Grab dirt cheap xeon on ebay

i can clean this with just a microfibre cloth and some isopropyl, right?

Yeah, it'll probably work too.

step 1 buy glue
step 2 apply glue to your anus
step 3 wait
step 5 re-apply more glue to your anus
step 6 wait until fecal blockage
step 7 stick a dildo up your shit and glue covered ass you faggot

Just shove that xeon right up your ass

Instructions not clear, you're still a shitposting faggot?

You'll need a soft tooth brush for the pins. Works like magic.
Yes I'm speaking from experience
My bro is a goof

Also I'll add that you have to pray to God that the thermal paste is non conductive if you can't get it completely clean (and you likely won't).

pls, xeons dont make good dildos


nah, cloth did it in the end


i lack a microscope, but i cant see any on it

soak it in isopropyl alcohol overnight to get rid of the shit then let it completely dry.

yes they do
i don't need a dildo because intel fucks me every day

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is this a new epic /g/ meme?

why not just buy amd instead if you want muh cores

It's the server hardware meme
I like this meme

xeons are pretty great bang for buck tbh fam

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>>>/oven/

It's dirt cheap on eBay, that's why. Businesses unload server hardware like used Thinkpads.

It's weird how I didn't think about that before.
I should really set up a cheap server.

btw I never hear you fags talking about Opteron.
Are they shittier than Xeons or something?

If they're AMD, then yes.

Well memed

What, you want a porn dump of the smug slut?

Hard to give an opinion when they're impossible to get. As in, they sell out fast as fuck at every hosting provider I've looked at.

opterons are probably great for setups where you need stupid amounts of x86 cores, but for me at least the xeons are the best balance between single threaded and multithreaded performance i can get.


yes please


are they sold out on ebay?

now I won't
just to tease you
faggot
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oh shit nigger
that was your intention all along!
Or was it?
STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIND user!

>implying

fuckin furries i swear

Plubeian

When you troll ebay for a couple months you'll find a few decent blade servers with nice chips and like 64 gigs of ram for dirt cheap. You gotta hack the back plane connections for power and network and shit but I think its worth it.

isnt that a dead project?

Nope

Get the fuck out of here you heretics.

This is my fetish

you /gfur/ now

Why does he have a graphics card instead of a penis? Can he even be called a "he"?

Fuck off SOK, go back to obsessing over a 35 year old man that sucks at playing video games for a living and acting like it's the equivalent of beating hobos with a bat.

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Have you done this before? I know submerging things in isopropyl is fine but I never knew for how long. Is an overnight soak actually safe?