23 decides what i say to this chick I went to school with

nice kennedi dubs BTW

What would you say to letting me come over and play with your asshole for awhile?

AY YO GURL, LEMME HOLLA AT YA.
U WANT SUM FUCK?

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I love this Kennedi thread

This: word for word.

She got off, include a number between 1 and 8 with your message and that's who I'll send it to

plz send

Just send this, OP. This thread is gonna be too slow to keep up with your conversation.

Give me a number between 1 and 5 then

Awwww yeee! I'll put those brownies right next to the hot cocoa!

Seriously dude if you like her why not just be honest and ask her out?

just say
"Hey gurl, sup." and go from there. After a bit tell her she's fun to talk to and then
"We should go out this weekend, my treat"

You will be wrist deep in pussy before you know it.

Thread is dead, moving over to half/b/. boards.4chan.org/b/thread/693747443

Kill yourself

...

woh

So close, yet so far away

Remove yourself from life

We're back in business, boys.

I haven't been here in months.
Is this seriously Holla Forums now?
It's as if the migration was for nothing.
Not even going to bother saging.
Just remember you're all faggots.

sorry. let me rephrase that. basically what im trying to say is that i've been watching you for a very long time. ever since you were a child ive felt such a deep connection between us.i feel as if im ur 3rd parent at this point but still. i think ur really sexy and that we should meet up at my place tomorrow.

Gurl, you so fine, you got what I need. I gonna ply you wit wine, dollaz and da best weed. We gon party on down, so back dat azz up woman, we gonna get some slapp time on bae…

haha wrong person. Talk to you later :) bye x lol

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do you want to have sex pussy

Send her this

As per ordinance 394.4 sec.(12) the sender is a registered sex offender. Receipt of further messages frees the State of any liability as to the content.
Do you agree to this?

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Lol :) Are you up for some casual sex?