Mod positions open!

5 mod positions are open
Write a few paragraphs and explain your qualifications and dedication t0 Holla Forums.
All responses will be considered

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kek

I would like to be a mod please.

Wouldn't we all…

i can suck dicks in five positions.

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Asl

Attention whore. I have no other life. I will ban spam with a hair trigger and obsessive catalog monitoring. I love Holla Forums and I don't know why. I should stop posting but I don't know how.

People already hate me anyway. I'm ready.

t. goon infiltrator

Helicopter/Helicopter /Helicopter

proof that only attention whores are mods.

I hate you little fagguet

It's like a chicken and the egg situation.

I love you too stormfag ❤️❤️❤️

Dafuq happened t0 Holla Forums??

Dafug happened t0 Holla Forums??

Dafug happened t0 Holla Forums??

I think anons figured that since Holla Forums is now comprised of about 20 regulars, what does it matter – might as well embrace the fact that we're the most autistic and pathetic cesspool on the internet.

this

I have no talent, poor social skills and I'd ban people on a whim to spice up the board with community outrage.

At this point I'd say I'm overqualified.

i literally can't stop coming here.
i'll clean actual shit up for free, or sticky threads like this

I want to janitor

t. rulecuck

just use shitter/fagbook
we anonymous

I once masturbated for 16 straight hours. I came like 5 times. This makes me still less of a wanker than the current Holla Forums and Holla Forums BOs.

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I'm a retard faggit with daddy issues and have never gotten my dick wet. All I do is come on here, fap, and smoke weed thinking I'm some edgy cunt who's experimenting with drugs and am all open minded and shit because I rub my dick to pics of 12 year old boys.

Pick me!

I agree, but honestly, who fucking cares at this point. As long as they're not spamming and we don't start an good-goy-points system, I'm not gonna complain.


Were you on copious amounts of Viagra and MDMA?

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Anyone with chan culture…

Redchanit Israel

If there are only 20 regulars can't we just solemnly swear to not CP and let Holla Forums take it's natural course? Spammed to hell and back.

we r Anomalous
we do not 4get homophobic bigots
we do not 4give racist bankers
we do not 4get tripfags

I'm anonymous, you're just another anal moose '–'

I hate you all

we r Anonymous
we do not 4get homophobic bigots
we do not 4give racist bankers
we do not 4get tripfags
fixed

Whatever, I find that shit hilarious.
> sometimes fap to it
Those were good days

It's the only rule.

What, no CP? Yeah, or scantily clad girls under the age of 18.

I used to post candydolls just to see ppl lose their shit.
like who hasn't seen a 5-11 year old girls cameltoe…ffs ppl are spineless

You mean on 4chan? Cause it was only recently that Holla Forums b& that shit; until then, I thought /hebe/ was pretty fuckin sweet.

Not a fan of legitimate CP, but I've had many good wanks to Candydoll type shit. Anyway, I guess there's always Masterchan.

Shit, do we really want to fight that war again?

Jim doesn't want it. C0demonkey doesn't want it. d y s n o m i a doesn't want it. It's not coming back.

here.
haven't used 4chan since ~2011
I just search torrent trackers and get w/e ones I want. Mc is 4spooky5me

what are the us laws on child modeling?

it's easier to say fuck it, i dont know what the laws are get this shit outta here.

I think a place like master chan can host shit like candydoll because it's servers are in Netherlands.

Yea, its fuckin bullshit.
Fuck jim,codemonkey,and dysnomia right in the shitter.
No wonder chan culture isn't upheld.

Shits illegal.
You can get charged with cp possession for candy.
Look it up.
But that's totally irrelevant

Relax, I'm not saying it should.


Kek. Why? Da FBI gunna getcha? If you live in the US, 99% of the shit is legal, and as long as you're not posting any questionable shit, or downloading any questionable shit, I don't see what the problem is.

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Here more than is probably healthy. Too late for that now. Mod should just help when needed, ensure people follow rules and don't be a dick. Simple really.

I'd like to see one solitary case where some poor faggot was charged with possession of child fucking porn for a Candydoll collection. Lol

Just all the anons there claiming every thread is a honeypot.
Shit gets old
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Awesome… so how does that relate?

Mods are cock gobbling faggots
eat it niggers eat it

It doesn't rly. I couldn't find a case where candydoll was mentioned specifically. But I can see it happening easily

how much does the position pay?

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ok i'll bite…first of all what are the rules for mods(IF ANY)
and what are mods officially supposed to do?

I'm an autistic NEET pedophile with unlimited free time and no experience moderating a website. Please make me a mod.

I have amazing Cummies porn.

I vote for this user!

At this moment I see Barth spam approaching. Check the time on my post here, and see:


Just sayin', if I was wielding the spam delete tools right now…❤️💋👄

Rules:
1.be a banally detestable attention whore
2. Reddit experience is a MUST
3.preferably LGBT
4.N0 OLDFAGS!
5.b+d anything even resembling hawt kids looking sexxy.
6. Remove anything you personally dislike and anything that goes against your preference and/or views.
7.NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS

You do realize this thread is bait don't you?
Hint: I am OP

I'm a training wizard who will be gone for hours at a time
when do i start?

I figured but I wanted to believe.

This is clear bait but I'll take the time to brag about myself.
>I'm not a faggot in spirit
Obviously I'm the one true choice here.

they won't pick you dude

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Mods Literally shove eggs up their asses.
They also like Black cock.

I'll be a massive attention whoring faggot.

Go away

Anyone whose opinion differs with mine is to be permabanned. Multigendered people are to be respected and white people are also to be banned. I can tell by the tone of their post.

I WANT TO BE A VOL/MOD
I will clean up spam and and not be a faggot.

bamp

Ever since I was born, my penis has been extremely small.

Tox ID pls

Top kek

daily reminder
don't respond to tripfags

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I can put up to 10 uncooked eggs in my ass.

Is that a challenge?

i want to be a mod] i watch -b- for 16 hours] -b- well did board for -8-chan] put me into the moderator position] large many great amount will become happen into fruition accomplished

good for hearing my speak

I'LL USE IT HOWEVER THE FUCK I
WANT YOU COCKSUCKING
SHIT EATING NIGGER FAGGOT

dysnomia you are the best mod ever and so funny pls keep up the good work babygirl

bumping to show the mods how much I appreciate them

a woman BO is worse than a nigger president.
Dumbest fucking move ever.
Now Holla Forums is full of attention whoring morons and whiny ass slutbags who purposely expose themselves as female so they can get attention.
Fuck this shit yo
REMOVE THIS STUPID FUCKING CUNT DYSNOMIA

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one day, you'll grow up son…and learn to speak like a civilized person. On that day, people will begin to respect your opinion and you will be able to converse like you're somebody.
Until then your opinion remains invalid.
Thanks for playing'
YOU JUST L0ST THE GAME

This. Holla Forums is sliding towards being a foul mouthed agony aunt for fucked-up kids. Things had to change, but I'd never have guessed it would go that way. This week has been dire.

I'm here everyday, I can monitor Holla Forums for hours. I have been a mod for several message boards previously. I ban spammers on the spot. I am completely dedicated to this board and I hope to make sure that no spammer will ruin it if I become mod.

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