I tried an Avocado

Well, I did it. I didn't try guacamole but I though that an avocado would be a decent start.
It tasted sour and disgusting. I don't know how people can eat this shit. Fuck avocados.

You take that back you dummy.

avocados are the niggers of fruit

the only reason to eat them is to virtue signal

The aztecs named the fruit with their word for testicle. Is there any wonder why they taste like balls?

how do you know what balls taste like?

Avocados aren't sour. They're fucking amazing. Been trying to grow an avocado tree for ages so I can get thousands of those delicious little fuckers to eat.

The one I took a bite from was.
I actually have two growing now. Too bad I fucking hate them

bruh…

I didn't buy a tree. I just have two trees growing.

where did you get them from?

I used to have an avocado tree.

Freshly cut off the tree, yes, they're really really disgustingly sour. Unedible.

You're meant to let them age for a few days until they get ripe (just like bananas).

Afterwards, I'd recommend eating them with sugar or mixed in a dish/juice (milk+avocado is godlike).

They're usually sold ready for eating, though? kek

They're extremely easy to grow from the huge seed.

I have no idea. My mom's really into gardening and she told me once that we have two avocado trees growing on our property.
I think they're babies because I haven't seen them yet.


yeee
Yeah.

where did my sentence go, Jim?
I said "Yeah, you'd think that they wouldn't sell them until they're ripe."

Grind the avocado and add salt and oil.

I've always heard salt

Yes, i never heard about sugar.

I'm that guy you were replying to
I only read the OP and thought the OP got sold unripe avocados


I've never heard about salt either
Avocado milkshake is my favorite thing to do with them so I tend to associate avocados with sweetness

Are millennials really this detached for nature?

what's detached about understanding that trees don't just appear from thin air?

Are you a Hue?

Dumping.

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Avocado is one of 8chans oldest memes

Remember that thread where the last post would be 8chans new meme?
I was the guy who posted the avocado.

I had a feeling you were by the images you were dumping.

I loved that thread and I would eat Avacados with you.

They aren't sour, they're fatty and a bit creamy.

How do you think he knows, user.

I make sushi and have to cut 20 of these bastards a day. They're in like 75% of the rolls. I fucking hate avocados and all the hispanics make fun of me for it.

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Avocados can be used as a replacement for cake icing, all you do is add sugar in a correct ratio to some pasted avocados and you have green avocado icing. Also, avocados have more citrus then an Orange. Salt is the way to go, but sugar is nice, tomatoes are actually good with sugar.