tell your first time of everything in a greentext story.
could be-
GO ON Holla ForumsOYS!
tell your first time of everything in a greentext story.
could be-
GO ON Holla ForumsOYS!
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It felt so good, but then my friend came in and asked me what the smell was and then asked why I had his crisps.
I fucked ur daddy in the ass whilst i was tripping on a mad jenkem high, he didnt want it but that didnt stop me from shitting down his throat and snapping his neck. I also happened to be posting my on this very site at the time.
you are a little bitch user
but your my dad
exactly
at least I'm still alive
my dad taught me that it's best not to deal with gypsies in any way, because there's a good chance they'll stab you just for the hell of it
when are you coming home?
fuck where are you user?
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Finland
home is where the memes are kid
i hate gypsys so much, them motherfuckers breed and then drop the kids off at a nursery and run
thanks dad
also
the rent is due
l0l fuck that d00d
wow poor cunt
such is life kiddo
jenkem is fuckin horrible man
its natural doode
corn is in poo!
exactly man
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I don't know what Ikea you go to, but here in Sweden their wares are just as high-quality as those of more expensive shops
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yeah same here in finland and the meatballs they have are probably the best i have ever eaten
next time I actually did fuck her for 1 hour (one 10 minute break) but yeah
faggot you have to pay for nut
my 1st time faggot
also hooker sex is great sex, you fuck em like the worthless sluts that they are, they never say "please stop please go slower oh im not wet enough"
kek
Last week I came home kinda drunk and went to bed naked, except this time I forgot to lock the door. My mom came to check up on me that night and saw my cock and my balls in all their glory.
Hot. She say anything about them?
She was on the verge of laughter all morning, I knew what was up but too ashamed to say anything about it, but what really got to me was later that day when we were talking about where I was last night she said "Stephanie's a lucky girl user ;)".
After that I barely talked to her all week, I still can't really look her straight in the eye.
Wait, was she being sarcastic; was she laughing because you were flaccid and small?
lol you posted that frog from tumblr! You are so awesome xDDD
Nah, I'm not small and I'm always erect when I wake up. She wasn't being sarcastic, she just saw that I was weirded out by the whole situation and decided to make me suffer even more.
who's Stephania? your sister?
Stephanie is my gf.
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Imagining what that would look like from the angle of the gypsies makes me laugh. What a pathetic cuck
tbqh I'm still trying to figure out what happened and if she was hinting at something else that I didn't get. I always wanted to bang my mom and if I had the chance I would do it without hesitation.
Do you have any pics?
Fuck off m8