2 fat jehovah witnesses close door

Jason Nelson
Jason Nelson

doorbell rings
scramble to put on pants
run down stairs
see 2 large shadowy figures
could be cops
oh no not again
open door
2 fat jehovah witnesses
close door

Brayden Jenkins
Brayden Jenkins

same
i fucking hate that shit

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

those fucks never come too my house.

Kayden Lopez
Kayden Lopez

I heard if you tell them you used to be one of them but left they put you on a blacklist.

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

or they'll keep bothering you too come back.

Daniel Johnson
Daniel Johnson

No their religion forbids them from talking to you if you leave so they put you on a blacklist.

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

thanks for the info

Justin White
Justin White

run down stairs
Why run, attic dweller? Were you expecting a pizza?
Also, you missed an opportunity to usefully empty your piss bottles. It may have added meaning to their lies and your life.

Jose Wilson
Jose Wilson

Former Jehovas witness here, not true at all. They are more likely to strike up a convo about coming back into the fold.

Angel James
Angel James

Was I thinking of mormons then?

Dylan Cook
Dylan Cook

I think its probably a good idea to continue telling them I'm a satanist then.

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

Former Jehovas witness here
why swap that for this?

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

dubs

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

No, they also are more likely to show up if they know you used to be one. I'm ex and I still have the addresses and personal information of like every mormon and exmo in town in this app that doesn't look as creeepy as it actually is.

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

No, they also are more likely to show up if they know you used to be one.

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

could be cops
oh no not again

Again? What did the cops want the first visit?

And a "no solicitation" sign and a request they do not come back on your property usually works. If they do you can call the cops on them for trespassing.

John Lewis
John Lewis

oh no, not again
Do tell.

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

This reminds me of the last time I got a knock at the front door.
Open it to find not one, but two cute, early-twenties women.
"Yes?" I said with a smile.
"Hi! We're with the Church of…"
"No thank you." My smile faded as I closed and locked the door.

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

implying Christian women aren't the sluttiest

You deserve to be a virgin

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

2016
Actually answering your door.
I fucking lolled, OP

Chase Cox
Chase Cox

not greeting them at the door with a shotgun filled with Rhodesian jungle load 12ga shells

They won't ever come back.

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

Simply draw a swastika on your forehead, then pull the door open suddenly and scream "WHAT?!?"

Asher Cook
Asher Cook

dubs
why bother? just scream allah ackbar and go back to your normal business.

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

hear knocking on door
stupid dog going insane
put headphones on
turn music up
open Holla Forums
maybeitwillgoaway
someone else lets them inside
someones friends
they immediately walk towards where I'm sitting
have to close Holla Forums
open some game and pretend I was playing it

STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE

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