Are there any /working/ handsfree fap devices yet? Those clunky expensive ass belt tubes don't really appeal to me

Are there any /working/ handsfree fap devices yet? Those clunky expensive ass belt tubes don't really appeal to me.

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You can fuck a soft pillow.
Preferably with blankets stacked beneath it.

i have fleshlights already
i just want to experience it without doing anything myself, some automatic thing
tried using a prostate massager but it didn't do anything for me except making me feel like having to take a shit

I don't think there are any appealing devices that will do that or you.
Pornhub was developing an ass that you can fuck and it would vibrate and warm up your dick.
Idk if they're already producing it or not.

well it was worth a shot anyway

yes, they're called women

not all of us has the mental strength to deal with them unfortunately

don't need to deal with shit if you hire a prostitute

illegal, and that would just be too awkward

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not really, but the fact that it's illegal just makes it difficult, i have no contacts, i don't want to ask friends about it, and i'm not traveling to the netherlands to ejaculate

Go to Xhamster search "venus 2000".

backpages

…what?

you can find local escorts on backpages.
if you don't feel safe then don't do it but I'm just saying that it's not hard to find an escort.

oh it's an advertising site in the us, i don't live there

backpage.com/ it covers every continent.

if you're in europe. check out sexwork.net

meh i'm not that into it
if i've never had it, i don't really have a craving for it either

Plebians, the lot of you.

I just have sex with furniture. Just don't do it too much in one week or you will destroy your penis skin.

your whole apartment must smell like rancid cum

ur mom

that sounds like premature ejaculation. this may be why you are so lonely.

Say what you wish, but I still get the satisfaction of hands free fapping in my math courses.

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