Questionable Malcontent- See You Space Cowboy Edition

Probably a single mom. I don't think there'd be any way Jeph would have the balls to write a true cuckoldry arc.

The complete I too, would like some context on this.

There's a 6 or so tweet screencap from a year or two ago where Jeph goes on and on about how people shit all over him for existing and defending himself makes the bullying even worse.

The fact tbat he abbreviated the entire night instead of saying "I saw him when I went over to her house last night" feels incredibly awkward.

I think she's divorced, but we don't know why.

So are we going to talk about the tree or what? I mean it's literally toddler tier.

It's on par with the writing, and there's more of that.

I'm confused why he drew two versions of that tree to copy paste instead of using the same background for all four panels.

THAT'S A FUCKING TREE!?

I mean… I probably shouldn't be too surprised that it is. I mean what else could it be? But for whatever reason my mind didn't even register that shit as a fucking tree. I just thought it was a wall or something.

Notch may be a fat jew, but he's our fat jew.

Actually the more I look at this fucking page the more I find wrong with it. Every two panels use the same background, the background for some reason doesn't mesh with what was shown before because Jeph didn't want to draw those buildings from the last page so he replace them with this weird skyline, the positioning and size of character's eyes warps in every shot and so on and so on. I hope somehow this milf arc leads to angry trannies making him stab his hand again.

Here's a list of totally made up insults too

Christ, the entire fucking continent of Australia would call her a dumb cunt.

Fuck this Clairence hubris, fuck their broken family dynamic, and fuck everything else, I just want more Clinton and Iraqi Peppermint Patty bondagebonding.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR, HANDSTAB?

Of course, we can't have any healthy normal nuclear families appearing on a SJW-friendly strip, now can we?

It's like they say: "Write what you know," and the only thing these SJW's know are ruin, bullshit, and ruinous bullshit. They don't even want to THINK about being happy themselves let alone having some lower, subhuman, wrongthinker be happy.

As soon as they think about being happy, they might get the urge to go be happy, and that would cause them to forfeit their victim status.

Maybe he thinks a two-week tease with unrelated schlock will build anticipation. That's the going rate for a 24 hour cycle in QCville, right?

wait they're siblings?

didn't they have sex even though he found out she's a tranny, which he would know if he was her brothe-

oh

that fucking nose ring is hard to retcon into existence.

10/10

Her husband cheated on her. Clarence mentioned it when Marten had that one night stand with Tai's friend oh god why do I know this tripe help me

Why don't you just stop reading it?
Pro tip: you won't

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Someone asked this in the previous thread, but I'll answer it here just in case they don't get back before the thread falls off the catalog.

The lard carrot thing is part Stephen King, part me. In The Tommyknockers, a guy kills his father after remembering a two-week stretch of rape he and his brother suffered when the mom was out of town years before. For whatever reason, the dad slathered his junk in lard before he went to town on his boys. Needless to say, that scene left a mark on me, as it was far more horrifying than any of the alien stuff that happened later.

During one of the early Steven reviews, I was stating my belief that Rebecca Sugar was most likely writing and animating her own personal porn. Out of nowhere came the mental image of her with a bag of carrots, a block of lard, and a smile. And so the urban legend was born.

"But lard isn't an efficient lubricant!" they all yelled, horrified. That doesn't matter! Rebecca's never taken the easy path in her life and she's not going to start now!

Over a year later and you faggots are still making me save these things.

Relive the pain.

What an autistic response to such a tale. It's like complaining that the boiled rabbit in Fatal Attraction should have been bobbing around rather than just sitting there so that the audience could identify it.

She walked right into it, too. These people are soft targets for the untouchable.

I see, so Marten resents his father for splitting up their family and so rejects his own homosexuality until he thinks he can have the best of both worlds.
He'll probably pull a Linkara and dump the tranny when he transitions, as he will no longer be able to sate his homolust.

It all makes sense now

"dumb cunt" is more often used as a term of endearment; depending on the dialect of bogan. she would more likely be a "shit cunt" (although the grammatical gender both of shit and cunt is masculine (dumb slag would probably be more natural))

Oh yes, and it made the gag even funnier as everyone tried to explain how it would actually make it more difficult for Becky to tease her anus with a lard-dipped carrot. You see, it somehow reflected more on HER than me that I was claiming she was frantically trying to fuck herself with something that she'd added MORE friction to.

Thus, any time anything even vaguely sexual comes up, I usually slip in something about Sugar and her tub of pre-larded carrots.

I hate cheaters with all my being…and I still can't find it in myself to blame him.

the girl with the black hair is a tranny too, right?

no that's just Marten

My sides are not allowed to be this loud, I'm giving away the position of my sub, god damming user

I feel same. For most it's just a cunt thing to do. For a few, it's the only thing keeping them alive.

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Maybe it went something like this:

A woman at his workplace is flirting because she likes him, but he's faithful and makes sure to remind her that he's married. She accepts this, and her flirting turns from serious to playful and teasing as they become friends. His personal life slowly becomes more and more unbearable as his son refuses to grow out of his helpless child attitude, his other son thinks he's his daughter, and his wife encourages their destructive behavior, and they argue about it.

He copes by staying at the office later than he has to, in order to avoid going home to the mess his life has become. His friend stays late as well, so she can help him with whatever task is keeping him there, and he tells her why he stays so late. She is taken aback at how shit his life has become, as she once thought it was perfect and happy, just like him. She tones down the overt flirting when it's just the two of them, but they have fun because they click. They're working at boring office shit, but they're having fun because they also get to hang out without having to worry about other people.

After about almost a year of working off the clock overtime, he suggests that they just go get dinner tomorrow night, her treat. This is much less innocent than simply working together, but he agrees anyway. This starts a month long period where they do fun things together like eat at restaurants, go see movies, shop together, and walk around tourist attractions while he tells his family that he's at work.

One Thursday night, after he gets home late as usual, he finds his family celebrating something. When he asks what it is, his wife shows him a paper and tells him that his son has been approved for HRT treatment, and that "she" will finally get to fill out those dresses she's been buying for "her". The man is angry, because he didn't know this was happening, pointing out that it requires parent permission and he didn't consent. She triumphantly informs him that only one parent actually has to be the one signing the forms, and he realizes that there's no way to stop her from poisoning his son without a huge legal mess that wouldn't be over until the damage is already done. The next day at work, his friend notices his depressed attitude and when they're alone after work, asks him about it. He tells her about his son, the HRT, and his wife's duplicity and she says that tonight, they should go to a bar instead to soothe his worries.

They drink, and talk, and drink some more. He calls his wife, and tells her that he went to a bar after work with "the guys" to celebrate something that his company did. She naively believes him, and tells him to stay safe. They exchange "I love you"s as they hang up, and he breaks into tears because he doesn't think it's true any more. His friend comforts him, and they both get shitfaced. They call a late cab, but he doesn't want to go home. She offers to let him crash at her place for the night. They stagger in, using each other for support, and laugh at each other and themselves as they try to disrobe in their drunken state. They both climb into her bed, and fall asleep without doing anything.

The next morning, he wakes up spooning her, and quickly realizes that his hand is cupping her bare breast and his morning wood has slipped through his boxer flap to nestle itself deeply into the cleft formed by her panty clad butt and thighs. He struggles with himself, as he knows that this woman isn't his wife, but holding her like this feels so damn good. Eventually, the hangover wins out, and he tries to extract himself without waking her, only to find that she had been awake for some time. He apologizes, and she says it's fine, in fact, she wouldn't mind waking up like this more often. Sans headache, of course. She squeezes her legs together to illustrate the point. This feels entirely too good, and he struggles to make himself pull away and out of her leg gap. Once free of her pillowy flesh, the sudden movement causes his hangover to rear up in full force, deflating him and causing them both to swear never to drink that much again.

They both get dressed as various hangover home remedies are tried, and the two of them are quickly chatting and just hanging out like nothing happened. They watch some TV and spend a lazy saturday morning together. Around noon, he tells her that he ought to be getting home before his family gets suspicious, and she agrees.

He heads home to his family like nothing is wrong, with that morning still floating in his head. He's treated to avoidance by his coward son, cold distain by his "female" son, and his wife asks how the party was. As he's making up a believable story, she interrupts him to inform him that they're out of milk and she needs him to go to the store. He realizes that she doesn't care what he has to say, or even care about what might be worth celebrating. He goes to the store in a daze, wondering where it all went wrong.

On Sunday, he tries to talk to his dress wearing son about the HRT and what a bad idea it is, but is met with a barrage of antitransphobic arguments that don't make a damn bit of sense. When he points this out, his son bursts into tears and runs to his room. His wife starts yelling at him about hurting "her" feelings and he yells back that his health and well being is more important than getting his way as a teenager. During the work week, he and his friend act like nothing is wrong, going out to eat and hanging out like they usually do, and he realizes that spending time with her is the only fun he has any more. Throughout the week, when he does go home, his wife is passive agressive, his tranny son rubs the upcoming appointment in his face, and his other son doesn't want to talk to him if he insists on treating his "sister" that way. He wonders if they're really a family any more.

Friday after work rolls around, and he calls his wife to tell her that he and "The Guys" had so much fun last time that they've decided to make Friday night drinking a regular thing, and that he'll probably stay over at one of their houses again. She accepts this without question, and hangs up after saying goodbye. His friend playfully asks why he just assumes that he gets to stay at her place again. He responds by saying that he plans to wake up next to her, and it would be awkward if he did so at his house. They have a few drinks, go back to her place, and begin their affair in earnest. When he wakes up with his morning wood trapped between her now naked thighs, he doesn't hesitate to show her how much he likes it.

They repeat this every Friday for about half a year before he tells his lover that he wants to spend his life with her instead of the woman whose ring he wears. When he breaks the news to his wife, she's shocked and angry, but not sad. His children are angry that he would do this to their mother, and are all too glad to see the transphobic cheating asshole leave.

The divorce is fairly clean cut, as he already decided to give his wife everything in exchange for smaller alimony checks. He starts living with his best friend and lover full time.

Months later, when it was finally over and done with, he felt like a tremendous weight had lifted from his shoulders. He could finally be happy again, and start his life anew.

Funnier than 3226 QC strips combined.

Congratulations, you've introduced more character development in however long it took you to write that than Jeph managed in 13 years.

About an hour, but I also took a shower and got dressed in that time.

This stuff isn't hard. I don't know why Jeph struggles so mightily with it.

And then it turns out his wife was cheating on him the whole time, anyway.

By chance, you wouldn't happen to be writing what you know would you?

I enjoyed reading this >>592656 by the way. I'd love it if someone made that into a strip.

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Jeph has yet to realize that he is the abusive rando.

Why would 723 people retweet this crap?

White knighting reaching critical mass

Fortunately not. I've had some bad relationships, but nothing like that.

Most of my writing inspiration comes from constant book reading and tabletop role playing. It's pretty easy to give form to people in my head and write their interactions the way they would go if they were characters being played.

Way to discriminate against the homeless. :^)

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The one time you wish Claire would be in the scene.

I know that's supposed to be a nose ring but I keep perceiving it as a big slimy booger just constantly stuck to her nostrils.

Don't add dimension to your uninspired, blocky, detail-less skylines.
It just makes it look worse.

I stared at that for about a minute before I realised what was going on. It looks like a piece of paper folded over itself.

How do you even make a solid color with that much artifacting in it? These are originally saved as .pngs, yes?

Just so we're clear, he's calling the tranny an attention whore, right?

The apparent lack of shading on it in panel 2 doesn't help.

It looks like it came out of a fucking fax machine.

I assume Jeph uses Photoshop for color conversion but I don't know how he gets such a shitty result. The other possibility is that his website automatically reprocesses the images and it's using some ancient unoptimized freeware library from 2002.

I think indexing comics to 256 colors is absolutely retarded these days but if you really have to, way better results are possible. In fact, as low color as Jeph's comics are, it should be possible to get unnoticeable loss. As usual, Jeph doesn't give a shit. I'm not even an artist and it really bugs me. I think I'd flip my lid were I an actual artist.

It's a weird moire interference pattern. I don't know how to make that happen accidentally with a solid color scheme.

Here's one way: it's not actually supposed to be a solid color but is supposed to have some vertical lines for texture. Jeph duplicated the layer and shifted it a pixel or something and maybe resized then blended and now the lines are crossing over each other.

Not the best of theories but it's hard to step into this level of incompetence.

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Pro coloring job, Jeph. Well done. You really earn that money.

It really does look better without the dimension.

That's not Jeph, that's just how a normal septum piercing looks. Instant 0/10.

By god, I hope his mongoloid audience picks that up so Jeff can pick up a knife again.

I don't know if you're the new edit-fag, but I respectfully disagree with your approach here. You're being to kind. We need to help Clinton hammer home the lesson that he gave when he pointed out that Claire is a man.

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perfect

What are they saying, Holla Forums?

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He's sayimg the whole trans thing is selfish
Even if that's not handwrecker's intention, amd even if his "audience" doesn't pick up that subtext, I think it would do good to start an outrage over it here and now.

Not going to lie, you guys… it's looking more and more like I made the right decision to get out while I still have what's left of my sanity.

mfw

/captioncontest

They may require assistance.

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Noice.

He made his millions doing about as good a job as Jeph, now he talks shit for a living. God bless.

I dunno. Java is a piece of shit, at least for gaming, and Minecraft looks like it's from the early 90s, but it's still programming. Jeph's backgrounds at least are on a primary school level. I fully expect to find 5-10 junior high students per school who can outperform Jeph both artistically and in terms of writing. I think maybe 1 in 10000 of those students can build anything near what Notch did. That is, you'd have to go around to about 10 schools to find one kid who can build something resembling a viable computer entertainment product.

Well, I did change some things around in everywhere but the last two panels. I couldn't think up a joke to fit there, in keeping with the theme I had going.

I'm surprised I hadn't thought of your idea sooner.
But Clinton's speech should be closer to centered in the speech bubbles (and some other spacing issues that I neglected to fix).

Also, I don't use any fonts nor do I type anything. I just copy-paste the letters around in mspaint.

>Also, I don't use any fonts nor do I type anything. I just copy-paste the letters around in mspaint.
I do the same, although I use GIMP. I was going to ask what font you used.

BTW, are you new editfag, and is this the official edit?

Hell if I know, but I've been making similar "minor edits" since the bar scene.

I'll probably keep it up, but I highly doubt it'll incorporate any of the Editcanon (since I can't art for shit).

Installing Blambot Casual will save you fellas time. However, even with the font it won't look quite right due to Jeph likely scaling after he writes the text or using a fractional size so if you care about it looking integrated you'll need to rewrite all the text.

Font attached in a hidden archive.

Should have buried the font in this image. I think it was the last edit I did that used the font.

But that removes all the challenge. It's like a fun little puzzle trying to come up with something clever using only the letters provided. And besides, this way it makes it look less obviously edited (which means, among other things, you could get Jackstab to sign an edit without him knowing and other fun shit).

But thanks anyway.

You sure about that? The 'g' in "again" is way out of place. It looks like it's from a buggy typewriter. But you can fix this by turning on grid mode.

There's a grid mode!?

Photoshop: should be on by default; just zoom in.
Paint.NET: View -> Pixel Grid
GIMP: View -> Show Grid

Didn't realize this but Paint has it, too. I'm using Windows 7; there it's View -> Gridlines.

Hm, GIMP's default grid mode is pretty shitty. You'll need to fine tune it with Image -> Configure Grid. Paint's mode is actually reasonable: it scales as you zoom.

Well fuck. That would've made things eternally convenient, had I known earlier.

All hail His Grace, Editfag of House Holla Forums, Second of His Name, King of the Vandals and the Worst Men, Lord of the Seven Photo-editing Programs, and Defiler of the Jeph.

>not and the Worst of Men

>not Defiler of the Stabber of Hands

Missed opportunities.
Okay fine, I accept the duty that's been passed, though I cannot say for how long.

May thy man of holey hands be of detriment to thy mind. Go forth and do your duty user.

I'll let you have point two, but point one wrecks the flow. It's "the first men," not "the first of men."

Editfag the First did around a year in the barrel, so we're expecting a similar tour of duty from you. 200 edits or one year, whichever comes first.

Jeph upstaged by one of his followers again. Welcome to banville, buddy.

>doesn't post tasteful lewds
I mean, come on, it's fuckin Twitter.

A lot of people just don't understand that adding an image to your post enhances it greatly.

Me talk like retard.

Since you asked

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Why did my eyes instantly travel to that word

We all know why.

LOL, haven't seen that one. Nick looks so sad.

God autists are such boring people the only way you could do one right would be to write a really bitchy grognard

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This Loss is made all the sweeter by the heroic actions of our All American Hero.

Can you even imagine something like this happening in Jeph's little world?

There is one more way …

This one was kinda hard to work with.

Or maybe I was rushing too much to get something done before work.

Setting up a more eldritch world for yourself?

With love from the /jojo/ general
It seems that cuck/co/, being the only faggots that unironically like trannyfuck, decided to had him/her/whatever to their retarded Jojo-project

I don't know more about Jojo than the name of the thing, and I already know that everything I just read in there does the original a gross disservice.

In other news, I've been spending what used to be my edit-time replaying GTA: San Andreas.
>mfw I haven't had a Jeph dream since I retired

You should definitely read it some time; it's pretty great.

I think I'd rather just watch the anime. Doing that right to left thing makes my brain hurt. The only time I've ever put the effort in was for hentai and Amigara.

The 3 volumes of the Jojonium ver. of Phantom Blood are on the other thread

As Jeph slinks away from paranormal elements in QC, the editfags forcefully add it bad in.

I'm liking the subtle eeriness of this edit.

Glad to see you're doing well..

It's really good. If you don't like reading manga, everything is up on Kissanime. Look for "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 2012" to find the first arc, don't watch anything before 2012, because it wasn't good and got restarted. the first season is part 1&2 combined, Starting with Phantom Blood (Jonathan) and moving to Battle Tendency (Joseph). Season two is part 3, Stardust Crusaders (Jotaro), and that's when Stands are introduced. Part 4, Diamond Is Unbreakable (Josuke), is currently airing, and comes on Sundays.

I check on only occasionally, but cuck/co/ seems to be a civil war between Tumblr invaders and the emasculated remains of a once great forum. Some of them talk unironically about personal pronouns and standpoint theory.

Why they haven't left that place to rot is beyond me…

No problem with that, but I run into issues after reading manga for a week and then switching back to western comics. That's a real brain fucking.

I never read the JoJo manga and haven't seen the new show but liked the 90s OVA, especially the poker episode.

The worst is while reading various manga, coming across Korean shit.
It looks like manga so it can take me 3-5 chapters of confusion before I figure it out.

Everyone calling the main character Ji Won Seong doesn't tip you off?

Korean manhwa names are just close enough to Chinese manhua names that I still have trouble.

Thread theme is now brain salad surgery

Usually the art should tip you off. But some have pretty romanized names, or names too odd/fantastic to figure out the origin.

I still love me some Korean webcomics, though; some of them deserve a lot more love than they get.

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It's funny because I didn't go into that strip with that thought, but I still gravitated to it somehow.
I was considering changing the header title to say There's no we in FBI but I couldn't find the letters for it.

Been a while since we had one of these.

Sweat pant capris?

I swear he reads these threads. It's like he's trying to make Baggy-chan.

Either he read these threads, or our meme magic is too strong.

At this point, I don't know which ones more likely.

holy shit

Either works for me. Can meme magic summon baggyfag with more art or lewds?

Except fat and with the charm taken away.

Despite looking like they take 30 minutes to make, he still can't generate a buffer.

My sister swears by them during "that" time of the month. She claims that they have all the comfort of sweatpants but let her ankles breathe. I guess that helps.

Even if he is, he's lacking the toned body, confident poise, and intelligent twinkle in her eyes. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but a poor imitation might be an insult.

Well yeah, you're both right on. It's still kinda freaky.

This is jeph we're talking about. Meme magic is limited by the limitations of reality whatever the hell those are

I don't think you quite grasp how physics works.

We have the laws of physics that determine where and how things are, but memes give shape to those laws, like kids playing a game together. If some of the kids decide to implement a house rule, that changes the shape of the universe to accommodate it. If other kids decide not to implement it, then it puts a counter stress on those rules and prevents them from influencing the base rule set. When the number of rule changers is sufficiently larger than the non rule changers, then their new rule falls into place and the game changes. Memes are what determine which laws of physics are followed, and which are not.

I am never not in this thread.

Same here. My browser is permanently open (for several reasons) and there's always a QM tab open.

Swiggity swooty let's see dat booty

Apologies, these take longer to make than perhaps they should.

What do you mean by this? My research yields golf swing techniques and spine medicine. Am I just not getting the reference?

"Hailing frequencies" is a kind of scifi term that gets thrown around a lot. "Depite anti-alignment stance" is mostly just mumbo jumbo. You could think of it as she has the ability to make "contact" with various entities, despite being "aligned" with none (like a person loaded with occult shit, but isn't a cult member).

I couldn't think of anything real fitting to put there
I tried to keep it vaguely related to the previous strip's subtle eldritch ties.

Drawfriend if you're here: please, I beseech thee! Bring us the gift of IPP being defiled by the many tentacled one! So that way we may show respect to the Watchers from Beyond the Veil! And also to masturbate to

Seconded. May she join us by being the subject of more lewd mishaps.

Had a go:

Oh sweet Jesus, that pathetic, rat-like smile in panel 4 is what really makes Clinton look creepy. You did a damn good job, user.

Jeph, you fucking hack. You DID steal drawfag's character and made her in your own twisted image!

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These are good, and I'd like to remind everyone that if you enjoy the work, you should say so. The only coin edit/omit fags get paid in is knowing something they made brought even a small amount of joy into someone's life.

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Yes, but other contestants will be trying to scream around your cock and have rivers of tears smearing their mascara. That's more advantageous in today's Fuckface meta. Maybe if they ban Mascara we can regain the glory of the dead eyed terror look, but not until then.

These were enjoyable. They were more than worth the navigation I made to this thread, and the 15 minute wait for breakfast necessary.

Thank you for the reminder.

fuck this captcha though, I'm hungry.

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I'm gonna need a harpoon gun for this.

I love how his speech gets progressively more fucked as he tries to communicate, like someone who asks you if you speak a language by asking in that language. Except it goes from English to hieroglyphs to Nth dimensional polyorganic waveform distortion.

Something Jeph has never accomplished: a punchline through illustration.

This is literally a reboot for the QC universe, isn't it?

Soon an assertive and fun loving woman will vie for Clinton's affections as the blunt-worded main interest keeps him waiting in the wings.

Tenbux says it's Emily, who suddenly becomes assertive because strong lolsorandom womyn has "hidden depths". Or whatever bullshit she spouted in that rant.
I just had an idea about her being a government agent assigned to study the utterly trite and insipid lives of retards, but lost the thread of it somewhere. Migraine's a bitch. Still, it could work with editcanon.

He called it a "Beyonce Moment".

I wish I had saved the original with the typo.

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Forgot the companion piece.

This other woman will be adorable and also damaged, and have better chemistry with the MC than Brownhilde. He will, of course, stay true to her despite every indication that she will refuse him and hop on the first alpha dick that comes her way.

Still sounds like Emily. Of course, her real motive is to get Clinton to her government handlers for experimentation. The robot hand's prototype artificial intelligence has become bored and started tinkering with his brainwaves and physiology, which led to his delayed yet explosive allergic reaction to alcohol. Obviously.

Bueno.

Marten confirmed for lescuck.

At last I know. Thank you for over a year of your service.

Not quite. "Their" is used ambiguously in that sentence. She might "diddle" the lady with the spouse's permission (as you're suggesting), or with the lady's permission (and not the spouse's). Either way, more confirmation that Dora's a slut.

I'll see if the opportunity arises to implement that assuming I don't forget.

I do it to shift the weight of the glasses, much like one would shift the straps of a heavy backpack around if you're gunna carry it for awhile glasses have mass, who'd have thunk. Or adjust the glasses so you can see better.

There's loads wrong with that image, disgust.png indeed.

The bridge of my nose can attest to this. I have two dents where my glasses rest. Sometimes you just have to shift it around a bit to give that skin better circulation and make that mild ache go away.

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I saw this argument somewhere, can't remember where. The crux is that people "should" push up on the bridge, not the side, like in anime. It doesn't really fucking matter which way you do it but the reason they do it like that in anime is that it looks cool and doesn't block the face.

Personally I grab the frame from the top and bottom of a lens and wiggle and have another finger against the bridge.

Is this the Mary from Willis' universe hiding in the QM thread?

She hasn't been switched out of the Canonverse, yet.

Am I the only one who had a vivid mental image of grabbing that smug cunt by her ponytail and slamming her head into the ground over and over again?

Couldn't you just kick over all that crap in front of the door to prevent it from working properly?

It'd be like kicking a pretentious sand castle over.

This is gunna end with damaged property, and no one faces charges, isn't it?

She could also just kick the door open and step away.
Now she sees this bullshit it's actually easy to avoid.
Shit, she can get the door open wide enough to stick her whole head out so she could easily take a picture as evidence.

What did he mean by this?

It was lauded as a good example for little girls when it only adds to the moral degredation we as a nation are experiencing.

Walky is just incapable of seeing anybody else who disagrees with him as worthy of even the most basic human rights.

Hes sort of demonic in that way.

…what is that device supposed to do anyway?

Or just close the door.

Revenge for the trannyopressor.

I suspect the machine will make a mess of some kind that the tranny will try to blame Mary for because she set it off. This doesn't make any sense, but Willis will have serious repercussions for Mary's copy because he's retarded like that.

Clarence had never shown attraction to Marten until he heard that. Immediately after these strips it came the Gay Wedding arc, where the Marten/tranny shipping began.

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So near as I can tell this is a machine to make a loud noise since the autist tranny thinks everyone is as sensitive to that as he is.

The way I understood it, the baloon will pop over the bowl to the right. It will then drop a marbel (or something stupid like that) into the bowl, which will make the white staff move down. This will trigger each of the five vertical staffs, all of which will fire a glue cannon.

I came to this conclusion in part because I read (some of) the comments on Willis site.

Oh those are glue bottles, couldn't tell if they were IVs or some kind of gas canister to start fires on the end of those prongs.

So her solution to getting back at the woman who ruined her skates is to cover her face in glue?

The effort she put forth in making this machine could have gone toward striping the glue off the wheels. Hell, she could have just put glue into the gaps in Mary's door to seal it. That would have been cheaper, easier, more subtle, and meaner.

What you don't realise is that Carla is quirky and cute. She would never do something like that!

It's a tranny?! So what we have here is a mentally ill man picking a fight with a woman while hiding behind his feminine aspect to avoid having to answer for his deeds. And the fans of this tripe think the girl is the villain?

Jesus, chivalry is well and truly dead. Do these idiots have any idea what life for women is actually like in utilitarian or pagan regimes?

No.

So I made a thing. New one and original for those who don't get the reference.

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Didn't realize this meme was still alive.

When will Sam Hyde's reign of terror end? When? He must be stopped.

The fuck is going on in that pic?

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I completely missed this story. What happened?

Google Sam Hyde Shooting.

Not a burger, but from what I read, Sam belongs to a 'comedy troupe', and they thought it would be a good idea to pretend to of spoken to this guy who filmed a shooting like he was playing CS:GO.

Sam pretends to be the shooter and his mate pretends to be the friend of Sam on Steam who played CS:GO with him all the time.

Paid exclusive interviews and articles later, and they reveal they made it all up. That picture was the one they made to start it all off.

They deplored Sam, then found out it was really an african american or maybe hispanic, can't recall then instantly backflipped.

Wait… Sam Hyde is the maniacal Christian extremist mostly known by the pseudonym of "Sargon "water the Gardens of Babylon with muslim blood" Akkad"?

>I have a fat cock. You just can't handle it!

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I had the strangest dream.

I dreamed that I had begun linkhopping through various webcomics to find something new, when I found a comic on an extremely basic website. Jeph had been spending all his mystery time making this comic, but not telling anyone about it for some reason.

It was a post apocalyptic story about the Hundred Acre Wood, with so much EDGE that I was cringing in my dream. It was also beautifully drawn, to the point where I thought it was impossible for it to have been Jeph's work until I read through it.

At some point, The Bombs fell nearby and the radiation was killing all the vegetation and driving the immortal denizens insane. Eyore was repeatedly shown using a knife to strip off pieces of his flesh, and lamenting the fact that he didn't bleed. Kanga ate Roo, and said comforting, motherly things to him while he was screaming in pain. Owl plucked off all his feathers and climbed into his oven to cook himself. Tigger had realized that something was wrong early on, and had locked himself into a room to keep from hurting anyone, but he started bouncing uncontrollably and was destroying himself as he continuously slammed into the walls and ceiling. Rabbit was hallucinating that another him was hunting him down through the woods with a torch, intent on burning him alive.

But the worst part was Pooh and Piglet. Pooh wasn't really Pooh. It was Jeph. Jeph had written a comic where he had skinned Pooh and wore his flesh like a costume. The last half of the comic was filled with Jeph raping and sexually torturing Piglet while wearing that costume. Eventually, Piglet died, but Jeph kept fucking him until only pieces remained, then he put those pieces into a bag, and fucked the bag.

The last few pages of the comic showed Jeph slowly taking off his costume as he walked past all the other inhabitants and their plights, finally ending on a panoramic shot of him looking down at the city that Questionable Content is based in while stroking his erection.

I copied the url and went to link it in this thread, but I woke up while I was solving the captcha.

Yes.

i have no words

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editag plz go see a shrink

I heavily advise to see a doctor if you plan on living any longer than two weeks, five days, three hours, fifty-seven minutes and about three seconds.

Christ.

Welp, the dreams have started already. Too late to back out now, Editfag II.

Are all of those edits, or did he actually fool someone? The newsmedia is incompetent enough for me to believe either one.

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The duty of an Editfag is dangerous…

Jeph's omega is so powerful it seems to eat people's minds. Most notably his own

Well, you're fucked now. Sorry, Editfag II.

Holy shit, dude! It took me several months before that craziness started happening. You need some X-Men levels of psychic defense training and you need them yesterday.

I wish to play this game.

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I, uh, I'm a little scared of for you, buddy.

I don't get it
How does the mantle of Editfag hold such a curse ?
It's the work of some meme-magic that we're not aware of ? Did Jeph launched a curse over the role of Editfag ?

It really is of simplicity, comrade.
You're just channeling true thought of Jeph.
Which in turn makes you partly him.
The stronger you are, the longer it takes.

I'm not the new editfag, I was just asking

Still, that shit sounds scary

I'm thinking of it in lotr terms. The original Editfag was a Bilbo of sorts, not fully aware yet of the corrupting power he was dealing with on a daily basis.

I hate to say it but new Editfag might not have the innate resistance that hobbits/autists would have for something this corrupting. I wish him the best of luck though.

This must be some kind of stand attack
He must have developed a stand like desu sir teen a few months after editfag 1 took the mantle, which is why it was so instant this time. The thing is, does he just target one person, or is it automatic and can target multiple people. Does it attack nostalgia or does it mangle representations of his ideals; writing was focal in editfag1's recent dream, emphasising hate for jephs scripting, and the destruction of childhood was in the most recent attack, maybe representing the destruction of others' intellectual properties, so it's either I'm rubber you're glue or let your hate flow.

If I had to guess, it seems to be on a similar level as the H-game curse. If you aren't familiar, anyone making or translating a porn game seems to fall ill and then disappear.

I swear we're all in some kind of japanese horror movie, and editing questionable content is like watching the video, or living in the house, or understanding whatever that kid on the phone is talking about.

Please elaborate on this user

Go on…

It's been a couple years since I was in /hgg2d/, so my memory is a bit fuzzy on all of those that disappeared. ILLAkimoto Comes to mind, as well the creator of Dragon's Bride, The Adventures of Garnet creator too. It was a meme in 2014, but it still seems to hold up as true.

meant to link

Sorry about that

My memory is fuzzy on this, but isnt the current edit arc about dealing with eldritch horrors? And didn't Editfag I dreams began when he made fatso and curry man cultists?

like Baggy pants girl?

Well you look at that, she doesn't look like a pre-op tranny anymore.

I feel like this becomes more and more blatant every times I see them side by side.

Maybe Baggypants Drawfag was secretly Jeph the whole time

Hey I got an idea. To ease the concerns about Jeph stealing OC from the thread lets have a test. We create a somewhat visibly appealing character (Could or could not be a minority in nature); draw some art for it, create a convincing backstory where he/she could fit in Jeph's world; and see if he adds the creation to one of his strips. Either as a background character or a secondary one.

Jeph's done it: he's found an even lazier and more inept faggot than himself:

nytimes.com/2016/05/29/opinion/sunday/my-adventures-in-going-viral.html

I can't believe the New York Times published this, even onto its shitty website.

How the fuck do you fail to capitalize on that much free publicity as a comic?

The guy is obviously a hack with no self-awareness. Yeah, comedians struggle to get discovered but then there are a ton of these guys who are the equivalent of the cringe contestants on American Idol. Judging by the writing, if he didn't say he was a comedian, would you have guessed it? He writes like a bog standard LiveJournal blogger.

You're just jealous you can't maintain composure and fold like a house of cards when encountering something slightly uncomfortable.

I love you, Twitter Bully, but if you keep having so many children and then need government assistance I may not like you so much anymore. But good job for now

Alice Grove has been so exciting I forgot to check for it last week.

We didn't need this further confirmation, but it's nice that Jeph reminded us of what a hack he is.

That, and the way her eyes aren't set correctly in that last panel.

At least Jeph remembered that Nightcrawler's wearing a shirt in both panels.

New delivery of shit.

See, twenty years ago that might have almost been a joke.

Last panel's really out of place. She speaks in a fractured, monotonous manner until it's time for a Jeph-style punchline and suddenly she's capable of intonation.

Normally I get on Jeph for reusing art, but the fucking "Lobby" sign is something you should not redraw.

I agree. If he doesn't commig fully to her fractured speech pattern, it loses the effect.

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You must be new here.

That, there in panel 4, is that what I think it is?

A different perspective?

Sharing is caring.

nu-dora is coming.

What kind of mildly successful niche hipster shop does this one run?

An exploded bar, pay attention user.

I'm afraid that dildo does not meet the criteria to be in this comic sir and/or madam. You see, it just so happens that this dildo has THREE separate colors giving it depth, where at most you are allowed the use of TWO.

We appreciate you respecting the artists wishes on this matter.

No, that's nu-faye
nu-dora is who she's on the phone with

Renee on the phone is Brown Faye from way back when. So Marten gets to bag Brown Dora and Clinton gets Brown Faye.

I'm hoping he's just forgotten he's made a character named Renee already and isn't really doing this.

But I thought I was Editefag the 2nd?
I'm not the one with Jeph in my dreams yet.

Speaking of which, I really ought to be in bed right now, got work in a few hours. But let's see if I can't at least get started on another edit.

If you combine the two, you remove what few redeeming qualities either of them have.

I am afeared.
Why is it a secret bakery?

That's what it's name was. It was on a uncommomnly traveled street in the city.

I remember this without reference. Fucking kill me

Care to explain?

Faye's smoking body compared with Dora's permissive, fun-loving attitude.

absolutely. take this survey about it

poal.me/mztn2u

poal.me/mztn2u

poal.me/mztn2u

poal.me/mztn2u

…What?

Looks like spam. Just ignore him/her/it/xur.

Fucking Jeph, man. Why is he dragging this horrible relationship out so painfully? And why is Clinton still being drawn like Jeph's fallen in love with him?

Faye is fat. Dora is thin. We want Faye's tits and ass with Dora's stomach and jowls to even begin to approach the "smoking" event horizon.

Well, judging by his her looks, Jeph's ex-wife IS a warlock witch.

I hate to say it, but this user might have the right idea. My third girlfriend was Borderline Personality Disorder and I was a constant frustration to her without realizing it, thanks to my sperglord powers. She'd try to make me jealous, I wouldn't get it. She'd try to get me to "rape" her by saying weird things like "If you light a fire in that fireplace, I'd be powerless to resist" and I'd be a gentleman and not light it. Eventually she couldn't take it and broke up with me without giving me a reason. I know now that she DIDN'T have a reason to give, because she would have had to be aware of her own fuckery. Three months later, she told me she tried to kill herself because we broke up, and I laughed, which made her go bat-shit.

I think Jeph's body of work makes people go insane. It's like he's creating the webcomic version of The Necronomicon. If so, I think I got out just in time. I was starting to see a big brown eye every time I opened Photoshop.

wheres the hot girl, is she hiding behind that flesh wall?

I was posting a fatty, not a hot girl. However, since you asked…

very nice.

Thread saved for this post. Someone screencap as a warning for future generations.

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I thought most shotguns were smooth-bored.

Despite of the giggles that was kinda of a dick move.

I didn't name the file, user.

I really like how she got the toilet in the shot.

Jesus Christ,my stomach hurts.I don't know why this is so funny to me.

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Actually, I think the thing that angers her more than anything is that the dude was loudly rollerskating while Mary was trying to study.

The audacity of this kike

This retard doesn't know how the real world works.

Putative self-defense don't real.

The tranny should be sued out of this college, Jesus.

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jesus fucking christ
these fucks got their heads so far up their asses they can smell their own breath

Even if I supported mentally-ill fuckers, you would have to realize that the start of the storyline is

Dave Willis has a very peculiar bias towards Mary, as well. For an in depth history of Mary, please visit the Dumbing of Age thread starting with .

Like an asshole or like some alucard in hellsing shit

>The one thing that angers you more than anything in this world is that I exist

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JESUS CHRIST DELIVER US FROM THIS EVIL

That was a good cheese lasagna

You have about 45 minutes.

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The most disgusting thing in that comic was the lack of shaved faces.

what are you
fucking gay?

I'm putting a stop to this right now before I start putting actual effort into it

>"Now really singing"

Daddy like.

Daddy hate.

I saw this shit in a preview book.
God can't we just have an apocalypses already, burning in hell can't be anywhere as bad as this.

I'm starting to like the idea that Broom is only pretending to be nonverbal/retarded, and is actually the Keeper of the Eldritch. but how do I reconcile that with Clit barfing tentacles?

Like an asshole.

Me laughing at her alleged suicide attempt or her breaking up with me for no reason so she could come back three months later and try to blame me being dumped for her trying to kill herself? Because if it's the former, you may be on the wrong site. Or you may be Jeph Jacques.

That's her face.

Fuck. The mom's look in panel one is almost as good as the psycho Marten face.

That was a momentary hallucination on her part. He was having a normal conversation on his end, but the eldritch energies overpowered her brain for a moment and her vision was superimposed on Clinton's face and dialogue.

user, we're already in hell.

I'm someone with taste!

then we're stuck here forever then

That will depend on whether or not we're keeping the old editcanon.

Why are the parents younger than the children? Has the delusion gone this far? Now there's temporal privilege and temporaphoboa?

Apologies for the delay, long day of work.

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>Now they're really chanting

If anything will affect Jeph's Patreon it'll be him taking two months off.

More excitement and fast pacing.

Is having tbe nanotech gone a good thing, or not? I have no idea.

>And a few days off

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I swear to god I'm going to sue handstab for the neck injury I just endured thanks to the mood whiplash between the penultimate and final panels.

also
Dammit, Jeph.

RThis is what passes for humor these days.

Christ, he is doing this.

damn it jeff you're drunk again

Here ya go. Won't be on again for another week. See ya guys, hopefully, next Monday!

the night is young and full of terrors.

TIL Jeph thinks he's better than Lovecraft (and Robert Crumb).

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Her husband is gay as fuck. No way around it, nigga is deep as fuck in the closet.

This cunt has to be kidding. Also, coincidence that he starts talking about Lovecraft when people put eldritch shit in his comics, or something else?

Taken with the other "coincidences"…nope. Something's fucky.
youtube embed cause I'm lazy

I found this:
alicegrove.wikia.com/wiki/Nanotech

We joke about it, but maybe he really browses this board.

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I hope he does.

Jeph: Yer a cunt.

Not very funny, but still by far the funniest QC strip I remember reading.

Christ, he has almost completely abandoned her former speech pattern in favor of his generic snark. Foolish as it was, I dared to hope.

My
Face
When

That's the best use of that gag line that I've seen in a long time. I actually got a bit of spittle on my monitor from bursting out laughing at that, thanks user.

The fucking hubris on this motherfucker. He can't even keep a fucking schedule and he thinks he's better than two medium-defining greats?

If he really reads these threads, is it not possible he might recognise that the source of our hate for him stems from his lack of artistic improvement, his ineptness at keeping a schedule, and his utter fear of what SJW Dickwolf women think of him?
And then try to improve?

You're adorable.

Can we keep him?

Only if you promise to feed him and clean his cage every day.

I'm beginning to dread the appearance of Renee.

These people are so insulated that they have no self-awareness when they're saying things that are absolutely strange to 95% of the population. This women and her faggy husband are attempting to portray the incredulous strawman as being weird as if it's perfectly normal to buy a putty penis to shove in your panties and then have your husband fondle it in public. 95% of both men and women would find this behavior deviant. But on Tumblr this is tame, and these people have been in this bubble since they found LiveJournal back in the late 90s. It's like there's a parallel track of societal "development" going on with these people.

Here's the YouTube raw. Didn't even bother reencoding since it's 194 KB.

It's funny that Jeph thinks working his own procrastination, uncertainty, and non-commitment into the lore counts as storytelling.

Ironically, this is actually "back to form" for Jeph. Early QC was characterized by having the characters drop whatever is going on in the scene to make a "punchline" or band reference in the final panel.

Even worse is 21 people liked it. Christ. Jeph could earnestly say, "I kidnap and rape babies every morning" with photo evidence and he'd still get upvotes and retweets.

No, he's like Dave Willis. You say that the drama around Mary doesn't make sense because Carla is a cunt, and Willis says you think that because you're a transphobe. Jeph does similar rationalizations except he's even lazier in that he doesn't even bother ascribing a reason. He just calls critics "manbaby rando garbage humans" or somesuch.

Just look at Ghostbusters. You can detail complaints about the shoddy CGI, the usage of medium angle camera lenses meant for stage and comedy (not coincidentally Feig's background), nonsensical lore and universe building and these people will ignore all that and counter with, "Nope, you hate every woman on the planet. This is the only sensible explanation."

Thanks user, you're the best enabler.

What is he, Garydos?

That mental image makes me chuckle.

This is now canon in my mind.

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i have no words

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In which Clinton has a telephone interview for an important position.

Included my font settings for the dialogue, because I got it juuuust right.

Jeph forgot how to draw Dora. Or is it Emily? Fuck if I know.

Gotta keep the joke alive!

It's beautiful.

If that's a reference to The Foundation, then either Handstab is becoming affected by our meme magics, or Jeph is clearly reading this thread.

Hi Jeph.
Any new knife attachments?

Last panel made me chuckle, but one wonders how they got the harpoon if they can't go inside. Also the burned building ir really lazily done.

The dialogue is much funnier when referencing a fake flesh harpoon.

Meme magic has infected cuckchan. You guys are terrible at this. First you put Editfag Prime into the nuthouse and now this.

They ripped off your gag…

It's not in the current thread but they also ripped the edit with this as the punchline (I don't have it saved). For whatever reason the clearly visible watermark is invisible to them.

Oh shit, I'm dying. Half co must of gone full retard as well as blind. What purpose is there to stealing oc on an anonymous board anyway.

All the drawfags left months ago so everyone gets excited when they see new OC. They all think that drawfag X is going to pick up Handy Jay's and draw them lewds. It's been dead for over a year yet they're still obsessed with it and think it's something that's actually going to happen.

Guess that's why some call the cuckchan.
I've never understood the mentality of people who cling to clearly abandoned projects for years.

I think rainbow-flyer actually visited the threads, tripcodes and all, and declared the project dead because she had so many commissions and/or needed the money badly enough where producing free porn for an obscure fanbase made no sense for her. That's quite generous given that these things generally go, "Well maybe when I have time, in the future….someday" and the spergs can't take the hint. It's rare that the creator actually comes out and declare the project actually dead. Yet still they carry on…

Another artist, liquidmark , who is a furfag, talked a big game but delivered nothing but a sketch, which I think someone else colored in.

On the topic of Handy Jay's I checked out what rainbow-flyer is up to and discovered this.

Liquidmark did produce some QC OC, some of which should be familiar.

I can't really imagine unironically liking QC, I only read it to anticipate what an editfag might do to it. It's no exaggeration to say if these threads stopped I'd never read it again.
In a way it's really bazaar seeing someone who stopped reading come back and like what they see enough to start producing fanart.

Same here. I was about done a little before The Trappening came around and then suddenly my sadistic knowledge of this thing started having a purpose.

Not sure if she actually likes it as much as is canvassing as wide as possible for commissions.

Aah, I see. That would explain why she was drawn in cosplay.

Honestly, I didn't know QC existed before these threads.

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I know, not a fan of his style but that one image basically redeems it all.

It's kind of funny that she made something leagues better than Jeph's work as a warm up to her real art. Perhaps she's making fun of him by posting that.

Here's that edit in case someone is still actively archiving this shit.

I can't imagine how anyone could like this shit. When I was a teenager with shit taste, I looked through the recommended comics or whatever on xkcd and found QC, and I didn't even like it then. I gave it a fair shake too, I tried to read the whole thing, but I just gave up because it was too dry.

I think QC was readable in the 2008-2011 range or so. But now it's popularity is just baffling. My end condition was to witness the cratering of Jeph's Patreon but it hasn't happened.

Ironic CAPTCHA.

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YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS

Why, were you having difficulty writing a better punch line?

That's not an edit, that's just TIT DIRT

Last time I gave a shit, I got fucked.

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I love absolutely everything you've done with the backgrounds.

speaking of backgrounds, this lion needed taming. haste makes waste, kids!

Nice consistency with the burned pictures.

I also like your punchline way better than the original.

And they all suck.

Jeph is this sheltered.

Reminder: Jeph fancies himself a heavy metal rocker.

Keep dreaming.

Any artists who don't upstage Jeph?

Jeph showing off his disposable income again.

[respect for Daniel Day Lewis intensifies]

I hope the winner is, "insufferable faggot everyone hates"

I'll bet Jeph really does wonder where the mods are when venturing into the real world twice a year.

Jeph's really proud of those awesome cars he drew.

Jeph…Those cars suck. Trucks don't have random curves and a solid plate where the grill goes.

It's called knowing how to draw.

user you just can't handle the awesomeness.

They say pintsize not being himself is a good thing…

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Nice simple edit
I like, good job user

I could go for some Stouffers right now

Does Jeph not at all find it creepy that this man follows a woman he doesn't know around and helps her shop? He doesn't know her, yet he goes to check up on her at her hotel the very next day, buys her clothes, and continously says "what should we do now" as if he just assumes that he's invited.

And why hasn't any of that girls friends or family members come to pick her up, drive her home and push her off a balcony because she dated a white infidel?

A vulnerable woman with some sort of cognition problem at that. And no support network apart from a cranky phone lady who isn't bothered enough to show up within a 24 hour period.

Sounds like the perfect target- I MEAN "helpless" person that is easy to rape- I MEAN "befriend" and shove my cock- ASSIST IN A BENEFICIAL MANNER… for my dick-
I wonder if drawfriend will accept my request for Brun to be defiled by many tentaclesAn Autist can dream

Or The Testicluster

Who's the artist behind these anyway?

Used to be known as legorobot, but dude got a c&d from Lego's kike attourneys. He goes by plasticbrickautomaton now.

R'enee does things at her own pace, the same as the rest of the Old Ones.

So she's a 35 year old pretending to be 22 like the rest of them?

(checked)

For you.

I'm more a fan of implied lewdity; I hope this is sufficient.

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I don't understand. Why is IPP so detestable when drawn by Sir Handstab, and so waifu-able when she's drawn by our resident drawfag? It's the same character! Same design! Same everything!

It doesn't make any sense.

Ability to draw

I am also a fan of implications. We all know that the one by her belly button is about to slither under her jeans, curl back, and fill her most intimate places with its girthy mass, but the imagination is a powerful aid in art.

Because an autistic girl who is trying to live independently but has her world turned upside down by events beyond her control is a very sympathetic character. We can see her potential, but Jeph is really bad at expressing it.

I normally hate tentacles but damn drawfriend, you make it good.

Plus it reminds me of a sadly dead webcomic parodying the magical girlfriend genre, where a servitor of Azraboath takes the form of an Arab girl. So it's like fanart for an obscure thing I like at the same time.

To be fair, I've had a lot of past experience drawing autistic short-haired thick-eyebrowed perpetually-frowning brown girls.

That's a pretty narrow niche, but I'm happy to fill it.

Threads auto-saging

Yes, and?

Someone may have asked this before, but do you have a blog or somewhere else you post? Because I absolutely love your style and artistic choices.

We've been in auto-sage for a hundred and twenty-odd posts, friend. Where have you been?

Just being in autosage isn't anything to worry about. Page 10 is when you should be getting antsy about having a new thread.

Come to think of it, you may actually be the first person to have asked.

If only for the sake of imageboard etiquette, I prefer not to link directly. Go to DeviantArt and enter the words "reina" and "cyborg" into the search bar. The first couple pages of results should be like 90% my stuff.

Not that user, but I gave you a watch. Good shit.

So fancy.

Brun has been infected with the fatness of Faye.

Man Holla Forums is more slow than usual these days…

I imagine that with classes getting out the last couple weeks, a lot of student users are spending time away from their desks.

Fullchan's also been having problems this afternoon/evening. I've been getting lots of 404s and slow load times.

Does it usually get slow in summer? I honestly can't remember.

Fantastic, thanks. I'll be keeping an eye on it and happily accept for any brown autist lewds you might post here

Our mechanical dysfunctions over the past half a year have kind of been a bo0on now that they've been mostly fixed. I haven't seen many summer fags around, and I wonder if it had some part to do with it.

Either way, I'm fine with board quality staying the same.

It's pathetic to jeph that I am looking forward to edits just to make Brun not a fucking airhead.

If he pushes her being autistic in some way, I'll be pissed. Unless you're severely autistic, you do not do things like this. In fact, she wouldn't have even talked with him if this were the case, making this whole strip moot..

this is my first edit, please be gentle

Jesus christ it's like he used the spraycan tool in MS Paint

It's pretty good. Honestly I'm impressed with how you guys have picked up the slack. Editfag Prime leaves and OC is still through the roof with like 3 editfags and drawfag and any other fag I forgot. Such resilience. Still love ya Prime, if you're still around.

I like that too. People are going around and doing their own edits. I love the first editfag, but now having more people giving it a go is a pretty good trade, I think.

Hm, I wonder who got

I think it's kind of strange that he choses to use the chest-up censored view when he has such an easy way to titillate his fans with steam clouds and back shots. Then again, that requires effort.

I laughed. It was a clever integration of the paper, and the heart-shaped pubic bush sells it for me.

LOL, it's perfect. Couldn't have been in a better thread other than this one.

Once upon a time he tried.

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yeah, there's not much more I could add to the ol' spider pit.

Now there's a turn off.

Meh, I'd take it over a septum piercing anyday.

Belly piercings aren't too bad if tastefully done, but the ICP association removes any degree of tact.

I think you're right about the booger piercing, though

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Now that would be some fuckery. Even if she doesn't look exactly the same, if Renee is a brunette girl with a strong Christian faith, we'll know.

This art looks of worse quality than usual.

Needs more eldrich

I know we're in the TWO FUCKING DAYS but is it me or has the general been slower recently?

I'm kind of disappointed, I like getting my dose of hatred every day.

I'm still here. Always. Waiting.

It's felt a bit slower yeah. How many Editfags do we have now though? I think it'll pick up in the next thread.

I've never used the oekaki function here. I'm not sure if/how it will work.

As am I.

We've got at least two new editfags. Maybe three.

I've never seen the Oekaki function used so that's two of us.

P.S. is captcha going haywire for anyone else the past few days, requiring constant re-authentication?

That has to be one of the best uses of oekaki I've ever seen. Damn.

Anybody else think that its kinda strange Clinton is still going with out glasses?
Like I understand he lost them in the fire but who doesn't have and old pair or a backup or something?

Look I know its been said before but we are really bad at this.

Maybe he's taking a page out of Peter Parker's book.

I'm still here as well. We'll be a bit more active when we hit the bottom and make a new thread, but Holla Forums in general has been slower lately. I think it has to do with the time of year and having fewer students at their desks all the time.

That, or all this "Goodbye, I'm leaving" shitposting has actually convinced people to stop posting here.

Only actual faggots post that shit though. If people are gonna leave they're not gonna make one more comment and then they're done. Cold turkey is the only way to quit. The ones that post it and mean it never belonged here in the first place.

Do we have a header for the new thread?

It's perhaps a bit self-indulgent, but it's all I could think of.

Textless version included in case anyone can think of a good pun / gag.

Wait, what. Did it save the oekaki from my last post?

Let's try that again.

I think the oekaki stays with you like checking the "sage" or "spoiler" button.

I also think the pun for this one should be ACCEPTABLE CONTENT

Bueno.

Nah. Even if I agreed with you, on page 10 anything goes.

I haven't figured this out. Sometimes it sticks, sometimes it doesn't. I think it's a state bug, like how sometimes the text stays in the box after you post.

I like the way you think, user. Updated accordingly.

Noice.

This thread hit page 10 already, new one with the latest comic here