CAT 908H technician AMA

CAT 906, 907, and 908H installation and repair technician who works on a production line in Desford.

Ask me anything.

How many dicks do you suck in a week?

Depends on how many our clients ask us to suck. An average week comprises of 2, maybe 3 dick suckings.

is the CAT company that makes those machines the same CAT as the one that makes shoes?

What is the top speed of a CAT?

Unfortunately, no. We only license the CAT brand to shoe manufacturers. The CAT shoes are also banned in the factory as they do not meet our safety requirements.


CAT 90X machines are either 20kph or 35kph

Did they make those in both petrol and diesel?

kek

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Why the name Caterpillar?

Yes, but most vehicles are petrol.

Diesel vehicles are almost exclusively Japanese

whens the CAT phone coming out

No idea.

At the Desford site the CAT phones are available to employees. No idea how much though.

you like those BorgWarner turbos huh?

I had no idea that we used BorgWarner superchargers, or even what BorgWarner was until I Googled it

Turbochargers*

have you heard how people are liking the CAT phone?

dang man, dang ol, dang.

Went through Southampton docks last year, saw loads of CAT vehicles lined up for export.

Does helping Britain's balance of trade in these post-brexit times give you a little chubby?

Dude, I've got a fucking raging semi just thinking about helping my country or some shit

I have a diesel John Deere, Ford, Chevy,d Dodge, Massey Ferguson, and a bloody Volkswagen ..


All diesel ..

Is we only talking about dozers?