Seriously, when was the last time you put fucked something that wasn't your hand?

Feb 2014. A hooker.
I've had two one-nighters this year with random girls I picked up in bars. Had to use a condom though so none of the above count imo. Totally ruins sex. So without those 3 above, the last time was 2009 ._.

...

like a few hours ago

I fucked my bedsheets sometimes, kind of. Does that count?

About nine months ago.

Was a 19y/o virgin. She was stupidly tight and pretty cute.

My hand's better.

1 year ago, had a twenty year old lifetime Christian cult escapee I met on tinder come down from WV. Hottest white girl I've ever fucked. We smoked weed drank jack did lines of Adderall and fucked all night. It was pretty great tbqh fam-pais

Same since she takes the pill

Normie's get out

I put my dick in a vacuum does that count?

When I was 19, about 12 years ago. I was a filthy normalfaggot when I was a teenager but thankfully I became a reclusive autist by the time I was 20 and then found 4chan.

Like 2 weeks ago

This is porn from 2005.

4 mouth ago, I fucked my first woman.
She was 19, shorter than me and bigger…

Now I don't even enjoy fapping…

Two weeks ago with my girlfriend.

How? Unless your penis is totally unfeeling, they do not ruin it. I've been using trojan and the bareskin trojan. What do you use?

you dun goofed man, you'd be a wizard now.
Absolutely pathetic

9 months ago :'(

you are even more pathetic now, since you can never become a wizard because of your sins.

Does my fingers in my ass cout

about 2 weeks ago
came in her pussy without a condom, felt good man

get rid of that ' you idiot

forever T_T

22 and still a virgin thank god.

I'm 21 virgin Egyptian ex-muslim
Sex before marriage is illegal
If our parent found out that we hade sex without marriage they maybe kill us or at least i will run away and i will never see them again

More than two years ago

I fucked my loli onahole yesterday.

i own a fleshlight so like a few days ago

k

last night