Approached..

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

..a random girl in the street for the first time today.

I was a lot more nervous than I expected and managed to be really bad at getting her interest so the convo just petered out.

Any tips for Holla Forums autists?

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

approaching random strangers on the street

John Robinson
John Robinson

not that level of autist just 'i have no idea what im really doing' levels

Henry Russell
Henry Russell

im sure the cops like that if you do it for a while

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

what?

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

Don't go out thinking you'll approach.
Go out, if you see someone that catches your eye, say "hi" or "how's it going?" or "i like that thing, what's the story?" always with a smile.

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

yeah it was someone i saw when going about normaly..
nervousness i guess

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

"i like that thing, what's the story?"
that's what the hooker said when I got naked in front of her

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Look for soft signs of attraction, approach from the side & not from behind, small talk and get digits before leaving.

Do this fast as if you have better things to do.

Wyatt Richardson
Wyatt Richardson

Were you smiling when you were approached? You probably were. I was always approached by girls whenever I was happy. I also read that smiling really does make you approachable.

Only advice I will give you is next time that happens is take a walk with her, take her on a date right then and there.

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

Approaching randomly on the street is hard. I would recommend something easier like a bookstore where you have something familiar to talk about.

Alexander Stewart
Alexander Stewart

yah, i should smile more

I think she was into it untill i broke eye contact for a sec and sort of moved my body a little so i wasn't facing her directly anymore

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

I think she was into it untill i broke eye contact for a sec and sort of moved my body a little so i wasn't facing her directly anymore

Nah I don't think that's the problem bro. In fact always having a slightly dismissive body language makes you look kinda cool.

What did she say anyway? How did she approach?

I bet what probably happened was you failed to escalate the situation to something more interesting so it became awkward and fizzled out.

How did it happen exactly?

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

I bet what..

yeah thats what the op says

Angel Morris
Angel Morris

Yes. Leave the girls alone and stick to the women.

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

Don't take no for an answer, get her number or address for future use, if at first she seems a bit cold to you just follow her around for awhile until she gets used to you being around. You might have to hang around areas she walks past for a few days to learn her pattern. Make soothing noises and do things that make you appear gentle and harmless like if you pass a fruit stall buy some fruit and talk loudly to the stall keeper saying how you hate how homeless people are treated and you are going to damn well make sure they get some healthy food down them on your watch. Then walk in front of the girl you wish to have a relationship with and hand out fruit to homeless people (don't give bananas to blacks as they all have a chip on their shoulder and might attack you) make sure your future girlfriend can see and hear you saying cool things like 'Here is some healthy snacks, I hope you can turn your life around and become a useful member of society brother. Remember, never forget that how terrible things become there is always hope.'
Then start wearing clothing that shows of some of your body, virtually all women are turned on by nakedness so the less you wear the better. Short shorts and a tight t-shirt are pretty cool and will certainly get her attention, make sure you pack some socks down the front to make your bulge look huge.
After a few days she will be comfortable with you being around and will be keeping an eye out for you, start to smile and nod to her and then buy a big bag of apples. Walk in front of her and brush past her mumbling something like, 'sorry, but there are some poor homeless guys up ahead that are literally starving up ahead'.
Then a few steps in front of her 'accidently' drop the bag of apples, then bed down with your legs slightly apart so your shorts ride up a few inches over the cheeks of your ass. At this point you'll have the most flesh on display in the street so you pretty much have 110% of her attention, she'll probably involuntarily flush with excitement. At this point turn your head back and smile coyishly asking if she will help you pick up your apples. There is a 95% chance she will say yes. It's pretty easy to get her into bed after that.

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

What do you think you might ever accomplish by approaching people on the street? Just go on with your life, be yourself, do your thing. Is there anything you like? A hobby or something?

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

this guy knows what I mean, wink wink.

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

underrated bost

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

bookstore
what's that?

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

kek'd, here's a nice image for the wall of text

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

I can't imagine how terrified this bitch must have been.

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

My advice to approaching random girls in the street: Be good looking.

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

i look more like the right pic but have the social skills closer to the left pic

mfw

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

I'M SO DEPRESSED AND LONELY, BUT I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON MY FRIENDS
SO, SO MISERABLE

Henry Baker
Henry Baker

what's that?
Now I'm feeling sad.

James Stewart
James Stewart

i look more like the right pic but have the social skills closer to the left pic

I don't think you understood the lessons of the picture.

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

If any of you seriously look like the left pic then lose some weight, shave, buy acne medication and get a haircut. You literally can't complain if you aren't even trying.

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

Use these. Guaranteed to make her laugh.

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