Where do gfs come from?

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

Where do gfs come from?

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Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

Vagina

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

Mine came from Rubik's cubes and forcing her to go to an arcade with me.

Now we're having a child.

Don't fucking look user.
Stay alone.
Forever.

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

But I want a gf to hold hands with while talking a walk on a chilly autumn's evening. I want to cuddle in bed after a long day. I want to impregnate a beautiful girl.

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

Oh you WANT the child. Aight. Well, here's how I did it:

Teach a cute chick how to solve a Rubik's cube, tell her she's going to the arcade with you, give her pizza and fuck her.

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

I can do this. I can fucking do this. God damn it I can do this.

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

Reddit

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

I want to impregnate a beautiful girl.
I can't wait for you start creating tears of regret. I'm running low on some and I need to stock up.

Levi James
Levi James

I can help you stock up bro

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

you should go back there and stay.

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

They spawn randomly.

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

Jesus christ, this place is even worse. I was off for a few months and now we have attwhores volunteers?

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

They come from god, but only if you're a gud boy, go to church and get your life back in order.

Zachary Green
Zachary Green

Gfs doesnt real user

Everything is a lie

You are put in this world to fail and despair.

Your despair feet ancient entities who in return grant wishes and power to beings in Nibiru

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

Lmao ayyyyyy

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

that's BO to you.

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

GF's are what make life worthwhile. You may have a shitty day at work, your stomach hurts from that greaseburger, your boss yelled at you and your paycheck sucks.
Then you go home to her, you smell her perfumed hair, kiss her soft lips, listen to her cute giggle and she gives you a backrub while you slumber.

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

You live in some fucked up magic world

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

How many miles of cock do you suck per week on average?

Genuine question. We need to know.

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

Who is this semen demon?

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

tfw i know how to solve a rubiks cube

There's hope for me yet

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

I wish I knew

David Thompson
David Thompson

You legit don't know the half of it. I have over 112 puzzles. Trust me, there's hope for you.

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

prep the bull, cuck

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

unfortunately for you, you have to go out and find one.

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

????

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

tfw no gf

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

how?

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

Females in the wild can be a rather difficult species to capture for mating purposes. One must use a variety of methods including baiting, cornering and/or trapping. Even if captured, some time must be spent enticing the animal to be one's pet using inducements, money, exotic foods, lit candles and a kinesthetic technique called "foreplay".

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

your mom's vagina

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

walmart

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

I used to think that this grill was completely unattractive but you faggots keep posting her and I suddenly want to fuck her. Fuck you all.

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

Motley Crue demonstrating how to capture, corral and tame women in a post-apocalyptic world where the only survivors wear leather, high heels and teased hair.

Beware of the spider queen that shoots magic from her shield though. Combine your forces to defeat her and you're good, OP!

Charles Young
Charles Young

I used to think that this grill was completely unattractive but you faggots keep posting her and I suddenly want to fuck her. Fuck you all.

It's called pubertiy, it does curious and wonderful things to a girl.

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

I thought she was hotter as a little girl. I would still fuck her now though, she is beautiful.

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

When you are friends with a girl for a long time.

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

It's kinda hard to explain but it goes like this
1. Meet a girl
2. Be friends with her
3. Hang out with her for a long time. Best until you and she felt that you're besties.
4. Confess when you start noticing signs she likes you. Or for the hell of it, just confess.
5. She reciprocates, good! If she didn't repeat step 1 through to step 5.

Just don't give up too quick.
Got friendzoned? Fine. There are lots of girls out there. No need to cry a river over her. Let live let go you know.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

besties

Die normalfag scum

Jaxson White
Jaxson White

I ain't dead yet.
And fuck Tumblr.

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

implying this works
This is why youre still a virgin user
find a cute girl
Hang out with her at a bar or wherever you guys meet
after a max of 3 days get her to come over
make sure she sleeps with you and stays the night
if she considers you two a thing youre in
if she doesnt just try again since it only takes max 3 days instead of your shitty plan of wasting a good few months on a girl

Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

I have a girl in mind. I might see her again if she works late shifts. What do I say to get her to hang out in the first place? 'heres my number, text me if you want to hang out some time?'

The fear of more rejection just makes it hard. Is it true its better to go for women way out of our league just to get shot down and build a tolerance to it?

I used to fuck the hottest grill in highschool. College was dry for me because of a bad brain post breakup and now I just cant get back on the horse. Camgirls cant fill that hole when I'm trying to fucking sleep.

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

What do I say to get her to hang out in the first place?
"hey gurl u want sum fug"

it's important that you say this in a completely serious manner, without a hint of irony

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

She has thick glasses and wears a heart pendant on a tight necklace. I just want to make her smile after work when I see her not clam up. God damnit I don't know what broke.

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

4chan presents

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

They come from their mothers vagina just like everyone else. As for how to get one it requires no real effort. Its easy to meet girls you already know through friends and start going out. It just happens naturally when you know a girl with similar interests. The likelihood is that people here can't get a girlfriend because they are fat desperate losers with an utterly shit personality.

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

Yes but because you're such a degenerate freak no women want anything to do with you. There's your problem.

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

No you literally just have to talk to them. Especially if you're of similar age, intelligence, and interests. Its not a fucking science or anything.

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

Where do gfs come from?

You can make them in photoshop or any other image manipulation software, but unless it is a small image with few colors (or animation) you would be better served with saving it as a jpg.

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

We breed our own gfs here…works a treat.

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

See youre overthinking it user, you dont pick the girl per sé, you can kinda choose if shes cute or nice at the date itself. Just ask her like yo I'm going to this place tonight want to come? or just chat up women at a concert or something (Im kinda bad at picking up your kind of girl I just get girls from coffeeshops and stoner concerts)
Then afterwards you go to her or your place and if she stays for the night and considers you two a thing you can settle with her (sorry if this doesnt work as I said I just hang with really laid back people who just go with whatever)

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

+1 because im bored
No you shouldnt try higher up girls, just make sure you seem like a big time alpha and pick up girls who are in all reality out of your league but dont seem to think so thanks to your new look
The cute/nerdy/shy/other beta traits only work great when youre handsome. Best I can tell you is to be funny, I used to be like a 7/10 max but I still got tons of pussy by just being a funny lad
Now im more of an 8/10 but the humour still helps big time

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

Pretty sure they only exist as fictional entities.

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

Which is a real shame tbqh because they seem nice.

Jackson Lopez
Jackson Lopez

Mine came from Rubik's cubes
Do I just rub it and one comes out like a genie?

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

Read all this shit and I still don't have a gf 2

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

Yes

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

I always wondered why people had Rubiks cubes lying around.
This is good news.

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

This didn't work either.

Jose King
Jose King

Letterkenny is amazing

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

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Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

Yup

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

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