I tried an Avocado

Well, I did it. I didn't try guacamole but I though that an avocado would be a decent start.
It tasted sour and disgusting. I don't know how people can eat this shit. Fuck avocados.

You take that back you dummy.

avocados are the niggers of fruit

the only reason to eat them is to virtue signal

The aztecs named the fruit with their word for testicle. Is there any wonder why they taste like balls?

how do you know what balls taste like?

Avocados aren't sour. They're fucking amazing. Been trying to grow an avocado tree for ages so I can get thousands of those delicious little fuckers to eat.

The one I took a bite from was.
I actually have two growing now. Too bad I fucking hate them

bruh…

I didn't buy a tree. I just have two trees growing.

where did you get them from?