Somalia makes a website

I thought you boys would enjoy this:

somaligov.net/

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_disability

Based as fuck, thinking about moving there

Other urls found in this thread:

somaligov.net/Universities .html
universityofqaran.com/
webmail.opentransfer.com/horde/imp/
somaligov.net/President.html
president.somaligov.net/
twitter.com/SOPresident
somaligov.net/TheUNFailures.html
mfa.somaligov.net/Somali Embassies.html
somalicongress.org/
amouduniversity.net/
shabait.com/
guineaecuatorialpress.com/?lang=en
en.legabon.org/
goss.org/
republicoftogo.com/
ghana.gov.gh/
picasaweb.google.com/117318784391443843689
somaligovernment.org/
somaligovernment.org/somali_video.html
somaligovernment.org/contact.html
somaligov.net/index.html
somaligovernment.org/betty_boop.html
somalilandlaw.com/
somaligovernment.org/xmjs.html
somaligovernment.org/parliament_html.html
somaligovernment.org/jesus_face.html
opm.gov.so/
mojc.gov.so/
mfa.gov.so/
mof.gov.so/
centralbank.gov.so/
villasomalia.gov.so/
twitter.com/somaligov
yahoositebuilder.en.softonic.com/
aminarts.com/
twitter.com/SomaliPM
twitter.com/thevillasomalia
opm.gov.so/offical/somali/goverment/documents/nd_staff_hiring.pdf
books.google.com/books?id=C9niJkyEhf8C&pg=PT20&lpg=PT20&dq=somaliauthor@hotmail.com&source=bl&ots=Fc-3gLMnAU&sig=cWZTs_nyeOS_iKEwOJcdEYt-DnE&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwir5MPV_cbMAhUMwWMKHQqtCs4Q6AEIJzAC#[email protected]&f=false
archive.is/2rGYa
centralbank.gov.so/currency.html
centralbank.gov.so/monetarypolicy.html
archive.is/x2gnk
twitter.com/WargeyskaDalka
archive.is/cgQWo
pekinboys.com
draculascastle.com
iibka.com/
badalkariye.com/Biography .html
somalinet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=275039
linguistics.universityofqaran.com/
mwhrd.gov.so/
somaligov.net/News.html
somaligov.net/Gov-Webmail.html
mail.somaligov.net
webmail.opentransfer.com
mail.somaligovernment.org/
somaligov.net
somaligovernment.org
bbc.com/news/10148322
hiiraan.com/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Chile
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Texas
bank.somaligov.net/
osgit.somaligov.net/
mop.somaligov.net/
sntv.somaligov.net/
asluubta.somaligov.net/
moi.somaligov.net/
moh.somaligov.net/
mofmr.somaligov.net/
police.somaligov.net/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Damn, their website is comfy as fuck. No javashit or trendy flatness.

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Somali confirmed for least data-mining shill site on the web.

Somalia has a government now?

umatrix is showing not a single red-listed site and only three scripts are running off of the main site

amazing

they gave chile special flag

Some real web 1.0 nostalgia there. Thanks for that somaliagov.

The Local Jobs subpage is doppelkek.

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Maybe they need some love?

The fucking website of the government even has a gibsmedat button

What a time to be alive

somaligov.net/Universities .html
universityofqaran.com/

>webmail.opentransfer.com/horde/imp/

These niggers couldn't even get some leftist homo with a design degree to do some volunteer work and build them a website? I bet there would be hundreds who would have jumped at the chance.


Oh wait, Somalia is actually dangerous, lefties wouldn't actually go there. Nevermind

Not probable.

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my 8 year old sister tried making a website. It looked slightly better than this.

at least it doesn't 504 half the time

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somaligov.net/President.html


Maybe Holla Forums could apply?

Ethiopian annexation of Somalia, Eritrea and Djibouti soon?

Loading that page just crashed my video and audio drivers. What the fuck.


And that list of personalities who have bettered the world
Wait, what?

Is this an official site? Why didn't they use the two letter TLD, .so or whatever

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is good site
president.somaligov.net/

at least it doesn't drain my resources

kek, his twitter is suspended.
twitter.com/SOPresident

We wuz Lenin and shit…

Pretty good read.

somaligov.net/TheUNFailures.html

"…Swedish minister for…."

of fucking course.

Holy shit, this page is broken entirely and allows infinite scrolling to the right.

mfa.somaligov.net/Somali Embassies.html

kek

We wuz computah science

I like how all of their images are hotlinked from other websites.

lol I wonder what the credentials are for the international job posting as "expert in local governance", ahahaha I could go full Mr. Kurtz and have those niggers mining bauxite with my little caesars/home depot/BA resume

somalicongress.org/
It is a site that describes the Hello Work of vocational training and employment information.

In order to receive vocational training, it is necessary to enroll in vocational training schools because some, such as test and interviews for that you need to prepare well.

Vocational training schools in Tokyo, Osaka, Kanagawa, you may receive vocational training to find your local school because it is in each prefecture including the major cities such as Fukuoka.

Age also entered into one of the qualification. Let's win the work at the weapons the "youth".
You might think "! I want to work as a stable full-time if possible." But life is a long time for it. And the period is also long to work! !
First part, temporary staff, a job such as a contract employee. And companies also have a lot to hire as your full-time employed depending on the motivation and ability.
In addition to graduating from high school on their own is what kind of company, part you do not know yet whether the want to get in any kind of occupation, dispatch company, there is also a way of thinking to pursue a career in the contract employees. And if it finds really want to employment company, to experience a variety of occupations to the interviewer laden with social study,
And work that he wants he occupied Let's appeal out on the whole surface that "there is only here!".
If it finds that successful job to then you really want to learn, there is also a University of society human frame.
It is the era of wide diversification. And is the era of speed. Work is "raw things". Good job will get fixed soon to the conditions.
Wondering which time does not have. Let's put a difference to everyone to quickly register even a little.
And day-to-day net of After registering check not forget! !

"Qualification"
- High school graduate regardless or more, experience and required ordinary license recruitment under these conditions there are fine. License of the car is advantageous to set aside the coming era.


"test"
In the employment test, and common sense, there is also a company to write the essay. To survive this let's read always the newspaper.
Thinking, judgment, expressive power will grow.


Tips for a successful job hunting ※
Still ice age in relation to employment also saying, is becoming well the economy is in abenomics. Application of dozens of times in one of the jobs are located in quite common. It is to leave the head one vent in the back than everyone acorn ….
Is the resume of the most easily be turned on the difference.
"Resume" is your face. Be sure wrote aspiring motivation and self-PR because those that appeal to you.
Here are the main thing as notes.
① personal computer input Let's stop.
② that there is a typographical errors.
③ which has been corrected in the correction fluid.
④ copy of the resume.
From the stage to create a resume, please fill while assumed to interview.


If you have a child, there are two that may put a Saiki to get a job.


The first is whether there is a need to ascertain whether or not the companies that the child is tolerant to child-rearing.
For example, do me think that there is a good thing to leave early or give me a break will become important when the child must be nursed a fever.

Second, it depends on whether there is an experience.
If If you are a housewife until now, it is better to set aside a qualified case that for the first time job hunting this time.

they even got best korea linked. kek

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The image address is so large that not only can I not post it here, it takes my computer a full 20-30 seconds to finish pasting it.

bretty gud

University of Qaran
The University of Qaran (UOQ) is the National University of the Democratic Republic of Somalia, the University of Qaran (UOQ) was established on January 1, 20098 and it has branches in Mogadishu, Hargeisa, Galkayo, Kismayo and the Globe.
Indian Ocean University in Somalia
Indian Ocean University in Somalia was the first private public university in Somalia, which was founded in 1993 by group of Somali Scholars.
Mogadishu Universitty
Mogadishu Universitty is a private university, and one of Somalia's best universities.
amouduniversity.net/
Amoud University is a private universitty loacted in Boorame, and established in 1996
Hargeisa University
Hargeisa University is a private university and located in Hargeisa and established 2000
Benadir University
Benadir University is a private university located in Mogadishu, and established 2002
East Africa University
East Africa University is a private university located in Bossaso and established in 1992
Burao University
Burao University is a private university located in Burao and established in 2004
Puntland State University
Puntland State University is aprivate university located in Garowe and established in 2004
Kismayo University
Kismayo University is a private university located in Kismayo and established in 2007
East Somali University
East Somalia University was founded in 2010
Qalam International University in Mogadishu
2011


>amouduniversity.net/

Somalis confirmed niggaboos

This website looks like a Somalian nigger designed it!

Oh, wait…

Also:
Why are they using a .net? It should be .so for Somalia. What the fuck

Feels good to have some nignogs use the flag

The Somali Prime minister went to state college in my city, and held a (appointed, not elected) position in the municipal authority for my city. And now he is prime minister of somalia. I… do not know how to feel about this,

is this a fucking page for a Kickstarter

Holy fuck

I didnt even notice that

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

Maybe we could say hi?

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Also, using the flag of the US. state of Georgia instead of the flag of the nation of Georgia.

Is this a fucking satire page? Serous, are we being rused?

There are a couple like that.
shabait.com/
guineaecuatorialpress.com/?lang=en
en.legabon.org/
goss.org/ (South Sudan)
republicoftogo.com/

ghana.gov.gh/

Pages for other African countries look pretty good.

wait a minute

The country list alone makes the entire website

That looks really shit lmao.
also the photo gallery on that links to this shit.
picasaweb.google.com/117318784391443843689

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We might be getting rused. The "Democratic Republic of Somalia" let me on.

The Democratic Republic of Somalia was dissolved in 1991 with the collapse of the USSR. It doesnt exist anymore.

It's probably link from Google. If you try coping the link to an image from Google image search you'll get very long link like this

somaligovernment.org/

This is the real Somali government page. Much better. Its not fucking 25 years old like the one OP gave, the lying fuck.

Can still post those here.

Turkey confirmed European btw

that looks something that i created in first grade. it's as cringey. this is supposed to be a government website, not a childs blog.
what the fuck is even going on here
somaligovernment.org/somali_video.html

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what

"Much Better"

Wait a minute. Im confused again.

The OP site gives the current prez of Somalia. But says he is the president of the "Democratic Republic of Somalia" which ceased to exist 25 years ago. Also the existence of the other Somali gov website.

What the fuck is going on? do they have two official government websites and just forgot about one?

this is madness
im losing my mind here

which one is real??

somaligovernment.org/contact.html

I thought it just looked like it did due to my plugins. Nope. Their CSS isn't even in a separate file. It's in a tag. All of it. None of it is in a separate .css file. None of it points to jewgle-hosted .css files. It is the most disgusting html I've ever seen. It's 2223 lines long. Youtube's homepage is roughly 1700 lines long.

even without the missing "i" it should say "industry" not industrial

somaligovernment.org/

somaligov.net/index.html

which is real? what the fuck is happening

They forgot "Ministry of Marine Hijacking" and "Ministry of Kidnapping Ransoms"

the news on the front page is from May and June of 2013

This video section on the second website is ass to look at.

There's also a picture of Betty Boop that leads to a page with Popeye.
somaligovernment.org/betty_boop.html

Ministry of pozzing Europe

H-Hey guys

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Another one???
somalilandlaw.com/

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what?
A government doesn't have people who speak competent English?

kek

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Niggers. What did you honestly expect?

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This is the greatest thread in the history of Holla Forums

lol yeah

We wuz pirates and shiet.

No, that's the Panama that has an even bigger flag.

Its listed three times actually. The third is under "Northern America"

President's page :^)
somaligovernment.org/xmjs.html

Popeye's page is just some shit green page, and the "test2" at the bottom just leads back to a link to Popeye.

lel

That's not a link, that's the entire image encoded as plain text.

THE PARLIAMENT OF SOMALIA
somaligovernment.org/parliament_html.html

I copied the image link tho

These treasures must not be forgotten

this is fucking great

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looks like my elementary school

Is… is this… REAL?

Shouldnt all foreigners do this. Come to the west learn civilization and then go back and try to better their country

And our nation is torn over tranny bathroom debates

Fuck this earth

BRAZZERS

yes. apparently they have 2 websites which both look as bad.

Well… they tried…

Comfy

scrolled down and there's this random text.
wtf?


leads to this
somaligovernment.org/jesus_face.html

and the video…

let's ddos it

spool up those ion cannons

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the 5 people on the site is already crashing the server, bro

I shit post on IE.

Then if we don't see it, how would we know if our browser is secure???????

congrats Holla Forums
We managed to crash a government website

I like how you can direct contact the highest levels of Somalian government.

I hope they implement a livechat help feature soon.

(checked)
Because America cut it in half.

opm.gov.so/
mojc.gov.so/
mfa.gov.so/
mof.gov.so/
centralbank.gov.so/
villasomalia.gov.so/

UPDATE: WE ARE ANNOUNCING A NEW PROJECT FOR ALL IMAGES TO BE UPGRADED TO .PNG

WITH GREAT EFFORT, WE HOPE THIS WILL BE COMPLETED BY 2021

Pretty bold statement from them when it's worth about a thousandth of a Euro

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federal republic and somaliland are different things though

Who knew right? Fucking statists.

twitter.com/somaligov

THEY HAVE A TWITTER

Libertarians everywhere dreams crushed today.

What is this monkey speak with lots of "x"'s

THE ETERNAL ETHIOPIAN

Its like they just chose niggers they thought of as cool without considering what they actually did..

He is guilty of nothing but standing up to the kikes.

oh shit Somalia wtf are you doing my nigga

let the monkeys fight among themselves

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so, who can the truth #now?


Amazing

HAHAHAHAHAHA

THEY MADE THE SHITTY WEBSITE WITH YAHOO SITEBUILDER

THIS FUCKNIG THING

yahoositebuilder.en.softonic.com/

just view the source of their shitty website. starts with.
"

Greater chaos and misery of Somalia soon to come

>>>/somalia/

She will be taking the SSC (starving Somalian cock) soon enough

they want to tell us something
we only have to listen

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Incredible findings.

pretty good quality, not going to lie

We are now all officially considered terrorists.

Top Kek, atleast they're honest.

what is this shit? what did the somalian use to make this site?

"BOF" found nothing, but searching for the paths suggests Site Studio. hm.

here:

what do you know, they're cheap

aminarts.com/
That's a hell of a website.

I never said he wasn't cool just that regardless of your personal opinions of Obama and Qadafi unless you're completely and utterly retarded you should not like both. You can like Qadafi, of you can be a blue pilled idiot that likes Obama, but liking both is a whole new level of stupid.

Its funny that the government twitter is constantly posting some pretty aggressive political cartoons.

THE ETERNAL ETHIOPIAN

THE ETERNAL ETHIOPIAN
HE STARTS FAMINE
HE FUELS FAMINE

can't a liberal just like them both for not being white?

Qadafi didn't do nothing. He a good boy.

is secretly somali pirate trying to make richer ethiopia look bad

ETERNAL ETHIOPIAN MERCHANT MEME WHEN

They are already doing it for us, dude. Just sit back and take it all in.

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Behind every Jew, there is an Ethiopian.

–old Somali saying.

get back to your mountains, cow fucker
i fuck off with your crops and lack of internal conflict, fag
i bet you dont even have a sharia state

Is it bad that I want Trump to do this when he's president?

This language just kills me.
WAR DEG DEG AH

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huwan ah oo isugu jira ITOOBIYAN

WAR DEG DEG AH

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The Berenstain one and the Berenstein one, something went wrong in the reality shift.

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she aint suck yo dick last night nigga? ayaa sheegay nigga nam saying smh

THE ETERNAL ETHIOPIAN STRIKES AGAIN

This guy looks like an adult nigger version of that one facebook kid. Wish I had the image.

Could be fun to just post these elsewhere and when called out on "racism" just point them to Somalia's twitter.

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Yeah that will be useful when im debating the.. oh wait never. Nobody even knows what the fuck they say, its from a Somalian perspective too, so who knows if they are correct or not.

Do you never simply do things for fun?

Holla Forums you choose
should we help them fix their website maybe get Holla Forums on board
or should we troll them
dunno email them malware and shit
also can any american call in this number

You say that to the person who posted the images in this thread…

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Wait, that's not the Somali government's twitter. It links to the wrong site. I think it's actually this guy

These are government accounts.
twitter.com/SomaliPM
twitter.com/thevillasomalia

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you can direct email the various offices of Somali government, so have a go at it bro.

Do IQ tests work when you don't speak a real language?

I can only dream of the type of Internet shilling that the somali nsa does

waxa fuck sameeyey oo kaliya wixii aad igu tidhaahdona aad jawaan yar xanuunsan ayaa aad ogtahay i qalin hogaanka Anoo qabiilka ku gaajoonaya oo aan i leeyihiin in ka badan 300 kufsi ayaa xaqiijiyay

its a pretty good language.

I say we just watch from afar, but if you want to get involved somehow, help them
I'm interested in how these nogs have managed to accomplish more things than their american counterparts despite having a lower IQ average by 17 points and being constantly at war/ starving

This could actually be a good case study on how far nogs can progress if you leave them alone

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Yes because the questions are a collection of geometric shapes

> opm.gov.so/
headings Mrsomali Theme
> mfa.gov.so/
/templates/jp-lawyer/

Don't even wanna look further at the developer tools source codes:/

On ==all== sites:
No SSL certificate
No CSP
No X-Frame-Options
No STS Header
No HPKP Header
No X-XXS Protection
No X-Content-Type-Options

They allow the reporting of which server they are running and frameworks. Atleast they got competent people running their servers, though i'm pretty sure if i bothered to start scanning them for ways in i'd find plenty.


centralbank.gov.so/ is litteraly sending the fact it's running on Microsoft-IIS/8.5 with ASP.net i don't even have to do the work :/

Not even bothering to adapt to Acquia Drupal open source standards for security and to create uniformity and proper standards. Fucking subhuman monkeys. These people don't even know the word cyber security…. i can literally remove them from the internet.


This is trully nigger tier shit!

Maxaa fuck ma waxaad kaliya fucking iga yidhaahdaan ku saabsan, waxaad jawaan yar? Ayaan aad ogtahay waxaan ka qalin top of my class in meydka Navy ah, oo aan ku lug lahaa weeraro qarsoodi badan oo ku saabsan Al-Oday, oo waxaan haystaa in ka badan 300 dileysaa xaqiijiyay. Waxaan ahay tababaray dagaal goriilla oo waxaan ahay toogte ugu sareeya oo dhan ciidamada qalabka sida ee Maraykanka. Waxaad waxba ii laakiin kaliya diirada kale yihiin. waan idinka soo tirtiri doonaa fuck la sax kooxaha reer oo weligeed laguma arag ka hor inta on Earth this, u fiirso erayada fucking aan. Waxaad u malaynaysaa inaad ka heli kartaa iska leh isagoo leh shire ii Internetka? Mar kale feker, fucker. Sida aynu ka hadalno lay xiriiraya aan network qarsoodi ah basaasyo guud ee USA iyo IP loo ogan hadda si fiican aad isugu diyaariso duufaanka, dixiri. duufaan ah in tirtiro oo soo baxay wax yar liita waxaad wici noloshaada. Waad fucking dhintay, kid. Waxaan noqon karaa meel kasta, wakhti kasta, oo waxaan idinku dili karaa in ka badan toddoba boqol oo siyaabo, iyo in kaliya la gacmaha u dhashay. Ma aha waxaan uun ahay waxaan si ballaadhan loo tababaray in dagaal aan hubaysnayn, laakiin waxaan u leeyihiin in ay helaan Arsenal oo dhan United States ah Marine Corps oo waxaan u isticmaali doonaa in ay ilaa xad buuxa si ay u tirtiri aad dameer loo naxo gooyso oo qaaradda, aad shire yar. Haddii kaliya aad garan karin waxa ka aarsanay xaaraan ah oo aad u yar "xariif" comment ahaa oo ku saabsan in la keeno hoos korkiinna, waxaa laga yaabaa in aad qaban lahayd carrabka fucking. aad Laakiin ma aad kari waayeen, ma yeeleen, oo hadda waad bixinta qiimaha, waxaad goddamn nacas. Waxaan shire doonaa cadhadayda oo dhan aad ka weyn oo idin Maansheeyo doonaan. Waad fucking dhintay, kiddo.

Check out the masonic handshake in that pic


WE WUZ ALL SEEN EYEZ

Kaliya waxaan jeclaan lahaa inaan interject in mudo ah. Maxaa aad u jeeday sida Linux, waa in fact, GNU / Linux, ama sida aan dhawaan qaaday si ay u soo wacaya, GNU daray Linux. Linux ma aha nidaamka qalliinka ah laftiisa ku yidhi, laakiin qayb kale oo lacag la'aan ah nidaamka si buuxda u shaqeeya a GNU sameeyey waxtar leh oo ay corelibs GNU, korontada qolof iyo qaybaha nidaamka muhiim ah oo ka kooban OS buuxda sida lagu qeexay by POSIX.
Qaar badan oo dadka isticmaala computer ordi version a modified nidaamka GNU maalin kasta, iyada oo aan wax garanayn. Iyada oo markeeda a khaas ah oo dhacdooyinka, version of GNU kaas oo maanta si weyn loo isticmaalo waxaa badanaa loo yaqaan "Linux", iyo qaar badan oo ka mid ah dadka isticmaala ay aanay ka warqabin in ay asal ahaan waa nidaam GNU ah, ee ay Project GNU ah. Waxaa runtii waa Linux ah, iyo dadkan ayaa ku isticmaalaya, laakiin waa uun qayb ka mid ah habka ay u isticmaalaan.
Linux yaruna waa: barnaamijka nidaamka ah in qoondaysaa khayraadka mishiinka ee barnaamijyada kale in aad u ordaan. yaruna waa qayb muhiim ah nidaamka qalliinka ah, laakiin aan waxtar lahayn goonidiisa yahay; waxay u shaqayn karaa oo kaliya ee macnaha guud ee nidaamka hawlgalka dhamaystiran. Linux waxaa caadi ahaan loo isticmaalaa in lagu daro nidaamka hawlgalka GNU: nidaamka oo dhan asal ahaan waa GNU la Linux daray, ama GNU / Linux. wax-u-qaybinta "Linux" All runtii waa qaybiyey GNU / Linux.

I like the look of utter disgust in that man's face.

mods pls sticky this thread needs to last the ages

I equally like how purposely he distances himself from that snag-toothed biped as much as possible

He's damn near out of the frame

villasomalia.gov.so/
The President has a normal-looking site, if a bit low-effort.

Omg hai _ ^ waxaan ahay kolkiiba-San oo waxaan gabi ahaanba luuuv anime

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We need someone to inject pictures of Ben Carson in place of all the somalian president's pictures

autism?
autism.

You could apply to become their new Webmaster!

opm.gov.so/offical/somali/goverment/documents/nd_staff_hiring.pdf

I want to live an exciting meaningful life

I'm going nuts in the USA

Somalia looks like the real deal

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Somalian autism.

*teleports to UN food storage building*

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Just visit Dearborn, MI

Do you think a cyber attack on the somali government would make it to cnn?

That would be fucking hilarious

New Deal Somalia

I think the dozen or so people who have visited the sites from the thread have put so much strain on the Somalian web infrastructure that the country needed to re-issue it's currency.

omg this is real

I wonder if somalians get nigerian spammers?

They probably take it seriously every time.

they go to war

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Why does the somali central bank website have pics of auto mechanics and welders on it?

Somalians are invading that part of the US, quite literally

Nice photograph of the rare Niggerjew.

This.
Leave them alone.

[email protected]

wrote this book apparently

books.google.com/books?id=C9niJkyEhf8C&pg=PT20&lpg=PT20&dq=somaliauthor@hotmail.com&source=bl&ots=Fc-3gLMnAU&sig=cWZTs_nyeOS_iKEwOJcdEYt-DnE&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwir5MPV_cbMAhUMwWMKHQqtCs4Q6AEIJzAC#[email protected]&f=false

THE SOMALI/MINNESOTA PLOT THICKENS

sorry for the direct tlink, here's archive archive.is/2rGYa

centralbank.gov.so/currency.html

centralbank.gov.so/monetarypolicy.html

This does not seem like a competently run organization.

This is some quality literature right here

KANGS

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Quads confirm

I'm wondering if he does this as a service for other somalis
archive.is/x2gnk

I can just imagine the Somali central bankers

So 25 years ago I went to middle school in a large suburb west of Minneapolis named Plymouth.

Today the Somaliniggers have already invaded. I have it on good authority that 30-40 teachers at Plymouth Middle School are transferring or resigning specifically due to the invasion of Somaliniglets. This will definitely hit Minnesota State media outlets but I'm hoping word gets out to the rest of the Union.

Do it faggot.

here's his twitter

twitter.com/WargeyskaDalka

I just read the first page of the first chapter

mindblown.gif

he has a twitter botnet to shill something i think he might be sincere about, can't tell.

It's hosted in the buckeye state of Ohio.

holy shit

archive.is/cgQWo

thread archive for infinity keks

I thought this was particularly hilarious.

wat

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post yfw you realize 30% or more of immgrants to sweden are somalian or related

well, here's the diabolical man behind it all

some of these requests are just bizarre.
pekinboys.com
draculascastle.com
iibka.com/

That's because it's not an address. It's the base64-encoded representation of the binary data. Your browser decodes those characters into ones and zeros and renders it as a jpg.

A very inefficient way of serving image data, but useful for some purposes.

Not this purpose, though.

I wonder if their ministry of defense site has the weapons hot go codes ready to be swiped

ebony and ivory

Activate it.

www.badalkariye.com

all roads lead here

kek what the fuck is going on itt

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He is the only nigger in Somalia that can read,write or Internet

He is the one

badalkariye.com/Biography .html
very impressive

Holla Forums is going on a cyber safari

If this thread can go two weeks, Holla Forums could pull off its first military coup

These comic's deserve the Garrison touch.

Sheeeeeeit Badal

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somalinet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=275039

>Funniest somali presidential candidate I every came across, On his CV it says he is a Professor and founder of University of Qaran, he made a short online dictionary and is calling it a University :lol: linguistics.universityofqaran.com/

Even niggers in Africa know he's a fuckup. :^)

i'm not even a lolbertarian you just look fucking sad

Typical niggers.

It was actually meant as a joke, I am pretty sure libertarians don't actually want to live in Somalia, but I'm glad I triggered you hard enough to come in and sage the thread with your butthurt comment.

It's like he didn't actually come up with these quotes organically. He forced them.

Like how niggers use big words incorrectly just because it sounds good

Damn.

Anons, if IQ doesn't equal intelligence, does it equal awareness? Because I don't think this nigga is aware of who he is…

sure shillboy, sure

I would not post anything and just do it. I am certainly not interested in getting extradited to some mudhut prison where Tyrone tier nigers roam like wild pack monkeys or for that matter attracting FBI or Inter/pol/.

now we know justin trudeau's secret foreign affairs advisor

Also I love how you assume I'm natsoc just because I mentioned libertarians.

>>>/reddit/

the ride never ends, huh?

shill harder

what is autist guys name?

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Spede Pasanen

mwhrd.gov.so/

Can't get much better then this folks.

this is like reading a zen koan. truly we have found the dark enlightenment

Pattern recognition and problem solving.

High iq = good at games

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Did you watch the video?

I did, its nothing special.

hey, there's alot of new zealanders that will get upset if you hang shit on Coon Islanders.

t.Australian

I got the joke, what's up buddy? you hurt?

NZ has pretty strict immigration laws, but they're also pozzed up the ass. How long do you thin it'll be before they fill North Island with so much kebab that all the whites flee to South Island?

To the user who commented, you have good taste in liked videos.

I-It's actually me.

be careful, who knows how long until it's compromised and riddled with exploits.
I highly doubt Somalia has any infosec technicians.

Even Somalia is a fan of Trump.

That depends. If Maoris somehow "discover" evidence of them historically occupying more of the South Island than they actually did, whites might never have that opportunity.

Then again, I have some confidence that Maori Nationalism will surge alongside WN, and New Zealand will "remain" "bi-cultural".

Why is the womens' website better than those other two shitholes?

I would guess that feminist and "rights" agencies receive special attention from the UN and other organizations. Globalists really like feminism because it reduces birthrates and makes it easier to implement leftist social policies.

He's literally their best

I really like the idea of Holla Forums asking Holla Forums to help out the Somalian government in the creation of a website that's better than the Ethiopian one. :)

Jesus Christ, why are niggers so fucking worthless and dumb?

No. It's fine the way it is. A perfect reflection of the Somali people.

Why the fuck should we help retard shitskins that are probably hanging out in a Dearborn Somali nightclub at this very moment. >>>Holla Forums

I don't know man, I just don't know.

Don't say that, makes me touchy.

We also have a ton of Somalians in Columbus thanks to former nigger mayor Mike Coleman.

the picture is a sikh guy, probably the one during 1984 Indira Gandhi assissination

Bump, this thread is pure gold

Honesty that looks like a Texas flag instead.

I dont understand why some people are making fun of this website? It works better than Holla Forums.

Is this a joke? Which one is real?

It looks like one those Russian scam websites.

Is this definitely their website?

They aren't raping babies and killing eachother like their countrymen, they're trying to do something better for their country, for the good of the nation.

But… this is all they can do…

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*Webmassa

Libertarianism: 100000000000 Autism points.

I'm just saying, if you came across a bag of dogshit wouldn't you be obligated to set it on fire?

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what is this meme?

Hold it right there.

based somalia

oh my lel dude

somalia has a government?

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I hope Holla Forums puts on a military coup against Somalia.
bump so that more people know

shit posted on Holla Forums
>>>Holla Forums5722276

These need the Ben Garrison treatment.

NOPE. That’s kikework. Mental retardation is defined as a score under 85.

But 85 is also the average IQ of American niggers, and that hurts feelings, so the kikes dropped it down.

Yet niggers in Africa still fit the bill.

Some shitposting going on in the news section

somaligov.net/News.html

somaligov.net/Gov-Webmail.html
>redirects from mail.somaligov.net to webmail.opentransfer.com

This could be interesting. Uses Horde IMP, but a pretty outdated version.

It's common practice not to shove the version number in webmail clients to prevent people from easily finding exploitable targets, but they've got a nice language option on the login screen, and they nicely documented the added languages in their changelog. 4.1 added Hebrew, 4.3 added Basque/Euskara. Hebrew's there, Euskara isn't.

4.3.3 was released in 2009. Might be worth looking into, probably some flaws to be found.

The other site seems to have a more secure solution.
mail.somaligovernment.org/ leads to Yahoo mail.

I suspect they forgot the login details of the first and redid it from scratch.

BEST WEBSITE OF 2016

Wait, is this the government shitting on themselves?

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and how is this bad, at least they are not part of the botnet

somaligov.net is, apparently, the true official website.
somaligovernment.org is the site by the self-proclaimed president/warlord Abdinur Ahmed Darman. The domain's registered in his name, and according to that, lives in Annandale, Virginia.

According to the BBC, there was an agreement between him and some private German military contractors in 2010 to train and equip Somali troops.
bbc.com/news/10148322

Some other articles from the time seem to indicate that he was receiving US support and was to, at some point, take over and replace the reigning president. Must've not panned out or been misconstrued, then.

Kind of makes me want to go there. I could be their God Emperor, with my, from their perspective, infinite knowledge and wisdom, I could transform them into a decent country

Wew

But wait, it goes deeper. At the address the domain is registered resides the HQ of Somali News.
"Somali News is an accounting company based out of 4029 Justine Dr, Annandale, Virginia, United States."
They run the online news site Hiiraan at hiiraan.com/

A domain registered to a warlord that just happens to use the address of an accounting firm that hosts a Somali news site is pretty weird, man.


Well-funded outside parties and/or nigs nogging it up would make sure any progress made would get squandered. Rhodesia and Haiti had all the groundwork made to turn into beautiful places, don't add Somalia to the list.

Why does Holla Forums call Somalians niggers? Aren't pure, non-Bantu Somalians Hamitic Caucasoids, with some history?
Why would let groids claim them when they aren't fam?


Also, it is me, or do non of these videos work?

WTF is going on between the US and Somalia? Can anyone stitch it all together and summarize?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Chile

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Texas

It's the flag of Chile, which is really just a ripoff of the Texan flag but oh well

You might think they're not good with computers, but I assure you, Somalia CAN into cutting-edge Flash technology, from snazzy intros to menu buttons to more doohicklers.
bank.somaligov.net/
osgit.somaligov.net/
mop.somaligov.net/
sntv.somaligov.net/
asluubta.somaligov.net/
moi.somaligov.net/
moh.somaligov.net/
mofmr.somaligov.net/

This one might need a little help from right-click>play, or not.
police.somaligov.net/

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