The Manly Test

Let's just see how manly you are. The rules is as follows, answer as honestly as you can. Add +5 points for each correct answer. Subtract -5 points for each incorrect answer. The one with the most points can consider themselves a man. Here we go….

Rap = -5
Pop = -5
R&B = -5
Country = -5
Metal = +5
Punk = +5
Emo = -5
Dubstep = -5
Alternative Rock = +5
Grunge = +5


Horror = +5
Action = +5
Adventure = +5
Drama = -5
Romance = -5
Comedy = +5
Sci-Fi = +5
Reality TV = -5


DC Comics = +5
Disney/Marvel = -5
Fox/Marvel = +5
Sony/Marvel = -5
Archie = -5
Image = +5
Dark Horse = +5


Action = +5
Adventure = +5
Shooters(both first person and light gun) = +5
Survival Horror = +5
RPG = -5
Fighting = +5
Dancing = -5
Karaoke = -5

did you type this all out?

Most probably exported from his Excel spreadsheet

Manly enough masterrace checking in

none of that cancer

why isn't anime on the list?

I don't read comics I read manga you fucking nerd.

Finally a question that makes sense.
Action = +5
Adventure = +5
Shooters(both first person and light gun) = +5
Survival Horror = +5
RPG = -5
Fighting = +5

So since I got 20 on videogames I add that to my manliness and that makes me 120% manly.

Good thread OP.

When I became a man I put away childish things… like the need to prove my manhood.

Yes.


I have no idea on how to use that.


Congrats.


Anime and Manga never entered my mind to be honest. But each one is a +5 for sure.


I'm guessing you had a low score?

What does mere consumption have to do with manliness?

The scoring system is retarded. You either add or subtract with 5 for everything you like, yet the result list is like
It's impossible to have points between 80 and 84. The only points possible to have are 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80, 85, 90.

You faggot.

Consumption?


LOL Triggered.

checked

Passive consumption of media?

I'm happy with the outcome

Ah. Well it tells a lot about the individual. For example if a man prefers watching DC movies, it shows he likes watching superhero movies that are aimed towards adults. If a man likes a MCU Marvel movie, it shows he likes watching movies aimed towards children. It's unlikely for Disney to release a R-Rated Captain America Civil War movie on Blu-Ray anytime soon. Batman V Superman on the other…an R rated version had already released. The only Marvel film that got a R rating was Deadpool, but that's under Fox, which is why it gets a +5. A man who likes kiddie movies over adult movies, isn't truly a man.

Now as for music, again it tells a lot about a man. If he likes listening to wussified music such as Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, Usher, *Nsync, Wiz Khalifa, Drake, Lil Wayne, it shows he's soft. A real man listens to bands that actually play instruments and that their music isn't exclusively making love songs towards a female audience.

As for video games, if a man is playing Dance Dance Revolution or Final Fantasy 7, he really isn't a man. That shit is soft.


Awesome.

I'm a billionaire with a yuge cock that triggers beta faggots ….I WIN

Nothing huge about Trump's cock. But I see it triggers Trump supporters when this pic pops up.

Wow this doesn't seem biased at all
Nope not one bit of projection or anything of the sort

Kinda agree but for the music I dont see how being a faggot hipster makes you manly

Am I still a man if I have one testicle?

Hipster? I'm no hipster. Those Skrillex looking mother fuckers are the worst.


Sure.

This is some tasty b8

Gay ass music taste fag

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DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN

15 because I don't read comic & I dont play vidoe game kids

It's more like goy test

I've actually scored zero.
Everything I like isn't listed. I guess that means we can't be friends OP.

You act like he is a family member or a representation of you. Chill out virgin.


True.


Oh well.

no idea how to use excel

fuck you

Stopped counting right there. Your test is bullshit.

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faggot inbound

triggered
I pretty much don't like anything you listed

Dubstep -5
Adventure + 5
Fox/Marvel + 5
Shooters +5
Fighting +5

15?

LOL It's not my fault my brain works better than yours. I just happen to use my intellect without the need of using excel. Besides, it's not that complicated to do, unless you're a dumb ass who doesn't know how to use math.

Except…
1) Men prefer reading comics over books filled with text.
2) Lots and lots of violence in comics. There's even nudity, sex and adult language. Lobo is definitely the manliest comic. Well at least before his new 52 make-over.
3) My guess is you were only exposed to Marvel comics as a kid, therefore you were limited to certain family friendly characters sold at newsstands such as Spider-man, Captain America and Fantastic Four.
4) Which reminds me, even the Superboy comics in the 90's had some adult situations thrown in, such as sex and nudity(censored or off panel of course). DC was definitely having their own version of the WWE Attitude Era back in the 80's/90's to compete against Marvel.
5) Lady Death, another comic aimed towards adults.
6) What man in this day and age don't play video games or watch comedy? I'm sure every man loves to play Dead Or Alive to see bouncing titties or watch a comedy classic like Ace Ventura Pet Detective.


LOL They act like it's important to defend his penis, than to defend his policies.


Excellent.


Yup, that's the score.

but I like every type man :( …just not everything from each type

Fair enough.

DC Comics = -5
Disney/Marvel = -5
Fox/Marvel = -5
Sony/Marvel = -5
Archie = -5
Image = -5
Dark Horse = -5

fixed that for you

you must be the biggest bitch irl if you think these characteristics are what the majority of people would associate with "manly"

keep wishing beta fag

OP BTFO.

Also lrn2 classical you tasteless jew.

sure mate liking cancer makes you a man


WTF is an adventure movie havent heard of that genre

fuck off Holla Forums no one likes you

wat

how about you stop sucking dick you candy ass nigger and think of some better b8 m8
i r8 8/8

You're thinking of small children and some teenagers.
Again, "teenager" does not equate to "manly."
My guess is that you didn't read any actual fucking books as a kid.
I don't give a shit
AIMED TOWARD TEENAGERS
The manly ones, you fat beta idiot.

this lol this thread has to be b8./ we've all ben rused

Manly: Living your life however the hell you want and not giving a crap what anyone else thinks.

Being this triggered. LOL


Indiana Jones is an adventure movie.

Basement dwelling virgin detected. Test should have questions like this:

Micro-penis sized Trump supporter/PC Master Race Faggot detected.

lol absolutely no plausible rebuttal "zomg i was just being retarded guize, le triggered hehe"

What? Were you expect me to call you a faggot or a retard? LOL That would only make me appear pissed off. I piss people off, not the other way around.

low-energy bait tbh

By the way, I'm looking for a big black buck to fuck my wife. Alpha cucks represent.

It's a good thing I post as "Anonymous" and not "OP", being that I am the original creator of this thread. Nice try troll. You must of had your wife stolen by a black guy.

Your reasoning is based on binary norms that are taught to children. A real man does whatever the fuck he wants, even if it's wearing a skirt and heels to the bar.

Kill yourself.

are you autistic?

also

Oh, it's this meme again

Fixed

Skirt and heels? That's not a man. That's a Transwoman.


I see that Trump portrait angers you. LOL You act like Trump is your father or something. Take your own advice and kill yourself.


Country music is weak, fool.


Nope. Trump having a micro penis is nothing to get upset about. I don't know why you feel the need to photoshop him with a larger penis. Are you that damn insecure about his penis size?

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Have you ever been so mad that you post a liberals painting over and over claiming everyone else is mad?

go back to cuckchan, freech, or wherever you came from

I think you're the only one mad here, micro-dick!!! LOL

P.S. Even South Park points out that angry people have micro penises. Trump and his supporters are angry all the time.

this is fuckin gay

That's nice cuck.

How are those Hillery numbers again? Low? Gee I wonder why.

The sad part is that I know we've had this thread before. Some dumb fag coming here and thinking "boy this'll sure make the Holla Forums people mad XD". most likely angry pedos, Holla Forums or some redditor.

read
then visit
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>Holla Forums
then
>>>/suicide/

About as gay as Trump supporters posting photoshopped pics of Trump with a bigger penis.


Except…
1) I'm not a cuck.
2) I don't support Hillary.

But it's nice to see you're this angry over the micro-penis Trump pic.


Neither. I'm just some troll, making Trump supporters angry. ;)


Nah. I rather keep pissing off Trump supporters with the truth. Have a nice day moron.

Wew

It's almost like he's subconsciously desiring The D's D.

you're obvious mentally stunted and a manchild. I suggest killing yourself.

being this obsessed with Trump to the point where you call yourself a "troll" and talk about his dick all the time is not only gay but sad

go watch people fuck your girlfriend somemore

Except…


Nope. But you Trump supporters sure like to photoshop his penis with a bigger one.


Nope. But I can see this post triggers you. Take your own advice on committing suicide.


Nope. The fact that you guys keep getting pissed off about Trump's micro-penis pic and posting a photoshopped one with a bigger one makes you hella gay…and sad for getting this defensive about his penis size. LOL


Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend. But I am banging someone's wife. ;)

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This isn't even suppressed homosexuality, this is just outright homolust for Trump's dick.

Wrong again. The only one lusting for his dick is you guys, since you Trump supporters love to take your time photoshopping that portrait with a bigger penis.

why are you so obsessed with Trump's dick?

dubs get for trump, well done brother.

well shit, looks like i fall under the "not nearly as manly" category

but i have to ask, you gave fox/marvel a positive score despite having the shittiest marvel movies, and gave sony (this one i can understand) and disney negative points despite having better movies

also, who the fuck still reads archie comics? and why would you give them negative scoring, the crossovers are excellent.


so a manly man isn't allowed to like system shock 2? that's stupid, if you had put indie in there with a negative score and given rpg a positive score, it would balance out better.


waste of trips

u pathetic loser haf shit taste

also leftypol - freech fuck off

this test is flawed no man play videogames and you know it

You've posted the same picture of Trump in this thread 5 times, one user, shipped it once but you keep repeating ad nausea that we care so much? Take a looking the mirror fam, your insecure cuckoldry is pretty pathetic.

lol

Does it count if I like REAL dubstep and not brostep?

Another pathetic loser making a bait thread. Sad!

No you faggot, I didn't take my score.

Music: 10
Movies/TV: 20
Comics: 0? (I don't read comics at all)

Wait a minute… comic books as a factor for manliness?

Never mind.

I just detailed my girlfriend's truck. I award myself 100 points.

This thread is still going? LOL I had to step away because of work and spending time with my girlfriend. I guess some people took this thread way too seriously…LOL


It's okay not to count comics. Detailing your girlfriend's truck does give you the bonus 100 points. Cheers.

None of those things have anything to do with being manly or not. You may as well have thrown in categories like shopping locations, hair styles, and fashion tastes.

Manly is:


Who gives a fuck if you like Alt rock or Country. Is this high school? Go outside you little faggot.

Ayy

+5
+5
+100
= 20 (because maximum)

+ 100
= 25

+ 100
= 20

+ 100
= 25

Score: off the charts, adjusted for sissy normie charts: maximum manliness.

Making an adjustment to my score:
-100
Still off the charts, though.