Make two lists, the first being crimes you'd do if you could get away with them or already could get away with them...

Make two lists, the first being crimes you'd do if you could get away with them or already could get away with them, and the second list is crimes you WOULDN'T do even if you could get away with them.
I'll start:

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In ancient times I would be a bandit


LG life's good

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all of them

wouldn't:
murder i guess
and torture

if i had absolute freedom, i would swiftly turn that into absolute power and then i would save the human species. save you all from yourselves. maybe even save us all from entropy itself.

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I didn't realize so many niggers browsed Holla Forums.

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