I don't give a fuck

I'm lactose intolerant and I just drank a big glass of chocolate milk

tell me how much of a bad boy I am

those are some naughty doubles

I'll let your colon do the talking, mutant.
checked

verbally abuse me please

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It's just a commercial illness.

Have fun being bloated

That's bullshit. Don't be a pussy. Keep drinking milk and you will build up a tolerance for it.

reported for hate crime against cows.

if you're not a suckling infant, you're not supposed to drink milk.

let alone milk of another species.

honestly, who was the first guy who did that? "hey crunk, you see that big, four-legged animal over there? i'm going to pull on the dangling things in its crotch and then drink the white stuff that comes out"

you drink milk because of gay zoophilic cavemen.

I'd hate to be your boyfriend tonight

shitty dick is the worst

Who the fuck even likes milk

Drink boymilk instead, win/win situation.

I do, got a problem faggot?

You're either a nigger or took then. Confirmed.
White people are the least lactose intolerant.
Unless you're a beta faggot.

nice thred

Did you shit your brains out yet OP?

YES

o shit waddup

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Kill yourself nignog

I bet you prefer drinking semen

I drink a gallon of milk a day.
It's great

Such a naughty boy. You need a spanking.

me 2

its liquid energy amirite

that's 2-2,5k calories. no wonder you can't breath

1 liter of milk and 35g maple syrup make sweet sips for the whole day.

Milk is awesome!

Get that bovine glandular secretion in ya user!

>>>/reddit/

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How old are you?

yum

i drink milk because it helped my ancestors survive winters when the hunting was lean
also helped them retain larger brains and orally transmit information without carrying around heavy. external, and easily degraded information materials