Should you fuck the left one?

I do.

fuckin hate fatties. rather fuck the cutie on the right

But watch those titties bro

Are y'all fags or something?

Stupid giant sunglasses, sharpie eyebrows and a nose and chin combo like a cartoon witch.

Those tits are A+ though, I'd totally overlook everything else to bury various body parts between those things.

Yeah that's the spirit

Do you mean you want to, or that you actually fuck her?
If the latter, please go on.

no because the right boob is bigger the left one.

The one on the left definitely has an advantage…BIG ASS TITTIES!!!

I take it you've never seen tits in person, have you?
There's always a slight size difference, just like balls aren't perfectly symmetrical

No i want to, I wish it was true

Damn, I was hoping for some more details, maybe some more pics.
I wanna know how those things hold up without an industrial strength bra.

Haha yeah i'm sorry to disapoint you

disgusting

i would not fuck either.

Less guilt using your hand.

Imagine getting that fucking fat walrus pregnant, and having to pay that bitch child support every month.

Always think the worst case senario

Nothing's hotter than when a woman wears her massive jorts above her navel.
That 5 inches of shapeless midriff is nothing short of magical.

the tits diameter is bigger than her face.i won't

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I can just imagine you walking around the club with a ruler grading chicks

I know her. Used to work with her. She tried to fuck, but I was all no fatties.

A guy I work with who has a WAAAAAY hotter fiance got drunk and fucked her though.

Was lulz.


Her name's Megan.

She has big boobers

OH shit u know megan? I fucked her too. But I was like "lull no whiteys" and them she cried. She got aids. Then fucked a faggot on the internet.

Was the lulz.

Totally real

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I wouldn't even shake hands with either of them, much less fuck

Right.

Thin=Win.