Pony Thread: Praise the Sun Edition

Hey guys! On lunch break at work. Going good so far today, for the most part at least.

Howdy Deep!

Hey! Got about half an hour still before I have to get back to work.

Neat! anything good for lunch?

White is right!

Just a ham and Swiss sandwich with ketchup, a pear fruit cup, and a Gatorade.

ketchup on ham and swiss? where's the mustard or mayo? blasphemy!

the rest sounds good though! nom nom!

Bleugh

I'm literally hungry now

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I'll make you a peanut butter and jelly, and cut off the crusts!

reese is a fgt

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OY! none of that now!

i know that feel, Sol!

I want to cum inside Princess Celestia and call her mom.

get lost, weirdo

oh neat you're still using that trip… i mustard done something right at least

no u

Hey, faggot, wanna get on Rabbit?
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

im too lazy to find my standard one~
Im back on email btw

I hate mayo and mustard.

Ha, sorry!

mustard is the best. i suppose we must be enemies now.

in a few, sue

kk

hey its a reeceybutt!

Never! You cannot escape me!

This thread looks like a samefag trying to look like a group of redditors.

why is this image so cute?
also, youre the one who'll need to escape!

shhhhh no tears now, only pony

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KEK

I want Celestia to be my mom, and then I want to fuck her.

Well, I got to go back to work soon; talk to y'all later.

yup yup

Have fun.

Hurry up, nigger.

hehe your butts just as cute as your little tummy!

i hope so

ded

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why not post a few in email and let me find out? hehe

this is Reecey food!

think I made a semi-decent trip for you Sol

check mail

maybe l8r

sure thing!

the way she talks…

or he

they idunno

Did you send it yet?

some of her recipes are actually pretty decent. but yeah, her mode of speech is the main attraction haha she has zero fucks to give

Test

the moment of tooth

Ha! A likely story

… wasn't Ra the sun god and not Osiris?

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nice!

yeah

pretty sure Osirius liked his mother in the way that you do so…. has multiple meanings

I'm sorry, but this trip can't be beat for my normal posting.

He got jiggy with his sister, not his mom.

mmkay. Osirius is a cool name doe

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I'm a freaking pokemaster

woops!

haha oh yeah good point. youre a smarty!

i think you're trying to tell me someting

Reece, cum on rabbit

My eyes aren't green but I've been told they're hazel by friends, they can just appear green in certain lighting but most of the time they're brown….

Just don't play in the street when you're enslaving virtual monsters.

I just heard on the news people are using that app to lure people and rob them

I'm waiting to hear about territory wars over popular spots

simply googling the word "lure" brings up the story I was talking about lol

It is part of the game. You are meant to duel them to keep your stuff.

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AS EXPECTED

Fucking lure modules, luring people AND mons

exactly?

I'm doing a lil bit of song related right now

ooooh you like them too? good boy! I got into them from seeing Seven Devils in the game of thrones trailer

youre so thirsty it hurts

I dont want to do anything untoward with Reeceypet. Just want to make him wear a diaper for me and stuff. Nothing weird, yo!

what are you saying :C

a lil, their first two albums were good. ha heard any of her new stuff since Ceremonials tho.

Now post feet.

fixed

lmao just LMFAO

I'm gonna go into town in a moment and get a new phone probably and I'm going to make damn sure I play that APP and I'll just drive around looking for them by the side of the road wherever I go and get down and catch them like my life depend on it

yes.. post feet

Not a fan of Celestia or MLP.
But thought this is interesting.

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neat! theyre pretty chill!

Do not look at me like that.

That space marin is pretty fuckin RAD tho

darwin?

Present.

I should have known. I'm marking down the roads I need to go so I wont get lost.. I cannot find where I am going without the little GPS lady.

Are the streets there mazes or what? Getting there and returning home should not be that hard.

Do not kill yourself with this Pokemon Go shit. Maybe if it were Digimon…

I already knew the outcome, so the result was literally as expected. But you might as well post your feet now and get it over with.

squares everywhere

no, that's kind of disturbing..

tbh I don't really care but it is for the greater good, plus it's just a pic of your feet what's so weird about that? do you have something to hide? a hideous club foot or a peg leg perhaps?

What phone are you getting?

you dont need to post your feets skitty

but you should def post your skittyhole!

rip

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I have actually posted pictures where my feet are visible, I don't think I have hideous feet… it's just kind of weird to do it in this context…

probably the SAMSUNG GALAXY J7, what do you think?..

Im planning on getting the Huawei P9 lite tomorrow actually.

It is functional and not much will be lost if some nigger robs you when you are out catching Pokemon.

Now post feet.

Pinché pendèjo comècho ejo denaro ernesto?

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What does this actually say?

Do hablo éspanor?

/slap
butt yeah, reece is slowww

You say that, but really there isn't a better context you could hope for. And since you have already done it, what is the harm in doing it again?
Also that sort of sounds like something a person with unspeakably disfigured feet would say

yon hyaku nijuu moyase kono okama yaru!

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fgt

Huh, this exists.

You know what, screw you.

I'm out

lol I'm taking off…

I'm just giving you a hard time, but alright. Enjoy your day

I'm off work, sup bitches?!?!

nm, its quiet time now!

what do you think of this train?

y'all fags

It's a nice train. Old school, well preserved.

YOU ARE A PIRATE!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqdxrAXFmCU

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Celestia version when?

Ayy fam how is you been doin ye?

never

It's a pic that makes me feel nostalgic for some reason. I look at it and harken back to the days of unspoiled youth, of the free and wild west, of sarsaparilla and sunsets red as wine.

You okay, Darwin?

Swing and a miss, but I am fine thank you. Just thinking about trains and stuff

That is not me. I would have simply posted this.

youtube.com/watch?v=okpByy-F_WA

Good, how have you been Wez?

Then who is
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beep beep

Yeah Reece loves to procrastinate. hes been saying hes gunna wear diapers for me on cam for over a week and still hasnt bought any /cry

I am not sure what name he goes by now.

why do i just come back every time people start talking about me

Hurry up negro
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

shush reecey, the grownups are talking

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somewhat disappointed. sup Holla Forums?

If Pia shows up, tell him i want him to come on steam for me. And he should give me a poke too

how do you prevent giant leg rashes?

moisturiser, and repeated shaving, the skin gets less sensitive.

is that what ozzy femboi does?

I swear I answer this every time.
ASK HIM
he uses an epilator. His mom got it for his birthday

but it's thursday night of next month in Australalala right now

Neato, I have a new phone now.

I have a video waiting for you.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

Use it to post feet.

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well i answered you anyway

kk, I'll jump on very quick. firefox eats my laptop tho

i told ya silly, use lotion with some alcohol in it, or shower right after you shave. the idea is to soothe and disinfect the area

Sweet, what kind?

*hugsu*

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Thingpone wubs you all!

Hai :3

cute

iphone lol…

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reminds me of the tentacle thing in a pony suit!

What the fuck? You are lying.

She's such a cutie!

So I left and stopped at my jew friends to put gas and got asked what I was up to.. told them I was going to this PC store and name, I left and as I'm driving away the dude followed me in his BMW telling me if I called, I'm like lol nope I'm getting a new phone too and he tells me that place is closed because it went out of business… he saved me a shitload of time and a long drive… I didn't think of calling before going tbh.. so he just ordered it online for me and I will pick up the computer hardware I need from him.. he also pointed me to a near by phone place and got me this iphone 5s for just $100 brand new.

would let bite me

I guess I cannot ridicule you for that. I thought you hated all Apple products to the point where a low price would still not be a reason for you to get one.

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Think you could get on steam¿~

lol.
id do it for her

yeah I wouldn't typically want one but it's what he had and told me to get it.. so I didn't say anything since they were helping me..

What a pushover.

Anyone want to join me for a Doctor Whooves Adventures marathon on G Mod?

Did you have to explain why this thread was open?

he's a 38yo guy who doesn't even use facebook, he doesn't know what he was seeing, I don't have to explain jack. most of my friends are at least 5-10 years older than me.

Amusing.

That makes these interactions slightly better.

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Hey Wezdor, want to watch Doctor Whooves Adventures on G Mod?

Faggot.

I'm not sure what you mean.

I did want an android but my friend was like get this…. I didn't want to be a fag and complain tbh

What's wrong with IPhones?

4:24 PM - WuMA: i dont have applephone anymore
4:24 PM - WuMA: android is better
4:24 PM - WuMA: :D
4:25 PM - WuMA: actually no, iphone was better

I'm watching a movie atm, maybe later?

also did you catch my comment about minecraft earlier?

K; watcha watching?

Blue Mountain State rise of Thadland

Ok

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I got a new phone, I tried installing pokemon GO then realized I have no idea what my google password is, it's a rediculously long password with special characters and I can't fucking enter it

I want to hunt pokemon raptor

HELP

skye's ded

yep
rip that nigga

nini peeps

goodnight faggo

Can you not email it to yourself and copy/paste the password on the phone?

Don't I have to know my google password in order to email it too?

You do not have an alternate email?

I think I can just post it to privnote.com/ and then grab it on my phone but tbh I started drinking an hour ago and I'm too buzzed for this now… I think I will just remain and shitpost here until I chase everyone off

Make a new one :D
Or input into google that you forgot your passowrd :D

Do you also listen to your friends' opinions on what parts to buy for your PC? This is a fucking mobile computer we're talking about. Why would you go against your own instinct and buy an inferior product just because peer pressure? Skitty, you're a programmer, and you know a reasonable amount about tech shit. Do your friends not know this? They should be asking you for advice, not giving it to you.

1. Locked down trash. iOS doesn't run unsigned applications, and as such, any device upon which it is installed is effectively a paperweight. Imagine for a moment that you bought a Windows laptop… except it could only run applications sold in the Windows store, and had a locked down BIOS so that you could only boot Windows. Also, the administrative account is gone. I think we can all agree this would be complete junk. So why accept it on your phone? Android phones can install other operating systems if need be, can have the administrative account (root) functioning, and most importantly – can install unsigned applications out of the box. Roughly half of applications installed on my phone are managed by F-Droid, not the Play Store.

2. Poor security. Do you know why jailbreaks are possible? Because the OS is an insecure pile of trash and people keep finding vulnerabilities to sneak crap through. Those vulnerabilities are usable not just by you, however, but by pretty much anyone. Millions of iOS devices could be infected with keyloggers or other types of spyware/malware without their users knowing about it. I won't say Android doesn't have its own vulnerabilities, but at the very least Google doesn't take 6+ months to fix them, and if you're on a Nexus phone or using a proper well-updated ROM like AOSP or Cyanogenmod, you can get those security updates rather quickly.

Disgusting alcohol.

… you don't drink? What is your opinion on it?

I do not like it at all, but I seldom have to do it in social situations, and it has to be a girly drink. Drinking alone at home on a whim is not for me, however.

But Rubles didn't you know?
There ARE no virus's on apple products.

In all honesty, absolutely. The PC I have now was entirely chosen in parts by this thread using parts picker dot com or something, GPU compliments of a poster as well… as in they sent it to me… It makes me feel guilty af tbh

also it's just a phone… I have like 3 other androids that work but don't have service so I can just use with the wifi.

I had an old mac book a year ago and gave it to a friend, I didn't like it at all, too awkward to use, very confusing and was around the time I was using linux mainly

77 51 37 79 79 99 35 59 53 19 brown river

Give me free shit, Justin.

;; This Kills the Macglobal startsection .textstart: mov rax, 0x20000002 syscall jmp start

It's a personal computer in the shape of a phone that can make phone calls. If you only wanted it for calling and texting, you wouldn't even go for a smartphone. If you want it for anything more, clearly Android is the better choice.

My grandpa was the one who wanted alcohol so I brought him back some and drank one of theirs.. then he told me if I wanted any so I'm like sure why not.. so now I'm drinking his alcohol.. I literally just have one down and already really buzzed, shit tolerance tbh..

hellooo

yeah, you're correct. I don't just want it for making calls, I want it specifically so that I can make calls AND post here when not at home…

What did you take?

who's this?

Still me.

what do you mean take? as in drank? budlight.

would you do me a huge favor if I asked?

How can you be buzzed only with that?

I would not say "no" immediately.

Like, it depends on the favor.

Can you just use a fucking name like old times?

also I have a shit tolerance, I get wasted on a 6pack.

So I take it that you are fine with using Safari for all of your posting, instead of an application like Exodus?

There is a reason I am not using it. I always let you know when it is me and when it is not, though. Does anyone else even refer to you by your slave name?

I am not too tolerant myself.

I never used exodus on my android either kek, I made a script for navigating on mobile and used an animaymay posters quick reply script for it too, was good enough for me tbh

also yeah im not liking safari too much, mainly because i am unfamiliar with it but i am not too scared of change… if I can later I will install chrome which is my preference

Sometimes.. not as often as you.. also the way you put that out of context here makes it sound weird and I feel as though I am being judged for this right now.

Why would my judgment matter?

It was me wasn't it?
Damn it I knew I sent the giant black dildo to the wrong address

Kek, its apples official line, but I'm sure you're aware of that.
You go into the apple store or whatever and say there's a virus on your product they are instructed to say there is no virus.

Glad I could help :3
Now get out there and catch em all!
Also, who was your starter?

Wow, how unconsiderate, you didn't send me anything

I wasn't talking about yours specifically, more like everyone else that doesn't know the story behind "slave name"

ffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
I' msure i have some spare anthrax sitting around here somewhere

I am judging you, Skitty.

If you want me to refer to you as Muhammad Ali, then you must beat me in the ring, bitch.

daily reminder to stay hydrated

What's all this about slave names?

names r4 loosers

Calm down, Bennet.

i go bed now

see you all tomorrow

especially you

cant

i drank an entire thing of energy drank

what's the verdict?

Do you lift? I don't lift much.. but I definitely am not weak.

goodnight reeceypet

No damage done.

Thats the spirit!

No, I am too lazy for any of that shit.

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Aww… nini sweetie.

Help, someone is trying to seduce me and I need an adult!

just b urself and they'll go away

I am an adult!

You just wanna get there first :P

I'm an adult, too, now seduce me.

Come here little one, I'm an adult

hey

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Pia? :o

SEDUCE ME YOU SAY?!

Hey fleur, i see you're back frpm dinner

Yea

What do you think of this train?

Looks badass. These older steam engines had a sweet look to them, with all th pipes and random things sticking out.

Can you get on steam? c:

Where did Momlestia go? I came to her as she requested.

How dare you call those sticking out pieces random!
I dunno, can I?

Do it for me? :3

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if you catch these sevens

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But what if i miss? :c

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Not quite there.

That's a lot of >7

Stop that.

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Now get your cute butt on steam!

every time

Steeeaam! and source

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wtf

We need more Momlestia.

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I second this motion

Since no one will provide Momlestia, can you give me Auntie Luna?

Anyone want to join me on G MOD for Doctor Whooves Adventures?

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Fine, I'll let you seduce me, just stop being a faggot.

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Are we posting porn now?! Hurray!!!

I'm bored, too.

pls no

Yes!

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But why? I wanna post mu porn.

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Yay!! Thankes!

Lol I'm not an authority here Fleur, you can post whatever you want :P

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I was just being nice.

True, well, just so you know, you can do whatever you want~
I'm not going to take offense or anything like that, no one here will… if they do it's their own fault.

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Let me translate this for you: Fleur, please post more, but i'll pretend to resist it

Very true.

I swear I'm having deja vu.

Blewby!

False

So how're you today?

Rappy!

Good; I love being off of work.

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Ever
adverb
1.
at all times; always:

2.
continuously:
ever since then.

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How's it going?

Cool :3
I have to leave for work soon.

*autistic brohoof*

I don't need Wezdor, thanks to some 4/mlp/ drawfag, I have my very own sun.

Aww, that's sweet!

Look at Luna, she is soooooo jealous.

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Hey Blewberry, guess what?

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bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36499750
Something about legal name fraud which is assumed to be linked to slavery of the people by those higher up in the system. Whether the theory is true or not is up for debate.

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aids

Any wedding gifts?

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Spic-E Chuken

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yum!

lucky you

I have a nebula for you. It will birth you many beautiful suns.

I want my own sun.

Did you see, I got married.

There's plenty of whores that will give you one… but you have to be willing to pay for it for 18 years and lose half your shit :3

That's not right, they'll milk you dry the rest of your life (and then some). It doesn't even have to be your kid, they'll still make you pay for them.

That's the case in france

avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/france-upholds-the-ban-on-paternity-tests/

?

i want my own reason to live

that's pretty neat

Just a shitty sexist joke about women and entrapment.
I know you meant a star, I'm just being stupid, sorry :P

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New socks!

That's disqusting.

That's not me.

Are they rose coloured ones?

Wooo!

Hey Rose, how're you?

I think they estimated 1 in 30 kids don't know their real dad.

I know?

no, they didn't have the pattern I wanted. but, they go up to my thighs, so I'm happy.

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Ok, I thought you thought it was.

I am excite.

pretty good. switched around my room.
how are you?

incredibly~

Have pics? And where can i get a pair

Neat, maybe you'll get the desired pair on your next encounter :3

Who wouldn't enjoy the feeling of tight long socks reaching close up to the thigs?

No socks is better. ;3

haha, nah, it's ok. :P

Much better today so far honestly.
Heading to work soon though

no.
spencers apparently. do you have those in wezdorland?

I dunno. they had rainbow socks too. gaaaay.

buh… $10.

that's good to hear. :3
stay safe when you're there. you dunno what kind of weirdos are out there.

I'll be ok, I love my jerb :)

Lame.

Boy♂Next♂Door♂

Well I'm just going to have to dare you on that one :33

this is good.

:c

I didn't buy them.

What's a spencers? And make pics happen.

Yup!
How's your break going?

maybe later. my house is crawling with people right now.

first day went great. :3
I don't plan on going out anymore this week though. it took me an hour to get from the gas station down the road to my house because of construction.

lol
nigger protest called on account of rain.
it's funny how BLM considers itself the successor to the civil rights movement, and they can't even take a few raindrops. those original civil rights protesters got blasted by fire hoses.

It reminds them too much of Katrina. The memories are unbearable.

A gift from someone?

got me sum peaches n shit

Jeez that's quite the drive.

the horrors of a free trailer and twice as much welfare money as they usually get.

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hello

Yeah, you might wanna get them checked out, people aren't normally supposed to crawl around

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hey. how's it going?

it usually takes me 30 seconds…

nah. they're all on that new pokemon game. the house just caught a squirtle.

God damn, why'd it take so long?!

We can still have a civil war, but we won't fight when it's below 30 in the winter time. Or on Christmas. Or on Thanksgiving.

its going good just watching vinesauce and how about you?

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The PokemonGOfuckYourself ? seems really popular

They are overrated.

I honestly thought it was just some dumb fad for a while.

Just like you.

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS HORRENDOUS STATEMENT

just recovering from work.

kill whitey! weather permitting.

Savage.

I'm still not sold on it. Also, nice burn.

pokemonGO, more like pokemonGO away. amirite?

Pokemon: Global offensive

What's that? thigh highs or pokemon go?

it got 11 kids robbed at gunpoint.

Gotta have standards that separate whitey from them, of course. Have to snap our fingers when we agree with something since clapping is a white invention.

The former.

Although the latter too.

Wait till you meet me, I'm an outright savage cunt in person.

It sounds like a scapegoat for tracking to me. At least I'm keeping well away indefinitely.
t-thanks

had a crazy day with a nut?

Haha, really? damn

Pretty much everything tracks you already

That is quite all right. I know you do not really mean it.

Nigger lives Don't matter.

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they should do jazz hands since they invented that.

just more examples of useless woman coworkers. nothing really interesting.

i could never get into pokemon.
it skipped my generation.

what if there's a pony with black skin?

Only my close ones matter to me the rest of the world BTFO.

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photoshop the nigger so he is the kid on the beach

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In Missouri, ya. I know it's not much of a surprise, but it should make you think if you're in a bad neighborhood.

They don't even know their own culture. There was a woman who bitched at a white guy with dreads at a university because a white guy wearing dreads wasn't "culture appropriation" while ignoring that dreads were not even a hairstyle ancient Africans used.

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True enough. I've still yet to escape, because stupid social dependencies.
At least it doesn't amount to using Facebook or Skype, glad I'm still sane on the inside.

What makes you so sure that my Internet personality is representative of me?

I don't make these.

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I am basing that on tales you have recounted about your other milieu.

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milieu?

>>>/cuteboys/272122

Irl shit.

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don't get me started.
want to really rile them up?
remind them that cleopatra was in fact a white person. since her dynasty was the ptolemic dynasty, and her whole bloodline came from alexander the great's general ptolemy, who took over the territory after alexander died.

>>>/4am/3613

WE WUZ KINGS

>>>/abdl/20025

Blewberry get in there

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>>>/italia/2745

and they respected each other so much that they sold each other into slavery by way of tribal fighting, instead of organizing into a larger society and repelling the white intruders who were and still are plundering every single precious resource their continent affords. they still chop each other to death with machetes. it's brutal.

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>>>/sfg/1241

Why did lincoln need to die, he would have shipped them all back and secretly sunk the ships on the way over. think of how the world would be today. sports might be a bit less flashy but it is a price worth paying

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Good night.

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Sleep tight!

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Gn

>>>/liberty/23541

Too soon

Not soon enough

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Shinyshinyshiny!

Witnessed

Hey iap,

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KEK
that picture :P

I'll be off to bed too. Good night everyone!

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Gn

>>>/r9k/137608

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Have a nice evening, Shiny! make sure Pia doesn't get up to no good while i'm away c:

What's up? feeling good?

>>>/wooo/22020

Thanks you too, and will do

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>>>/monster/196288

I was looking for that image, top kek. Feeling good, got surgery thus Wednesday

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slumber soundly

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Hip number two huh? Best of luck to you. maybe see if they can take a surgery pic or give you anything they take out. Don't forget, you made it you own it

>>>/waifu/979

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Yea, I'll ask for a pic, I think the hip can be thrown out or incinerated and yep left hip, cant wait, after I'm all healed up I'll post an xray pic

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Heads decapitated look very difficult to handle, especially when bloody, those decap vids show them struggling, also that picture lacks the blood one would espect

Need image

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Fug yes. i hope it doesn't get incinerated though, it seems so wasteful. I would want to keep it and turn it into bone broth stew, recycle. or at the very least make a top for a cane or something, hopefully you won't need one though. but i hope it goes well and that you come out of it better than ever. also more pain meds yumyum

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#BLUELIVESMATTER

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i was never much of a sports fan anyway.
ok, you've sold me on the idea of saving lincoln. seems like it would be pretty easy to do. theater tickets were cheap back then.

Blueberries matter?

No they don't.

I eat roxicet like candy, and yes, I will be much better. This winter I EXPOCT US X-DDD to hook up, finally…no homo

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The effects of changing the timeline that much would likely result in us not existing anymore, but really it is for the greater good, it could save the species and the universe itself from the filth and depravity of the negro. plus we will get to see at least some of a rousing performance of Our American Cousin

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Yes homo.

Rosie. I need you to cum inside a tuna sandwich and feed it to tards.

post diaper pics.

Do you? I really am quite jealous about that, it is my favourite drug. expected

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listen here u little shit

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Wow, that post was messed up by auto correct like a mother fucker. Good thing your used to my fucked up posts. If I still have some roxies, I'll give you a half dozen or more depending on how many I got.>>5968554

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I want Celestia to be my mom

we'll still exist, because when the timeline shifts, we'll be outside of it, thus unaffected. we'll merely lose every person in the world we know or care about.

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Nice dubs, but, cops aren't bad

I think you need them more than i do. I would only ask for some if you really are feeling better. How's is life besides your medical woes?
Is that your kitt?

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Besides my medical issues, I'm doing fine. And yes that is my leg and my kitt, her name was lotus, until I renamed her Luna

Need imagew

Good choice for a name :3

I suppose that is right, it will be a new timeline. Which means the other negro filled one will still exist, but not for us. We will have to save him subtly and slink back into the shadows, the world will never know how we saved it. But we will be full of information that would make us the most powerful men on the planet. This is assuming we couldn't just time travel again.

Hehe!

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That's swell, I'm glad to hear it. You have got a damn good cat there by the looks of it, cute name too.

She is a good cat, and yep doing good. I look forward to actually seeing you finally. We need to exchange phone numbers so we can talk.

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we would definitely want to high tail it out of there before we became known as the desperadoes who killed beloved actor and patriot john wilkes booth.
my plan was just to wall ourselves off in a mineshaft like back to the future 3, but i like your ideas better.

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I will send my phone number to you thru Playstation network, one of these days soon.

I gotta go guys, have a good one.

wot

You gave me yours once but I think it is deactivated now

kk cool

By Jove you are right, he was a respected and well liked actor, the backlash would be fierce. Would it be too risky to try and stop him in the act?

see ya.

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Was it a 786 number?

nah561

he was a conspirator, so any action before the theater would mean they would probably send someone in his place. so no assassinating john wilkes booth as a baby, or intervening before he joined the assassination conspiracy. foiling the event would mean lincoln would still be in danger from the co-conspirators.

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That's true, and there would only be two of us and surely many co-conspirators that were never even identified. Hopefully we don't need to travel naked, it would be nice to take a supply kit. I don't want to go before the civil war though, we might get forced to fight.

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Ah, yea, that got cut.

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i think given the situation and booth's fame at the time, the best course of action would be to crouch in the shadows and wait until booth shouts sic semper tyrannis. then kill him in mid sic semper so that it's clear he was definitely trying to harm the president. people back then knew latin. this would still trigger the creation of the secret service, which is necessary for the timeline.

i'm assuming terminator time travel rules, one way trip, no backsies, can't take anything with you. i don't need a kit, my body is a weapon. but i'm sure we could easily use our modern brains to outsmart primitives back then and steal some good guns.

Reece and Blewberry in 20years.

Can you find a pic of Celestia and me in 20 years?

kek

No because she isn't real.

i'll just be over here, sexually oblivious

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Just the way I like it. :3

I'm taking a shower and going to bed, good night bread

It is the perfect plan. I feared those would be the rules though, I will have to make the best of it. I will get to work on the time machine straight away, i figure it won't take more than a few days.
Memorize as much as you can before we go, good useful things that will bring us riches and power

IKTF

nightshiny
have a nice shower and a better sleep. if i don't see you again before, I hope it all goes well

oh okay

she looks the same and you are become the 45 year old

shiny pls

time travel just always seemed like a one way trip to me. besides, it wouldn't be much to invent a bunch of stuff. just tattoo the formula for coke on your back or something.

I'd be 39, you idjit.

Also, implying she wouldn't use age magic on me.

i would be 2

Another excellent idea, we need to cover ourselves Memento style in important information. I might swallow some microdiscs full of undiscovered formulas and the like. I will miss modern facilities and medical care, but the unrestricted drugs might make up for it.

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It's been a while

like bruce willis eating the spider in 12 monkeys. good plan.

Hey faggot!

Hi doublenigger

suh dude

I got married.

So I started playing Pokemon Go.

yay! you are the cutest pokeman person!

Yeah, like, me too

Assa dude

You wanna know what I did for the honeymoon?

Went to the moon?

Yayifications!

Had to make several tries to get a username it would accept. Eventually settled on RubySempai

how are you liking it thus far?

Heya Scotchy!

Hehe have you caught any cool ones?

Careful. The niggers are now aware of its lure system and will use it to mug you.

I came inside and called her mom.

Fun to play on University Wi-Fi.

Not really, although I found a nice Weepinbell and like… one Poliwag. I want to get enough Poliwag to get a fucking Poliwrath. Crush all of the gyms. tfw no Johto pokemon to play with Politoad or Kingdra

Just stick to public areas and you'll be fine. Alternatively, carry a gun, because your Pokemon are not real and can't defend you.

Did I even need to ask

haha that looks like a Balloon Shop vid

I can't say I'm familiar with those

heheheh

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ha

Wow, that video is old

just a little bit

So what's all this talk of you moving to Missouri

Kansas. At the end of the month. Seems like its happening.

we may not agree on much, but that is an absolute classic

What on any level this is out of nowhere. Care to elaborate?

*brohoof* yeah, I like a lot of their stuff. its so deconstructivist.

Going to fix up a house there to live in and eventually sell with a female of the species.

Why Kansas? What's wrong with Virginia?

dont got a house in virginia. and housing prices here are astronomical

He wants to be surrounded by even more people who will disapprove of his diaper fetish and communist views. Expert trolls need a healthy community of haters to fuel them.

Virginia is a pretty moderately priced place to live as far as I have known known. Here in California my neighbors were able to get away with selling their piece of shit house for a million dollars. But why Kansas of all places?

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yeah Cali is VASTLY inflated, its insane.

My friend owns a house there that needs a lot of work, which I can do.

I'm not being mad, merely objective. As a troll, you would be far better off surrounded by easy trollbait. Also, Reece has yet to acquire diapers, so I don't think you're succeeding.

so mad.
naw im kiddin. Yeah I dont troll IRL as much as I used to, this is just a happenstance that theres a place there that I'll be able to fix up, and a person I like who owns it.

And thats a salient point, but I did manage to make him shave his little butt, so that was nice. If he doesnt get on the ball ima have to buy him some padding myself

Not as much as Hawaii though, they're insane. At least for a million my neighbors got an actual house instead of a crappy two bedroom suite in an apartment building in Honolulu. So you're going to flip it?

Houseing prices in KS are averaging below 100K in the place we're working, so its a small initial investment. We're planning to sell it, yeah, once we get it fixed up!

Where are you going to go after that?

Most likely back to VA

or maybe wherever Scotchy is hehe

WHY?!

That would be Virginia

oh shit I forgot haha… we should totally chillax before I move. You ever get up to Manassas?

we need another world war to start another arms race that will stimulate technological advancement

Actually I'm going to be moving to Virginia eventually after I get done moving around for a year, so I definitely won't be able to hang before you move, but afterwards I would be down for that!

Wait when did you go to VA

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I'm currently in Cali, but I'm shipping out in the near future

About time, your future is exciting

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coolio. well after I get back we'll hang out and do something fun!

Skittyhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

That's how I like to view it

I vote we get drunk and launch something into space

that could be lotsa fun! I have plenty of booze for just that sort of fun!

youtube.com/watch?v=312seNJTkxQ

i miss la roux

dashpony

Wait a minute, I can't believe you slipped under my radar for so long

i been here all the time
maybe they will teach you how to radar better

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The regular anons come and go. How can I radar when you have a cloaking device?

i am stealthy like Predator
look with your elf eyes to see truth

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Best voice of the decade
Cant believe I didn't find this shit years ago

I used to really like a certain remix of bulletproof
a great voice to be sure

takin my pony butt to bed to dream about skitty' skittyhole. speaking of though, Skitty, can you get new bread?

She is watching over me!

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I picked up GOTY really cheap and decided to start fresh.

Fallout 3's the shit

I know. i one hunnid it and all the dlc. great stuff

Good choice, how are the graphics holding up?

The same as always, on the PS3

I liked the atmosphere in that one better than Fallout 4, to be completely honest

I spent too many hours on that game. good fun though

I agree, also the dialogue and the ability to have real choices was far superior. four sort of seem like a husk of a game to me. graphically and mechanically better, but lacking the meat and potatoes