Official Pony Thread™

Official Pony Thread™

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Calm down.

what is the context here? Some christian festival where people get crucified?

You calm down :o

It’s a re-enactment of the Christ passion that takes place during the Easter.
It seems to be Peru or Ecuador.

El pinche Cristo se cayó y se lo cupo el Diablo.
Hehehehe.

I am perfectly calm without Justin here to arouse me.

Well, Pia just had to leave, so we're in the same boat now. What's keeping you busy then?

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I broke the bowl for my bong. Again.
I just gotta find someone that'll buy it for $20 or so

Nothing is keeping me busy, hence my presence here.

Oh You!
Hai!
Why is Blewberry Obsessed with you.

I guess because I keep giving him hate.

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why is that?
I want to hear what you have to say.
If you don't mind of course.

Hi there!

…….

And you're doing absolutely nothing while you're here? not even music?

Heya Ruby.

I'll just paste what I told Tirk on Discord

G'day, how's it going?

I thought you meant actually busy. I am talking to some people and observing some League games to try to coach a friend.

Not much. Waiting on people so I can go out and get baked.

Hey there, lewd dewd.

Hey! Tirk is my bitch, you get your own Swedish whore


Hiya Raptor!


What rank were / are you?

I just play normals.

Have fun


How's it going?

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I-I was just borrowing him, I swear!

He is all yours now.

Uh oh there you are.


It creeps me out a little bit tbh.


Agreed.


Damn…
You are right.
but he is free to do it don't ya think?


I've seen that too, I thought they are super close friends, I see nothing wrong with it.
tbh I know little about Smokey, but he is a so called "Leader" among some breaders.


Not my cup of tea, but I do enjoy scat videos, I find them hilarious.


What is that?


Uhmm weird.

How did you ended up in here?

are you friends with some of the posters ITT?

Have you seen MLP?

How's it going, friends?

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Hola Maestro como estas hoy?

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Filthy casuals


Doing great! You?


That's right.

I'm fine with gay porn. but interracial gay porn is taking it too far.

Not much I'm sleepy as fuck.
I can barely keep my eyes open.
how are you doing Ruby?

Pues me siento muy somnoliento.
Pero algo contento.
Y tú como estas?

Well… I feel very sleepy.
But somewhat happy.
How are you doing?

I hate dealing with randoms.

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Kill all niggers.

Doing alright. Rather hungry, so I might go grab some leftover burgers.

What about white/asian interracial?

I'm surprised I'm still alive

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Yeah, I'm good


Did you just wake up?
If so Buenos dias!
I'm glad to hear that you're feeling contento, I was a little concerned for you the other day, it's good to hear you're going better.

I'm ok, just woke up and having breakfast

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Is it gay?

yes

Do you keep yourself in shape?
How would you rate yourself in a scale 1/10?
did you had fun yesterday?
are you Patriotic?


Nope, I have been up since 7am I'm on final tests of residential electricians school, but I can only slept 4 hours at night, at best.
I'm really tired.
Buenas Tardes! here is 4:14pm hehe.
Yeah it's really exciting to watch that my skills are finally showing.
I'm like bad weeds I always come back.
Que vas a desayunar?

Then no. Nice dubs.

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AIDS.

:S

goddamn it. Smug was here and he wasnt killed with diaper spam. i cant leave you guys for one minute can i?

You're on Early today!

My mistake :P
I assumed dias

Just coffee and 2 apples :3

Hey blewby, how's it going?

trips

purdy good, had irish foods for lunch!@ you?

After 1pm nun (tardes)
After 7pm night (Noches)
After 1am moring (días)

Just that that's like almost nothing.
how old are you? Raptor.
Que edad tienes.

Nun es monja.

Not really. I do a lot of walking, but I don't work out, and have a little bit of a pudge. Something to consider working on later, I guess.

With my beard the way it is now? 3 or 4. After a good shave (which I haven't had in a while), probably 8.

I don't really save diaper pics to my computer.

hug


i know you have at least one haha

Just these.

This is my only one

well use those to destroy smuglords soul! suffer not the smuglord to live

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Sad day for scooters everywhere.

I'm ok


Forgive me, I wanted to be funny so used google translate for this, it's probably horribly butchered, let me know if that's so.

la edad suficiente para molestar a su padre, pero no lo suficiente como para ser su padre de edad

kek

yeah.
my bad.
noon.


Uhmmmm.


at least you may consider it.

I like Beards.
A LOT!

Hugs Blewby.


So you aren't old enough to be my dad, I guess not, you would have to be at least 39.
hehe.

Travis poster?

Hey. How goes it , my friend.

I know.
It may seem like blasphemy.
but I wanted to talk a little bit more with him.

but I guess he is having an spastic attack atm after seeing those cute diaper ponies.

hurray!


i could still be your daddy though. *pets*

wait which ones did he se? did someone be a hero and diaperpost at him?

When I say a little bit of a pudge, I should note that it's hard to notice when I have a shirt on. As for my beard… it is not exactly a trimmed one, but rather, a wild face forest. I also have a mustache.

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Did you celebrated 4th of July?
are you Patriotic?

Oh no, no, no darling, that fits Reece better, but not me, I'm not looking for a daddy nor being anyone's pet.

I could still hug and cuddle you.


I dunno? the ones that Ruby posted.


Oh! Ok hehe.
I thought you were a little fluffy.


that could be groomed in minutes.

I also have a mustache.

Good beards with out mustaches are eeewww.

Heya Iza, how're you?

awww hugs and cuddles are great!

i owe ruby my thanks then!

gunna try and get a nap

Dream with diapers and cuddles with me then.

Peachy

No

*squeeze hug*

Fluffy?

Hey there Ruby

was it illegible?

Awesome.
what did you do yesterday?
at least go to a party?

Pic related.

nope.

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*kissu*

Mmmmm….. nope.

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I had my own party alone getting high as a kite

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Lol, sorry, I was trying to say I'm old enough to piss off your father, but not old enough to be your father ;)


G'day, how's it going?

I'm bored, what should i go do?

This is going a bit far

I'm just being flirtatious~

I-It's like like I like you or anything, b-baka…

Shut up and kiss me you sexy moth man.

I'll pass, thanks though

hello. Holla Forumsread

Hey

Hiya Mizzy!

I have returned with cheese cake!

Did you bring enough to share with the class?

Yay cheese cake!


What Iza said

Who says I'm sharing?


Indeed.

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We do

Enjoying your summer?

Would be rude not to

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Which one are you then? And yeah, the summer is great, i can pone post like i did for the past 4 years


You tricked me!

Too bad.


I don't hastur do anything!

doggos :D

Wow r00d

more doggos :D

The king in yellow would like you to share

more more doggers!

I don't fucks around with cheese cake… you can have a piece if you want. It might spoil in the mail though


I thought the unspeakable one would have been unable to speak.

Hi socks. Daily reminder that socks are warm

pups!

i lied they're focks

You can't speak of him, he can speak

I was meaning to ask… What are some good entry points into the Lovecraft mythos. I've already read a few of his stories, and I still know next to nothing about anything.

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ok back to dog

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snoot.

Oh, no shit huh?
I guess it was easier than I was making it.

Time for noms

ok socks now

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No though.

Yes tho

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Is Rose still here?

No.

Are you an impasta?

A little. I'm playing oblivion.

Hisss, dogs!

I am one of those.

Gross

I made my own cheese cake. And it's better than yours

Why? Rose is a lovely person. Be nice to him.

hello hows it going?

hi hows it going?

sorry i couldnt get to you guys sooner i got distracted

… I'm afraid you misunderstand. Let me explain this a little cheddar so that you do.

fosdahi;yi4efv;eo'

I am very nice to him
Not nice to impastas.

Get it? Got it? Gouda

I'm doing good!
What'd you get distracted by?


What do you mean misunderstand?

They say it is the sincerest form of flattery.


FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They can be wrong like everyone else

Eh, i'll take it

Yes, master.

I don't get why people like games like WoW, Dota and especially LoL.

Is it autism?

Yes.

Lol is literally themost popular game in the world skitty

That's weird
Don't do that please

Cheese cake is not made out of delicious cheddar, but some Chinese off brand.


Oops, I did it aggiano

Fuck you skitty. I mined trips for you and this is how you insult me?

that game is shit and worse than fucking WOW dota and lol combined

Oh, sorry, Sir.


HMRPH

Yes.

How about you use.. guy or person.
That's a lot less informal and more my style

goes to show you how fucked in the ed most of the population is smh

post dark mage do it

So you have a low quality cheese cake? i'm disappointed in you

*deletes you*

Forgive my effrontery, person who owns me.

ll you play lol. probably more than me

Skitty pls.

These are alpine gold.


I have a buster whelp.


Forgive me.

Oh god, quit it with this weird stuff please

Whats a buster whelp?

I managed to quit that toxic game. 4 months clean now, it's so great.

Considering self-harm.


Yes, socks-sama.

-sama
I am ashamed that I know what that means

New buster blader support card.


Take your frustration out on me instead, master~

I hope an actual humanoid cat with an actual pronged penis rapes you tonight

Don't do it skitty, it's actually their fetish.

Is this aimed at me?

I don't think it matters, it's probably the fetish of half the people here

The fancy I have taken to you will not allow it.

looks very cute

Including me.


Even if we both get off on it?


Thanks, you too.

That is one way of getting around it.

Uh.. So how're you?

lmfao

WAS IT DIRECTED AT ME?

vidya

Tired, waiting for cake. How about you?


Nah. Never mind.


I'll bite you.

didya draw that?

Ooh what sorta cake?

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I figured as much


Cool, which vidya?

Yes.
Cheese cake.


… I'm sorry.


I love khajiit girls.

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Who's nothing but a hole to fuck?

Cool drawing dawg!

Who doesn't?


Hi RAPTAR

What?


Many thanks.
The ones in cyrodill look a little strange to me.

What else did you draw? Khajiit girls?

Ha, I love it

EWWW

So everything is fire.

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My mixtape is fire, fam

no idea who you are

I want to draw your khajiit fantasy tonite~

I rarely share those.


FUCK you it's the best cake!


Get the extinguisher!


!! Really?

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the fire is too big fam

my house better not burn down, I will fucking kill whoever started it

I might just.

no, it was aimed at rose.. there.. i said it

GOD

You're really good at drawing!

THE BE A MAN NEXT TIME AND CLARIFY THAT WHEN HE ASKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you called the fire department? Take a picture.


Katia in lingerie?


You too though.

s-sorry

The contract is sealed.

Nah, i wouldn't put mine on a level above doodles. You're actually good

I hate angry weaboos

no, nilla is best cake

Is this what we are going to do today? We are going to fight?

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"A wise man once said: Try not to be a cunt" - Jim Jefferies

Don't worry, make up sex is that much better because of it

I am excited.


Nah. You.


You are incorrect.

Is this you or someone you know? *in the tune to a corny 80's news drama*

But wose.
No.

Hopefully this time he will leave the firearm unloaded.

Let's just agree that Aku is better at drawing than the both of us and leave it at that?


That just adds to the excitement!

Well not if that's what you want don't want.. sorry..


Spotted the faggot that never takes their own advice just lmao!

How would you know?! You lack toes and are intolerant!


Yes sir.

Yea, JJ is sort of a cunt, but he's a comedian and that's his shtick.

Well, I've never had cheescake but it sounds gross.

I am too exhausted for it.

Then I will share with you. Don't tell raptor, or the many.

Why do you keep calling me sir? :3

But you'll kill my insides if you do!!

You have my respect.


It is a small price to pay to expose you to perfection.

WHY DOES HE GET SOME?


Then why the above?

Anyone here from CA? I have

But
I like my insides just the way they are

I am selfish.


Loltoobad.

I am, but I am not too crazy about the trip.

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BUT PLS NO

what has you exhausted?


ur mum

Also have this one


Shellfish?


Thanks for the feedback


RAPTAR

You will eat your fucking cake and you will like it!


I am!

KEK
How's you skitty?


How's it going?

I forgot I had to wake up early for a meeting and I went to bed late.

Tired


Rose pls i need chizkejk :c

BUT I CANT HAVE THE CAKE N EAT IT TOO

why not go out to them and set them on fire yourself?
At least then you won't be freaking out on whether or not its gonig to happen?

Too bad.


You will love it. I'm sure.

not my insides tho..

this is a fun trip


Roz plis giv aj em so hangri for čizkejk

What kind of an asshole makes someone have a meeting the day after 4th of July? wow


pls

I will force feed you cake until you die!


*hands you fistful of cake*

But..
I like living mostly!!

Roz plis dis is normal kejk, aj vant čiz

And I will make you eat anything you vomit.


Uhh, *hands you slice of cheese cake*?

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Thanks Rose

Pls thats so unfun

I knew what it was before i clicked it

If bread were to have a reality TV show, what would you name it and who would be starring?

It must include obvious Holla Forumsread celebrities like Smokey and socks, where smokey sets house rules and socks is the innocent kid that spontaneously reveals overt and often offensive lust for cock and people have to hide their used underwear because he'll try to smell it

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What's my role in the show? i swear to god if you make gay jokes

What if someone actually made this?

You monster.


It's not meant to be.


What do I do?

Why then ;~;

Why? it looks unsusable


No you, for not sharing sooner

The Great American Skittyhole
breaders compete in a series of shitposting challenges in order to be deemed worthy of skittyhole

More tortured souls are needed for the sacrifice.


You should be thankful you got anything at all!

That's no way to treat guests! I think someone needs punishment

But Im just a socks!

Yes please.


Together we will awaken azathoth.

I guess you'd be the pun making guy that's fun to hang around with when they're not busy smelling like cat piss and trying to get cats to mate in their room


You would be the guy that often becomes clingy and emotionally attached to someone the moment they start taking to you. Often leaving your partner confused at your ability to speed through these common social stages? I dunno

But.. socks!

The Mod Wreckers
starring:
Brad Pitt as Scotchmalla
Jesus Christ as Smokey
Jet Li as Roseluck
Chevy Chase as Solaire
Ian Mckellan as Blewberry
Al Pacino as Ruby
Joe Pesci as Wesdor
Steve Erwin as Raptor
George Lopez as Skitty
Jeff Goldblum as Gaeburn
Bob Marley as M1racle
and Harrison Ford as Canon

Yeah but not something you're into. i'll take your humanoid kitty porn away, that ought to be ample punishment


Ouch. At least it wasnt gay jokes

No one would ever watch you shitty TV show

I'd call it something like "internet teens unplugged" lmfao!

i am ok with this

Socks is allergic to pretty much everything, including cats. :o I'm not mean enough to bring any in the house while he's there.


Are not cool. Pants are better, they cover your junk and stuff.


That's good, I use my imagination for that anyways.

How come I'm Asian?

"internet teens unplugged" lmfao! ->"internet teens unplugged lmfao"

fixed


Hmm what do i do then

;~~~;
socks can do that too!

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You're one of those asian kitties :3

I don't know, who would you rather be?

Oh hi Azzy! How are you today?

Heya Azzy, how're you?


haven't seen you in forever!
How's it going?

I'm sorry.. was that too much?

I don't know you well enough to and nothing else came to mind…

LOL JUST LOL!

I dunno, physical abuse would be the right thing to do~


… Have you?


There are quite a few of those.
Can I be a balanise?


Steve Buschemi.

It hurts because you might be accurate with that one :p


I'm not falling for that one! It's not punishment if you moan while i dish it out

I like this

Jeff Goldblum is perfect for Gaeburn! Well done Scotchy~!

Balinese*

And sure

That can be arranged. I think I would actually be better suited as Robert De Niro

Aw come on! You'll feel better.

the cyber world? awww i think youre wrong though, all the skittyhole club members would enjoy my show.

aj turns me on :s
i want you to make a new empty rarity folder just 5 me

Why would beating you make me feel better? I'm a gentle soul

Good good.


Actually, jet li is perfect.


It helps if you pretend I'm not human.

N-no!

Just let it die, Blewby. Don't make this into Milhouse

Oh shoot I almost didn't see you there, how are you?

Yes, good kitty.

This makes it worse! Hurting animals is a no no! unless they're delicious, but make it quick

Assuming
LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHA

Why? from the way he acts and the way he sounds I would use one of the guys from youtube.com/watch?v=ugFwcTrv_RE

I would have used Aladdin

Donald Joseph "DJ" Qualls would have been ten times better faggot

Sure.


More like an inanimate object.

remove that

You mean like a printer? I'm sure most people would love to hurt a printer. Try dressing up as one and go into an office, see what happens

Well you could make your own list of stars, mine isn't the official end all cast

Oh god I'm back

good?

Where me?

Welcome back :o


You're the socks on the actors

Big surprise.

You're the camera guy.

Hi.

Bye!

Where's Reece? And Shiny and Noire? That's just a quick list, but it would be cool if some other people made some


I was going up the thread for names. If you want one here:
Randy "Macho Man" Poffo as Noire
also:
Saul "Slash" Hudson as Socks

What?

Time for driving. See you all

I need to go to bed. You're a good excuse to do that. Goodnight!

And good night to the rest of you too! Wezzy loves you all

l8r

But.. butt..

Yeah, Sol you fuck, you kicked me out of ribbit.

RIP in peace Macho Man.

Sleep tight, dream of Luna tonight.

You could've rejoined, you fuck.

But nothing, I don't know you particularly well so I chose something off the top of my head

You hardly ever post, and aside from that you mainly post at smokey. Only recently (about a month ago) have you actually started talking to some people other than smokey and blewberry in this thread so it's not surprising you aren't at the top of the list when someone thinks about bread celebrities.

People who immediately come to my mind when I post here are:
Raptor
Ruby
Reece
Smokey


no particular order and limited because these are the main players as far as I am concerned.

opinions are owned and patented by me, do not repost.

I've finally made it guys.
I'm set for life!

putlocker.is/watch-minority-report-online-free-putlocker.html

Fair point, I don't know you.

I've already seen it :P

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I like the name of the movie because it implies only minorities commit crimes in the future. :3

Yeah, tbh I thought that was it and you went to bed.

like, build an entirely new folder to post at you?

are you trying to tell me something?

(checked)
from me, to you, for me.

Right, I have to leave soon though
just so you know
so nows not a great time

The immediate bread family as far as I'm concerned and not including myself:

Smokey
Blewberry
Skitty
Reece
Raptor
Canon
Wezdor
Solaire
M1racle
Gaeburn
Skye
Roseluck

These are the people that you will most likely see at any given point in the bread timeline but it really depends on the time of day and anyone not on this list would be in my book a satellite poster that you can see every once in a day, but doesn't spend their whole life here. These are including but not limited to:

Socksarecool
Shiny
VERIFY
Azuriah
Discord
Discardio
MOOT
Rainbowkek
Noire
Speedman
NatSoc
Aku
and a bunch of posters I'm forgetting

Now unleash the dogs on me

what does an Australian emo look like?

LMAO JUST LOL

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I used to post a LOT more often in 13 and 14, I am certain that if this list was created then, I'd be in the first grouping

Someone doesn't appreciate my metaphor

a metalhead

Dude some of those top posters should deffo be satellite posters like gae, rose, skye and canon and azuria and socks should definitely be higher on that list

socks posts as user and appears much more frequently than everyone else there

if I printed out skye posts and socks posts and used them as currency I would probably get more for the skye posts than socks posts because socks posts are inflated af mate


I wasn't being sarcastic LOL

g'morning!

technically

Goodnight. Technically.

How many dicks did you dream about last night?

Well by my definition Smokey should also be a satellite poster, but if I were on the list, where would I be and therefore how valid is it?

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Hey Reece, let's get on Rabbit, I need company.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

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yeah smokey shows up a lot less now, I think he's mostly working on his car and doing tech stuff I guess.

So he is a satellite poster too.

Currently I would throw you on the top most active list because I have been seeing you quite a lot summerfag

I'm on a list, nice

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Being on either part of the list isn't really something to be proud of

night night


zero. my dreams are just weird


I'll be around in a little while

What did you dream about?

Libel

I AM PROUD OF MY PRESENCE IN THIS THREAD.

Who are you to tell me how I should feel about me being here posting this at you right now?

You a liberal? I'm not surprised.>>5945198

nice meme

I don't personally find it good to be on the thread all the time, and that being said it's okay for some to drop in and out of the thread in my book, but at the end of the day people are going to do whatever the fuck they want regardless of what I say and that isn't a bad thing

didn't dream about anything last night. I had an mlp dream not too long ago where the mane six just stared at me the whole time. all my mlp dreams have been weird.

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lucker

ROSE I GOT AROUND TO IT!

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Sorry man, there's a lot of names! I mentioned you in my post above and I think you should be on the top list. I forgot TwiHaze as well and as far as I'm concerned he should be on the bottom list

good morning little one!

never had a legit waifu dream before. I've had a dream where Fluttershy was just lying in my bed tho.


rewd

Leader is ever present. He is here in our hearts at all times if we are true and loyal shitposters

Hey there Blew!

I have to go now guys, have a good one.

hello Holla Forumsread

Cya!

bye Rappy!


Heya!

naw. i'm just envious

Heyo!

What up?

aww bye raptor

huggins!

Rose… Rose isn't here is he?

scootin and enjoying some dinner!

You didn't even answer my question, rude. I thought you wanted a conversation

Reeceypoo, it's been over thirty minutes.

long time no see aku

hello how're you doing?

Hey hows it going?

im good. ive decided to adopt reecey as my new pet! howabout you?

Miracle. How do you do?

Been better. You?

heya Aku!

It's alright. Holla Forums limits the number of newline characters you can use anyways.

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You're not rose either!

By the way I have always thought of you as clean shaven, what type of beard/mustache combination would you say you had?

Nigga. I trusted you.

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You'd jinx it there last thread ya goof.

im sorry… = (


DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD

Lol I cut off like 50 ppl on my ranch truck in front of a shit load of cops

EVERYONE YOU TRUST I WILL TURN AGAINST YOU AND MAKE THEM POST DIAPER PONY. YOU WILL SUFFER ETERNAL TORMENT!

FALL BEFORE MY POOFY WRATH!

Good work bud.

just smoking

fine just smoking how about you?

just smoking weed

SUFFER!

fak

WHERE THE FUCK IS TIRK WHEN YOU NEED TO PROVE A POINT

let's be high together fam

About to sleep.

Smoking is bad for growing miraclepets though

.>>5945400
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GUN THAT SHOULD BE IN YOUR MOUTH?

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BROHOOF

yeah, I would think so, all these faggots were in my fucking way and what I have to say is more important than their time

Hows a Reecey doin tonight?

I am back.

Yeah, fuck 'em all.

added to the filter

I'll be on Dis-

Oh…OH GOD
HE'S CHANGING HIS IP JUST TO FUCK WITH ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

just the average is all, looking for something fun to do

how's blew?

I am so high I forgot I had that first one loaded fucking kek

Im smiling, Smuglord. You should know that I am am exceptionally happy right now.

Huh?

Reecey, this is Smuglord. hes a BAD MAN and if you see him you post diaper ponies until he screams and runs away, and then you tell an adult, OK?

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and im doin pretty good, had a tasty salad for dinner and looking forward to heading home tomorrow.

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Hold up…what if
There was a filter…but it didn't filter the entire post, just any images that the user would post?

hi

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neato

Smokey the one and only

you will never be free of me Smuglord. Until you finally kill yourself, I will haunt you forever. I will leave diapers on your grave, Smuglord.


Howdy boss!

did you buy your diapers yet, silly critter?

I probably shouldn't even be posting about this, what if one of them uses Holla Forums.

hi there


how's it going?

you love his attention admit it fucking faggot

not yet anyway

back in mortal combat with the great enemy! howabout you?

So I gotta know, do you do mechanics for a living?

Fuck oooooooff crackpony

That's it, I'll be on Steam.

If I don't come back the reason is likely because I exploded due to a fucking energy related incident. We're trying to control this shit and it's not looking good kek

YOU WILL BE IN HELL WHERE YOU BELONG! I BANISH THEE!

no, it's just a hobby. i fix computers for a living.


i'm trying to figure out the spacing for the tailgate lettering on my truck.

please be safe, Skitters!


tomorrow, or else!

sounds interesting, how's that work?

Guess those guys didn't like that, State troopers are party poopers.


Dear leader, how are you doing?

Was an average day like in the life of Smokey?

Now I blocked Az.
Why the fuck do they always multiply? This is why we need another Holocaust.

pretty okay. i changed out my truck's pcv valve today.


i' still trying to figure it out. the bed is 54" 1/2 inches. the letters are 1" 3/4 inches each. there are 9 letters in "chevrolet".

You surely know what grim fate awaits you. Why delay the inevitable? Wear a diaper and hang yourself. Its the only way to be free

Air not getting through the block?

it's an odd feeling to check thread and see "yourself" there


because with the way you react you may as well have plastered a big billboard on your head saying DONT PRESS THIS TRIGGER BUTTON, of course people are going to

i usually have calls scheduled where i go fix something or set something new up. then i sit in traffic for a long time until i'm back home, then i work on my cars until it gets dark. then i come here.

because that was hilarious
calm your tits with me yo plz

👌

Not too bad, not too bad at all

smuglord does not understand the concept of calm. he is a mindless lolcow and nothing more.


i dont just press the trigger, i spin the fucking cylinder and click it 6 times.


awww… you didnt decide to go with "truck"?

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Yeah, did ya drew that?

you should post this one when Smug comes around

No… I could draw one myself, though.

i have no idea. the engine code it gave me last week suggested this might be the problem. it's the cheapest part anyway. and the old one was nasty.

i don't think it's enough letters in the word to fill out the bed.

well heck

i added him on steam with this as profile pic

bahahahaha! you are now a hero of bread, Azu, your actions in the anti-smuglord campaign will not be soon forgotten

Do it figget.


The block will be able to breath again at least.

As for the letters, look up tailgates of your truck and compare.

i might just leave the lettering off. if i can't figure out this math.

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im good at torturing smug, not so good at math,


ey ey!

Well nothing exciting happened. Some guys farther up north finally got word of what was happening here and shut off a machine we were concerned about, I had to escort a shitload of emergency vehicles because they aren't familiar with the terrain, luckily some of my guys showed up quicker and helped contained a fucking huge gas valve assembly we were concerned about before anything happened. Now I smell like gas and burned grass.

what should I do or say in front of 30 or so emergency responders and a lot of civilians now that I have the chance?

tell them theres a weird dude named Smug running around who keeps talking about diapers, and they should be alert if he shows up!

Whip ya dick out.

I'm fairly surprised to see the FD coordinator is a fat 4ft gnome sporting flipflops and a white t just just yelling at everyone

I assume your silence is because youve left to go to the store, and not because you are continuing to disobey me.


really glad youre ok though Skitters *hug*

Keemstar?

by satellite do you mean telling them about another rabid tadpole attack?

toplel

TOPKEK

So… are you going to pick up your balls and behave like a man?
tell me how did you ended up here?
Why is that that you hate Diaper ponies.

Smug cant talk anymore, I sent him back to diaper hell. Glad to see you though!

*big kissu*
I'm home~

I fear you are correct.

he might be having another diaper spastic attack.

I just wanted to talk to him a little bit more.


Thank you.
how long was your nap today?

Rubbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Reece wont buy diapers like he said he would, hes bein a brat and needs punished

second best twilight poster!

dont let him poison your mind. he exists only to spread evil and corruption which can only be contained via a diaper. that is why he recoils from diaper ponies.


youre welcome. i barely got any sleep but im hoping tonight will be better

i saved some of these!

here's a thing
imgur.com/gallery/sn3XD

Yeah, what's up with your TL;DR shit?

i'm almost sure it wasn't what was causing the engine to give that code. my luck just isn't good enough that a $6 part will be the fix. probably going to have to change the EGR too.


well, stick with what you know.

What's the code?

Now
I have even more interest in him.

Damn, because you said you were going to take a nap, I did the same but ended up sleeping for 4 hours…
I'm going to be up all night…

i think with a volatile fire like that the safe thing to do is to clear the area and stay back. they didnt know what was there the way you did.


i had some amazing irish food today. i ate like 5 different kinds of sausage! did you get anything tasty to eat lately?

i don't remember offhand. something about the engine idle being off.

Uhmmm…
For talking to Smuglord?
I find his character extremely intriguing.
or did you meant something else?

i made a nice plate of spaghetti earlier, but a roach ran into it. so i gave it to the dog. the spaghetti, not the roach.

do not allow him to taint your mind! he is a corruptor of souls! he might cause you to watch Autism Universe and then you would be lost to us.


awww well at least youre well rested, thats kinda nice. *petpets*


damn, thats some shit. you gotta put down traps bro!@

dude gas your house, why do you have roaches just running around lol

Oh god my sides

because it's the south.
the actual south, not the desert south you live in.
roaches abound.


meh. it's easier to just bash them.

it was huge. i looked over and it was just standing there. then it tried to move, but it slipped in spaghetti sauce.

i ended up clubbing it to death with an old CD-ROM drive.

this shit right here tbh fam. as soon as roaches start stealing your pasta its time to use chemical weapons.


that aint no excuse. control yo shit, nigga

I have a bunch of spiders in my room. I don't know where they come from and I'm always killing them

This looks like a desert to you?

Reece will need to be awarded.


I post a lot of different ponies, Azzy :3


Solo runs are pretty cool.

you can literally see my ranch from that picture

Does the engine sound rough?


I mean in general.

i don't use poison because it could hurt my animals.

neat.

kek


absolutely this

Hey you, what'chu doing?

no, it idles nice and smooth.
strange problem actually since it should be running rough with that code.


looks like a place where there would be more scorpions than roaches.

Yeah, my truck skipped a tooth on the timing chain and, luckily, didn't bent my valves.

Check the oil pressure, that's what went on my truck last time.

Don't worry I have a string will it's not easy to get into my head.
unless some one makes me horny.


That wont happen, I have been bombarded to watch that show, but meh too much SJW values in the show for my taste.

the only ones that would miss me would be you and Raptor, maybe Ruby and Reece I dunno, but Skitty would be celebrating by getting drunk and talking to his boyfriend.


I will bite your hand if you try to pet me again.

no, he will be spanked. im gunna make him buy a pacifier now too just to teach him a lesson.


a bug fogger will disipate, and poison can be put only where roaches can get it.


oh good now i get to do a captcha! *pets and pats your rump* ready for spankin?

used to happen on 4chan too.


motherfucker attacked me. i've never had one charge me like that. it was an all out fight.

Hmm.. there are roaches, I know because I've been to friends places where they are less than tidy and leave crumbs of stuff around and it causes the roaches to populate in their house and they hardly bother to kill them aside from the ones they actually see, so they have them around. I don't have them because I go out of my way to make sure they don't come in here. There are scorpions but I think their presence is seasonal, they only appear every other month and then stop showing up.

What I do have a problem with are spiders, I have many of them in the house somehow. I don't even know what they feed on, there doesn't seem to be many flies here but they must be eating something… I kill them all the time but a new bigger and meaner spider takes jtheir place each time

it can also cause your house to burn down.

what you might think of as a roach might be different from what i have here in georgia. we get these big roaches that are an inch long or more. they live outside except for the ones who decide to come in. i think i've seen maybe two get in here in all the years i've lived here.

i like spiders. not the poisonous ones though.

*blocks u*

just being me.

I like you very much


b-be gentle

clean up, put caulk and sealant around cracks, and bomb/trap the place. roaches aint normal anywhere. if you were a restaurant the health department would shut you down.


i live in virginia, which is technically the south. i aint got no roaches.

Wait, ain't ya moving to Missouri?

my neighbors are fighting again.

i'm telling you. i've lived in this subtropical hell my whole life. your state has nothing on mine, it's basically a swamp here. i'm from south carolina, we had so many of them we had to give them a cutesy name to keep the tourists from freaking out.

You wanna do something? Because I'm going to be bored after I get my dinner… whatever it is I'm eating for dinner.

these fucking sirens are going to leave me def

haha. he's going to freak out.

I just thought I'd point out I am currently sitting in my truck watching a house burn down with a huge smile on my face. House happens to be a guy who tried shooting me a few times 10 years ago and ended up ruining a Lincoln. Now his house is on fire FUCKING TOP KEK get rekt nigger

Lincoln i was in*

Dear leader, you missed my post

why the hell was he shooting at you?

the oil pressure had been low at idle but fine at speed. probably the fail state of the pcv.

the good thing about the s10 is many parts have fail states that they go into where you can still limp the vehicle home, as opposed to being stranded.

cmon rose i've already fapped

I haven't.

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*spank spank spank* bad Reecey! get your diapers on!


yeah but you can keep the population under control. at least throw down some roach traps or something.


you waited a decade and now you'll finally have revenge!

Tldr he hates me and I mean really really hates me. Angry old man who dislikes my family, me and a friend were on the fence line shooting at some rabbits on his side when he came out of nowhere and started shooting at my car, he hit it at least 10 times while we hid in the bushes, then tried shooting me again when I jumped in and floored it. I didn't even call the cops on them because I was in the wrong too..

oh ohk

yeah, pretty sure that's hella illegal.


that picture. what kind of pokemon do you think twilight would use?

rapidash and venasaur both with solar beam

I think she would build a team with all the super powerful pokemon.

they don't make traps big enough for these.
you're probably thinking of those little tiny waterbugs. for these you would need a shotgun.

haha good luck with that then. hhope they dont steal anymore pasta!

what you wanna do?


will you give me a kinder egg if I do?

that sounds generic..
clearly 6 lvl 100 dittos is the way to go

Rapidash is a better physical than special attacker, and not really suitable for the sunny beam strat.

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you if you have anything you'd like to do together.

your reward will be that i dont punish you more. the time for bribes is long past. naughty boy!

I just fill my party full of pokemon of one specific type. like grass.

it's pretty fun trying to get by on only one type.

you would know, having played an emulated version just last week

youtube.com/watch?v=lmsIwD8GAq8

I've been playing pokemon off and on for the past several weeks. Today I evolved a few 'mons in Omega Ruby and caught a Giratina.

hmmm, I was about to take a bath. I'll still be using my laptop while I'm in it though sooo


awwww

Go take your bath. Then maybe we can watch something?

Can't repeat the same on Pearl though.

yeah but I don't think I was shoot someone for it tier, fucking lunatic old dude glad their shit burnt down

if you dop as youre told i'll get you a kinderegg. for now i should go to bed and Ruby's right, you need a bath.

flight cancellation insurance is a real fucking thing

the fuck

why do I need this shit

nah that's fucked.
did he have a bigger gun than you? did it make you feel self-conscious?

goodnight pony friends!

sleep smug

sleep tight.

have a good one azuazuazuuuzu


gnight you dash abusing monster

he used a .22 LR and was shooting from pretty far away on his side, I don't think he was really trying to hit us. I'm not sure how something like that would make you feel self-conscious..

nighty night blew

gonna bathe now methinks.

someone make bread more exciting so I have something to watch while I'm in da bath

Reminder

sorry, talking to you is just about the only thing keeping me entertained right now.


thanks I forgot.

You get drunk for our amusement.
or some one bring back the Smuglord.
Brad is killing me of boredom.

youtube.com/watch?v=K6Y5RVDfgbw

BOOORING.

VAPE NAYSH

umm skitty what?

So what happens if we dress Rose up like a cat?

VAPE

NAYSH
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YALL

I found a pair of cat ears not too long ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=kzVdLHijSz4

lol. I want a webm of this. one sec.

Do you look good in them?

that user I keep begging for attention seems to think so.

cute

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speak of the devil.
cute and good looking aren't mutually exclusive.


haha. less doggos to worry about. cat master species.

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I fucking hate my douchebags cats.

aaaaah……..

I wish I had the audio version of this.

Excellent. Then you will have no problem performing your role as Holla Forumsread's pet cat.


This video is creepy.

Guys, please come to /gtpone/, we'd love to have you.

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mail them to me.


no. I want out.

But… you're our kitty cat. Who else would be our kitty cat but you?

god damn how many pony boards do we need?


kitty?

katty

How about no…


Saved.

Nope.

You shady niggas are into some gay satanic cult.

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I would NEVER sacrifice a cat. the little assholes mean too much to me.

Why is that?

cats have become part of me. I've always loved cats.

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how many cats do you have? and since when you started keeping cats?

Stupid watermark…

just one. steve is his name. my family has always had at least one cat. we had to leave a couple behind because we move so often.

Kitty posts as user 90% of the time and posts less regularly.

uhuh.
either way, I want out!

That's a cute name for a cat.
is it neutered?
how old is Steve?
why do you have to move often?
what do you do for a living?

T_T

say no more friend

he is
he is two years old as of febuary
my mom is a tramp, and refused to let me live with my father.
I wash dishes.


… now I wwant back in.

Oh wow very much appreciated.

a Tramp?

Oh my, that sounds bleak.

how old are you?

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*gives you pets and treats*

I am looking for a place of my own, but I need a roomie. it will be impossible to get one without strings attached though.

I am 20.

youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI

Welcome to the past

*refuses treats*

yesssssss my sound system is conveniently not working

Not my cup of tea.
But thank you.

are you in college?

You are still very young.

do you have any talent?
if I'm not mistaking you are a draw fag isn't it?

I remember this shit. I just want to learn how to delete system 32 and this shit is blaring in my headphones.

*unregistered hypercam 2* xD

3evil?

casual draw fag.
I am not in college, but I would like to go. I want to be a psychiatrist.

it's actually good but the fact millions of people using unregistered hypercam 2 and with white text on blue backgrounds really makes you hate it

u can b my psychiatrist

Even if they have bacon in them?

I am horrible at it currently.

I have bacon grease up to my arm pits every day I work. I'm starting to hate the smell of it.

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you a cook? chef?

Oh wow, that sucks.

Oi le kek

keklehue

I wash dishes. but they have me come and help them prep for dinner if they're short. if I do it long enough they might have me help them cook.


it does. I have to wash my entire arms every time I dip my hands in the sink.

I feel as though you deserve to be doing something better than that. I thought you once said you were a model or something.

oh, sorry. I think that was one of the things I said to fuck with someone. I'm not a model.

Isnt that feeling for most

Oh, well I don't spend too much time thinking on what people say here and just accept whatever I read as fact.

Except when I declare things.

I eat muffins with ants in them

I'm not actually a cat, or a flower by the way.

don't worry, skitty, I'm the same way.

You are the one exception to that.


PROTEIN STACK


Got it.

knock knock discar-dio

I will chalk it up to love.

I have starbucks vanilla coffee.

jelly?

Slightly.

whats that supposed to mean

I am kinda jelly.

Being your one exception makes me feel special.

tdcj.state.tx.us/death_row/dr_executed_offenders.html

I'm reading each and everyone one of these "last statements" and I can't help but notice a lot of people find allah and god at death row.

I also kind of noticed the majority of black people on it seem to plead innocence. There must be quite a lot of injustice in the black community.

I've never been a fan of Starbucks. Pretty much any local coffee shop where I live has better shit and a better variety of beverages.

MY SIDES!

I sawed off the top half of my laptop with a hacksaw!

why?

ok, I take it back

Because the screen was broken!

I get the bottle of it from the store, I was parked outside the stop n go for about an hour in the AC just fucking around and posting here.

There's no starbucks in my town or the 3 nearest cities and the closest starbucks is about 70 miles away.

oh… good idea then.

Much too late to retract your statement.

Buuuuuut I no longer have wifi now. Turns out that's also where they put the wifi antenna.

Gayyyyys

I did not know that.


where?

youtube.com/watch?v=n8wxPVm6yD0

what should I get at the store?

I feel like just driving around and not really going anywhere… I should do another road trip for fun

*holds up mirror*

Just some friendly advice if you ever have to do the same.

Lemons, firecrackers, a hosepipe, slow burning matches, 5 ghost chillies and some cotton wool.

he threw his cat. down thumbed.


yourself?
you're coming out then, good.


why would I have to?

w-what for?

One day skittish will care for me in a completely platonic way..

/Slap

I dunno!.
Reasons.

Oh, duct tape as well

In case your laptop screen stops working for whatever reason.

yeah that dude is an asshole also very reckless, notice how he threw a hammer… he could have seriously injured his friend…

skye why?!

I like it when you cry

what are you using to make these webm's so quickly?

I do. but I'm not about to saw the screen in half.


yeah. and his cat. very rude dude.


you sound like my ex.


flash video downloader. it lets you download them as webms too.

;~;
/Hug

Duh, you want to saw it completely off.

no need for comfort. I can dig it.


or that.

/Soothe

dogs>cats

Dubs are good but why not both?

what if I already do?

because cats are faggot tier pets

I will cut your distal phalangess off.


you're looking to cause shit aren't you?

But why!

Stop being wrong, Justin.

Oh hey, Skye's here.

Skye, how is life?

hit me again.

Cats will never follow you around and be your pal when shit is hitting the fan tbqh fam they just don't give a shit about u

/Slap

Finefine.
About to start work.
Writing up process/procedures for following an enquiry through to completion at work, with attached documents and in depth explanations on how to fill them in/keep records.
Boring shit tbh

STOP FUCKING DOING THAT YOU NIGGER

Doing what? Why are you yelling at me?

why would I want a horrible mouth breathing mongrel tailing me like a retard all day?


oh yes~

Just calm down please there's no need to do your head in

Stop enjoying it you pervert

SCIENCE FACT: WHEN I'M OUT OUTSIDE DOING SOMETHING MY DOG IS THERE CARING; WHILE YOU'RE OUTSIDE DOING SOMETHING YOUR CAT IS AT HOME RUBBING ITS BUTHOLE ON EVERY SURFACE OF YOUR HOUSE AND KITCHEN UTENSILS

I quite enjoy cat butthole, so that is not a problem.

wow that was a looongg soak in da tub

why wouldn't youwant a horrible mouth breathing mongrel tailing me like a retard all day?

Sounds like boring office work.

You were in that tub for over an hour. Have you turned into a giant prune?

why did you add two spaces like that?

I really need an answer to this or I wont be able to sleep at night

look in my closet, in the shoebox, you will find a riding crop. use it on me~


i'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY CAT DOES NOT RUB HIS ASS ON EVERYTHING! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU LIKE A DOG HUMPING YOUR LEG WHEN HE WANTS TO!?


LMAO!


I am an independent black woman. and I don't need no retard to make me happy.

this dood

NEW THREAD

I work in a relatively uninteresting office~

Rose no