Trump!

William Evans
William Evans

He just can't live without Trump's dick on his mind.
He'd much rather have it inside his anus of course.

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

But that isn't even his dick, that isn't even a real dick, it's a drawing.

Eli King
Eli King

stay mad cuck

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

calling me a cuck
wants to give his country to a billionaire
he knows his cock size

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

oh shit a reaction image i have been le btfo

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

He says after posting

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

tunnel tax money to his account
Wow you're an idiot!

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

You sure showed me there, wow.

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

Not as much of an idiot as you.

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

You sure are creative, I've demolished by your solid arguments…

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

You are an idiot for thinking Hillary is better, she would kill you so she could take your money.

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

even 1 vote for commiefaggots
Fucking kill yourselves.

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

Because you'd have to be an idiot to believe such a thing. Its baseless and idiotic.

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

That's the only deserving insult for the 'arguments' you're making. Honestly kill yourself.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

True Trumpcuck arguments, nice ad-hominems to be honest… Real nice and smooth…

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

As nice and smooth as the old man ass you lick on a regular basis faggot.

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

LOL Anger much, virgin?

By the way this pic isn't suppose to "sway" anyone's opinions. It's meant to mock Trump you dumb cuck.

John Smith
John Smith

LOL Anger much, virgin?
I get more ass than a toilet seat loser.

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

That's something any virgin would say. LOL Try again loser.

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

That's exactly what someone who'd never had any pussy would say. All you've ever had was cock up your ass faggot.

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

That's the thing, yet he can't stop thinking and talking of Trump's dick.

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

well he is a cuck after all ….just point and laugh at him

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

LOL Keep crying. Your tears are delicious.

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

Trump's campaign is one big con job.

So we should all just vote for an absolute nobody, right?

That way we can hand the presidency to a two-faced political elite archetype who will turn us into "Germany 2, What Does It Matter Boogaloo" at best, or at worst plunge us into WW3 in the name of "U.S. - Israeli relations".

Shill a little harder, dude.

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

You've got a good argument for a Trump supporter but honestly, my opinion is that I'd rather vote for a nobody than to vote for certain demise. Because whether it's Trump or Shillary, we're gonna have big problems. I'd rather try to get people to support one of the nobodies. Bernie Sanders started with nothing at all and almost beat Shillary. I am certain he would have beaten her if it wasn't for the corrupt democratic primary's system. This can happen again, all we need is people that want to save this country. There are more people that want something else than the two puppets on top than you think.

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

What do you fucking retards not understand about the difference between negligence and GROSS negligence? The difference is that one can implicate someone as having CRIMINAL INTENT – the other can get them fired, suspended, fined, or jailed.

Petraeus
Knowingly providing classified info to someone who does not have the security clearance =/= to using a personal server to discuss classified material.
Scooter Libby
Disbarred… but not convicted of criminal intent
Edward Snowden
KEK. This one doesn't even deserve a response
youtube filmmaker
?? typical /pol/

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

Correction: ***the other can get them fired, suspended, and fined

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

No Donald Trump

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

Except Trump is more likely to get us into World War 3 than Hillary. Hell he might even get us into one giant Race War and that will be bad for the U.S., millions of innocent people will die. I don't even support Hillary, she is just as bad, but the most she will do is take away our gun rights if elected, which is also bad. Either way we're screwed.

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Christopher Stevens was raped, tortured and burned to death
they ignored his pleas
Yep, it was that simple – they were just like "ahhh fuck it"

It's funny that you faggots don't realize that you're just as bad as the bleeding-hearts and their crocodile tears over the Holocaust.
"muh… muh… 4 INNOCENT AMERICAN FREEDOM FIGHTERS! They were fighting for our freedums, and Hillary DID NOTHING! She's a murderer, WAAAAAH WAAAAH.

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

4 million patriots died in that embassy, and if you question that you're a god damn freedom denying kike shill.

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

4 million
Time to take your meds, user

David Perry
David Perry

See:

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

Funny, I just realized that you were probably being sarcastic – it's kind of sad that I've actually come to expect insane responses like this.

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

'Iron Rump' Trump for Emperor!

64 more years!

Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

Marco had it easy compared to Jeb.

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

gave the Clinton foundation millions
Meaning?

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

sieg heil for trump

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

No Donald Trump.

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

is this from reddit or halfchan? It's complete trash.

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

Not as trashy as your mother in the sack. She's an awful lay.

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

Find something else to post.

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

Definitely from one or the other.
They're the same at this point.

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

Found a picture of you in a chat.

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

He just like Trump's dick that much
Let's call him Trump dick's #1 fan

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

The guy in the pic is you. All Trump supporters get triggered by that pic and it's very obvious.

Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan Barnes

being so obsessed with a picture you think about it all day
post it at least 10 times a day
claim everyone is mad at you being gay
user, I…

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

You need to kill yourself

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

"T-Trump is weak with the younger generations!!!!"
BTFO
T
F
O

Landon White
Landon White

Bernout was a sellout.
That faggot was just in it to con retards out of their money.
send me money,we're going to the convention.
Shillary is incompetent and can never be president
vote for shillary guys,she's great.

I guess you haven't seen all the bernout salt,have you?

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

Claims not to be mad.
Still complaining about the Trump pic I post.
Obviously triggered by the Trump pic.

LOL @ you idiots being this triggered by the unflattering Trump drawing.

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

bernout salt
That shit is fucking gold.

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

complaining
do you think of trump all day user?
did you print that painting and put it over your bed so you can look at it while you go to sleep?
I'm genuinely curious.

John Barnes
John Barnes

strawpoll
not poal

Kayden Bailey
Kayden Bailey

I don't care much for Trump but the level of detail on the /k/ stuff in that image is amazing.

smoke launchers changed to firework launchers
embossed roadwheels
track pads imprinted with old glory
that fucking fume extractor

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

1) I think of pissing off Trump supporters all day.
2) Nope. I don't even have a printer. But I got three posters of Jenny McCarthy hanging on my wall and I had those posters since the time I was 16, along with the Playboy videos and magazines I've collected of hers.

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

He's a fucking businessman
Not just that, he's a
FUCKING
WHITE
MALE

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

Funny, I think of Jenny McCarthy pissing all day.

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

It's funny how people think they they can asses how aggressive Trumps policies will be based just on the fact that he has aggressive rhetoric. Don't get me wrong, there are legitimate issues with some of his his policies, but his rhetoric in presidential debates has little to do with that. Plus his "risky" campaign is actually working and isn't nearly as risky as you'd think. Hell, he's even accused of being an isolationist; if anyone's gonna start WW3 it will be Hillary.

Though I'd still probably vote Gary Johnson if I was Burger. Stein is way too SJW-ish.

Austin Sanchez
Austin Sanchez

Trump stickers everywhere. Trump crushes Clinton in polls. Clinton gets elected. Hillarybots rejoice. America bends over and takes it.

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

I'm voting for fucking Hillary. And the one upside to having Hillary as POTUS will be watching the wailing and butthurt among the polfags and the rushtards.

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

That's about as retarded argument as "she has a vagina".

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

excellent…I can see you're already practicing.

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

the fucking irony

I think the #1 argument that I've heard, in various terms, regarding user's support of Trump, is that he'll cause nuclear amounts of assblast for liberals; it isn't necessarily explicitly stated, but the ridiculous memes convey this message loud and clear.

You'll either get to throw a hissy fit, and drone on for months about how the system is rigged if he loses, or you'll get to cry the most pathetic tears that have ever been shed after someone blows his fucking head off – it will be one of the two, and it will be fucking glorious.

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

If you're willing to fuck your country up just to piss off some /pol/acks, that's your choice and your country, not mine… I'm just saying that it's not a very good reason.

And it's just as stupid. Though definitely not No. 1 argument; that's usually something like "he'll make America great again". For me the No. 1 reason would be that there a good chance that he's not as corrupt as Hillary.

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

niggers making logical decisions
ever

Owen Jones
Owen Jones

king nigger is already working on the race war already

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

Hence why I voted against him..TWICE.

But some Republicans didn't vote for McCain because of Palin.

Charles Cooper
Charles Cooper

niggers not making logical decisions sometimes
Niggers hate mexicans they're on the right road here

Asher White
Asher White

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