FIRST TIME STORY THREAD!

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

tell your first time of everything in a greentext story.
could be-
virginity
drugs
shitting yourself
rape
killing
on Holla Forums
being a faggot

GO ON Holla ForumsOYS!

Christian Young
Christian Young

be me yesterday
decide to go for a walk at 11 PM
never been out at such a late hour before
pretty cool at first because there's almost no one else anywhere
walk through a park
see a group of about six teenage gypsies sitting on a bench
"Oh fuck they're probably drug dealers or something"
turn around and run as far as I can before getting winded
look behind me
no one seems to be following me
go back home, taking a non-direct path just in case

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

One day I really needed to take a shit but someone was in the toilet.
I tried to wait but i needing to go even more, so i ran back to my room and shut the door.
I found a big bag off crisps, so i threw the crisps out the window, and went in the bag,
It felt so good, but then my friend came in and asked me what the smell was and then asked why I had his crisps.
He grabbed the bag from my hand, and peered insideā€¦.
he still wont look me in the eye.

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

I fucked ur daddy in the ass whilst i was tripping on a mad jenkem high, he didnt want it but that didnt stop me from shitting down his throat and snapping his neck. I also happened to be posting my on this very site at the time.

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

you are a little bitch user

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

ur daddy
but your my dad

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

exactly

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

at least I'm still alive

my dad taught me that it's best not to deal with gypsies in any way, because there's a good chance they'll stab you just for the hell of it

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

when are you coming home?

John Nelson
John Nelson

fuck where are you user?

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

walked down road from home
sat on tree
shat myself
walked back home

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

Finland

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

home is where the memes are kid

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

i hate gypsys so much, them motherfuckers breed and then drop the kids off at a nursery and run

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

thanks dad
also
the rent is due

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

l0l fuck that d00d

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

wow poor cunt

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

such is life kiddo

Chase Taylor
Chase Taylor

jenkem is fuckin horrible man

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

its natural doode

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

corn is in poo!

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

exactly man

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

be me
sexy 16y'old
have 1st time w/ other 16y'old
bed is from ikea so shit quality
we crash bed
never explain to anyone
put wooden boxes under it so it holds the frame
10 years later I got fat and am I dumb neet
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Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

bed is from ikea so shit quality
I don't know what Ikea you go to, but here in Sweden their wares are just as high-quality as those of more expensive shops

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

first time fucking gf
have to stop before I finish because it's her first time too and she's too tight to fit my monster cock
10/10 would do it again though no regrets

James Jackson
James Jackson

yeah same here in finland and the meatballs they have are probably the best i have ever eaten

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

want sex
find medium priced (read: cheap) hooker on a hooker site
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walk around for 1 hour
call her every 5 minutes to talk about how to get to location
40 degrees celsius outside
walk fast, sweat
can't find it 1 hour later, absolute fail

next time I actually did fuck her for 1 hour (one 10 minute break) but yeah

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

faggot you have to pay for nut

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

my 1st time faggot

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

also hooker sex is great sex, you fuck em like the worthless sluts that they are, they never say "please stop please go slower oh im not wet enough"

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

kek
you fuck em like the worthless sluts that they are

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

Last week I came home kinda drunk and went to bed naked, except this time I forgot to lock the door. My mom came to check up on me that night and saw my cock and my balls in all their glory.
mfw

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

Hot. She say anything about them?

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

She was on the verge of laughter all morning, I knew what was up but too ashamed to say anything about it, but what really got to me was later that day when we were talking about where I was last night she said "Stephanie's a lucky girl user ;)".

After that I barely talked to her all week, I still can't really look her straight in the eye.

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

Wait, was she being sarcastic; was she laughing because you were flaccid and small?

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

lol you posted that frog from tumblr! You are so awesome xDDD

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

Nah, I'm not small and I'm always erect when I wake up. She wasn't being sarcastic, she just saw that I was weirded out by the whole situation and decided to make me suffer even more.

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

who's Stephania? your sister?

Elijah Torres
Elijah Torres

Stephanie is my gf.

Colton White
Colton White

2016
having a girlfriend

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

Imagining what that would look like from the angle of the gypsies makes me laugh. What a pathetic cuck

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

tbqh I'm still trying to figure out what happened and if she was hinting at something else that I didn't get. I always wanted to bang my mom and if I had the chance I would do it without hesitation.

David Lewis
David Lewis

Do you have any pics?

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

Fuck off m8

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