CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE

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But who was Rodge?

Supreme

rodge was me

Can you take me around in the supreme BMW?

Kek. Holy shit, I needed that

I hate to say it, but threads like this are cancer. But not for the reasons you'd expect.

There are actually femanons here. This thread isn't even mean by chan standards but when all the comments pasta variations of how they were wrong for turning down some psycho gook and deserved to get killed, it makes a girl want to go stop posting at all. Not being even able to function on a Holla Forums level of socializing, because a dead meme must be resurrected, depresses them into giving up on participating.

I'm not talking about attention whoring or posting tits, but just commenting or lurking as a default user. Making OC, meming. Just contributions in general. In fact it's better to be over the top rude and nasty personally, as that can be seen as exaggeration and banter. This bland "meh" dismissal of female murder victims is honestly disturbing, and makes a girl realize just how unwelcome she really is here.

Rude tbqh fampai.

Tits or fuck off

Why is that even necessary? I really don't understand why there is this need to be abbrasive just for the sake of driving away certain people. I know anons can be sweethearts, I've seen it many times.

I established this trip previously a few weeks back, pics related. Can you please stop with the daily "Why are woman shit" threads and the now "looool beta psychos killed a bunch of bitches."

It's scary to us.

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Was not expecting that lel

This guy gets it. Capeshit is coolshit. ❤️♥️❤️💋👄💦💖💋💦💦

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Uhhh… wat

I've literally heard more offensive shit in stand-up routines from prominent comedians. You need to contain your jimmies.

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Kek.

Also that's my own dumb pasta. Ignore me anons, I'm just fucking around. Kill the bitches!! That shit doesn't bother me, and fuck me if it did. ♥️♥️💋❤️👄💋💋♥️💦❤️❤️💦👄💋♥️♥️

Oh no the S E M E N again!

(checked)
Moar?

I'm just taken back a bit.
In all the years I've been saying tits or fuck off,it's always a dude.
I didn't believe women were actually on cripplechan.

Yeah they're usually better behaved then me though. Supposed to be just user and not attention whore. I only tripfagged for that week, posted tons of cum eating porn and emojis. It was a fun sperg out.

We have a vol, Nicole, that some thought was me. There was Spiderchan too. So at least a few femanons (well not user, the vol is the vol, and Spiderchan became known when the toys came out and the spider went in.)

I just went full autismo.

shut up and post some cum.

No u!

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Cocks aren't worth shit as all you guys know. If you didn't you wouldn't be here.

Little do you realize that to us pleb grils, our tits aren't much better. Any man worth having had a decent choice far above us. Sure they have to put in actual effort, but I'd rather just shitpost here than fend off thirsty scrubs who would just as soon fuck anything.

The whole point is diversifying content. It doesn't matter who the user is. If you spastic Scould rub one out beforehand you could make a decent thread.

Still waiting on that dickpic, which we all know I most likely won't reciprocate. 🍝🍝🍝

Make Jim memes or GTFO

You're not the boss of me anymore!!

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Jim is such a dirty old man.

hehehe sillly goyim

That head is huge. He looks goofy af!

Jim'll fix it

How did I miss these until now? I like that.

I just made them now, it's fresh OC
Have a rare jimbo photo.

Christ he looks creepier younger.

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You're posting on a board where gore and the most vile porn is regularly posted, and most users are hypersexual sadists or emotionally dead cynics. What do you expect?
If this is b8, I r8 8/8

if they can't take the heat they shall fuck off back to normienet sites. We are not here to please them or create just another safe space for them

i love this pasta, 2 months of good meme
stop being baited by shit fucking plebbitors

see

This is nowhere CLOSE to my final form anons 😍😍

normies deserve blades in their anuses

Please use normalfag. The alternative is worse even than iPad users, fampai.

Found the summerfag!

Ok ♥️❤️💋👄💋💦💦❤️💦💦

Isn't that the red room ?

Probably.

It's like from months June to September, Holla Forums is a fucking no-go zone due to the sheer amount of shitposting.

Smells like a fucking sewer in here.

I have been on Holla Forums everyday religiously for a year to see if this was true.

I can tell you with absolute certainty that this is a meme. Holla Forums is garbage year round but it has some shinning moments.

I only tripfag on special occasions like Fridays or when I want attention. Why don't you raj my vag if you can't come up with an original thread?

Also eat shit fuckers. And like it.

actually there have been a lot more tripfags this week…cancerous little things.

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Bump. No dodging!

I still feel good about what we talked yesterday, so thanks again Chrystal.

Glad to hear it user! ♥️♥️

The only thing cancerous is that you can't give up your 4chan memes.

Kill yourself lad.

All i can say is that it feels so right to wear a skirt and so natural.
It feels comfy~

Fantastic! Do you have the place to yourself tonight? 👍🏻👍🏻❤️💋♥️💖❤️❤️👍🏻👍🏻👊🏻👊🏻💅🏻💇🏻👗💄👠💃🏻💃🏻

Great thread.

Yeah, i did and still do. I wish this would happen more often.

Keep practicing, user. And enjoy your time to yourself. I'm sure you look beautiful! ♥️♥️❤️❤️

I will, though so far i'm only enjoying the time when i can freely wear a skirt.
I normally wear panties or female boxers anyway, but single i also wear pants no one knows.
Should i buy some nail polish or make up at some point?
Also female underwear is just so much better than male ones.
I can't help but to want to be more feminine, i love this, i love wearing a skirt and being a bit girly.

I disagree. Shoot anyone who rejects you. Kill people fuck shit burn school. Or some shit.

We are dead inside. Now fuck me like my daddy used to.

Try it all, and do whatever you end up liking.

I would definitely try some nail polish. Even the ritual will most likely make you feel good and be satisfying.

Did you see the other thread here? Towards the end some anons were talking about buying panties and where they got them.

Just enjoy your time and whatever you like, do it again!!

Good plan! Just be sure to only hurt those who really deserve it. Hint: They are the ones who wronged you.

B-but I'm European… Should I rape some children as well?

I might buy some nail polish~ I so want to try it, like just using the nail fine makes me feel good.
I got enough panties for now, no bra thought.

pic related

Just don't spend too much money. Better than anything would be to get your own place.

Good luck user!

Thanks again, but what kinda nail polish should I buy or bra if I want to.
Though what I really need aside from skirts is new jeans.

That's a good question. For you a bra would be more for fashion than function I thought. But I googled this up and it looks like there is more steps than I thought for a man to get it to fit and look right.

m.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Bra-as-a-Male-Crossdresser

Nail polish you can get anywhere, any drug store, online, etc. If you felt comfortable and wanted to spoil yourself a bit I'd say just browse around Sephora, if there is one near you. You could make up a cover that you were looking for your gf.

You really can't go wrong, just do your research and practice. No better practice than window shopping! lmao!!
💄👗💅🏻

I kinda fear to go window shopping, because I feel like that i will buy a lot of things.

You are probably right! Kek.

Practice makes perfect. Keep at it and have fun!!

Like what if I see some cute totally adorable underwear that I NEED to get or some nice shirt or hoodie?
Maybe I should just go and look only for some nice nail polish.

It would be great to be feminine and girly, but still be a male. Why can't I have been born more feminine.

You'll have to learn discipline, user. Remember: There is no shame in making a return!

You are right, but what if ill end up going there too many times, because of all the lovely clothes and things in there~

this
this this
this
this
this
this this
this so much.

Too much anxiety user!

Don't worry, you'll do fine.

Are you sure and what if some one sees me when I have nail polish.

There is polish remover for when you want to go out in public. Otherwise, yes you will be outing yourself to at least some looks if you don't remove it.

All in good time, user. Baby steps. For now enjoy it at home.

I do enjoy girly/feminine things at home, thought i have started to sit legs together and maybe as crossed as they can get in like everywhere.
I kinda want to go out with nice looking nails, like blue or some other nice color.

Chrystal do you think it would be fine if i would start to walk more feminine or so?
I kinda want to, because i think that with sitting and walking more girly i can feel more comfier about myself.

I think that would be great!

I think so too and just thinking about it makes me happy.
But how to walk say more feminine with out being too say slutty or look too stiff?

Please Chrystal

Perhaps you understand better now how men have to feel around women all the time. For a man a woman is like a cruel and abusive predator, at any point in time she can lash out and decide to screw you over and destroy your whole life.
While men can only hurt women physically like Elliot did and will get incarcerated when they attempt to do so, women hurt men more severely, they hurt their very soul. They belittle and ridicule men on a regular basis, and while physical wounds will either heal or cease to be important with death, those wounds of the soul may never heal.
So it seems like a little inconvenience to me that you have to feel a small taste online of that which men have to suffer irl all the time.

Sorry user I got caught up in other threads.

I'm not sure how to coach that. I'd say it's like all the rest, just practice. Don't worry hon, you'll do fine. Don't overthink it or do too much at once, or become a perfectionist. You just want it to feel natural.

Ill try, but like there must be a way to make hips move n such like so that it looks nice.
Should i put one leg in front of other when walking or step in some way?

I love it
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I literally wrote it just know.
Cunt.

Hey are you saying that one i'm a faggot and two she is somehow turning me into a trap?

If you are a man and enjoy wearing nail polish and skirts and feeling "feminine" then you are most likely developing or rather coping with severe psychological problems.
This might turn into a (mental) illness like being a faggot and should therefore not be encouraged. Rather the root of this misbehaviour ought to be found and everything set right again.

Well I must be a time traveler or mind reader because I've heard those exact words before. But I may be remembering incorrectly. Who knows. I still think so, the lack of line breaks between paragraphs may just be the way you write, but it naturally happens when pasted into the comment box.

I should know.

But maybe you're just a wall of text-seque kind of typer. In any event it was at least half joking on my part. See here.

As for crossdressing user, he came into my thread and wanted encouragement and advice. Which I was happy to give.

Also how exactly is it a fucking mental illness if i feel so much better when wearing female clothes.
It feels natural and comfy to me.
and fuck your fagotry mental illness.

Literally 5 lines

Maybe because it is true and that's why people say similar things?

Sure thing, and when someone asks for suicide tips you can give advise too just to be kind.

Always think of Elliot when crossing a man pls.
You can never be sure when someone comes for you darling :3

Also i was happy to receive advice and encouragement, i still feel like i might need some tho.

lel. Cocaine feels good too.

For people with a washing disorder disinfecting themselves and rubbing their skin off with brimstones feels good too.

yeah sure, well ill tell you something.
This is what i want and i feel much better than i did before this.

As I've said, this ultimately does not matter. People with mental disease do not think that there is something wrong with them. It is part of their illness, as soon as one admitts his problems this is the start of recovering.

Your behaviour is wrong and will lead you downwards. It does not matter how you feel.
You'd rather need to understand why you think like this and are so fucked in the head. A therapy can do this. There it can be investigated if the reason is sexual abuse or other mistreatment, or even chemical.

user, there is nothing wrong with me if i want to be more feminine and look like it too.

Of course there is. You are a man and cannot be a woman or like a woman.

If you deny your male psyche or body this will lead to problems later on. It is also escapism, but I cannot diagnose people I have never seen.

But the general rule stays true that cross dressing is sick and people doing it need to get help so they can become healthy again.

ha fuck you for trying to deny my happiness.

I've tried helping you. You will never be happy by destroying yourself. Be on your way, you do not need to listen to anyone. But you have been warned for your own sake, don't forget that.

No in all seriousness at what age are you living in and where is your proof that crossdressing for one is a mental illness and second causes you to destroy yourself.

Oh no, I'm going to get murdered by all the extremely gentlemanly murderous men! I honestly believe this will happen! This is what femanons actually believe!

I hope to god your wall of text not at all pasta isn't what you actually believe. And yes there were three distinct paragraphs, more than three line. Nice overcompensation on the spaced out reply, though. You're anything if not inconsistent.

Also major keks at you calling the other user a faget. Learn to copypaste before you try feeling the rewarding sensation of trying on a soft skirt. Trim off your edges too or you'll tear it to shreds.

You're on a chan. A huge amount of anons here want to be a little anime girl. And if you ever made an OP you're a huge faggot yourself. As are we all.

AAHAHAHAHA

FATTY
FATTY
FATTY ALERT

Man you must be insecure person.

I can tell that skirts feel amazing and it pains me that i can't wear it when ever i want, because of how good it feels along with other female clothes.

It is normal to be repulsed by fatties. Just because I dislike this ham doesn't meant I am insecure. Unless you wanna have a world where everyone waddles around like a limp seal.

Lose some fucking weight you cunt.

Sorry, but i'm not Chrystal~
and i weight 55 kg so not even fat.
As for fat people, there are limist, but being fat does not make the person worse unless over the top feministSJW etc..

Please address the "loose some weight you cunt" remarks to the fat cunt, me, the tripfag.

Also post BMI or GTFO :^)

22.1, although I'm planning on cutting to 19.

Damn right. You will, cross user. Don't worry about imageboard psychologists either.

I sure will, it feels like well in a way that it is part of me and who i am, but i'm not sure.

Good for you, user. Health is important. I honestly wouldn't know, though. But I do believe it.

Now GTFO anyway. Or not, I don't make the no rules except the global ones :^)

So how can one walk in more feminine way?

and do other kinda small things that make you feel more girly and such nice things~

Crossanon, I can't really teach that stuff. It's just who I am. I picked up on certain things naturally growing up, and am not super girly enough to try and refine it.

Take this wikihow, and guide yourself. You'll figure it out if it was meant to be.

m.wikihow.com/Walk-Like-a-Lady

It is literally the current year. If one wants to be a fat cunt or a cross dressing not faggot this is fine because being a degenerate feels good and feelings are more important than anything else.

Because the truth is wrong if it does not feel nice.

Figure out what was meant to be?

HAHAHA sure becoming a trap is fate and "meant to be" lmao

Also thanks Chrysal for that link, gonna check it out soon~

Are you saying that i'm a trap?

This was the part I was hoping wasn't what you actually believe you incredibly fragile little flower.

This is the stuff that makes you the GOAT faggot, if you really believe it. But it's pasta anyway.

Woman up and walk downtown in a dress, catch a proper beating and see how reals >>>>>> your pussy ass feelz. Jesus Christ.

Figure out how feminine you are comfortable being, and how much effort you want to put in.

Ah i see, well for now id like just to walk and sit more femininely and ofc wear clothes that i can without causing looks.
If i i knew i would not get any weird looks and all would be fine in the world, i would put on make up, nail polish and wear skirts and dresses everyday.

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

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Cunt

Your feels are important. Your hyperbole and paranoia is ridiculous.

But you don't even believe that anyway. It's just pasta.

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Most importantly I think that you are an evil bitch and that's why o one can stand you irl. This is why Holla Forums has to suffer from you.

You're high nigger. Happy 4th weekend!

Checked out the link, thanks for that chrystal, i'm going to start practising how to walk like that.

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