Dubs decides what i do with this egg

teach it to speak dutch

MAKE A MEGA SUPER OMELET

egg in butt

Winrar

DO IT MODS

holy fuck,didn't expect dubs

prnt.sc/bm258q

HERE WE GO

timestamps or GTFO.
and write eggselent :DDD on it.

It's like you just needed an excuse to do it, just waiting for an user to post, didn't you?

You are gay as fuck, lets see that baby dick of yours while we are at it.

this is now a spiderman thread

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There is a timestamp on the egg, but kind of hard to read the year, so I join the request.

eggselend :DDDD

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Do you really need the year, faggot?

Literally not surprising at all.

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Wrong pic.
Theres already lube on the egg, so i cant write any more on it

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It wouldn't hurt.
Unlike the egg in your ass.

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That makes sense.
Still not readable.
Idc though, I just want to see a bp filled with egg. Please proceed OP.

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Nice. Keep going.
Technically, since the winner didn't specify, would it be cheating to boil it first?

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Holy shit this burns, like the kind of pain you get when you drag rubber down your legs.

Its unboiled, boiled eggs are for casuals

blood detected, toast discarded

what if the egg cracks inside your anus?

Did you use normal lube or…?

And, as if by magic, the egg has disappeared into the abyss

Post ending in 0 decides what i do next

nice dubs, rolling for stick another 6 eggs in.

*trips

Do as says.
Also checked.

only one thing you can do:

shit it back out

Rollin for post your small cock and stick a whole carton up ur shitter.

Swallow it.

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if dubs, put carton in.

The fate's been merciful it seems

You should still show cock. For great justice.

Then I get my wish.

Durex raspberry flavored, the wife loves it. Its oil based if i recall

1man1egg.jpg

That would mean taking off my cock sock, and exposing my benis to the cold air, so no.

That is real fucking boring but ok if you say so

Post ending in 3 decides what i do after that.

I have one egg left

holy fuck,my dubs made a change in the world
Break the egg on your asshole and suck it in,and then poop it out and fry it and eat.

Eat it

kek

then put your other egg in and eat up all the mess

Crack it open and use it as lube for the next egg.
Oh never mind

Break the egg in your hand and fap with the yolk smeared egg shells.

DO IT

ACHOO

Ye do this

EAT IT NOW

Based OP is based.

HOLY FUCK

BREAK IT ON YOUR ASSHOLE;AND EAT IT

rollin for cook and eat it

There was blood, doesnt hurt that bad tho.

Does that include the yolk?

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Ye, yolk shell and everything

You know I never did get to witness one of these in real time, I'm pretty ecstatic tbh fam

Rolling for cook it and then eat it, OP post face.

Newfag get out.

You are a monster, user.
I look forward to seeing results tho.

kek

Shell will come after, im not going to choke on my child.

OP post face

ur sick m8, time for some spiderspam.

Kill yourself nigger.

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Spidey pls go

Brb converting video to webm

Did you spill / throw up? What happened? I guess we're about to find out.
Treat your aching boypussy to a bag of cold (but not freezing) peas OP.
(I don't mean shove it in, just put it on it)

Its fine now, it stung a bit for a while there

Part 2 incoming

Salty newfag cuck status: Confirmed ✅☑✔.

Yeah i did throw up btw, it didnt even go down.

pic related

grind it properly OP, jesus fuck

Hey, vol? Some one is spamming the board with emojis. Which is funny cause I just posted an emoji.

Just wanted to let you know check the catalog.

You gonna eat it like that?

Did you guys want me to eat the shit that came with it?

No, don't be gross.

Absolutely.

Converting now

When you die I'll be sure to mention you in my prayers.

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ATTENTION OMLET
ATTENTION OMLET
ATTENTION MODS
stop being faggy and start cleaning up all the spam in the catalo.

Should have smeared it on the shells

Thanks user. Allahu akbar.

Ive been drinking, i dont want to delete the wrong posts, but i cleaned it up for you.

HOLY FUCK YOU EVEN CHEWED THAT SHIT

OP IS FUCKING BASED

You brave man

YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY!

uh, no?

omlet you fucking crazy volunteer

whats with the cocksock ya dickhead :-DDD

Well… Omelet has officially earned my respect as a mod on Holla Forums

This is the man with mod powers on Holla Forums

I'm overjoyed.

this..
like 100% this..

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based rulecuck
+1

web.archive.org/web/20160628162953/http://8ch.net/b/res/5913440.html
Fully preserved images and all.

Thread over.

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One egg to rule them all

10/10
Omlet for BO 2016

you can stuff eggs in yur ass too, user.

no.

put it in your ear and smash it with a hammer

make a hole and insert penis

So much microbial shit on eggs, you're gonna get an infection inside your anus.

RIP omlet

puke it out and make scrabled egg

I cannot fucking believe what I've just witnessed

omlet you magnificent bastard

OMLET FOR BO 2016

Thanks for a wonderful experience Omlet

Omlet you have girl hands. Consider becoming a trap.

Also post your face 8)

What in the hell did I just watch.

nobody wants you here, just go away. fuck

Did you make that post as anonymous so you wouldn't get hate for being opiatefag? :^)

Eat it.

I wanted to as a fetish kind of thing back in the day, but i have a wife now.

Has up the pooper been taken? Yeah, obviously, but fuck reading through this thread.

How do you have a wife if you do shit like this?

no faggit, i was in a different browser.

look at this bitchass janitor blatantly abusing his powers to remove anonymity

Lots of love, plenty of happiness.

Are you NEET (other than modding Holla Forums)?

Hawwwhaww

Cause he's based as fuck, did you not see the thread?

Either that is one high quality egg, or based mod has one loose pooper…

Nah, not for a few years now

massive keks all over this
you have restored balance to the force

I'm not sure whether I should visit here more often or never come back.

I ODNT KNOW

also turn names off before i beat you with an egg

For the love of Jesus somebody make a banner of that egg Poppin out omlets butt

Good to be back.

We knew you would return
They always do. You cant resist.

i don't wanna see that everyday

what the fuck
if omlet is gonna molest himself with eggs he could of at least streamed it

It's about damn time someone stuck something up their ass.
Omlet,u uh reel ass nigga.

The hero we don't deserve

Omlet
It all makes sense now.

Next time crack the egg in your ass and squirt it out on a hot skillet.

I draw this in MS paint

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OP DELIVERED
Holla Forums DELIVERS
ANONYMOUS DELIVERS
OP ISN'T A FAGGOT
He's a sick fuck

THE MADMAN

THE MADMAN

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Ban this faggot.

literally ban THIS faggot

Wew OP
Thanks for making this shit board entertaining for one day

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OP delivered. Absolutely disgusting

made my day thx :))

Hey just toasting in an epic bread, don't mind me.

ALL HOTPOCKETS SHOULD HAVE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT NORMALFAGS

HEIL OMLET

one of us

ｋｉｌｌ　ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｔｈｒｅａｄ

why you want names off? I thought people wanted names on

so i can used my modded version of namesync and feel special

Am I too late?

Now send those webm to your mom and film her reaction.

OH MY FUCKING EYES!
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

This for fuck sake.

This

anybody make a better capture than this using [grab]?

how do you even use the grab stuff

This is why omlet should be BO

click the box next to each thread reply you like, then click Grab at the bottom of printscreen button

That's nifty.. I used a screengrab but obviously it grabs the whole thread, plus it's got some glitch at the bottom.
Plus the image is too big to post so there.

that won't take long. thx cmunky

I GOT A GAG REFLEX HOLY SHIT
THIS THREAD IS GONNA MAKE ME PUKE

looked like a fetus from the catalog,
disappointed it's not,
don't care, fry it up and have a sammich

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OooouKeeey…
I quit imageboards.
Time to get a life.
Thank you Omlet!

This is how people should gain volunteer rights.
Every wannabe volunteer should be ashed to shove an egg up the ass, shit it out and then eat it.
This way only the truly dedicated will hold power.

That really puts things in perspective…

bump

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I just gotta add.
Is nice to see some classic Holla Forums back.
People doing fucked up shit for keks.
I really REALLY missed that.

somethinv