Doorbell rings

2 fat jehovah witnesses
close door

same
i fucking hate that shit

those fucks never come too my house.

I heard if you tell them you used to be one of them but left they put you on a blacklist.

or they'll keep bothering you too come back.

No their religion forbids them from talking to you if you leave so they put you on a blacklist.

thanks for the info

Why run, attic dweller? Were you expecting a pizza?
Also, you missed an opportunity to usefully empty your piss bottles. It may have added meaning to their lies and your life.

Former Jehovas witness here, not true at all. They are more likely to strike up a convo about coming back into the fold.

Was I thinking of mormons then?

I think its probably a good idea to continue telling them I'm a satanist then.

why swap that for this?

dubs

No, they also are more likely to show up if they know you used to be one. I'm ex and I still have the addresses and personal information of like every mormon and exmo in town in this app that doesn't look as creeepy as it actually is.

No, they also are more likely to show up if they know you used to be one.

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Again? What did the cops want the first visit?

And a "no solicitation" sign and a request they do not come back on your property usually works. If they do you can call the cops on them for trespassing.

Do tell.

This reminds me of the last time I got a knock at the front door.

You deserve to be a virgin

I fucking lolled, OP

They won't ever come back.

Simply draw a swastika on your forehead, then pull the door open suddenly and scream "WHAT?!?"

dubs
why bother? just scream allah ackbar and go back to your normal business.

STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE