Alright, listen up because I got an idea with a short self-life I'd love to see someone run with that I just want to put out there as conspiracy stuff isn't usually what I work with. I know a few supposed hollywood types and e-celebs post to this board, so maybe one of you can run with the concept as a fiction if nothing else.
So, first off, there was the huge spat of celebrities absolutely pulling their hair out about Trump getting elected. It wasn't just after he won the election, but leading up to it there was all sorts of ridiculous and embarrassing political shit coming out of Hollywood. TrekAgainstTrump, the long list of celebrities swearing they'd leave the US if he was elected, Whedon's video with various actors he'd worked with pleading with you not to vote for Trump, pure desperation with them just a couple weeks ago urging the electors not to vote for Trump. The beautiful part is how all of this either had no effect at all, or the opposite effect. It was all so tacky and tasteless, but even in the Bush years celebs were never quite this deranged about potentially not getting their candidate in office, so what was different this time?
Meanwhile, how many celebrities have suddenly started dropping dead all this last year? I mean, not just one or two, hundreds. Some of them young stars, most recently Carrie Fisher died and then her mother died a short time after.
Now if you'll follow me down infowars sort of path for a second, just entertaining the idea… What if there's some underground betting society? Celebrities are completely under the thrall of this group, and endorse whichever politician and whatever policies they're told. Maybe it's strictly money, maybe the prize is some sort of elixir that lengthens their lifespan, maybe it's as simple as huge sums of money. Maybe they were all in debt and bet tons of money on the premise that Trump was going to lose, and along the way ensuring he didn't win became about more than politics, their lives literally depended on it.
And now that Trump won, this organization has come collecting money these celebs don't possibly have, and come January 20th we'll be seeing a celebrity massacre beyond our wildest imaginings. There are starlets and over the hill action stars feverishly working filthy cocks in underground sex clubs trying desperately to pay off the debt they owe, others melting down into complete insanity on social media. I'm sure several are trying to figure out if they can hire some hitmen to try to stop the inaugeration from happening. Whether played straight or as a comedy, I'd watch a movie about that. Wouldn't you?
Oh, and as an aside, all these videos the left is pumping out now, not just the celebrity ones but the shit like "resolutions for white guys" and all that kind of crap, it's desperation. It's pumping tons of hot air into the bubble they're living in. With the celebrities, they're used because the message is supposed to be "you should listen because of who's talking" but that just ends up coming across as arrogant, condescending, and idiotic. They have multiple people reading one script because they want to create a false majority, a fictional narrative that it's a consensus rather than one person's opinion, but you can see by their eye movements they're all reading off of scripts. Half of them may not even believe what they're reading. What's important to take away from them though is that it's evidence both that they feel cornered and terrified and are realizing everyone knows they're tiny, tiny groups of people, but more importantly it shows they haven't learned a god damned thing.
