How fucked up are you?

Pretty fucked

me:

you make me feel better about myself tbh

youre a lil bitch tbh. i wish i could raid all day and fuck newbs up in arena

Trade school or look for a job OP.

I'm working on a PhD and I'm closer to killing myself every day.

if you do will you stream it.

No

come on, just stream it, it'll be fun

dude are u literally me?
>only thing i do is being /fit/ and listen to music looking at desktop every day

banned on 1 mmorpg, gonna appeal again
finishing college
gonna need to find a job
im very worried im not gonna do what id like to do and not get rich enough to just eat yolks out of the eggs

what game?

swtor

Yeah, I can relate to a lot of that. My uni will still readmit me in another different career, I can also move to another uni to avoid dealing with the shame of being the only retard doing so bad, but who cares at this point?
Hopefully I'll get the paperwork right, but it's quite easy to mess it up.
We're still 21, I know several languages and I'm quite good with computers and fixing things, so I don't worry much about my future, but it would be nice to have a piece of paper that says I'm not an idiot.

yeah i'm pretty fucked.

nigga you never had a girlfriend

pretty much

I want to socialize. I hope that somewhere in that pool of college idiots I might find somebody who's ok. or even a gf/bf

right, I forgot to mention: I applied for my dream college thing, twice. last year I failed, this year I did all my best and they told me I was even worse
justkillmeplease

I guess I'll just try it somewhere else. and again and again. just losing hope here. I'm fucking 26

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-be normie

Memes keep me alive.

think again m8

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I own >>>/sfg/

I suppose that says some things

shut up.
no one cares about you

user cmon be polite

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sexually

you're alright user

i reckon i wont make it much farther than 20

im not

been going to the gym and thinking about seeking therapy and getting diagnosed. maybe it'll help. they'll probably lift my probation for shit marks if I appeal with a retard certificate. not sure how to go about doing that in nova scotia however. I think I need my GP to refer me. fuck that noise but I'll try anyway.

35 yr old wife, no kids, social life
own business, no money worries
house, car, vacations: the whole outfit of a normie.

sit at my desk shitposting and waiting for beer o'clock. hate the world and all that's in it. feel like a fraud or an imposter. fear I will never be myself again, except here.

I'm pretty fucked

Breddy good board lewd

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get out of school now and start working at some other faggot's farm to learn skills.

you can do it, user!

this, or take drawing lessons

I'm basically unfit for anything other than being a NEET at this point. I did make some improvements a while ago - i even made some friends and stared a vocational course, but i got jumped a few weeks ago while i was drunk (friend joined in). So i don't really like going outside anymore.

anyone who posts the truth about themselves in this thread runs the risk of a mod doing a post history search for the same user and adding a resumé to the file. that's pretty fucked.

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I wish i had your life.
I mean, people in general are boring and annoying so its not like you're special in that regard.
Browse Holla Forums, huh me too. Draw badly, huh me too. you know you can stop browsing Holla Forums and just practice drawing to get better right?
Have to opportunity to acquire a college degree and work on the family farm, sounds great to me.
The biggest problem you seem to have is that you're a whiny faggot that doesn't know how good he has it, and faggotry is incurable.

Sounds like you have autism or something. Maybe get some help for that?

get a job you can walk to you lazy cunt. Preferably a manual labor job so you spend some time outside. Maybe sanding floors?

Impregnate your wife repeatedly. Hopefully the kids will distract you from what an enormous faggot you're being.

Is this a joke thread? Its like everyone in here has no real problems aside from being an enormous faggot that needs a new hobby.

Quit college, you obviously dont want to go. Maybe in a few years when you're motivated but wasting your time doesn't help anyone but the jews.

Go be a lumberjacks or an oilrigworker, or join the army. Noone can stop you from being a faggot but you, get your shit together, find out what you want and go get it.

No one is going to hand you a promising career or build your future for you.
You're gonna have to do that yourself. The good news is that it's easier than ever.
Domino's pizza is always hiring and always in need of quality people that they promote fast. You can be assistant manager in 6 months and full manager in 1 year. By 2 years be running the store. In 3 years own your own store by franchising. No degrees required. All the big corporations that are making money are like this if they have low barrier to entry.
Or you can kill yourself.

the post you replied to is mostly lies, bro. i don't take my shorts down in public.

story time

I like the act of rape and the feelings that come with it, but I don't like people's reactions to it.

I thought everything about my life was normal until someone broke the spell and pointed out too many …inconsistencies.

Like how I had a day off from school on my birthday. My one friend didn't, was comepletely fine. All the other kids I knew who had days off on their birthdays were not.

Then I told them it was because I had passed my class tests early, but now I know.
And still don't fucking care like holy fuck.

It's literally "anti-rape" culture that gives people issues after.
By forcing people to come forward or announce the act for 'support', it just fucks their shit up emotionally.

Maybe that's just me. I'm addicted to the after feeling that comes with extreme pain, I'm not the best judge.

Do you like to be raped or do you like to rape?

I like to be raped, not "really" as in: I wouldn't like to get fucked by anyone. But I would love to be "raped" by somebody I like as in: being fucked really hard while I cry and pretend I don't want to.

For me it's not the pain, but being controlled, being helpless.

Yeah, so many ppl didn't mind the rape all that much until all those SJW "comforted" them.

I wouldn't even had thought that somebody wouldn't mind being raped for realz but now that I know I wouldn't comfort the person, but look for their reactions first. EDUCATION PEOPLE

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW GOOD OR BAD YOU DO

YOU ALWAYS MAKE PROBLEMS FOR YOURSELF

YOU CAN'T BE WITHOUT THEM

THAT'S HUMAN NATURE

I am a rock'n'roll GOD!
I play guitar LOUD.
I play in a BAND.
I play 80's COVERS.
I play in a BEDROOM.
My mum is a FAN.

no

so you got the job?

If only humans would end…

I bet you have a wicked intelligence too.

I've posted mine before. I think generally speaking I win the "biggest loser" award. Depending on which portions of it I post the response is always overwhelming pity, overwhelming hate or "that actually sounds pretty alpha". I wonder what the response would be if I tied it all together in one string of posts.

please do

Me:

OP sounds like he could be my BFF

ffffffriend…

Alright, I'll try.

>>>Holla Forums382164

cont.

cont.

cont.

cont.

There you go, that about covers it. Gold medal for biggest loser right here. Incredibly stupid of me to post all of this. I even posted pics of myself at one point but I doubt anyone saved them.

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For the record, this story was just a random one sitting in one of my unsorted porn folders. I'm not a fan of piss or futa, but it seems rude to start posting a story and not finish it.

Also the last page is funny.

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why dont you just kiill your mom playa

I'm not a murderer, and even if I was I don't hate her *that* much.

I'm just going to keep at trying to make a steady income and make my dreams come true, and I'll move farther away when I can but still answer her phone calls on occasion. She can't harm me much anymore.

Nigger how do you suppose I'm gonna carry 200+ Ibs of equipment to every sandjob on foot? I live a long ways away from any place thats giving out jobs at the moment

I ain't left the house in a year.

How do you get food?

Mummy and daddy

I have a shitty job but that might change in a couple months

I am so lazy, I got kicked out of community college for not going on the website to approve my financial add, and am planning on killing myself because I don't want to work.

You were too lazy to get yourself free monies?

Well, I didn't know you had to approve your financial add every semester, and don't have to go on the website to get your work, so didn't know until it was too late, have been too lazy to get back in tho. Months of not having to do anything have shown me that I am not really cut out for working, or doing anything really. Mother has been getting onto me was not having a job, and not being in college, so probably best that I end it here. Never been happy, but I'm miserable when working. Not really a existence worth preserving, no?

"Thank goodness that's your bag and not some scary stranger"
"…Should I be scared of you?

Both sat in silence after that waiting for our rides.

For me, I answer this and other similar questions with another question:
Is life only for happiness?

I don't know the answer, but yes feels wrong to me. I'm not happy so fuck it. Fuck happiness. That's why I don't kill myself.

Doesn't it sound so petty in the grand scheme of things? Existence is something at least.

Autistic as fuck.

I know this feel. Especially when you stand at 6 foot 2 and absolutely tower over them.

I am coming at it from a quality > quantity viewpoint.

Thanks for the concern, but I don't hate university.

I would just fail at any other of those suggestions if persuaded; as noted: I don't know what I want.

Sometimes it feels like I could annihilate any goal, conquer all of my objectives. All you have to do is figure out the logistics of it. Within realistic definitions you can achieve most any ambition. I just don't have any. Funny huh?

Ever lived like a vagrant? I have. Tried it out once by lying about a trip I had planned with friends. Going over the numbers with a tent and a cheap gym membership, I can earn money working barely above minimum wage on sales commission part time. Just enough. Didn't mind it. Don't mind having no where to go, nothing to do, if it weren't for the nagging emptiness. A sense that I should be feeling more. Nothing.

What does anyone really want to do?

You might have misunderstood me.
Your existence precedes any notion of value, including happiness. Jobs, mothers, educations, and all that jazz are just a means to live and do other things. In a cliche way you could say: "life is what you make of it." Alternatively, if you're going to off yourself anyway why not just do whatever and experiment with your life. It all sounds pretty freeing to me.

I don't like doing anything. The quality of my life will not get better, so I am going to reduce quantity of it, and no matter the resources are available to me, it will never get better.
Besides, there isn't much room for experimentation, there are 3 possibilities: I go back to school and be miserable, get a job and be miserable, or be homeless and be miserable.

Or do every psychedelic known to man and de-cuck yourself.

You are stuck in your head and in your paradigms. It will take more than an image board to change them and you are naive to think them unchangeable.

Drugs are filed under anything.

They can change, but only for the worst. I guess, constantly being miserable would make me appreciate the few moments of air, but the perspective given to me by months of not having to do shit won't go away.

Are you me? :p

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Have you tried them? Forget about drugs. Psychedelics are something else. I think that if you'd done every psychedelic known to man, you'd be one of the most content people on earth. I know I am.

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Below 6'5", why be alive?

If you were one of the most content people on Earth, you wouldn't have clicked on a thread that was essentially a contest to see who felt most pathetic about themselves.

this is just a legitimately interesting thread.
if you read up on them yourself you'll see that they can be game changers.