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I'm really curious if this is legit or a parody.

[User promptly declares original poster a homosexual and uses an expression which signifies that he will not bump the thread]

SHILLS
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[congratulates you that your post number has repeating ending digits]

I think the JIDF bot is malfunctioning.

This is what O.P's about title should look like.

No archive link?

Trump weenies btfo. He is a literally Hitler 2.0®©™ & a more of a lefty than Clinton. He is also unqualified & part of the establishment. Did I mention his Jewish ties? Also, don't bother voting. That's why I'm a guacmissle

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Suck my sour titties, Rach.

Please. Suck them.

Sincerely, pic related.

That's not Rach, you goober. Check the file name.

[Skoffs at source link, asks for archive, calls OP african]

[Vague comment about OP going in a heating appliance and stating the need for this thread to be put in a waste disposal apparatus]

Whatever, shill.

[notes statistical significance of digits]

[makes derailing remarks about satire's lack of artistic merit]

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[Something about inflicting death upon one's self then using a derogatory term combining a word meaning to gain knowledge and slang used to refer to the male genitalia as a name for such poster]

[Declaration of being an oldfag while spelling it "Pol", coupled with a demand that the referenced user return to Reddit and assumption about said user's age]

[Inserts 15 pages of shit no one reads or understands]

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[Random user jumping to OPs defense even though he has not read the article and does not address the initial topic directly]

See everyone? This is what happens when you don't have God as a nation. Fedorafags BTFO

[insert Biblical rant here]

to make that truly digusting…use mp4

[opines that user is equivalent to a sexually active male canine descendant and further instructs user to indulge in self-procreation]

[toxic aerosols should be administered to chosen religious group and aggressive actions should be taken against persons based on skin pigmentation immediately]

[posts a random video of something 100% unrelated]

[asking for sauce intensifies]

[flatearth.gif 120x100]

[notifies that this referenced post got a post ending digit of significant importance]

[brags about how this is just another DailyMail bait thread and that Holla Forums turned into shit]

[Enthused toad is posted]

[Claims the staff are conspiring against the userbase and then links to an alternative website]

[requests you to copulate with yourself]

[Boldy claims that you are not part of the in group and the original members of the in group would go to alternative website instead]

[states that if I actually was triggered by this thread then I wouldn't be going along with the joke]

[monoverbal response replicating what was written in the "E-mail" field]

The Hillary professional shills must've hit send on a blank article again.

That happened all the time on 4chon.

[brags about how this is just another DailyMail bait thread and that Holla Forums turned into shit]

[complains that the current website is deficient and that the cause might have something to do with the jewish ethnicity of the main administrator who also happens to be slightly disabled]

[Proclaims user has sore glutes]

[compliments you on achieving repeating digits]

Do I need an Holla Forums gold account to view this?

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[refers you to the mainstream thought-policed website that is the 3rd Person Present Indicative Active form of the Latin verb reddo]

[generic reply with a touch of bait to make local populace notice and reply to this thread]

[Declares user is of Semitic heritage]

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>[Paste the body of the article here]

[argues that republican candidate Donald J. Trump is capable of fixing the issue which the Original Poster is non-explicitly talking about]

[a hasty denial of poster's semitic origins]

That's a good guide OP.

[calls user a Yiddish name and tells the user to leave]

[questions user on the time and weather in Tel Aviv]

[Accidental, empty post]

[generic contrarian post that further derails the discussion and delivers the state of weather in Tel Aviv]

[LE DRUMPF DUMP XD AMIRITE]

[asks how the weather is in an eastern mediterranean city, calls you a phonetically plausible, though extremely unlikely semetic sounding first and last name]
[posts picture of a banker]

[informs users that sage goes in all fields]

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[wretches internally]

[goes on long winded monosyllabic incoherent rant]

[raughs]

[resorts to a very short phrase meant to signal his presence to fellow in-group members who happens to be reading the thread]

mod should sticky this thread, its very informative

[implies that the specific posters mother had violent copulation with a representative of the equidae family since he failed to reach his stated objective in the original post and thus tarnishing the image of a great respectable man]

[Claims that Trump supporters are of questionable levels of intellect and low social status]
[Another set of claims that he is severely dissadvantaged in the presidential race]

[Posts inane, boring reply to OP despite thread having entirely changed topic, indicating poster's not having read the thread.]

[declares thread to now be one dedicated to achieving repeated digits in the posting number]

[presents a counterargument consisting of quoting an article about an increasingly nervous man stating that Trump is over the seventh time this year]

[complains about other users complaining]

[supposedly clever D&C post suggesting that Trump is a kike shill but that we need to vote for him anyway for obviously stupid reasons]

[a reminder that a better course of action is to abstain from the ellection process untill a famous European leader resurrects and starts participating in American politics]

[points out the singularity of user's post history]

[throws same accusation back]

[die in fire, u fucking autist]
[expresses hope that the op would be subjected to the temparatures higher than optimal for human survival, leading to op's matter [insert a rant about the inferiour quality and origins of the said matter and of [insert rant about op's ancestors who [insert a rant about their inebriated state] were responsible of inflicting the [insert rant about op's unwholesome qualities]* to the unsuspecting world] rapid catalyzation with oxygen. Further expound on the benefits of the said event and express satisfaction on the rising air quality brought about by the op's demise due to a signifant pollution source being removed. Express a wish, that op would transition to the opposite state of "living" as a result of this experience. Further justify the op's deserval of the fate by implying that op suffers from an pervasive developmental disorder that usually manifests in the decreased social communication skills and restricted or repetitive patterns of behaviors or interests.]

[pointedly ignore the virtue of the op's post number ending in the repeating digits]

oh fuck, forgot to delete the first line, that I had as a template - will go and commit sudoku..

[man_in_white_coat.jpg]

[disparages that pictured Hans may be injured by bearded semite is rubbing continues]

[picture of mentally disturbed investment banker]

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[long-winded paragraph riddled with grammatical errors]
[no point was expressed in this post, and no one responds to this post]

[expresses admiration at your quadruple digits]

[brit/pol/ bait post]

[renders argument false]

[accuses you of not presenting a reason or set of reasons given with the aim of persuading others that an action or idea is right or wrong]

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[starfleet captain expressing disapproval]

[claim that this thread is blessed by idea mysticism, entreat all who are present to bear witness to this fact]

[claims that his previous claims were merely a ploy and the responders have fallen for it, reacting emotionally in the process]

[user expresses his feelings about the whole thread, also mentions that his sides are leaving earth at great speeds]

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[random post about how real communism has never been tried and Bernie Sanders is the one that will put us on the right path towards that utopia]

[Long winded post that actually analyses discusses the topic of the original article in a serious manner but is otherwise ignored because the poster used an image of an anime girl]

[states that you let your spouse be carnally violated by black men and enjoying beholding the sight]

[mfw]

[Expresses his abject diapproval of posters in this thread, discussing anything else, but . Further accuses the posters of being paid accomplices to the nefarious elements with an interest of keeping the out of the public scutiny.]

[smug response that this poster worships a Jewish rabbi and has cuckold fantasies]

[sudgestion that the poster should return to an image board similar to this one, but more left leaning on the political spctrum]

[Wonders where the moderators of this imageboard have gone off to while attaching an image of a disgusted man]

[accuses user of having severe pain in their gluteal muscles]

[incessant one upsmanship, more ideologically pure than everyone in topic, superior to everyone in topic]

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[Comparison between user's animated concubine and a type of solid bodily dejection then implication of the deviancy of said user's sexual preferences]

[lampoons your political stance]

Meme threads like this belong in Holla Forums, not on Holla Forums, you fucking sliding pieces of shit.

[Calling the previous poster out for being in the pay of the semitic gentlemen, who are interested in keeping hidden. Commanding him to repair to the den of the leftypol]

no I agree this is getting out of hand

[Interact with fellow D&C shill]

[contemplation on meta-argument thread]

[Misspell name of popular American presidential candiate and makes allegations about him discriminating against females, people of color and strangers. State he will cause a massive conflict if in power. Then insinuate something about posters of this board's manhoods' girth]

[comments that similar images may be found on unrelated board]
[links to that board]

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[consumption of a light bewerage and corn seeds inflated by the magic of microwaves]

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

[notes concern trolling]
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[reminds user that education and edification are goals of this board]

repeats phrase
[administer toxic aerosols upon chosen religious group]
[organized aggression against ethnic subgroups immediately]

[raises a concern that this poster also posts on Holla Forums]
[provided proofs can be found on google]

[sudoku cancelled due to the absolution granted by the repeating digits. activity replaced by the heavy consumption of the mind-altering drink containing ethanol instead]

[hope that poster enjoys bread lines]

[Posts to attempt to achieve reoccurring digits on his post number in order to brag and boast while giving no contribution to the topic at hand]

[uses a > sign to turn his text green to imply that he is making an inside joke to his fellow Anons while exclaiming about his attempt to achieve reoccurring digits]

[angry ranting on the next level of inappropriate homosexual propaganda depicting two fellows of aryan heritage being violently rubbed together by a representative of a suspicious luciferian death cult]

[expresses concerns about the quality of the imageboard as of late]
[snide remark in reaction to the terrible spelling of 6e6eee]

[claims that the user has reported this thread to the moderation of this imageboard in the hopes that this thread will be deleted shortly]

Holla Forums is shit and Holla Forums is the only fullchan board who does shit today.

[Continue to spread typed coprolalia that has no relevency to original post]

I'm just waiting for this thread to be deleted, even if it's a somewhat funny one it needs to be purged

[gamergate activist complaining about your lack of knowledge]

[Bruised ego remark that there is more to the planet Earth than the anglosphere]

[points out that the user has a series of numbers attached to his posts to make his identity present]

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