Reasons to Not Kill Yourself

I might fuck up and just maim myself.

Because my living makes the world a slightly worse place

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I haven't finished watching M*A*S*H yet.

Because I might get laid

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family, pussy, mountains, the sea and the will to retain my dignity in the face of modern life.

You'd have to have a wash and go outside, user.
It's just not worth your while.

I get laid every weekend so if I kill myself I don't get laid anymore

If I were you and I'm not, I'd kill myself for that obvious lie. Just lurk, ffs.

vaginas feel nice
vaginas smell nice
vaginas taste nice
being alive is fun
vaginas are fun

The RWDS are going to be forming soon

I like existing.
I never hurt nobody.
I don't want to go to hell.
I also don't want to go to heavan.
There's nothing after death.
I spent long enough time not existing and it's fucking overrated in my humble opinion.
I don't want my bullies to feel the twitch in their cocks when they hear the news.
My parents would cry.
My heart does me good to go on beating and keep me alive, why should I betray ?
If I killed myself then your thread would be misseng a reply. My post is unique noonelse could have composed it.

Ostensible importance of life.

I'm waiting to see The Donald: Make America Great Again

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I'm waiting for the McRib to make its triumphant return.

i'd die.

There is no reason not to kill yourself. Spare yourself the pain! With death all your deeply felt sorrow and suffering ends!

This ;'(

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I wasn't expecting this feel

stop being so edgy you fags. anyone who's alive is not suicidal.

There are no reasons to kill yourself.
There are no reasons to not kill yourself.

There are no reasons. Nothing matters.

Upcoming DLC for Warhammer Total war.

Sex.

Some good books.

1080Ti.

Drink and drug fueled straight and/or gay sex parties.

Being able to be part of the upcoming jihad/crusade.

The new Blob film.

Drugs.

Turning your life around and becoming awesome in some way even it's a beta way like drawing, painting, video gaming, youtuber, gerbil breeding etc.

Night vision goggles.

Magnesium.

Alcoholism.

Growing and maintaining a beard.

Magic Mushroom/LSD experiences.

Trump.

Steak.

Jesus.

The continued rise of the right wing political parties across the entire of Europe.

Lottery tickets.

The Witcher 3.

Finding role models that were nothing before the age of 40.

Testing new cheeses.

Trying new types of Gin.

Roast Lamb.

Pets.

Pepper Sauce.

Prepping.

Revenge.

Love.

Hate.

Medical experiment volunteer.

Sex change.

And that's just off the top of my head in about 20 seconds.

poutine

She ain't cute, she's fucking disgusting, even with white out bright over exposure she looks like a 30yr old crack addicted cunt. Can only imagine how fucking riddled she is. And I'd not want to go anywhere near that mouth. FFS bro, get some fucking standards.

I like this.

I would add cats, reading, cooking, hobbies, friends.

I'm six months away from finishing uni

I'm waiting for the world to turn against the Jews, again.
This time it will be the last.

Monroe

Mah nigga

grow up kiddo, put that doublethink into trash

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Because the notion of self preservance and survival is an integral part of an organism's behavior. No matter how meaningless an organism's existence might be, it continues to live because it values its life, and implements measures to protect it.

Humans, however are slightly different from other organisms in terms of their ability to think and reason. Their ability to freely think allows them to do introspection on their doings. This also allows them to decide on whether their life is worth living or not, unlike other animals. This can increase to such an extent that they might take their own life, probably deviating from natural order, or obeying it. We don't really know because nature is simply a phenomenon caused by a unique interaction of various elements.

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Suffering of others~ even in cartoons it's fine.

i have more memes to collect

cant make love with hotwheels if im dead

because someday love will find you and break those chains that bind you

To kill other people.

but he can still make love to you

Kill yourself? Just get a job that doesn't drug test you. That's real happiness.

I don't have any, that is why I am planning it.
I guess avoiding pain can be a reason, but all you have to do is choose a painless method.

So how do you plan to kill yourself then user

nitrogen

what like a suicide bag?

yeah, can't use helium anymore. Can't get it pure.

the journey

…drugs

Fucking normie

Their propaganda structure is too powerful, not sure it'll happen…

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I'm a pussy

I also dont want to miss out on the new age Trump will bring to america

That's boring. Why not go out with a bang and shoot up some lefty rally?

I don't have a gun.

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Reason to not kill myself? I just need one: I am happy and fulfilled.

If you want specific reasons, then sure:

dunno lol

*tips fedora*

Fuck…! I don't know what he's talking about. Uh… uh… *tips fedora*

(Haha! That'll show 'em!)

This

Because I do everything I can to be a good person and positively affect the common wellness as a whole

there are people who'd be pretty sad, and none of my friends shoot as well as I do. pests would run rampant.

I have shit I gotta do

most importantly it would make my waifu cry, I ain't wanna hurt no goats

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Well, I am on /b not /r9k

Drawing a blank here man.

it's illegal

i don't wanna go to jail

I have dicks to suck and I want to celebrate when daddy wins the election. I'll help make America great again by being sexual relief for trumps deportation force. #traps4trump

TRUMP

What's your # bb ;)

Three reasons;

1) I'd like a bacon cheeseburger. If I kill myself, I won't get that bacon cheeseburger. And a beer.

2) I'd like to get laid again. One could argue that my last time was my last time and I never will, but that may turn out to not be true. And I'd really like to nut in your mom again.

3) There are a lot of fucking people I haven't gotten revenge on yet. And I'd really like to get some more revenge.

1. Vote Trump
2. Witness the glory of his presidency.

I heard recessions and police states are pretty glorious

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I had to date with a girl and whe french kissed a lot. I hope to lose my virginity by the end of the month.

lol

My son

The beta uprising will happen within our lifetime.

WHERE IS THIS

Maybe if you're a jew it sucks, but I'm not.

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Dump teen chan…

tny.im/51-

You may actually amount to something one day.

I dare anybody to send us a suicide wenbm with the time stamp. Wroght on your will, that the video most be posted here.

I'd never be able to animu again.

i might find a gf that understands me and comforts me

New anime and video games that might be really great come out in the future, so i may as well stick around to check them out.

No gf, nigs everywhere, no career prospects, marijuana addiction.

Oooh reasons not to kill yourself. Then none.

It would break my parents' hearts.
It would send my wife into a chasm of despair
My friends would be sad

seconded.

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rare pepes are the only reason to continue living. all other forms of escapism is futile.

cuz i gngsta

Curiosity.

I'm not some dumbshit normalfag, if I had reasons not to kill myself I wouldn't be suicidal.

I'm going to a party tomorrow night.

I'm still searching for the perfect Root Beer

i grew up

Australians and Canadians working together to shitpost violently as their countries are torn apart.

Waiting for Maisie Williams to show her titties in Game of Thrones.

Been feeling like a street in india lately
this post made me giggle and feel a little better about myself
At least the world is suffering too

The rise of China, and my people, the Chinese, is on full steam. Can't wait to see what happens when they are the superpower, together with Russia and other Chinese allies.

watching the world crumble under the weight of several billion autistic retards

Seek virgils and know fulfillment

Waiting for Maisie Williams to show her titties in Game of Thrones.

only 13 episodes left

sorry
maybe in movies and a little slit also

so painfully american

The coffee I'm about to buy. ☕

I want to fuck a thick black girl.

because 7/11 is a better day to do it

woman are gross

Pleasure

death is an unknown that may lead to boredom.

in this, killing oneself is a 50% assurance of boredom, and in very few circumstances, this cannot be matched by the most insane of general living circumstances.

Basically, living is probabilistically more exhilarating unless you're a complete faggot.

The first time I thought about killing myself was when I was six, I'm pretty sure that i'm on the autistic spectrum and that I couldn't cope well with anxiety. I've gotten better now but I used to have that as a coping mechanism.
What really brought me out of it was life; eventually I realized that good or bad they were just transient and what really mattered were my goals in life.

Maybe one day if I don't have anything that i'm working towards or if I can't actually do it, then I will off myself. Right now I would like to know what I"m capable of.

I found peace in the words of Fagottini.

Best reason. To piss everybody else off

Who the fuck is going to drink all this vodka?

Maisie slit would be welcome, you think its an innie?

I'm not a pussy.

Because your brain is capable of feeling incredible pleasure, and the world is capable of giving it to you relatively easily.

The taste of chocolate, the feeling of finishing a run or a set of pushups, clean air, sunlight, water. Why would you ever give that up?

Because there is no assurance of pleasure beyond life.
While I am alive, I can at the very least get high. And I have built up a stable life to support that.

Even though it is possible (post?)death may provide superior experience(s), there is zero assurance of it. I'm not capable of betting on some sort of faith.

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