Sometimes i think of starting a small village with some people

What would be the core tenets of your cult?

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"a village full of pedophiles has been arrested after a couple of hikers reported screams"

closed off and small…

We're gonna have to make sure this island is far from any civilizations.

no banks = no jews

never said anything about any island.
we could just camp out in some undeveloped country.
not everything has turned into cement (yet).

And thus Holla Forums island was formed

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You have to boil the water to truly make it safe, dirt is the least of your worries when it comes to drinking water.