ITT: Post your shitty jobs

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We run an evaluation on every dog to make sure they aren't aggressive. That being said fights do happen occasionally. Just gotta run over and pull them off each other and make sure theres no blood. Every now and then theres a bad one. Last week we had one where it ruptured a massive tumor on a dog and there was blood fucking everywhere. Hes doing fine now if you were curious

Never been pissed on but i did lift up a puppy who was kinda sick and he had dirrarea all down my leg and on my shoe. Luckily my boss let me wear a towel and work barefoot while they went through the laundry.

business analyst

$92k base + bonus and benefits

24

8.5/10

Fortune 50 company with lots of exit opportunities and best in class training. Great benefits (company car, expense card, medical/dental/eye, etc) and pretty decent pay for the time i've been with the company. Good ownership of business, i get to manage a $350,000,000 sector of my team's annual sales. Going to end FY15/16 at a 108 IYA. pretty gud. work flex is good

I feel like i should be paid more tbh.

There are a good number of annoying dogs. Humpers, whiners, barkers, shit eaters, etc. In a yard of 30 dogs theres usually only 2 or three so its not bad. Some days though…

20/hr

22

no frame of reference/10

people leave me alone and I program

javascript

GOD FUCKING DAMN what kind of dog was the one that was aggressive and the one that was fucked?

you should've spread eagle'd in front of a dog and wink at your boss

sounds like fun IMO. How'd you get to where you are?

The one that caused it was a ridgeback and the one with the tumor was a oldish maybe 7 or 8 year old australian shepard.

I probably could have gotten away with that. I was mostly just ashamed that i got shit on. I was pretty quiet the rest of the day.

kek. you poor bastard. i would've kekked. what made you so embarrassed?

$8.08/hr
20
6/10
Sometimes I can sneak out free food that is supposed to be thrown away
I'm on my feat 9 hours a day with virtually no time for a break or to eat. This is a 2 person job and the other girl quit so I'm running a cash register and cooking at the same time with a line of people. They keep saying they'll get someone to help, but it's been 9 months. They're about to find themselves out of another employee.

I supervised newspaper deliveries for a few months. My "employees" were all teenagers from 13-16 years old.
I basically had to drive around and make sure they actually delivered their routes and didn't toss the papers in dumpsters and just get their paycheck. I also dealt with complaints when papers were tossed on the lawn or in the driveway and not on the porch like they were supposed to.

God damn. Whats your job, dickhead?

You should've quit long ago.
They haven't hired anyone new because they know that they can take advantage of you.
Before you quit make sure you have another job lined up, just to be safe.

i was a pretty shit student but i had a lot of extra curriculars which got me into a decent college. my college grades were shit but i had a bombass resume cause i worked internships throughout college at pretty prestigious places. learned to network and sell myself. was the president of a professional fraternity.

… That still happens or are you 40 years old?

Also, >>5916369 this

Dude, either get a higher pay or find something else. They're not hiring anyone else because they know you're working just fine.

He's right. Makes a lot of sense.

shit boy. I should probably do the same..

IT Specialist

Wage: $30/hour

Age: 33

Rate: 7/10

Pros: Desk job, air conditioning, office, 8-5, paid overtime, health insurance

Cons: Soul sucking, repetitive, IT women are really ugly, constant worries about the muslim IT people coming to work one day with an AR-15 because the Israelis bombed something the day before.

wear a bullet proof vest under your suit

kek

nigger what? where do you fucking work

the only job i ever had. . . was as a carnival hand
a guess your weight guy.
i have made quite a few girls blush.
but anyway i had to listen to kids and watch them derp about the rest of the area, touchign things with their nasty fucking hands. now im in college so i can not do that shit again.

Goddamn, I should quit my shitty IT job and go do this

If you know anything about IT jobs, its full of 3rd worlders. The Hindus are incompetent but harmless, the Muslims…well you already know my thinking on that. The asians are impossible to understand but do their work, though a bit lazy about it, plus they're liars, don't trust a word they say.
Eastern europeans, they're okay but they live in their own bubble, they refuse to integrate with the west. Like jews they only hang out and marry their own kind.
Jews in IT are like regular jews, thieving, conniving, untrustworthy and backstabbers. I worked for one.

White people are the only pleasant ones in IT

Nice job, bubber. Any tips for college students?

did you at least get numbers from the women blushing?

I would think Carnivals are a great way to meet chicks.

Yeah but finding this job was hard enough.
I applied for 2 years at everywhere in town before I could get this one.
They know they've got me by the balls and it pisses me off.
I work hard to bring in excess of a thousand dollars almost every day and get shit on for it.
I get complaints from my boss when I'm exhausted and fuck up a sale or some paperwork.
I get complaints from morbidly obese niggers that stand at the counter blocking other people just to tell me to work faster or that they should be served first.
Trust me I would quit if I could.

is IT that bad of a meme?

fuck IT

no, i was a 16 year old virgin then. i got more pussy at the cotton candy machine last year.
as a customer.

cant leave my station, have to make money and dupe fat people and old women.

That's… Terrible… You should've rated 2/10. Jesus fucking Christ start re-applyin somewhere, anywhere. Or get a bud to get his lazy ass up and apply at your job

So basically you're a dog fighter?
Do you place bets on the fights?

Should have known not to pick up a sick dog like that. Same rules as a gun. Never point the barrel towards yourself.

on the good side, Niggers in IT is pretty rare, they just don't have the intelligence for it.

I smell cheese. Or 30 y/0 moms

lol no, i knew the girl working from the previous year. I took her to get a drink after her shift

I've had worse jobs before
Selling drugs to people that want to kill you is the worst
I've prostituted a few times and it was okay, but it's not a living
Thankfully, I'm gay so I can get it up with guys. I got paid $50 for a blowjob by some old dude once and that was kind of cool, but gross.

you poor soul

kek

are you happy? How do you handle this
consider suicide

Isn't it funny that blowjobs are great when you want to do them, but horrible when you don't.

I've come very close and tried once with opiates, which I seem to have an inexplicably high tolerance to, even though I'd never taken them before.
I used to do weed, but it got too expensive to even spend $5 a week on it.
My depression comes and goes and thankfully it's not very bad right now.
I'm taking summer classes and I'm thinking I'll get High Bs or low As and I'm going into my Junior year this fall so it gives me some hope for the future.
I've strongly considered fudging paperwork and walking home with some extra cash and just the thought makes me giddy, but I can't get put in prison over such a small amount of money when there are fat pigs stealing billions and never seeing the inside of a cell.

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10/10

don't work, free food, free housing, free electricity, free internet, free utilities, free time 24/7

no money actually nevermind i do have money lol

I guess I forgot to mention the highlight of my day is this one guy that really makes me feel better when the day is shit.
He always comes in for lunch and he's just so amazingly beautiful and nice and smart and funny.
He's probably straight, but I'll just have my fantasies I guess, even if it hurts when I think about being alone.

dont do it, buddy. strongly suggest just finishing the rest of your education so you can get the fuck out of there. If you cant get happiness after that, i have to say – suicide really is the only option. Just dont jump to it.

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kek.

>>>/zoo/?

there are a lot more gays on this site than i thought. Thought there'd be more
TRAPS AREN'T GAYYYYY
fucking idiots around

Do you see a ring on his finger?

do a flip lol
I loved futurama until they canceled it ;_;

lol stfu gaylord lolol

fuck u got me there

they didnt even finish it man. almost as bad as koth being canceled

never complain about waiting tables or the like. jobs aren't bad until you get a bad one

fixed

jesus flying christ

what do you do now?

why'd you go to prison?

IT people dont wear suits you flaming fucking fairy

Maybe I'm among the minority, but I loved the ending and it was just as good, if not better than the first time it got canceled.

Thats as bad as working at Taco Bell in the 1980s, when they actually cooked the ground beef. You ended up smelling like ground beef from head to toe. After a year the smell of ground beef makes you sick to your stomach.
You go home you transfer the smell of ground beef to your apartment.

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I am in sales

I stole things

yeah, except that people like to eat taco bell, not cancer and arms

cute tiddies

how long were you in for since you're only 25

kek

that was years ago. I am 38 now. I have about eight years in total.

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Professional Fixer

Whatever I fucking say it is.
Mind your own damn business
10/10
Respect
Have to oversee two needledicks as they clean that nigger Marvin's brains out of the back of their shitheap.

I would, for the record, put my dick in that.

well, *most* people don't like to eat arms.

On a related note, I had a cellie who wanted to eat people.

was wierd, but w/e as long as he doesn't kill anyone.

I suggested that he get a job at a mortuary.

she would pepperspray the fuck out of you for trying, for the record

kek

professional video game tester/quality assurance

$53/hr

29

9/10

playing most AAA games months/years before release, sometimes even games that get cancelled. dream job everyone wishes they had, the only better job I can imagine is being a porn star-tester (yes that is a real job).

always under NDA so can't talk about any of the games I play, even the ones that got cancelled.

protip: there was a great AAA (that's 3 A's) game I tested for Hundreds of hours that everyone is still Looking forward to that got cancelled before it was ever revealed to the public. it left the series on one of the biggest cliffhangers ever and the kike company won't even tell their fans that the game was cancelled.

I want to pluck & chew Boxxy's ass hairs

I would, for the record, put my dick in that

$53/hr

As a game tester.

Nigger, Grandma's boy was a thing. Ain't noone buying your shit.

half life 3?

Bullshit. Do you have to test any shitty indie games? Like FNAF Tier?

huh, someone who still knows who she is

kekington, she is legal now, but not back then.

her father was featured on the intertubes, if you recall correctly

I rub Carolina Reapers on my dick to masturbate. Pepper spray is foreplay for me.

I forgot it was summer..

Whats that spic girl's name anyways

the consequences will never be the same and the like

muh pepperspray!

rub icy hot on a dildo and fuck yourself

Going a little off topic a sec
I'm a britbong currently in college (not university kinda like high school but more specific), I'm here because during high school my bitch mother decided she wanted to move to Ireland and then just before i finished high school she decided she wanted to move back , leaving me with ok education but no A levels (final exam results) I now only have pretty good GCSEs (first major set of exams done at around 16yo). Anyway forward to today, I am currently studying games design at college and it's a fucking joke, an entire year was spent writing word documents on bullish like 'The fundamentals of research' which is basically a 1000-2000 word document laying out how to research and reference.
The only useful thing i have done this year was learn some Autodesk Maya but i did most of that on my own. I could have learned everything useful this year in like 3 hours from lynda.com. I have now finished this year with mostly passes but i haven't finished some units, i had to submit like 4 assignments yesterday that i haven't done because they are just fucking cancer. I had a job interview for a shitty minimum wage job recently and becuase i'm entirely socially innept i fucking failed, because i only gave one word anwers in the interview. I don't want to be a neet b, what do?
no tl;dr just read it.

her name is Mila Kunis, she was the wicked Dorothy

I melted my asshole shut with an acetylene torch last week.

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Everyone knows Boxxy

Oh yeah

I've had this job for 12 years. I'm the most experienced game tester in the business and one of the oldest. I'm not one of the autistic kids they get to find glitches or test balance in alpha games, I am the final tester to play through the full game, including every single side quest/optional part and assess the quality.

I play plenty of shitty games but indie devs don't hire professionals.

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Yeah, those don't exist except in your little fantasy world. I know because I asked Gabes.

Cool story Paragon :^)

fuck you

pick one

I understand your jealousy though. I would be jealous too.

why are you attempting this poorly constructed ruse

Yeah, you're fucking retarded.

but he's PROFESSIONAL , user

Quads of pointing out the obvious… but now WITH QUADS.

oh shit you right

some companies hire me when the game is already finished, some when the game is still in beta.

no company is going to release a nearly-completed full single player campaign to the public for testing then expect those players to pay $60 for the slightly polished finished product.

I made $12/hr when I first started. the more you git gud, the more you git paid.

blue collar factory labor

$13/hr

23

Idk/10

Exercise and having my own shit. Not living in Mums basement

tired all the time, 10 hour shifts of nonstop labor, Downgrade from uni, dealing with people that think you like them.

pic rel.

Post a pay stub, nigger.

fucking hell

You are literally retarded.

You are literally the stupidest motherfucker on Holla Forums. Congratulations.

yeah man, when i was a guess your weight guy, after the second summer people insisted on paying 25 dollars instead of 5 to have their weight guessed by a geek.
cool story bro

You're blue collar for a reason user

But bro…. he's the BEST at playing vidya

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no i deleted excessive blabbering along with an extra character.

i'm just glad i'm not homeless anymore or making minimum wage tho lmao. i'd rather be alone making a dollar in a trade than an edgy tryhard NEET for starters. eat shit

Breath of the Wild made me cry tbh. Great trailer

but dude, you are THE best

you too user. the best

how's this?

lel

Give an honest rating of Breath of the Wild

i used to clean stolen money using paypal too user

nintendo hires japs to test their games since they are made in Japan so I haven't played it.

Sounds like an OK job if you like animals. As someone who's worked in customer service jobs, I'd be happy to take whatever mess comes with the territory versus dealing with angry customers. People can get really stupid really fast and take their frustrations out on the person who can't do anything to fix their problems.

I actually have a dog boarding facility right down the street from my house. I might go apply there just for a little extra cash since it's so close to home.

I saw you replied to a few other posts ITT but I'm not going to bother to link them. If you're still here, how do you like the job? I mean cleaning up shit must suck, but I guess you like animals, so the good must outweigh the bad.

can you post a pic of your hard dick next to the barrel of a gun?

You manage 350mil and you only make 90k. Thats such a shit wage dude

whatd you do to get 8 years? fuckin murder someone?

We can all just make up shit too opiatefag

King of Scottland

15 million a month

22

9/10

I inherit money muahahahahahaha

Nazi Germany stole my idea

wait what, howd you guys get million dollars?

Right click>inspect element>profit

got it. thx

Fucking janitor

Under the table from shitty uncle, so sometimes nothing. Average $4-6/hr

20

1/10

Don't have to deal with people. Have enough money to helium bag myself.

Hate uncle, hate buildings, hate cleaning, hate myself for not getting an education or social skills

I feel it, Senpai-Chan desu

why dont you go be a janitor at a school? No fuck that. At an actual place instead of being under your uncle?

kek

Technical Architect

85/ph
35
9/10
Get to tell everyone what to do
have to go to work

what?

does anyone hate you?

Damn, my mother is a BA and she only makes 65k

Full Time Neet

$0/hr

23

6/10

Don't have to work to survive, and I have all the free time in the world to do just about anything.

Someday my parents will die, and I'll be left alone with no job, skills, or money.

kek

Work slower.

Cashier at Chinese Restaurant

$9/hr

18

8/10

Nice coworkers, they barely know English. Always happy to see me, which is good

Get to sit on my ass half of the time and watch animu

Most of the people are really nice that come in there, everyone says to me that I'm doing a good job, which is great. Customers are happy to see a white guy rather an asian

Huge discount on food, like $1 for a tray of gen tso's

Not air conditioned, but it never really gets hot

The phone fucking sucks, I've screwed up two orders in the past three weeks because I can't hear people. Likely the customers phone but w/e

Boss drones on for hours about US/China relations, its really quiet when he's not there.

His kids always want to play minecraft on my computer but can't figure out how to use a trackpoint. They usually aren't there though.

No wireless net

Only work 2-4 days a week, for periods of 3 hours a day. :(

Security Officer

$12.75/hr

23

7/10

Nights are perfect for me. Barely have to talk to anyone (at least at this particular site). There's always work. It's easy. If you're smart about it you can be lazy as fuck and not actually work. You meet some cool people sometimes.

Low paying. (at least until you start doing armed security.). Upfront cost is a little steep. (paying for class, background check, application). Boring. Not much room for growth.

It's alright.

If you got qualified to be armed security, do you supply your own gun, or does whoever you work for issue one to you?

I know police get issued guns, but I have no idea how private security companies work.

Maintenance Tech for Costco Optical

22.50
25
7/10
Pretty rewarding job that keeps me thinking and learning. I actually use things I learned in college.
Shitty graveyard shift. Forced overtime because fuck the help. Managers are the worst fucking people in the world. No empathy at all. We're a closed production plant and corporate dumps all the employees who don't handle people here.

I'd say more likely than not you'd have to obtain your own duty weapon, which will run you another few hundred bucks along with the cost of getting certified.

It doesn't take anything to get 8 years in America.
Get caught stealing copper or selling drugs more than once and in the hole you go.

Phone Sales Sub-Contractor

Depends on what I sell (commissions go from $100-$1500 depending on which item I can sell on the cold calling)

24

???/10

Sub-contractual role, come in to work any time I like, wear what I like, nice co-workers, work in the city, learn to sell shit to people, optimistic environment.

Cold calling sucks and people hate you for it, Not a real job, sometimes earn zero, selling the unsellable can be very very difficult at the end of the financial year, have to move around a bit as sitting down all the time feels bad. Should at least have a small wage. You learn that everyone is cheap.

Musician and Producer

Depends on what I make and what I sell

Lots of satisfaction if people like what I make, Proud of at least having a decent skill because I would be a useless NEET otherwise, People think you're an interesting person even though you're not.

Having to compete in an oversaturated market where kids making Vaporwave are making more than you are, most other musicians are posers and having to find someone who is willing to work hard and know what they're doing is very tough.

Whatever i resell/month Usually 1000-1300$

19

8/10

I do whatever the fuck i want, whenever i want. As long as i sell 10 devices at $100 each, i win.

eBay and Facebook buyers can be, and usually are, fucking retarded. Generally i just tell them they agreed to such and such by buying the item on eBay, Facebook is a bit harder though.
I also don't have a fixed income because of how i work, if i don't resell 8 devices/$100 then im fuckerood, hasn't happened yet but im sure it will eventually.

I'm not really a business analyst. Im a CDAE but its too much of a bitch to explain so i just call myself an analyst for people outside of the industry. also i started at $59k when i first graduated.

stay jelly, faggit

yeah the $350MM seems like a lot but this company has an $80B annual revenue. So the size of the company allows me to get some real impressive #s on my resume. i agree with you. but im only 1.6years with the company and need to pay my dues apparantly… should be up for a promotion in the next 6mo tho.

Librarian & Uni student

Not really a shitty job.
Music producer for movies.
Varies between $2300 and $12000 per project, sometimes more.
10/10
It's everything I've ever wanted.
I get a deadline that's usually pretty far into the future, so I get to make my own schedule.
I work together with very talented musicians so I learn a lot and get to share my knowledge.
I work in a studio with a lot of different artists and sometimes even orchestras.
I work from home more than I work in a studio though, so I can do whatever I want all day (as long as I get the projects finished). Lots of anime and fapping.
I also get to travel around the world a lot, doing field recording.
Usually we just take what we need from our huge sample library, but when the schedule allows for it my team likes to go on long trips.
Last year I was in Japan for a month.
Very high demands from the customers and hard to climb the ladder of success at first.
In the beginning I more or less only did some mixing and mostly simple sound design.
There's not a lot of cons to this job, really.

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Name one of these movies.

Drafting
okay once you get experienced. 40-50k min.
8/10
Set your schedule if you or your boss has any sense
Get your spergs out, eventually become logic incarnate so people learn to not lie/hide shit from you
Comfy
Get to see shit you've drawn in the wild
Everyone's weird or does drugs
Your fucking eyes and wrists
Get /fat/
Bottom of the shitheap in the whole process for some reason
Cleaning up after the slew of dipshit "engineers" coming in that the boomers are scared to train properly
Architectural jobs
Unreliable work flow

Post Office CCA
16/hr start
8/10
Drive around seeing weird/cool shit
Half outside, half inside is nice
Get /fit/
Impossible to get fired after probation
Nice overtime
Lazy people get promoted before you
Weird hours, pretty much on call
Weather can suck
Ridiculous amount of procedure/protocol
Dogs

I am a professional masturbator. I leave my deposits with my local sperm bank twice-daily. I earn $100 each deposit.

What would be the point of them taking so much of the same sperm? One load can impregnate 100s of women if treated correctly.

Illustrator for Norwegian publisher

$46/h

21

9/10

Work from home with a distant deadline, giving me the freedom to spend days doing whatever as long as I catch up later. Ridiculous hourly pay. It's entertaining sometimes.

Incompetent project managers who are slow to reply to e-mails and repeatedly use the .png files (in the test prints) that are meant as placeholders instead of the vector files, and then complain that the resolution is too low and ask me if I have any higher resolution versions. Wait until the very last moment to present a contract (sometimes an advantage, as I could pretty much charge whatever I want) and pay. Try to sneak total ownership into the contracts. Send me contracts defining me as a "technical drawer" (like basic outlines of anatomy and such, less paid); "Oops! We'll correct it right away (a month from now or more)." Forget to give me credits in the draft. "Oops!" Ask me to make high resolution versions of thumbnail-sized public domain images from the internet, no larger version exists, have to make a complex and different illustration in two days. Don't give me the color profile until it's been a month since I asked for it, have to compensate with K for lower CMY values on all illustrations. Order an insanely complex illustration of one species and decide to use a different species when it's done.

Despite all this, my only wish in life is to be my own boss and live on it. So 9/10.

the Oatmeal made his own comic because of shit not dissimilar to yours, he used to be a web designer.

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post some examples from your portfolio

These are the only ones I have on my phone. The first one was a WIP at that time, and the dragonfly was almost finished.

Also, I don't have an online portfolio yet. Working on it, along with a web design portfolio and a trailer/film score portfolio.

Actually, here's the .png of the finished dragonfly. That's one of the species they switched out after it was done, so I'm allowed to share it. Low resolution though.

Dang I actually have 2 Australian Shepherds. Pretty amazing dogs beside being aggressive around new animals. It took us months to stop them from fight all the time but it is understandable because when we got our rescue from the human society she was starving had been abused and kick out to the street and had been shot in the leg with bird shot. Both females could have contributed to it aswell. It's fucked up that people do that to defenseless dogs, I dont care about people they have the ability to think and react but dogs only have instincts. I just can't stand that shit man.
Pics pretty similar to how they look

hospital environmental service worker

9.25

23

7/10

I work by myself mostly. work on shift where manager isnt around. benefits exist, pto, health insurance, paid holidays etc. I work with a bunch of cranky old ladies.

I'm a janitor. I clean up a lot of shit, piss, and blood. have to deal with shitty docs and nurses. pay sucks for what I do. on feet all day.

its really not that bad tho.

its not all that much when you're supporting a wife and child in an expensive city. It is also half what many of my colleagues earn and a contract rate, so no benefits. On the upside there is plenty of room to get paid more, and plenty of work going.

We have a really hard time finding more people to work for us, because you have to know the software, and the only way you can know the software is to build something in it, which no one does outside of government and large corporations. Technically any neet could pick it up and learn it, but no one does, so we can't find any workers. Last time we advertised we got six applicants, three of them were older guys charging 200+ an hour, and the other three were dirt cheap immigrants who had spelling mistakes in their resume.

Actually thinking of outsourcing everything to Vietnam given how few skilled workers there are. Seems like there is a gigantic disconnect between the shit universities sell to students, and the shit the market are actually looking for.

Tard wrangler

£7.45

19

7/10

Get some good stories out of it.

Restraining tards, long hours, shit pay.

I didn't even know that it was still a thing hiring people like you. how come big games still come out bugged as hell? You must be terrible at your job dude

you're still 20 ffs, fix yourself

fuck all of you

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Fucking pussy

Jelly

Sounds like an ok job to me. Some boring surgeon asshole can cut off an arm, and you can't even throw out his garbage?

Don't be jelly so soon. He's probably lying.

same, except i'm 38, thousands in debt and a heroin addict.

Oo, heroin sounds nice. I'm jelly. I was on heroin for a week once. Was underwhelmed. Don't know how people manage to fuck up on it. Opium tea was better.

dude it's on netflix it's ended at season ten.
plus six full length movies.

it's on netflix bro.
ten seasons.
plus six movies.

Administrative Assistant
$8.60/hr
21 (worked there since I was 18)
5/10
Small amount of work to do, pretty much unlimited internet access, all I had to do was manage supplies and transfer / take phone calls.
My supervisor was a dick and looking to get me fired at every turn. Small business mixed with people from my church so personal matters and business matters frequently became entangled. The pay was alright. Boss was antsy about certain things.

But now I'm out of a job. Anyone have any suggestions? I'm real good with computer hardware and repair so I think I could get a job at a computer repair store, any certifications I should get?
Also I only have a high school diploma, I never finished college.

Sandwich maker
7.25/hr
under 25
6/10
Easy and low stress job
Not enough hours

Honestly, a blue collar factory job doesn't sound so bad if you got the weekends off. You get to stay fit and make decent cash.

If you've ever worked white collar stuff I'd like to see you compare the two with pros and cons. I've only worked a warehouse stocker job, a front desk job and a gas station attendant (lasted all of 3 days though).

That sounds fucking hilarious but also incredibly interesting. But that may be because I have a political boner 90% of the time

Self Employed Estate/Legal/Probate Advisor

I charge professionals (businesses I work with) £ 20 an hour, and I charge my private clients/members of the public based on the work done. A low end private client case could be as little as £ 150 for a few hours work, while a "big" case could be anything up to and indeed over £ 1000, and could take 20 hours plus

27

7/10

Apart from meeting clients I work mostly from home, which saves a fair bit of money, it also means I can hone my Quake skills on quiet days. There is something very satisfying about being that guy people get advice from, it's empowering to have pretty much everyone you ever work with take you seriously, and be genuinely grateful for your help. Weirdly, people I meet seem very curious about it when I tell them what I do, and love to ask things like "what's the weirdest thing you've ever been asked to put in a Will" and so on.

Fair bit of travel involved, driving around the country rather than visiting other countries. You can't directly control your flow of work, so some months you'll be really busy, and others you'll be twiddling your thumbs a bit. It's hard to get into, and you have to keep on top of new laws etc. and keep your reputation in the positive. Private clients sometimes cry and shit which is awkward as fuck - telling someone stuff like they've not really got enough money to get their kids through school if they died young is pretty brutal, especially when you want to just do your job and go home.

Drawing in business meetings for early stage stuff.

£200-400 a day plus expenses

29

9/10

Decent money, get to listen to really high end business stuff, get to hear about upcoming projects/products before they're released, seen as a peer by people that are much more driven and classically 'successful', if a company fucks me about (which is rare) I push towards stuff that is impossible to create, sometimes only do 20 minutes work and get paid for a full day, see stuff you did as products in shops
Fuck about drawing all day

Sometimes travel is a nightmare but you usually get a nice hotel, business language is really annoying, NDAs

Network engineer for a go department of a banana Republic. So basically. Everything I do has an effect on an entire country. You don't know pressure…….

I know the pressure of those dubs.

...

Intern

$14/hr

18

6/10

Make more money than my peers
Not office bitch
Responsible for my own projects

Temporary position
Boring sometimes

Intern

$14/hr

18

6/10

Make more money than my peers
Not office bitch
Responsible for my own projects

Office is too cold
Boring

yea I def like the weekends off.
and before I was a lazy fucking autist but forced myself to learn shit and now I'm pretty handy around the shop and have much more muscle than I've ever had as a chum so i'm happy about that.

being in an office doing bug testing was a real bitch cuz the boss was a fucking meathead murkan who didn't know shit about computers and I was unqualified but learning, making in integration of their site onto mobile platforms but that was about it. honestly without the knowledge I couldn't work there, and I had no time to learn because I was slaving away the rest of my hours after work as a form of rent so.

honestly I'm much happier now and even though I'd love to work in an office again I'd like to be adept at my job and have a different situation, but I'd need a degree for that or more qualified experience.

I can do what they ask of me and I enjoy that, and I can live by myself and Id rather that ever not be the case again.

playing league at work
learning new shit
friendly nerds
not dangerous

having "friend" who helped me get the job take all my credit
no knowledge cept what i googled
i had too much energy and wanted to do shit but couldn't
living with shitheads
being a fucking slave watched by 50 eyes all the time

can work off as much as I want just about If i'm angsted and almost always am
can just get in the zone and go
no one gives a shit as long as you're working and being safe
pays enough to support oneself
everyones slightly depressed so it's nice that i'm somewhat relatable
exercise - good for endorphins and mental health along with physical

can be fucking boring with the wrong attitude
dirty
dangerous
i don't like to get entangled with other people so It's hard to avoid plebs and live online
nonstop safety paranoia - like meth tweaking awareness is best
shitty coworkers and not knowing how hard you should work
bitches

I also worked in IT but it's all just bitch work unless you have a degree I'm sure or actually knowledgeable. front desk pry aint bad. but yea I'd get way to bored. I like being valued. honest day's work has it's perks as far as I see it.

Can you explain your reselling gig? I'm a wageslave right now, but want to make some extra money on the side. please go into as much detail as possible. I need to pay my car insurance, man.

Wantrepreneur

$0

22

8/10

GF supports me and works full time so i spend almost every day playing vidya, working out, and shitposting. Everybody is very impressed by what I say I do.

It's a pretty big hit on my self esteem. Being dependent on someone blows.

No job, full time university. All job aspects are completely shit for me right now without a degree, but I probably need a job because I want to move out. I'm studying full time and live at home, but I still feel shit because I don't have any money to blow. I'm probably doing a lot more with my life than a NEET, but I still feel like I'm being too lazy and wasting my time on bullshit. Not depressed but also not happy.

Age 21

Rate 7 or 6/10 but you be the judge (I got 7/10 from some actual girls when I was like 17, so probs different now), an awkward place where you're not attractive enough to make anyone's head turn or anyone think you're attractive enough to pursue a relationship with/crush on, but also not unattractive enough for most people to think you're ugly (thankfully). It's a place of apathy from the opposite sex, why be with an 8 or a 7 when you can fuck a 10/10 easily as a woman because most guys have almost no standards? If I become more physically aesthetic (which I am working on), my face could probably be bumped up a point due to weight loss giving more definition, and a sick body could bump me up another point. Doesn't help that I'm pale as fuck either.

Police Officer

$16.25 per hour Plus health dental

31

Depends on the day/10

12 hour night shifts spend lots of time sitting in a car alone watching videos on my phone, or shooting the shit with other officers, get free food constantly showing up at the station, Badge Bunnies, get to arrest some real human garbage at times, get to carry a gun, get to be an asshole to people for fun

Have to deal with niggers, junkies, drunks, whores, the very bottom of society, get constantly yelled at and insulted, might get killed, might kill someone and end up on the news, lots of paper work, always work holidays, court appearances, have big book of departmental policy to follow and have to deal with niggers

I kinda hope you do get killed. As punishment for being a cop in general, not necessarily the fact that you're lower than the aforementioned human garbage.

Careful with all the edge.You might hurt yourself

At least I'm not a cuck weakling who needs unnatural and imaginary ideas represented with words on a paper and a badge in order to get to the top of the pecking order, or remove myself from the pecking order. You're like the top hen in a paddock, but only because your owners gave you a beak extension as a reward for good and obedient behavior. You'll become nuggets like the rest in the end, while I enjoy being debt free, living far away from people and building my illegal and luxurious bunker in an undisclosed location.

Lawn mower guy. Hey, at least I'm not a neet!

Hahahahaha, look at the fucking retard.

I kinda hope your family gets killed and everyone you know and love, and the cops know the killer but don't track them down.

Prepare to be disappointed, because that's pretty far-fetched.

Enjoy your debt and dependency on multi-billionaires, samefag. I'm set for life.

I kind of want to start my own business when I get the skills though.

Farm Hand on dairy farm

$11.50 under the table.

23

9/10

- I don't pay rent on the place they're letting me use. They just wanted someone who was gonna be around and knew how to do a wide range of farm shit and I grew up on one.
- Get paid cash under the table.
- Variable hours. kind of sucks. For me it's great since i live really frugally. during autumn and winter I'm not doing as much.
- Wide variety of work. farm hand can vary greatly, depending on size, type and professionalism of whatever farm you're at. I knew these people personally and they have a smaller operation which gives me a lot of leniency and jobs with more responsibility. It also means the people above me aren't fucking dicks. It's a half and half formal/informal relationship. the farmer's wife is pleasant and makes me bomb meals sometimes. they're also respectful of me being a huge introvert since they're quiet themselves.
- A lot of the work feels manly as fuck. e.g. They burn wood for winter and I get to chop the wood for it. After spending a day sawing up logs and swinging an axe you really just wanna drop some chick's pants to her ankles and pump her in the pooper. get pretty /fit/ too so I don't need to pump iron like a meathead.
- Get to work outside. worst thing going is the smell of shit some days and breathing in tractor fumes. probably doing some good for my health not doing city shit. Something about fresh air and sun makes you not feel like shit.
- Actually have some purpose. I can see the first hand results of my efforts. I'm helping these people rather than just making money for some corporation.

- Internet service sucks 50 nigger dicks
- I'd prefer less human interaction
- Like I said varying hours. There's also no weekends in this case. During peaks I might be working 10-12 hour days for an entire week but it all balances out in the end.
- There's not much room for advancement or alternate direction. I'm just a farm hand. Also I think for most employers they'd be raising eyebrows when they see I just have years of farm hand experience because it can vary from really basic job to one with a range of responsibilities.

tl;dr its really bomb right now but it really feels like i'm locked into farm shit for a while

What the fuck is a room ringer?
I'm a night auditor and my job sounds pretty much the same as yours except with actual work to do.
Hired on at $13.50, management talks about a night shift premium but it never happens, and suddenly the wage on my paychecks has dropped to $13 with no explanation.

I check guests in, run the audits nightly, do a fuckload of paperwork so our accountant who gets paid a proper salary doesn't actually have to do any accounting, and double and triple check all the work the day shift has done to make sure they haven't fucked up anyones billing, and also have to prep for a full hot breakfast buffet. You know, chopping fruit, laying out yogurts, making waffle and pancake mix, baking pastries and making trays of bread and muffins and shit. Oh and mopping. Copious amounts of mopping.
I can sometimes get away with watching netflix on my phone but I have to work with a partner who may or may not rat me out for it the first time he gets in trouble for some shit and wants to distract the managers from it.
Also security walks. As if I'm a fucking security guard.

US Military Officer
(not stating branch)

$40,000 (base)

23

3/10

-Hopefully I die (probably not from combat, but from exhaustion).
-The roof over my head isn't rotting and falling apart; and it has AC.
-TSP (401k basically) is actually really lucrative and I'll have a good bit of money when I get out.

-I'm a babysitter.
-Every time somebody whose name I've never heard before does something stupid, I get blamed for it.
-All the enlisted are the stupidest bottom of the barrel scum that ever existed and their power trip is only furthered by the fact that they "earned" the privilege of the uniform when in reality they probably spent all of boot on light duty and fucked everything up because the first two schools you go through are designed to make you graduate and it's impossible to fail unless you quit, then they have the fucking nerve to compare themselves to their commissioned chain of command when we're actually held to a standard of excellence.
-The fact that they can't just NOT drink and drive, or NOT do drugs on the weekend, despite being told to every hour of every fucking day, makes me feel nothing but pleasure when they haze each other or harm themselves.
-These people are human garbage from the shittiest asscracks of the United States and I have to deal with them. I'm practically a prison warden.
-I can't even go anywhere or do anything or sleep or wear pajamas because every hour of every day I'm dealing with their stupid shit.

I'd rather be working at McDonald's - at least then I would have guaranteed hours of rest and my manager wouldn't need to be accountable for where I go on my free time 24/7.

Maybe when your older you should start your own farm.

Child porn producer

$250/h

Got all the kiddies I wanted

Pro Nigger

food stamps

pros-
steal shit
yell police abuse and get feminist bitches
reparations from pansy black lives matter faggots
Say nigga

cons-
streets are hard yo

So you work for Obama ?

just don't call it farm hand on your CV you retard.

Homemaker for my rich wife

She makes well over 120 grand a year

23

Breddy guud/10, basically being a NEET

I don't really have to work, I clean shit and cook shit and fix stuff around the house and take care of our investments and banking. Get groceries. Do laundry. Basically all sorts of things that need doing 'cause my wife's at work like eleven hours a day.

I don't really see my wife all that much during the weekdays.

fellos Officer here, USN. Allll about that TSP. Very lucrative.

pros of being a pilot - dealing with very little bullshit from enlisted personnel

Your wife is out fucking black men

Yeah and you get mandatory sleep you lucky little shit.
I don't even live as well as a SWO.

hartz 4

400€/month + free apartment

21

9/10

doing nothing all day

it gets boring sometimes

Starbucks
9.50 an hour
Age 32
Rate 7/10

Pros all the free coffee I can drink. Good healthcare and a week of paid vaccation every year

Cons
They force you to work sick
customers are shit

Considering the demographics of where we live, that'd be really, really, really unlikely.

What would you recommend learning for the position you're in? I would be interested in learning more valuable skills in IT, So far I only know Javascript.

Your men are a direct reflection of your leadership.

;^)

can you quit shitposting pictures of smiling weeaboo trash

NEET

24

Rate: 6/10

Pros:
Can shitpost, play vidya and watch garbage.
I go months without seeing anyone.
Pretty comfy most of the time.

Cons:
It can't last forever, gonna have to find something eventually if I don't want to get kicked out
I go months without seeing anyone.
Get bored and lonely every once in a while.
Just got some crippling stomach pain attack and my mom gave me a pill for my stomach once it had passed already, went to bed trying and failing to get some sleep and now I m back up and hazed, it wasn't for my stomach, it a was a tranquilizer. Can't even play vidya now.

Subway Station Fucking Janitor

65 CZK (thats like.. $3)

27

Night shifts only. Real work is like 4 out of the 10 im in there. Free wifi from nearby bakery store. Can eat, drink whenever i want. Managing my own work order. Not dealing with people. Spending most of the time on interwebs or watching movies.

Low wage. Can pay rent, have extra to spent on my PC rig tho. One of the station supervisior is a commie imbecile that wishes to see me work all the time. If he doesn´t, he keep complaining. Others are cool (but thats pros).

Floating Pharmacist for Walgreens
wage
$59.00/hr
age
27
rate
2/10

Pros: $ respeck
cons: dealing with shitty people 24/7. cleaning up other pharmacists messes the next day. working with too little staff and constantly pushing pcv13 ppsv23 zostavax every waking minute. Hitting uotas. Company taking away store bonuses and instituting region bonuses

Useb library store with a donation center

11.83$/hr canadian. My standard of living is about 9.50$/hr american.
19
9/10
highly flexible for a student like me. my boss is awesome. other employee are nice. Got the skill of judging books by cover with a 90% sucess rate. the job is varied. an average employee handle the whole store.
absolutely nothing. sometimes it becomes chaos in the donation center, but that's part of the fun.

NEET

Part time (25 hrs) sushi chef at high end grocery store

$11/hr (so-so, the union restricts hours and fucks me with dues)

21

8/10

Can eat sushi all day, customers are pretty nice, drunk people tip a lot, some attractive women live in my city, can work at a steady pace, bitches love sushi, and I'm not a cashier at a shitty gas station anymore.

Prepping (2/3s of what I do), cleaning, customers argue about what we have available, people who think 8 rolls can be made in 5 minutes, dinner and lunch rushes, and can't be caught taking tips

Part time filmmaker, still in college though
Completely random, sometimes I net 5000$ for a week of working, other months I have to scrape by filming scenes all fucking day for a donut and watered down beer
19
7/10, it's my dream job but it still sucks pretty bad sometimes having to listen to whatever people tell me to do for 100$
-Respect from people for following my dreams
-Free stuff from restaurants/companies/stores whoever im working for
-pretty good pay at times, living like a king
-fellow students are the coolest people you'll ever meet, most classes are just watching movies
-You travel alot

-Have to take shit from people all the time because they pay me good money (newsflash 500$ for a week of my time isnt very good)
-Hipsters try to befriend you
-Friends expect you to make movies for them (with no pay ofcourse)
-Sometimes there's no money in it for me after I spend shit on equipment and traveling
-No recognition from people (think about how many people know who Guillermo Del Toro is as opposed to Ian Mckellen)
-It's a dealbreaker for girls that they aren't allowed to touch my equipment despite telling them the immense prices