Stupid things you believed as a child

I used to think that traffic lights were controlled by humans inside domes that they could walk to underneath the street under every light. So when a light took too long to turn green I got angry at the people i thought was under the street

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When will you repent user?

The day I meet him

How long will that take?

I'd assume when I die

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Do you need help with that user?

I'm fairly self destructive as it is user, thanks tho

Maybe someday

In due time user, in due time

I'm Spongebob and I'm cooler than you

i used to believe earth was round

I used to believe that the earth was banana shaped. True story.

I used to think there was a reason to live

I used to believe in god

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I'll do you one better. I used to believe in Ayn Rand.

Thank God for Holla Forums.

I used to think al-qaeda was a country.

I thought I'd have a gf and sex by 15
21yo kv

I used to believe I was special

You are user, ph Spethial

I thought people were inherently civilized and uncivilized people had something wrong with them.

God

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Get a load of these faggots

I used to think Hitler won WWII

Then I stopped browsing Holla Forums

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I used to believe I had the capacity to change my life and be a better person