Started working for Amazon on Tuesday

wageslaves, not even once. Better to just suicide if you can't otherwise get NEETbux

Fundamental misunderstanding of low-skill jobs AND the minimum wage AND product pricing shown in one single sentence.

£7 an hour is above minimum wage here, working for 1 hour could buy him lunch and dinner with a few quid spare

kil urself

Are you giving vague, fragmented, non-detailed answers on purpose?

I want to see a girl, user. Like in OP's pic. Not talk about shitty jobs.

profit

No I want a femanon here on Holla Forums. A genuine one, not dysnomia' hired jailbait or whatever other bullshit.

A real, naturally occurring camwhore.

there are a lot females here you faggot
and at the same time not
because of rule remember??

ARE YOU ONE OF THEM, user?
COULD YOU POST PICS OF YOUR SNATCH?

What made you quit so soon?

In fact, I'm about to order a book right now on Amazon.

Yeah but fuck that rule right now. I ain't even horny, just lonely. Plus OP doesn't have much info, just AMA, slowly pulling teeth nonsense.

Just tell us OP. Tell your story already.

hey mate, there's this thing they invented… it's called poawrn

it's such a joke. when you're the customer you're the king. when you work there you're nothing but scum. the books are more worth then you

in near future everybody works in automated factories for $0.01 the hour
without bathroom breaks
for 18hours a day

come home
automated home does everything for you
wipe your ass
you has electronic gf
can buy everything from the very factory you work for for cheap ass moneh and is being delivered in 2 hours tops

lol

Gross, poopie.

why do you think i fucking posted it

thats the thing
Op has nothing intersting to tell

huge fag detected

Wait, really? Well fuck me. I can sort of see it now that you said.

Still gross

i know

No poo pls

Why is cunt blood so damn stank?

Literally.

Winner winner chicken dinner. Its a very going photo of Monroe.

I'm on my Kindle Fire. Ironic.

Fourth industrial revolution!
Anyway I have a real girlfriend and I'm going to see her so seeya.

wut u doing here mate

And how do you get those NEETbux and how do you have the computer and house you use? Someone had to work.

Wanna hear something interesting?

You see all kinds of shit at amazon. Dog cock dildos, vibrators, pornos, doujiuns and pussy pockets are among the numerous sex toys you'll be seeing on a daily basis.

Also, its easy as fuck to steal from there if you know what you're doing. Like, retarded easy.

OP, quit whining about being a picker. I've seen old ladies and retards do the job and bitch less than you have.

isn't this shit warehouse full with CCTV?
amazon is the lowest of the low though
OP can do way better

Yeah, but all one has to do is pay attention to their surroundings. Learn camera placement, learn the security guards MO. Also,

That's entitlement thinking, especially for someone who didn't even last an entire week at amazon. If he finds another job, good on him. If not, he'll more than likely reapply in the winter for peak. Such is life at amazon.

you don't even get a fucking bathroom break
I know job > no job but even working at fucking walmart is better than this shit

only really true for pickers, but even then you can hold it in. Any other position there, you only get reprimanded if you take like a 20 minute shit.
its more like 9 1/2, and the only people I ever see complain about it are fatties and women.

Here, since OP doesn't really have anything to add, here's a story about one of my coworkers.

He has diabetes and uses it as an excuse. I was mad at him for not working at first, but fuck, he's playing the system like a motherfucker.

laughingsluts.jpg

Bruh, you're essentially chris-chan pre-2007. Realize that for a second.

True but if you stay sane he'll never have to work. It's an empty and desperate existence, but so are a lot of jobs.

What people fail to understand is that meaningless, dead end jobs like amazon are only temporary if they have somewhat of an idea on what they want out of life. If not, they'll get stuck doing those kinds of jobs for the rest of their lives.

Yes but for more than you'd think, that job is the best they can do, for life.

should

The world needs ditch diggers too, user.

Robots can do it, and the ditch diggers can get promoted to NEETs by way of UBI.

Nigger, I got a relative who gave me a fucking iPhone and pays my bill for me. For everything else, I gotta work.

I worked in an Amazon warehouse for two weeks. I would take one of my prescribed 100mcg fentanyl patches, cut it in half, and chew on it with gum - mixing them together.

Was high as fuck. I got asked to leave when I called some angry butch bitch a dyke. So I left. It was in Pennsylvania. That state ain't right.

Did you voted leave on #brexit?

why did you apply to amazon? all these places are boring shit. get a good company where you can do what you like.

Cheers for the replies everyone. Thought this would've been irrelevant.

I work as cashier in England. Easy as f, plenty of qts 18-22 my department is 99% women. Plenty of breaks 6 week paidholidays a year. Banter with customers especially milfs and boozers. Sit on my ass 90% of time. For low skilled shit it's easy.

It's only below minimum wage in about 8 US states.

You could buy dinner and lunch with 9 USD, but you'd be hard pressed to rent an apartment with that much without help. I'm curious how the housing differs over there. Could you get a flat by yourself with a £7 / hour job?

Have you ever worked for Amazon?

Were you at BDL-1?

LTN1

Guys its inhumane. Absolutely inhumane.

Anyway I'm not worried about finding a new job. There's plenty where I live right now. Stop scaring me into thinking I'll be a NEET. I'm 18 and hopefully going to uni… Could all work out, yet.

For any NEETs out there… Good luck. If any live near me I could help em out actually. Northants fag here. (Northampton England not MA)

Its possible to get a girlfriend who loves you for who you are and is beautiful outside and in. Believe me. You just can't force it with someone. Good luck bro.

Kekekek
Superb

If you have all that at home, why work? Just have your robot build some solar panels for you and you're good to go.

What about a robot sex slave?

I make about 30% over median income for full time work, and I can't afford to live alone. Workers been getting fucked for 70 years now, and housing market has WILDLY outpaced earnings for 99% of Americans. I assume Britfags have the same shit happening, but worse (since they're on such a tiny fucking rock).

You're right, down to a T