Tfw you have never done sex to a female

How do you sex? What do you say during the sex or is it supposed to just be quiet? Being completely silent seems like it would be awkward. What do you do after the sex? Talk? High five?

while you do it you tell them you'll buy them a really nice stuffie afterwards

this would be epic though

But I have no money.


So yes?

Well if you get along well with your gf (like a good bro)
I guess you can high five

Is it rape if she cums?

bumping for interest

>I'm not the social kind obviously, since I'm here


So I'd like to know :
How do I into social behavior ?

Then eventually :
How do I sex ?

You need her written agreement
This agreement must be approved and signed by at least 10 strong feminist women

under these conditions it's not rape
But be careful anyway

Just wait til you get to the reproductive system in A&P

"Ladies I need some help with learning all the names, can I practice on you?"

Only if she decides so later

...

Kek seems legit

I'm a shut-in myself but I have heard on the internet that womenz are more into discussing feels, and more into "hear my feels out" instead of "I'm telling you about my problems because I want to hear solutions."
So if they do tell you about some problem of theirs, be a good listener and don't be pushy about offering help.

I've never seen a single real pussy in my life but I already know more about female genitalia than most women
This is kinda frustrating

Just imagine the sex talk:

"As my filliform papillae delicately trace along your perineal raphe I can see your vestibule moisten with the anticipation of the forthcoming coitus"

kek

Oh okay thanks

Discussing feels shouldn't be a problem
I'm a lot into romantic shit

By which I mean I'd rather watch a romance based hentai than a tentacle rape one

...

forty kek

This could very well happen

The girl could also say this kind of shit since she know a lot about dick

Kek.
Have some nekogirls instead then user.


What kind of stuff do they talk to you about then?

Yeah yeah yeah I know animu degeneracy bla bla bla
I won't kill myself though

shit like :
"Isn't it great we managed to go this far ?"
"we're on our way to become doctors…."
"we should learn to know each others more…"
……

I've never met those girls before
Basically just said hello to be polite

Did you tell them them they they look hot & you have an organic thermometer you could check them with?

Context?

Sounds promising. I have too much spaghetti to know wht the best reaction would (have) be(en).
What did you say?

Wew nice nekogirls
Thanks user

So you like yaoi ?

Protip, dont talk like you do on the "internetz"

Don't tell anyone but it's from furaffinity.

So long as we're not talking bara, sure.


I'm not looking to… but yeah, unless you know the person is from the internet as well, that goes without saying.

There's a very selective exam in order to enter medical school (basically 200 places for 1000 participants)
This shit was damn hard
That's the context

Like I said before I'm not a social champion
so basically :
"yeah"
"Why not"
"Sounds cool"
And all that kind of introverted stuff

Nekogirl is probably the only form of furry I can tolerate

I like this idea

Kill yourself you loser.

They don't count as furry in my book. People would still gas me for lurking furfag sites, kek.
That's a nice suggestive gif there user. My life has been coincidentally filled with Indians the past two or three days.


Yeah sounds about standard level introverted stuff. Boring, of course.
If they are nice girls, you should probably show more energy, more enthusiasm. Otherwise someone else is going to, ehm, to put it smoothly, crush that puss.

(heiled)
I know I need to grow some more balls

With 140 girls and only 60 guys including myself, I'm sure I can manage to get some

you met some indians ?

Well, hopefully, but don't underestimate normies' ability to get cock outside of university setting.
(I didn't even notice that 88)

Do you have any interests remotely normal that the girls could potentially relate to?
The sources tell of how males bond through shared activity while females through sharing emotions, which if that's true, finding an activity sounds like it's not productive. But I bet most men do it anyway because it's just what they do. Besides, it's bonding, not wooing or mating. Probably it makes no sense trying to outfemale a female.

It really depends on how autistic are you both.

I lost my virginity while drunk to some vegan commie that was into femdom in exchange of some vodka, so she would constantly talk about how pathetic it was for me to have my first time with the public slut.
Then again on my third year of college I began dating a girl way younger than me who was incredibly awkward about sex, when she didn't stay silent she would say very wierd shit as it if was some sort of porn movie (which was actually hillarious)

would u fuck me

Well I don't know what normie girls are interested in…

How can you bound through sharing emotions ?
Does that mean you need to spend your day, sitting on a couch with your hypothetical gf, talking about how you feel

I can't really fuck a belly button

Not with that attitude you can't

It just won't fit

No, I have just been reading about them (more or less compulsory reading); which also made me remember reading an Indian author one semester ago.
And then out of nowhere comes the indian thread which also made me remember that after I read the author last semester, I went and looked for some Indian girl porn. Let me check… oh, yes. Two files. Both seem like pretty boring shit.
Also what are you trying to suggest with all the phallic imagery?


That sounds kind of hot. Also I find it quite amusing that she denigrated you for having sex with her. She mut have been spunky.


Sure, I would put my cock down that line on your belly, then buried my nails in the fat on your sides and navel, and bend them all upwards(real painful like too) so I could fuck your belly.
How the hell do you expect an answer based on two square inches of flat skin? It's not bad two inches, mind you.


Presumably that way, idk. But again, that's what women do among themselves. And maybe faghags with fags. Idk if you are expected to do that.

Another tip, this time from a different source* says women "love" hiking, because it's the physical activity they can do with men without having any actual skills.
The downside is if you are spilling your spaghetti all over the place and need to bail, that might take a long time when far away.

*(a female stand-up comedian, wish I could remember her name; blond woman, really sexy)

Sometimes you have to think laterally

Nuffin…

She didn't looked sex as such a big deal. It's no wonder that she's pregnant at age 24

what a slut

Hiking I can do that…
I guess…

Depends on the mood and the woman. If it's the first time, you're learning about each other's bodies, what she likes, where she's ticklish, where she's sensitive, and so forth. Try different things and see how she reacts and go from there. If general, what I like is usually slow foreplay with lots of intense staring into her eyes and teasing and that sort of thing, followed by sensual fucking, followed by fierce pounding, followed by colapsing together and gently caressing.

Again it depends on the mood and the girl. I don't say much during foreplay, partially because I'm usually kissing, nibbling, licking all over. I don't necessarially say a lot during the sex-sex either, other than basic communicaing of "yes" and "oh do that again" or "God, you're beautiful" and so on. Mostly it's just grunting and making happy noises when something feels particularly good. Also laughing, because sex is silly and people are clumsy and eventually someone's going to fart or burp or get an elbow somewhere uncomfortable and if you're too uptight with someone to laugh in such a situation then you probably shouldn't be having sex with that person anyway.
A couple partners were into RP stuff, specifically Daddy/daughter stuff, and the first time a girl suggested it I thought it was weird. For about five seconds, and then she was all, "am I a good girl, Daddy?" and my dick could suddenly etch diamond. Other girls like more general stuff outside of RP, such as being called a dirty slut or whatever. Basically, if saying something gets them excited, it's going to make me more excited because nothing is sexier than a partner who is seriously turned on.
When I was in my 20's, the answer would be "have more sex." Now it's: Lay quietly with her, gently stroking her body. Then get up, pee, give my undercarriage a once-over with a wash cloth, put on underwear, and go to sleep.

Can't spell twink without wink.
Hah, wait, I totally saved this… lemme see. Yeah, pic 5.


See, I said she must have been spunky. Probably made some shit choices in terms of (not) using contraception I guess?


Everyone can, that's why women do it.
>I'm not even drunk.

Fuck it man, don't fake anything. Just ask girls what they're interested in, or be more closed-ended like, "do you play vidya games" or "what kind of movies / TV / music do you like" or "what do you think of the election" or "what do you think of Professor so-and-so" or whatever. You'll see quickly whether there's any real chemestry.. And eventually you'll find one with at least someone similar interests who you can be yourself with. After that, the sex will come naturally.

I haven't talked to her in a while, but from what I heard it was on a trip to Japan and I guess she didn't wanted to leave without a visit to the rice fields.
The problem is that apparently the Japanese have a fetish with not using condoms, and since they both were drunk as fuck she didn't mind.

good tips
also I might have a boner right now

Taking notes

My GF and I highfive.

Tonight is the night when, as far as stating the near-obvious, I simply am not wrong.


Near (perma)virgin here, but all this sounds like good advice.
Were it not for the last part, I would have thought I met you here before, Anom.

Highfive her in the face with your dick?

Well, there was that one user who's girlfriend sex talked to him as if she was a coach.

Nice thread we had ther

sex talk and advices
a bit medical bullshit
and just enough autism to spice it up

It came to an end so quickly, so young…

I wish that user continued with the suggestive, vaguely homoeritc reaction images…

😆

You can't expect a very long thread on an interesting subject nowadays on any chan
But you can still get some good infos and have a good time, even in a short thread

I received some good sex and social advices
Now I might be able to get some at my medic school if I don't go full retard

Thanks for your contribution neko/yaoi user


P.S. I don't know if I have any other suggestive homoherotic reaction images

It was fun while it lasted. You go get 'em OP.

Wew, I did not realize it was you all along.

Thanks a lot user

But I'm not OP though
I started posting in this thread with this post
I don't even know what OP did in his own thread

Oh, yeah, I have you all mixed together even more than I thought. Silly goose me.

hue

I'm 20 years old, still live with my parents.
How do I ask my neighbour, who's 35+ (maybe 40) years old and single if she want's to have a go?

Just go over and ask if she wants to go on a date, or just ask her if she wants to fuck.

studying electrical engineering was a mistake

It wasn't a mistake. I study CS for the past 2.5 years and it's a fucking sausage fest, some tutorials literally have 0 females, and the qt3.141 is pretty rare, last one I seen that was cute was maybe 2nd semester. At least I'll have plenty of money in the future.

Well if you studied medicine like the other user, you would get plenty of money too.

True that

But you usually have to study far more than a bachelor to get a job in medicine.

Does she drink?

Yeah that's true. Here it's not even possible I don't think. You just pick up a 6 year long course and get down to business.

That's not very smart.

no clue

That would be awkward

Do something nice for her.

I think just showing interest in her is a start.
"Good afternoon, miss Dalloway. How are you doing this fine day?"
You can't sneak hints into a conversation when you are not having any.

While she was away this week, I fed her cats

Did she notice? You shouldn't be slaving away though, she'll just abuse it.

Doing something nice for her is just meant to be used as an entry point and so that she feels like she "owes" you something back. wink wink nudge nudge. Why do you think guys buy drinks for girls?

It is if you're an awkward faggot. I don't give a shit about my future.

Women do not owe men anything you misogynistic shitlord. i am going back to le tumblr111 DOWn wuth the PATRIARChy!!!111

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