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Anime

More of that.

Rose here.

You are cupcake.

should I let her in?

oh, that reminds me.
can you tell me more about them?

let it freeze.

He was remarkably gay and liked tacos.

In all seriousness, I am not sure where to begin. I can try to recount my experiences with him back in the day, I suppose.

plot twist: she's on the inside waving you goodbye

I am now the drinking
Who wants pictures of me in a dress?

your phone does

go for it.

I will let you borrow it occasionally.

heh

that could be interesting…

What?

It was actually a mini-dress!>>5950935

You Missed Nonsense, Scat, Gore and self Immolation.

oh cool.

ouch. right on the bum too

how're you Discord?

You and Skye already saw

I just realized there's my sword behind me

You may proceed.

i know

I noticed as well.
was that your nazi sword, or whatever?

I cant sleep and I wont sleep.
my finals are on it's way and I find if I sleep from 4pm to 10pm gives me enough energy to keep myself awake in school.

How are you Reece feeling Hyperactive?
are you going to buy the Diapers?

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Naaah he is too fat for my Taste but I have nothing else to do atm.

Hoping for a new pic?

Cavalry saber

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was pretty hyper early this morning, bt things have settled. I think legit exercise helps me calm down a lil sometimes.

still not sure about the diapers, but if it's just for a few pics then it might be okay

damn I hope you'll do okay anyway

mmmaybe

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oh yeah. I forgot.

I might take more soon, not a lot of dresses though, I should get more

It's cool, so do you like my mini-dress?

Come out of there, Justin.

:makebreadinteresting:

I am very jealous. I wish I could pull off female clothing.

You can add me if you like.

I am very lucky to be so feminine, and I don't even have to watch what I eat to stay skinny.
The only thing I want is eternal youth so I never have to age

Moar.
do you have a pic with a dildo stuck in your buthole?

What kind of exercise?
Do you have a routine?
Do you go to the gym?

It helps me a lot, when I have a lot of physical activity, it just drains the excess energy in me, and I’m able to sleep for 8 hours.
Hopefully it does well to you too.

Why is that?
Do you feel unconformable with it?

Thank you, if I fail today, I might get shocked to death with 440v ac, hopefully everything goes well.

How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

Don't have that pic anymore, I need to takes new one, not right now though

maybe.

aren't you scared of gay death?

Hola Maestro, uh… como son you?

but I'm building a house, a CLOUD HOUSE

I don't know how to do that…

I don't want that either, but I'm safe from that, I'm surprisingly monogamous now

Oh, all right. Have fun with that, master.

make discar-dio do stuph

Hola Raptor.

Como soy yo?

how's my physical appearance?

Como le fue en el Trabajo hoy?

how was your day?

youtube.com/watch?v=8SiyhRSMiPI

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it terrifies me, to be honest. I don't want to go for something, and then have it ruined by biology.

How are you?
How're you?
I'm not sure how to say that sorry :P

I smashed work… SMASHED it.
3 times over.

just a lot of walking right now, I'm forcing myself to take some day trips for tomorrow until monday probably, for the summer I hope that'll help. won't be in the bread for a couple of days tho.

just the buying part, i could easily wear diapers i think for the pics. they're just like underwear right?

I'm also exceptionally lucky, things generally work out for me, clearly Slaanesh smiles upon me

Oh that's just fine, Take your time, but I'm interested to have a peek at you but hole.

I asked you this you might have missed it.

apparently.

Aaah como estoy yo*

I'm a little nervous, but I'm ok.
I'm also hungry as a beast, but it's too early, to make noises in the kitchen.

3 times over.

smashed it? in a good way?
How's that?

Huh, wouldn't have guessed that honestly.

Why're you nervous?
What's up?

They expect a certain goal per hour and I reached the goal x3
:3

Well I did take a pic of that
I'm 170-something centimetres and I weigh maybe 50-something kilograms, I think it was 54 last I checked

Praise Slaanesh?

praise Slaanesh

On the downside I can be a bit of a ditz and don't like physical labour

That sound fun.
Where are you going to walk?
Into the woods?
A park?
In the middle of the city?

How's the weather in the summer? (I don’t know where you are from)

Kek. Well, you don’t have explain your reasons to anyone, just pick your balls up, go as fast as you can, grab them pay them and get out asap.
Wear a pair of sunglasses and a baseball cap, go to a store that’s far away from where you live if you want to avoid being recognized.

I dunno the last time I wore diapers I was like 2yo kek and I don’t remember any of it.

same here. I have to though, to make the monies.

youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

Heya Gaeburn, how're you?

Wait you're a ditz too?

Tests with 440v ac.

That sounds really good what do you do at work?

I am intensely scatterbrained. borderline retarded. unless I'm depressed. people don't usually see me when I'm depressed.

it'll only hurt for a second you wuss

woods and park pretty much right now.

things have actually been pretty good for the most part, we've had some sun at least. I'm from N. Ireland. weather's always tempormental around here so I never trust the forecasts lol

I'll see what I can do about the diiapers

I personally love physical labor.

I'm well
Pumping iron
I wish I could do it everyday.

How are you?

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I don't. I'm horrible at lifting things I'm unable to lift.

I usually just fuck up minorly, I can be smart about things but that's usually from memorizing stuff

Heavy lifting is for men, give me the bitch work

Oh true, you'll do fine I'm sure Discardio~
Have you seen this guy?
he's hilarious!
youtube.com/watch?v=XDf2nhfxVzg

I work for a charity as you know, I help with customers calling to make purchases, as well as contacting people who have requested us to do so previously.

Why can't you pump every day?
Why not pump a different thing every day!

Thank you Azzy~

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and then that one slip up fucks up the rest of the project, right? I know completely what that's like.

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I'm also rather lazy, unless sex is involved or I'm motivated by something.
Usually sex though

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When did you get so many appajack pictures?

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cool, I guess… degenerate.

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The sabre in the back ground.
is it combat ready or just for props?

Wow you are relay thin.

Do you have hiking gear?

Wow The first thing that came to my mind was the IRA.

Oh, so the whether in the UK its crappy most of the time right?

I feel like Blewberry is taking advantage of you.
I don't like the Diaper thing, but if you are ok with it, go for it.

That crazy Iranian man.
kek.
I still fear the sparks!

He's brilliant!
I wonder if all engineers are as cool as him.
haha :P

You're studying electrical engineering as well right?

I'm a submissive bottom bitch, what else can I say?

The blade itself isn't that sharp but the tip is, it's old but not rusting
It's combat ready

I was wondering how to measure the resistance of my fingers.

AJAJAJAJA!
me meo de la risa!

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Work

Like what?

Good afternoon everyone

Lift moar.

Both of your ditz issues can be solved with more physical activity and being more outgoing. Shit's good for your brain.

we could have taught you how to measure the resistance of other parts of your body in centimeters

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I sorta do cardio, does sex count?
I'm not lifting, that might give me muscles, I don't want muscles…

You can take a dick and not be lazy.

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Oh fair enough.
I thought you meant that, you couldn't everyday cause arms every day is bad.
I'm an idiot, ignore me.

G'day

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My Brothers are studying communications engineer and the other programming engineer, but they are a pair of killjoys, they are so boring.

I'm studying residential electrician but on a technician scale not engineering.
after I finish this I may go for Industrial.
they work with up to 30kv ac D: even more!

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It is, though that doesn't mean I don't still wish I could do it everyday.

No you are not and no I want ignore you.

By 'pump something different' I thought you meant something lewd….

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How are you doing Rap?

I did list that as an exception

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woooaaaah that's freaking awesome.
how old is it?

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Dayum!
Oh my!

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Maybe programming and communications kills you on the inside?

youtube.com/watch?v=KzSoabcQYMg

Oh true, so you'd be working on power lines and stuff like that?

At least two hundred years give or take

I like sex

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

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Hiya Nat!

Calm down there Raptor, we knew of these videos ages ago :p

Needs more Luna!

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haha, nah I literally meant another muscel group, like, squatting with the weights, doing simple shoulder stuff, and yeah, that kinda thing :P
Maybe leg raises with the weights strapped to your ankles, etc.

I'm good :3

Yeah, but that one in particular is brilliant!

Woo Tesla!

Heya Wez~

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Yeah, all of his are good :p And glad to hear you're doing good!

How are you Nat? :3

That video is so cool and so good haha

I'm good, you?

There are so many reasons that is a terrible idea.
Firstly that would put a lot of strain on your ankles, back and knees and not really put any extra strain on the core where it's needed.
Secondly, it's easy to imagine one of them becoming disconnected and landing on a face.

I've been meaning to start on squats.
I've mostly been using jogging and sprinting to build my legs.

Howdy!

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Skitty is a Killjoy with his boyfriend, coincidence?
I think not.
Hhehehe.

Yeap, right now on a residential scale.
If I go for industrial then it just gets bigger
But right now my teacher is giving us a peek into industrial, that's why we are about to get our hands into 440v.

I have to go now wish me luck.
Si muero continua estudiando castellano!
Take Care Raptor.

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Doing alright

Hiya Burn! How's you?

I'll be back in a bit, getting a haircut

I didn't necessarily mean that, just throwing random stuff out there haha :P

I didn't thin aobout strain, but I did think aobut how pretty a smile would be after face fucking a 10 kilo barbell :P

I fucking hate squats.
with a god damned passion.
but, I can do them.

Holy shit, illuminati confirmed!

I'm not sure what we call the exact career here, but we call em sparkies coloqially.
Electricians probably.
They do all the house electricals and stuff like that, and also work for the energy companies to keep the power lines and stuff working, sounds like that's what you're heading into and that's pretty cool :3

Adios Maestro~

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I'm well
Relaxing at the moment.

I'm not a fan either.
They just don't feel right to me.

That's exactly what I'm going for.

Adios Raptor!

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I giggled at his little freak out when it worked

I like having long hair personally

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Nat you're a slut

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Yeah.
I dunno, I just feel there's better ways to improve your leg strength.
but I guess it'd help to do them all the same.
I just worry about the knees a little. not that mine are defective or anything, I just feel like, it could potentially cause a little damage.

Same, that one leads into a chain of experiments with his coil and one of them is really cool

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I'm your sissy slut Daddy~

Experiments?

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Reply to my emails! I can't be on Holla Forums atm

that's very cute

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I wasn't notified of the emails, tablet dropped the ball

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Same, it feels like squats put ore strain on my knees than actually working out my muscles.

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why doesn't Fluttershy ever get posted in-bulk?

do you discriminate against yellow fur or something?

Maybe doing those squat holds, I dunno what its called, but where you shit against a wall and hold it?

like a plank for your legs

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IT's called yellow menace for a reason ;)

that much cute might actually be lethal tho

That is probably worse to be honest hahah

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Really?

Can we take a break Az?
I need to head to bed soon

literally more 3 more

Yeah, becuase your knees will cramp as well as fall apart

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oh good… so you at least admit Fluttershy is more adorabubba than the pony with the hat

Reeceybaby: 1

Raptor: 0

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What issue do you have with Braeburn?!

OK, I'll hang around :3

How do legs then?

Just like noses, by running

n-not explicitly

Gunna head to be guys, have a good one.

Thanks for the AJ AZ~

Night Gae, have a good one.
Hope to see you again soon~

your trips say no, but your heart says yes.

I'm heading to bed.
Good night everyone~♥

Good night!

b-but it quarter past two in the afternoon….

night night you two

All the Australians are going to bed but me!

noo the trips are backing up my statement pinkers is pretty cute too but not exactly sure how they compare

Skye asked me to ask you what you have?

hope that's enough context for you

pinkers? what… her name is Fluttershy!

Not even enough context

mkaykay, what swords/knives do you collect/have?

fluttershy is pink too!

just her mane, like 80% of her is yellow! pinkie-pie is pink!

I have a katana, a cavalry saber, a replica of the master sword, some pocket knives, three kunai and a cake knife.

wow, neat. do you ever get to use them on stuff or do just like their aesthetics?

I've used them a bit but mostly aesthetics

cool

Thanks, bout to sleep though, night Reecy

aww night night

I'm back with a new haircut. Anyone still here?

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No pain no gain! Feel da powa of a new haircut!

Heya Aku! Glad to see someone in here finally

Whaaapaa! Can you feel the dick synergy????

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Oh i can feel it alright

Dulkat his arms wide! Welcome mighty Luna dungaree!

His eyes wide shut, the lips close.

I have no idea what you're on about, but i don't really care

/hug

Good morning, horsefuckers!

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good morning friends!

Hiya Sol!

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good morning, have you fucked a horse?

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My favorite Lunafag, what's up?

Not yet, have you? So, how you doing?

this guy slappes your mommies ass, what do you do?

New haircut. Gym soon. How about you?

Not much, just another day.

I should clarify that I'd backstab him before that image.

beep beep

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👌

thaaank you

Good day, Reeceypoo!

Hiya Reece!

Hey Blewby!

Hello again lil guy! have you been a good boy today?

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that pic is… just wrong

but hey how's it going?

heyyyy

ask gae when he wakes up, he was babysitting… sort of

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How's it going Reece?

It's going fine, thanks for asking. How about yourself? Wanna hop on rabbit for a bit?
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

heay Wez!

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headache pls

Nvm, Rabbit is down for maintenance.

Hows' you?

getting stuff ready for my adventures tomorrow, won't be in bread for a couple of days probably so hope you can live without me. how's you?

give me about 20 minutes or so

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Cool, what adventures are you going on?

169% LEWD

just going out for some day trips, packing a lil suitcase for food and such, just hope the weather's okay

Nothing lewd about that :o

Sounds fun! Have a good time and stay safe

well as long as someone was making sure you stay clean and dont misbehave. everypony knows you cant handle that on your own!

DID SOMEONE SAY LEWD?

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE GAY???

NOTHING LEWD HERE

yeah i'd make that face if i was hungry too

Would you deny her lusts?

Hungry for cock.

Shhh

You know you want her. She wants you, too.

nowai

a thousand years on the moon… Celestia doesn't like her sister very much

I wonder if Luna went completely loopy when she was stuck up there

Sol pls, no lewd things in thread

yewai

I thought Flutterbutter had tits for a sec. Also, she loves her sister, it's just that Auntie Luna can be a bit extra naughty from time to time.

a little bit. she talks in third person now

Faaaags

noooo wayy

No u

Not even a little?

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nyet

Skye pls

Why tho

lol high hoofsies

Tell me you wouldn't.
Lie to me wez.

'oh skye, none in the world could possibly cover me in body paint or chocolate sauce, dress me like a slut and make me enjoy every second of it'

How's your day gone pal?

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That wasn't an answer wez~

wut was th question ?

I forgot.

I'll fag you

show us the bellybutton he keeps between his buttcheecks

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Meow?

Answer me wez!

You're welcome to try!

What was the question again?

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repported for copying

I phrased it differently

It wasn't a question.
It was an order.

Did you like my Satan trips of truth?

An order to do what?

trips never lie

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So, you admit it, Celestia is best princess.

Hell naw. Luna uber alles

You say trips never lie and my trips had Luna saying that Celestia is best princess.

big mac is best princess

Things said under duress or that are coerced are not valid in a court of law. Because Luna was being railed by her sister at that time, her words cannot be taken into consideration.

Rara is good too

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Seems like she was having a lot of fun, no duress at all.

The defendant will plead temporary insanity due to lust

I'm part Jew, you can't win.

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Can we get some Momma Rarity?
Momma'sCumming.mp4

does such a thing even exist

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I'm sure it has existed since Rarity said,"Momma's coming!"

MEDIC

I really want some Momma Russia

Not as good as SunMom

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there's three eternity more where that came from

Maybe later :3

I want her.

I'll be back later guys. See ya!

gubbai

See you later.

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but solar, she's tote real

pop in rabbit 4 a sec

rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

my sides

Test.

she's real…. she lives in yoooooooou!

Thanks Azuriah!

I fucked up that post. I was going to say something to Reece, but forgot.

no problem bud-o!

Test

Let blew have it, since he is a princess

naw you should take that one haha

Fine let Princess skittyhole have it

I'm going to mine the greatest trip ever… just you wait

!Sunbutt ?

nope

Then what?

PusSlayer

Oh?

More like BussiGiver

I don't know yet…. was thinking about mining a nickname i used to have lol

squishybutt?
crinklepants?

peanutbutter?

nope. think fruit.

nut butter butt?

Peachyass~?

PINEAPPLE

plumbutt?

psh, it's a fancier fruit than that

Milo Yiannopoulos

Bananaass?

kek

think exotic-ish

Kiwidick…?

kiwi! well done

But you're not from new Zealand

lol i know… it's a long story

I'd love to hear it some day

no hitting on Reecey! hes a good boy, not some besotted strumpet like you're into

yeah I'll probably tell you at some point, but basically it's a nickname of a nickname

bump

think it's nearly time for bed

Ok, I would love to know jow much posters this thread has,because this shit seems to have more people than your /pone/ board

I think so too. did you want to do something naughty before bedtime?

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we pretty much ARE 8ch/b

liiiike what

you know very well like what, and if you ask proper i might let you

there, Reecey's down for his nap, now we can have fun

This is fun.

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make skye suck my dick!

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dress as a trap and im sure he'll get to it

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Did Reeceypoo pass out?

i sent his lil butt to bed in a diaper

Gay.

and?

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Hey! So I popped into /pone/ to make a non Holla Forumsread pone thread, and I got banned for making a Vol mad and being "namefag". Da' fuck is that shit; since when was that a thing? It's like fucking halfchan.
Posted on the wrong Holla Forumsread before I saw the new one nowicantpostthepicsFUCK!

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Namefagging on /pone/ without good reason (i.e. you need it to credit yourself for some creative work) is against the rules, which you should have read.

That said, the vols usually don't ban for it on the first offense. Generally speaking, they'll edit your post to remove the name, and then if you keep doing it, ban you.

yay new diapoerpone! thanks!

Heya Ruby!

i hate to admit it but sending KIWI to bed in a diaper sounds pretty hot

Hello everyone! I return

Welcome back!

he's got a tiny lil waist too, hes so cute!

i returned first!

O Lord, by the power of Thy quickening Spirit, let me touch the lives of others for good, whether through the word I speak, the prayer I speak, or the life I live.
Amen

Amen

Uhhhhhh. UHHHHHHH. HOW DOES THIS WORK? one sec getting a pic

HOW DID THIS LITTLE SHIT GET ON THE WINDOW

based

He looks cute. Pet him on the snoot.

nice snek!
also you appear to have the same type of door/window blinds that when closed can turn the room completely dark no?

No, really. How did this happen. Did he use the AC? I KNOW he can get on top of that closet, for a fact

Yes, regular European blinds

And where are these rules you speak'ith of? I have never seen them.

Hello! I don't think i've seen you before c:

I've been gone for a while; sadly I must have this thing called a "life" which keeps me away for a while sometimes.
Nice to meet you!

if i had a dollar for every luna/celestia poster… i'd have at least 10 dollars

We need more!

this "life" thing is overrated. Besides, you can do both if you have a smartphone

That's because Luna is the best pony

Hey Soly! Princest is best 'cest! Btw, you seen Blewberry lately?

Blewby is never too far off. He'll pop back in any minute now

Right here. Of course you could have just typed /rules.html at the end of the board name because that's where all board rules are located.

Yeah, Wezdor is right, he'll pop in soon.

test

SCOOT SCOOT

Ah, thanks!

Hey, hey! Blewberry, my man, good to see you again!

You woulndn't happen to be Fleur, would you?

Maybe you put him up there.

Hows it goin Deep? Whatcha been up to?

Nah, i got home from the gym and he was there. I didn't notice him for half an hour, he scared the living shit out of me when i saw him.

He's still on there, sleeping. If i put him up there he would make a fuss about it

So, anyone else going to TrotCon in Columbus, OH?

Why, misur, why ever vould you think that?

You're not afraid that he's going to escape?

How was your time at the gym?

Not from the US. :p

Just because of the pony you post

There is an anti-mosquitoh net on the window. I already though he got out once, so i reinforced it. That time was a false alarm.

Gym was great! I made a new friend, he seems really nice.

Ugh, working and having this "life" thing. Well, work is basicly all my "life". Can't wait for TrotCon!

What do you do for a living, if you don't mind me asking?

when is it? that sounds fun!

Well, thank you for thinking me such a magnificent pony.

Trotcon sounds fun , i wanna go. if i could find somepony to go with

You made a new friend? How?
Did you touch their gluts?

Get me there and i'll go.

Well, you seem quite the magnificent pony poster

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I used this weird trick called "conversation". We talked a bit about work, studies and gym.
Working out with company is a lot better than working out alone. Just as long as there isnt a crowd

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Time for work, talk to you horsefuckers later.

have fun

where you at nigga? im in virginia

I'm in Europe.

G'day, how're you two?

Just relaxing after the workout, waiting for to fall to the ground and trash my cards underneath. You?

Next time kiss.

Shame you aren't going. It'll be my first time at something like this; anyone got any tips or advice?

I work for a temp company right now; I dump liquid detergent and recycle the bottles; I guess the stuff didn't come out right or something. But I'm also going to college.

It's the 15-17 this month. I have a link to there site.
trotcon.net

Bye
Why thank you; same to you!

Hey Raptor!
This post got fucked up with all the replies.

That would be highly inappropriate and very very gay.

Fair enough :3

How's it going Fleur

well im right along the way then!

oh cool im off then actually

Not at all, especially if you like each other.
Nothing wrong with that.

yeah i know whats good

a little tired

Did you get much sleep last night?

Keep posting cute catgirls. This would be appreciated.

Don't end up on Brony cringe videos

Damn, try not to get too much harmful chemicals in you!

Neat! What field?

He's been up there for hours. He's good.

How's that possible?

Dude, i literally just met a guy at the gym. How easily do you think i fall for people?

virginia is between europe and ohio

Well yeah, if you go around the other side of the planet

Post your cock.

I'm not saying you have to love him. I'm just saying a kiss would be a very good expression of your newly found friendship.

what?

G'day blewby :3

yes, two. slept better than last night considering this picture is uncannily similar to what happened to me

The snek. He refuses to fall. Nice pic btw

You must be French :3

I'm good, glad to be back!

Nice, maybe I'll see you there! I plan on at least going Saterday.

Yea, those chemicals suck. As for the field, Chemical Engineering for my Bachelors, and I plan on Nanoengineering for my PhD.

Neat! I'm just working on my diploma in microelectronics. It's a fun field

Howdy Rap!

if i was closer to ohio i'd be there

Wait, what happened to you?

why not man handle him?

Good to see you again.
What've you been up to the last million years or so that you've been gone?

how're you going Blewby?

Uh-uh, no way. He got himself into that situation, i'm not getting him out of it. He can climb back down as well as he knows

I'd say cruel, but I don't think snakes are able to feel anything aside hunger and agitation.

damn fine sir, damn fine. and you?

Sounds like fun. Our fields may colaberate.

That's too bad.

Working. I get up at 4-5 in the morning, leave before 6, start work at 7, then work usually till 2-3. When I get home, it's straight to the shower, recover over the night and try to get to bed early. It sucks.

Why cruel? He's smarter then he looks, he'll learn.

scary dream shit

how far can a rope lizard safely fall?

Yeah, there is quite a bit of crossover between the two. Who knows, we might work together in the future.

We'll make my dream of a robotic Fleur body real yet!

He's fallen from like 3 or 4 meters before and seems just as dumb as before. Apparently pretty far

Why go with robotics when you can opt for bionics?

I'm ok.
Just chillin, having a coffee

Jesus man, new job?
Or is it the busy season or something?

I was thinking about my bird, I'd never leave him hanging like that, though he's capable of getting upset.

Hope you're feeling ok now Az.

I want to put mind into a fully robotic Fleur body. I'm not sure I understand your question.

You have a bird? piiiiics!

I mean, robots feel so lifeless. You want to create artificial cells and make a lifelike Fleur instead

👌

im havin some tasty chimichangas

I work thru a temp agency. It's only for the summer.

Got my pet pics, too.

The robotics will become more lifelike with time.

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Nah. I don't post that shit here.

10/10, would pet and snuggle.

Yeah, but you're still better off with bionics, unless you're really into that metal or silicone

Hello socks!

He died from kidney failure years ago

♥

Cool

Oh true, ok, cool.
Hope you're ok and get at least some time off soon.

Hey socks

Thank you, I love to snuggle them!
I guess I'm still not clear what exactly you mean by "bionics".

Hello not socks.

Same for you, you non socker.

Every weekend off.

There's that at least

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Sorry to hear that. My friend has two of those birds, they can get really loud :p

bionics
bʌɪˈɒnɪks/Submit
noun
the study of mechanical systems that function like living organisms or parts of living organisms.

Basically, with a robot you try to replicate function. With a bionic, you try to imitate how an organism works.

How's you?

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nacon!

Got out of the shower, cause work, so Im feelin nice

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IT's Canon!

Cockateils?
Kek they're not that loud :P

Hey CaNoN!

Ok; well then I'm sorry, I don't see the difference is.

Neat. Showers are always nice, especially after a long day

Loud enough

It's not really that important anyway, just a minor distinction. No sense getting caught up over it

The right amount of loud :3

scoks!

how's u?

It's a me, acanon!

how's it going?

Hiya!!!
how's u?

Indeed. It's a dream of my mine.

A few decibels too many

Whose mind would you put into the Fleur?

Good, you?

Good, you?

Mine

It's going well.
Just chilling watching the youtubes :P
Got much on todya yourself?

Nuh ah!

Neat. Dibbs on the robo Fleur pony snuggles

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yuh uh!

If we can; sounds great!

I'm doin good, just chillin about n working on a report atm

Doing pretty well, found out my group got a 90 in our latest submission.. so that's 2 90s in a row which is nice news :P

Also today I was invited by my uncle to go dine with the family in a mountain town(that's about ~750m high) so having all the fancy foods with an awesome view and fresh cool air is a nice change from the humid hellhole I'm in now :P

also working on our final submission.. but ah we got a presentation to do next week about it, so I hope that goes well too..

That's a cute Luna and a funky looking bird. And 750m is a hill, not a mountain :p

It shall be done

Sweet as!

Good work :3

That sounds rather relaxing and nice :3

Yeah, I hope you do well as well :3 Good luck!

I read a story the other day where this guy figured out he'd done so well during his year that he was able to literally turn in a blank exam and still get an A, the professor knew the student of course, and instead of failling him gave him an A on the exam.
Pretty hilarious :P

Press F to Pay Respects

woo getting second wisdom tooth

hi

I did that for one of my last year exams. I had a combined score of 270% over 2 exams, and needed a 0 on the third.

the new economic crisis has put running of the bulls to its knees

hiiii

Well it's a famous place at that height, we got mountains all over the country that go up to 3,088m high

thx! :3

yea it sure is, anything to get out of the humid heat of the coastal areas! it would be pretty nice to have a summer house up there, my uncle's got a big house near a ski resort about 1,700m high lucky him

thx again! :3

haha that's crazy, if only more professors were like that! :P

Hiya KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
how's it going?

Yea, budget sure has gone pretty damn tight!

Kek, nice.

That pic looks really amazing. I'd have to come visit once.

And what does your uncle do, if that's not too personal?

That sounds incredible, are property values expensive in that area?

yeah defo :3
that'd be me if I ever become a professor haha

its ok I guess just really tired

Grading on a bell curve is a wonderful thing

where dat momlestia guy

Anyway, how is Holla Forumsread?

Work

pretty autistic. how are you?

Thx, You got some fine fancy mountains as well, perhaps I should visit your side as well!

He used to wait for an important politician here, now he's in the real estate management. basically, he's loaded

Well it ain't cheap, about $4,000/m^2 currently I think, he's got a villa up there

guess some rests are in order no?

Mildly spergy
Any gr8 memes arisen recently?

Neato. And you're welcome to visit anytime, i'd be happy to have you as a guest

I dunno what that's comparable to here sorry cause I've no idea what the average here is in higher end places.

Sorry, I'd be curious to leran I guess though, if I find out I'll let you know :3

thanks!
naw not lately. mostly just been playin with Reeceypet

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rabb.it/r/pmwqfu

Thx, you're welcome anytime here as well :3

The higher prices are in downtown or near coastal areas of the capital, they can go up to $10,000/m^2 and my uncle actually has a pretty damn expensive apartment there(millions of bucks basically)

and no worries, always nice to learn from one another :3

I know dem feels :3

What's this?

A wild Science Woona appeared!

I'll keep that in mind :3

yay wuna!

I really love the first one. Also, I really want this doll.

i like all wunas. and that doll a scary

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Rose here.

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with another fantastic product?

vegan orange juice. idiots will buy that, right?

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For sure

I'mma go to sleep. Goodnight everyone!

If any of you see Pia (kenpachi), please tell him to wake me up on steam, kthnx :3

Would buy.

only if its free range with minimal animal testing

Next we can sell gluten-free eggs

sleep tight.

wood buy*
it's wood based.

yes. free range oranges. we just pick them up off the ground.

genius.

hehe yeah :3

also I heard nvidia announced a 1060, which was kinda surprising given it's not that long ago the top cards were announced, but I suppose that's a reaction to the rx 480

Nighty Wez! :3

Hai Rose!

You are killing me.

great
now they're poached oranges. you're inhuman

Yeah, I think it might just be a slightly better 980 rebranded to look like the 1080.

Good night!

I think it's cute. It's the doll from Lil Miss Rarity.

hey canon. how's it going?

no, but you will if you drink my orange juice. seriously, we barely passed fda testing.

you can't EXPOCT US X-DDD to make orange juice without actually murdering them in cold blood.

Why'd it not use my name? Wtv.

Yea, quite a claim to be stating it's faster than a 980, if that is true for $250 it would be pretty nice, however the FE edition will cost $300, so I'm having some doubts there will be a custom card less than $300

meanwhile I wait and wait for a custom 1070/80 here :P

I'd watch a video of you murdering oranges.

Doin good, just chillin, enjoyed last day of feast here, also might get something to eat soon, also working on a report

how bout u?

you sure? it's pretty gruesome.

trying to remember the name of the movie, so that I may watch it in my next stream.

I'm still waiting to, but a few of them like the MSI and the gigabyte and the un oc strix I can get now, but they're all more expensive than the FE one

chemically reconstructed oranges are ethically superior to organic oranges

No trees are harmed with chemical reconstruction

n- wha? no, fuck you. get the hell out of my face.

what sorta movie is it?

yea they're quite pricey here as well, I'm just waiting for the main retail shop to have them here to see how really expensive they're gonna be in the end

precisely

it's a shitty lotr remake. except this one has a midget.

But that one already had midgets. ;3

to be honest, I've never actually seen lotr. I watched the hobbit movies though.

It wouldn't' happen to have a hobbit in it as well would it?

I am so sorry…

Yes please. I want to see an orange massacre.

I don't think they ever actually call it a hobbit, but it's very clear that's what they're going for.

that's what plebby said.

So proud of him.

Yeah, true.
that's probably a good idea

I actually watched the hobbit movie first then entire lotr later

9 _ 9

The movies are tedious enough.

I thought it might be romantic or whatever if the first time I watch it I'm with him.

that's how it's going with me.

I found the movie, it was called "willow"

no!

Quick! Everyone post self esteem pics!

Talking to user's who can't even condescend to link is tedious enough ;_;

No means yes, and yes means anal!

Fuck auto correct sometimes.

Ouch.

I thought it might be Willow, but I was trying to think of more recent movies since you mentioned LotR and that got me thinking it was something made after those movies as opposed to the book.

Make sure to be well-caffeinated when you watch them.

… yes.

probably will be knowing me.

SEE?

I owe you one, then.

What's up, Rose????

I heard someone at work say that today; where'd it come from?

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*pet*

I heard it as a frat pledge, but it's just a meme and its genealogies shouldn't be taken too seriously.

yarr, I'm a pirate! preparing for a strem.

Oh, there's an actual movie like that!

kek

Selfcest is wonderful and sexy.

yeah, I remember really liking it for some reason.

More selfcest!

A stream of what?

it's a stream of me being horrible at art in real time!

Really? What program do you use???

tell stories of cupcake ploz

Why?

krita for art, OBS for streaming. and I stream over picarto.

VLC for movies too.

picarto.tv/Roselover

stream here. we'll be watching willow, and maybe return of the fly is I'm still in the mood.

nostalgia's sake

I'm there then.

Nostalgia is overrated. Besides, it's a secret what I know of cupcake~

I'm surprised I don't see much porn on this thread yet.

want to change that?

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epol jk

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never seen those kung fu panda drawings b4

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morning

good morning kiwi! hows my lil one this morning? did you sleep well and stay dry?

uh huh! slept a good 7 hours today

morning sadly off by one

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very good boy! all nice and rested for your big day. and you didnt pee the bed or anything? you can tell me, its ok!

Penis.

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heyyy

Raptor…..

naww, I was very dry I swear

dont fill the boys head full of dirty words Ruby!

What's up?

RUUUBY

good boy *headpats*

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ayyy whats up?

just woke up pretty much, you?

was asleep, now I'm awake, how's you?

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I'm getting an Azuriah vibe from you…..

Cummies for everyone!

nothing trying to get up my urge to stream drawing again and hope it goes better..

except for Reece!

*watches you*

shuts of vibrator

How's it going, Reece?

Why not?

Well, good night all, I'm going to hit the hay.

I'm back, horsefuckers!

Sleep tight, dream of sexual things with ponies tonight.

going to leave for work in ~ 30 minutes.

Have a good one~

because he needs rules and structure and control.

neat, what stuff do you draw?

l00d

just can't believe how many (You)'s I've received since I woke up….. how's Rubby?

are you the NSA?

Well we can't establish every rule by depriving him of cum…

lol

you'd love this tripcode it has ^w^ in it

When's ribbit?

the NSA doesnt run a babysitting service haha

Oh Im not depriving the poor thing, just making sure theres some structure there, a sensible schedule. boys his age need a good routine and such

Give me like 30 minutes.

How old is Reece anyway?

umm, i don't see no W anywhere

It goes well on my part. I just got off work. I need to remember to go pay some bills tomorrow though.

hi

Fwuttershy ##^w^#swag

I will be providing Reece with all of the cummies he could ask for. I'm going to spoil him, Blewbie.

young enough to need a babysitter yet old enough to be legal.

hail Leader! how does this fine night find you?

The hell you will! you'll ruin all my hard work and get him all worked up. hows he ever goign to take a nap at this rate?

Sounds like ABDF…must be right up your alley, blewb.

indeed it is haha.

woderful. my piece of shit buick died on me again. now i have to send it back to the mechanic. what a crock of shit. how are you doing?

I seriously hope that's not a thing…

Gotta go to work now guys, have a good one.

Take care!

shit what happened? my moped got fixed and im back home in Manassas after travelling, but my hands are fucking deep fried from whatever i did while drunk on the 4th. So theres that.

im sure it is, sadly. ive seen skittles vodka, so why not htat?

GAH!

see you soon

later Rap!

Someone find Skitty and tell him his neighbors need to keep the noise down

I've got friends there right now…

it stalled out and wouldn't start. i barely got it home. what a piece of crap.

stream over. here are the doodles.

glad you made it home Smokes! at least youre safe.

it died less than a mile from my house. there was never any danger.

muscle nips ^:3

heh well i guess that counts for something, at least it knew where to go to die haha

if only those cops had guns, they could have defended themselves.

picarto.tv/SketchAnon

my turn to humilate myself

What ya mean by that?

Some "kid" got shot there on Tuesday.

i was just trying to get to the store.

there's an a bunch of armed nuts gunning down cops at the protest for that nigger.

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AKU.
do you like this character?

The show its from hurts with the stupids. She's the only relief from its had so far.