Sup Holla Forums. I'm a girl who has a soft voice, and petite body...

Sup Holla Forums. I'm a girl who has a soft voice, and petite body. Im trying to make it in the cut throat business world and no one takes me seriously :( they all act like im a little kid. I want to be a CEO just like all the guys I work with but no one believes that I could.

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Find a heartless bitch of a mentor.
Don't be kind.
Fuck people over every chance you get.
Do your best to make men feel small.
Stare them down literally.
Don't earn their respect. Take it.
If you can't do all of the above, you won't make it.

child of lamb

begin by reading the Dilbert Principle by Scott Adams
then envision a world where 100% of people will try to do every single dirty trick in this book every minute of every day, and go eagerly at it because your appearance and demeanor designate you as a hyper-bonus gold coin for grabs in their personal vidya gaem

if you can't change something about you that will make them pause at least a little, you won't survive
try building a reputation that you're a mind-controling hypnotist serial killerette who has so much blackmail material on your state judges and governors and police and ultra-elites that the local military is forced to cleanup the corpses of the thousand of victims you sliced into tiny bits after having drained their blood, and that's just what happened to useless people who annoyed you a little, not personal ennemies

it will help if you become transcendentally skilled at some extremely valuable skill that you can exhibit effortlessly in front of a hostile and competitive audience

Porn?

Tits or gtfo

sure you can
now back to the kitchen

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become a jew

your appearance matters a lot
dress for success

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moar

she would probably be more succesful than you

Fuckin' LOL

Yes I am , sir, and what is the problem with that hmm?

Tits or GTFO

delivery problemā€¦

Literally this

Leave the toxic corporate environment and become a hermit living off the grid

FeDoRa ChAn.

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How?

Whore out

What do you mean whore out?

i would let you be my CEO if you know what i mean

Looks like Kennediā€¦

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tits and gtfo