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Why does this always happen to me? Am I just too beta to control my sexual urges? Am I a gigantic faggot?

yes, yes, and yes. all of the above.

fuck you dude im not a faggot

Just call up your girlfriend and say you want some sex….oh wait…

Porn makes people horny. The fact that it's a trap thread is on you, though.
Or was it the lolicon thread?

Hey, it's either this or I jerk off to nightclub pics from my Facebok.

when I get horny I invite a chick over to my house because I have a personal strip club set up in my spare bedroom complete with speakers, lights, black lights, pole and glow in the dark posters.

Chicks LOVE the pole. They're born whores.

Which pole?

yes

You plan your fap sessions?