"I should not have believed in Steven"
-Garnet, 2016
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So now that Steven is dead and Connie has taken his place as the lead, where do you think future episodes are going to take us?
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I legit think Pearl is gonna kill herself over Steven's Death. Connie gets severe depression and starts going insane, eventually digging up Steven's grave and putting his shattered gem into her belly button.
Gem goes where?
Steven needs flying lessons.
Naked.
With Connie in the clouds.
second seed goes, so does steven
Does that mean if Steven spills his seed, and it doesn't go into a woman, he just dies and ends his family lineage?
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
What the fuck guys, why are you spoiling yourselves?
what?
Wasn't the last episode about Lapis?
The last episode was about Steven wanting a donut cause he's a fat fucker. Also he got a new power to "adjust how fast or slow he falls down"
No it wasn't.
The latest episode was Steven and Lapis flying around the world.
You guys want to wait even longer for new episodes? Feel free, I guess.
The show starts again in July, and I do stuff besides watch Steven Universe so I don't really care about the wait.
July?
I don't believe it. We never get new episodes that early.
Yes, and we even have some leaked descriptions for episodes.
In one of the recent episodes Lapis talked about how she was trapped inside the ocean (referring to malachite). But why exactly did she fuse with jasper again? She could have easily beaten Jasper with her water powers, or use them to escape her. There was pretty much no reason to fuse with her. And wasn't she the one forcing malachite to stay fused? Wasn't Jasper trying to break free? Couldn't she have stopped the fusion at any time and use her water powers to, again, poof jasper or get away from her? Unless I'm misremembering some things, it seems that it's her fault for being trapped in the ocean so long, so she doesn't seem very sympathetic when she complains about being stuck in the ocean for months.
Don't you want a donut?
I feel opressed
More than 5 SU episodes a season?
Do you expect me to fall for this ruse, user? I wasn't born yesterday.
Implying they haven't been here for 6000 years.
They may as well created the language.
Shouldn't a vegan diet make you more peaceful?
Wouldn't the fusion be over as soon as there is a disconnect because a fusion is like the harmonization of souls, like wavelength shit. An accidental or unwanted fusion is impossible unless they happen to be on the same terms or some shit. fusion is like their idealistic sex because rape would be impossible.
Lapis isn't exactly the sharpest gem in the mirror.
I think maybe gems can overpower the other gems will to prevent defusion, but I don't think they're able to force gems to fuse naturally(Fusing without changes to the gem or with machines or whatever).
By that logic, you should completely stop watching the show until the last season is over, and start watching the episodes only then.
This way, you will not have to wait in-between episodes at all.
This show's never going to be over, user.
So SU is going to be the next Simpsons?
No, the next AT.
I thought it was already the next adventure time?
Post porn tbh
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Are you le bored?
Currently i'm euphoric,not something an uncultured swine who enjoys midget porn would understand
but post more
Can't fool me user.My immense intelligence and insight prevented me to open that trap.
where's jasper's other eye
OKAY WHO CARES ABOUT THAT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE CAPTCHA
What happened?
soory, I only collect cute stuff
captcha looks weird and scary now
I just learned that tumblr invented "gemswaps", and I don't hate the idea
The only reason I watch this show is to be disappointed
I wish I had that one picture.
You know you're going to be disappointed, but you get excited over just how disappointing it will be.
If you keep your expectations low,
everything in life is amazing.
does anyone have the webm of peridot getting turned on while describing quartzs
ayyy, she's even cuter like this
I wonder how long it'll be before some fat bitch complains that changing Pearl to Rose is offensive to overweight fuckos like xirself
If it was so important to pull Steven down that the gems had to drop a ship on him, why didn't they just try fusing?
I wonder what question was so fucking stupid that Garnet saw it in her future vision and decided she had to prevent it.
would it have changed anything?
But fusing with Connie would have put Steven into orbit, or even over the moon.
Steven had to learn to fly on his own
Who likes Sadie?
Because I like Sadie.
That's why I did some Sadie.
even though she raped lars
What's the gem on the rights name?
Turquoise
Bob
ask tumblr they already wrote a thousand fanfictions about it.
not kidding
/loli/ faggot
I see you're too poor to afford a real computer with pictures on it.
Connie and Steven already did the fusion boogy
and mingled their DNA. So, maybe Connie lays
little eggs or watermelon seeds or something.
>Your defense for the post is no pics
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New painanon review
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Well that makes him second in line to fuck important gem leaders.
Good job Steven.
Literawy can't ebin
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wha
>>>/tg/241337
does anyone have his review of super watermelon island?
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0/10
I need jojo to draw me a watermelon yoshikage kira with his watermelon/awakened form.
Kira Yosuikage would have been funnier, fuck
Down the toilet.
But user, they took us down the toilet before the recent batch of episodes.
rpon
Whenever these threads update I get hopeful that painanon made another review but I always end up disapointed.
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I'm hoping to do another one in the next couple of days, but things have been busy at home.
Godspeed painanon
first pic is best, love that blush
Then why is it that Garnet falls apart over a lovers-spat? The lore of fusions is kinda bullshit.
Well because neither ruby or sapphire are trying to force the other to be fused with them. I agree the lore of fusions feels like it could have been thought out a bit better.
Matt Burnett seems to have confirmed on twitter that SU will be returning this summer for a "Summer of Steven". Also there were two new promos from CN leaked. Can't tell if footage is from new, unaired eps or old eps though.
But they also showed early on in the show that the alignment has to be maintained; I think Pearl and Amethyst had an issue with falling apart, but I might be misremembering.
All I said was that in some cases, a gem might be able to prevent them from defusing because they overpower them. I'm not sure if this is intentional or if the writers just forgot how fusion worked wouldn't be surprised if it was the latter. I don't see how ruby and sapphire or peal and amethyst defusing contradicts this, since they don't seem to be trying to force each other to fuse, it's completely voluntary i feel dirty for typing this. It seemed from one or two of the episodes that Malachite had been trying to unfuse because lapis and jasper were out of sync, but Lapis was forcing them to stay fused (although I don't know how you force a gem to stay fused. Sheer willpower?). All other fusions have been completely voluntary, so nobody is trying to force the other to stay fused with them, so its natural that they split when they get out of sync.
I need to think of a better way to say this shit than "voluntary". I sound like a tumblrtard talking about rape and consent.
Consensual
don't let Tumblr have monopoly over completely normal words and ideas, simply because they use them in stupid ways for stupid reasons
It does suck I can't use "problematic" for things that actually do cause problems. Makes me feel stupid for saying it now. Like using slang you don't understand.
fuck man it was fine in the first pic, but that shit's kinda creepy if you keep using it
I know. But this entire series is commissioned, and that's the commissioner fetish
I'm trying to twist it into a joke whenever it's possible
How much do you do commissions for?
Depends on what you want.
~25 bucks, but it can be less if you ask for characters I really like, or more if you ask for autistic OCs
Always full color, porn and non-porn cost the same
Sometimes I throw in bonus buildup/followup picture extra., but that's just if I really like the idea.
Interested?
There's a webcomic with some hot characters I'd like to see some porn of, but I don't feel like paying a lot. If you're interested I've got a steam copy of Recettar, but my bank account is pretty much empty right now.
show the characters, if I find them just as hot, I might just do it on my own.
Got a selection for you
My favourites are Trisssh, Jennifer and Allison I like monstergirls, shut up
Thoughts?
Man did you even read that?
Looking through it, there's not a lot I disagree with; its main message is "if you put a diverse range of characters (sexualities) in a program, it helps kids grow up better as they can identify with who they see on screen"
I think your, and most people's problems are the use of buzzwords like "queer" in there.
These two things don't go together.
the problem is that most of these identities are bullshit and just people with mental/emotional problems trying to find some group to fit in with because they are super insecure
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Not for sexual!
Nah man, I getcha. In fact, I agree with you. Personally, I think kids should just left alone to be kids, but allowing them to see that there are sexualities other than heterosexual will help them out later in life.
Oh yeah, there's no denying that. Fuck man, you ever heard of "Twosoul"? Niggers think they have two people in them. That's literally split personality syndrome. I even have my doubts about trannies. That said, I see no harm in letting kids know that LGBT people exist.
Never said that, nigga.
Pearl's a fucking psycho, but like I said above, it helps kids to know they don't have to fit in the traditional nuclear family later in life.
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
Nigga I got it from Holla Forums
what are you fucking stupid
y-yes
New episode today?
Wait at least eight months user.
I feel like I should screencap this post and make a "LOL" thread with it.
So are you doing this on your own, or am I paying you or what?
LOL THREADS ARE CANCEROUS LOW EFFORT SARCASTIC SHITPOSTS
they're shit ragebait for autists to circlejerk about how bad things are with eachother.
just posting a picture with "lol" is barely worth being a post let alone a thread.
lol
lol
lol
Honestly, all this voluntary fusing talk means we need another stupid metaphor about how fusion works.
Fusing is like hands touching.
Ruby and Sapphire are literally the sappiest holding hands. And they can do it forever. Which is why Garnet never goes away.
Opal is an awkward handshake; they BOTH know it must be done, but they cant even see each other eye to eye, so even if the hands are technically touching, Amethyst is holding Pearl on the thumb and the entire thing falls apart pretty fast. But they get used to each other later on.
Malachite is basically Lapis holding Jasper by the wrist, which turned in Jasper hitting back to let go, and in the end they ended up in a grapple thats so nasty neither wants to let go to not lose the brawl.
Alexandrite is either all four of them putting their hands on the other's in the middle of a circle, go-team style, or Garnet in the middle while she has Pearl and Amethyst's, each on a side. Like you do with children.
/sug/ilite and Nicki Minaj are the odd ones out; both, in theory, feel "so good" the third party getting into Ruby and Saph's handholding just cant let go anymore. Its like romantic feelings are an alien concept to gems, and they cant handle it… but thats past the metaphor.
It would explain why Alexandrite doesnt go out of control though. Because Amethyst and Pearl still cant stand each other.
Stevonnie is Connie holding Steven's penis and Steven holding his penis as well
Yeah I forgot about that. Whoops.
I genuinely laughed when I saw that.
That was funny, but I'm already sick of emotionally crippled Lapis.
I like that she has the fucking proprtions of The Old One.
bump
"Get away, zit-face"
Does anyone know when ep for this airs?
Probably somewhere around november 2073
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I bet Shocker is behind this…
I met her. I dreamt that I washed up on the shore of Beach City and I was greeted by her presence.
I was flabbergasted, and immediately ran to embrace her. I held on tight while I felt her skinny arms wrap around me. I had never felt so happy, so comfortable and whole. My mind was a jumbled mess, spewing spaghetti as I began asking her about Gems. I questioned about Gem reformation, if the consciousness is intact, or does it deliberately wash into dormancy, awakening at certain intervals.
She grinned, and spoke to me with a voice so soft, yet firm. Reassuring and stern, but friendly and sincere. She said, "you would have to find out, if you wanted to. Or, you can stay here for eternity, with your mind and soul at rest."
My body was throbbing at the exciting news I didn't bother to process. To stay with Lapis forever? I can't imagine anyone passing up on that offer. I told her that I wanted to stay, with her. Again, I embraced her. She muttered under breath, "but, you can't." Suddenly, I felt my collective weight surge into my chest, and abruptly dropped to my feet.
I spoke in disappointment, "it's because you're not real, isn't it? You're only a concept of valor, personified as a perky alien girl to help alleviate the fear of the unknown, when we suffer. I'm no better than a waifu-wishing moron."
I felt her smile warmly into my chest, and break the embrace for a moment so she could speak, "No. Because it isn't your time, yet." She placed her soft pale hand on my cheek with a reassuring stroke, then pinched it like any grandma would. "Look for a girl who looks like me when you wake up, in the meantime before we meet again. You'll find her."
Her words revitalized my doubts and felt complete again. Then she slowly faded away into darkness and I woke up.
It was so bittersweet, and I feel weightless.
well bud
what are you waiting for
go find her, do what you're told
I was hoping you actually died
No you didn't.
Please stop posting.
I want to cum inside Sadie's mom.
You can meet her in real life if you kill yourself. Death is merely a portal to another reality.
>Laser Light Cannon is still one of the best episodes of the show
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No wonder I stopped talking to you faggots after I got married.
no you got fucking full of yourself and sucked your own dick into fucking oblivion, jesus i been here since day one, and you've always been a massive fucking faggot stop bragging about your goddamn gf for christ's sake
She's my wife now, thank you very much.
does it even matter? you're still bragging, jesus christ i remember almost every fucking post you had you bragged about your gf/wife/fucking whatever, i remember you sad you met her, cool, it coulda been left at that, but no you just had a literal fucking blog about her
then then, get this! you fucking brag about getting a BJ from her at some point because lapis gave you dream head
I hope she has a miscarriage and commits suicide
The dreams were cool though, don't lie. I don't have them anymore, but it's nice to know you're all still a bunch of bitter manchildren after all this time.
there's a difference between interesting and cool
i actually thought you were a cool guy too but then you got a taste of pussy and you became an asshole
so go fuck off into the ocean dude, go live you amazing life and fuck off with us manchildren
yeah, you're just as much a faggot as him
you're a huge fucking faggot too, dude
can we just focus on dream faggot and his bragging and then go after eachother?
I didn't mean that. Some of you guys are alright.
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This is the biggest load of bullshit I have…
you realize that is not true? Any deviation away from the traditional nuclear family causes things like abuse, criminal behavior, incarceration, drug abuse, suicide and mental disorders to blow up right through the roof.
I've been doing my absolute fucking best since day 1 to ignore the dream faggot. By either listening to him or criticizing him you are fueling his craving for attention. Just fucking ignore the guy and he will finally go away forever.
fine fine, man, fine, so how was your day?
I realized today that neither ruby nor sapphire wear stars on their clothes, but Garnet does.
That would imply that neither of them really considers herself a crystal gem on her own. Separate, they haven't much loyalty for the Earth cause, and if one were to desert, the other would have no reason to stay.
dude, that's kind of dark to think either would flake out