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I require more Trixie Lawyer.

Good.

Isn't that obvious? it has always been that way since day 1.
hehehe.


Uhmmm… IDK, maybe in the future, when I start working and stop posting, I will leave you alone.
but not today.

I really Like you and I don't know why even tho I hate you.

Come to da new thread can I give you a brohof?

so there's nothing else about him? I thought he had made some really edgy le tips fedora profile on tumblr or something?

Nobody knows anything about him. Just that one pic. And those two knives.

I don't really think he's meme status, more like forced meme status if you ask me tbqh :P

That's a good one.

this movie is weird

im starting to like it

All ebin maymays are forced.

No they are not.

You utter faggot.

GG Allin I may end up my existence like him if I become addicted to booze and drugs.

Don't talk to this faggot:


He is a master in being a Dickhead.

His best song was the one about herpes.

Meme (noun): an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

Your trash meme is passed around by a select MINORITY of people with low meme standards. You are the equivalent of a homeless man scavenging through a dumpster to find an old busted radio to plug in at his cardboard hideout, then leave to go scavange for more shitty materials and have another rare street tramp walkts on into your box to find the meme and take it as if it was something good. You could put me somewhere alone, noone would ever find out or see me, and put your precious fucking meme for me on a table on a golden emerald encrusted plate and I would not venture within 20 feet of that disgusting meme.

which one?

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If you gave me a knife and placed me in a room, and I knew your memes were going to fill that room and touch me I'd swiftly slit my arteries in the neck before I gave you that chance.

Moon 2009.


Aww, did I hurt your fewings?

Moon is great.

Oh yeah, it's really cool :3

UNHOLY TRINITY!

MY GOD!

You see?

Skittish is a Total bitch.

you just keep Travis posting in the bread.

Me and another Travis poster have been doing it for months.

Not quite. That was just the perfect reaction image.

I like it so far, the clone thing and why did the robot just outright come out and tell him about the clone thing? Wouldn't the bot be on the companies side? I'm confused why the bot seems to be helping and really caring for them

Now that I know that Skitty is such a big Travis fan I'll post him as much as possible.

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I imagine posting your memes feels like sucking spicy hot butter out of travis asshole.

And that's the way it should always be.

Not really.

Not quite as tasty as sucking Skittyhole boypussy juice.
IMHO.

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How could I trigger this blatantly obvious contrasuggestibility in your vapid fucking head that posts untermensch memes right? I don't know what I was thinking, I'm such a fool full of regret right now…

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LOL
there's one where all the posters are ponies

I need to watch that movie, my mom showed that one to me when I was 4 or 5yo so I only remember someone eating brains.

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No

No what?

ITS THE GOD DAMNED SILENCE OF THE FUCKING LAMBS.
HOLY SHIT REALLY?

The eating brains part was in the sequel.

I'll fuckin kill you Skittish.

wait what

is it about some guy who's crazy, opens someones head and was eating their brain? I think they were on a plane at one point and he was eating it there too and gave it to someone

I cannot really speak for any plot reasons as to why that happened because some time has passed since I last saw that movie, but thematically, it plays against the evil A.I. convention that is in most science fiction movies.

Lets Skull fuck his corpse.

kek

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imdb.com/title/tt0212985/

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Great filename

youtube.com/watch?v=xx_hlStCL7g

No.. I haven't seen that one, maybe it was silence of the lambs.

It was Hannibal, you dingus.

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I just can't stop posting Travis.
Kek.
0 fucks given about tomorrows compromises.

what do you do for a living? Travis poster.

Hey.

Nice girl Travis! Very beautiful.

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Hey, Vinnie.

wow, I guess I must have been like eleven when I saw that, I can't remember but I do remember that brain scene. Weird.

12345648987987987964513.0

are you ok?

YES Skitty.
Yes….
Red dragon is the 'prequel' and 'hannibal' is

YES Skitty.
Yes….
Red dragon is the 'prequel' and 'hannibal' is

I think this is the largest my post can be.
I'm going to randomly type to figure it out.
if there is some random limit, or if it is just 'that' post for some fucked up unknowable reason.

Good memory.

Lets Skull fuck Skittish Shall we?

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maybe it has to do with excess enter keys.

such
as
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test

FUCK YOU Holla Forums

not for me

Want to watch it again together?

Since I am mentally ill they pay me to stay home and not bother anybody. I've been on disability for years.

Holla Forums is BEST CHAN

YES Skitty.
Yes….
Red dragon is the prequel and hannibal is the sequal.

Sound like you might endanger the ones Around you.

Skitty pls

I think that's why they put crazies on so much medication that all cause drowsiness. We're too tired to go out and endanger anybody.

Lately I have been thinking about blasting some one with hot lead.
I might even end up blasting the bitch that is going to take away my best friend.

You wouldn't really.. Why me?

hey you told me

Sound good!

Hahaha,
thanks thouhg, I appreciate the help in figuring out WTF was going on.

I wish I could buy a gun. I doubt with my background I could though.

Have you physically assaulted some one?

You have yet to watch it, and you are good company.

riight..

I beat the living shit out of somebody once. He was asking for it. Didn't get into any trouble.

Do you disbelieve me?

isn't it?

Hehehe, there is a huge black market US guns there are dirt fucking cheap.
An AK over here a WASR 10/63 can cost you around 2k in the US they used to sell for $650.

another 8 hours at least before I can sleep

somebody legit kill me

Wish i had a machine gun. Shit would be cash.

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I would.

Nah they aren't Machine guns but still 7.62x39mm + 30 rounds in the magazine is a fucking blast literally.

Kek.

Wanna chill out and watch some shit in Cytube?

Well, I would watch something with you if you're genuinely sincere about the offer..

I'd be happy with any kind of gun really. .

Take his panties off before he can notice it.

Why not Hannibal?


I like to imagine he wears no underwear.

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Use your words.

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You are in the Land of the free but California sucks for gun ownership from what I'm told.

But I legitimately would like to hear you are Improving.
I have to go maybe tomorrow I will create more Travis.
I would really like to create a spam bot and blast the fuck out of 4chan with Travis, but that aint gonna happen, I fucking despise programming its so fucking boring, plus the mods there are getting better and better at banning everything that moves there.
Take care Travis poster.
Remember to blast skittish's anus with Travis.

Dayum.
You got the Right Attitude to get his boy pussy moist.
hopefully you do your best to accomplish it.

Raptor.
Ruby.
Reece.
Good Night to ya all.

Fuck you faggot.

Nini Discord~

Have a good one, Discardio, my friend.

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that's a good idea

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kek. That's great.

I am glad that you liked it.

I like all your works, based Vinnie.

My past experience with you has conditioned me to expect an abrupt switch to a more vituperate mode around this point, or maybe you're going to take a little longer to get there.

What's hello in spanish?

Hola, like that botnet that almost killed Holla Forums.

Gotchya.

Are there any colloqialisms for it?

Ie, G'day in Australia, instead of good day?

vituperative*

I am not being perfidious here. If you would like to do that, I am open to the activity. Misleading you would be an otiose endeavor, and I only ever banter with you; I do not mean you any harm.

Yes, a few.. My favorite is 'buenas'.
You should try asking Discordio. He probably knows more, but here it's more common to say "que ha vido", "como esta" and buenas.

Yes, that. and I don't know. I wouldn't say no, that would be rude. It's up to you. If you're after that thing you should just tell me so I can give it to you and save the trouble.

I would not want to force you into doing it if the notion is not to your liking. What thing?

Is there a direct translation for those 3

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You wouldn't be, it sounds like fun. Maybe… I hope..


que ha habido= what's up
como esta=how are you
buenas=greetings

that's more or less what each means

What thing?

The trip. Don't act like you forgot.

Cool, thanks :3

PONIES ARE ASLEEP

POST SLEEPING PONY

We will figure something out.


That slipped my mind completely. I only wanted it to tantalize Luke with the possibility that he gave it to me when he was drunk.

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I'll leave it to you.

I never finished this movie, I keep pausing it into the night.

which movie?

I am sure I will think of something.

Finish it now.

…moon

jesus it is taking you a long ass time to watch…

and I started at 10pm or something

but I just keep pausing it, going outside to look at the moon or shitpost

THINGS EDWARD BELIEVES ARE TRUE:
Women can push their periods out into a toilet in one sitting the same way that they give birth to a child.
Humans hunted dinosaurs to extinction.
Doxycycline is a date rape drug.
Puffy foods are mostly air and have very few or no calories. (He thinks a big bag of cheetos is 100 calories)
People of African and Mexican descent cannot get skin cancer.
Wrapping something in tinfoil makes it cook faster in the microwave.
It's only rape if she's able to remember it. (He said that if the girl doesn't remember what you do to her, she cannot be affected by it and doesn't suffer, so there is no crime)

There's no one up there currently Skittles, but there are reflective dishes placed there by man for
SCIENCE!

this is what I mean by moon butthole

I hope he tests that hypothesis some day.

speaking of reflective materials.

Have you ever stared at the night sky for a while? I like to do that often, sometimes I can spot satellites orbiting the earth.

At least twice ever I've been lucky enough to see what appears to be a satellite reflecting back the light from the sun and it look like a bright camera flash in the sky.

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reddit.com/r/twilardsaga/

read the story, and you'll know that he does/has.

Seriously, it should be school curriculum this shit.


yeah we see sattelites often here, they're not all that uncommon honestly.

this video In this post is 'literally' all about staring at the sky and what we see due to a phenomena

I've thrown foil in a microwave a bunch of times. I like microwaving random objects.

It creates this awesome electric arches. Have you ever thrown a lit weed cigarette in the microwave and turned it on? It creates this ball of plasma that slowly levitates to the top of the microwave oven and floats around making this incredibly menacing humming sound.

those electric arcs are plasma arcs skitty :P

You keep linking that locked reddit you can't access without being invited by a mod initially.

What else could it be, except for a maybe a helium 3 collection base?

yea.. I used to put old CDs in there and they'd make this awesome flash.

putting an incandescent white bulb in them makes this awesome rainbow spectrum flashing light.

reddit.com/r/twilardsaga/comments/4pqlyu/the_twilard_saga_things_edward_believes_are_true/


yeah, you just apply for it.
It's worth it Skittles.

You have a twitter account for posting as an actual nigger, this is seriously not a big issue :P


You're lucky it hasn't exploded in your face kek

hey, that was my #NiggaNetwork twitter account during #BLM and the Travon thing.


The microwave wont explode in your face… Plus I'd always make sure I could quickly unplug it.

ROFL actual black people are still using that hash tag

wow

it didn't exist before we started it

microwave doesn't explode here, but it's worth watching cuase it's hilarious.


HAHAHAHAHA
Well you know what they say?
Monkey see monkey do!

Because corn is a vegetable, soda is also a vegetable because it contains High Fructose Corn Syrup

'Beverly' is not trying to scam him online because all scammers are Indian, and she does not have an Indian name.

'Rare' chicken is served in 5 star hotels, but only 5 star chefs can afford the 'good chicken'.

Dolphins are fish.

You can be raped straight.

You can be raped gay.

Every time a Gay man sees another man, he thinks about how to have sex with him.

You're not Anorexic if they make clothes in your size.

*tips the KGB, CIA, FBI, NSA and Interpol*


kek

He needs extra calories when gaming to fuel his 'speeded up brain' (Exact words)

He once conjured a demon and killed it with his bare hands.

You can put all the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere together and make water. That's why it rains so much in cities.

If a man wears pink, peach, or pastel colors, he is automatically Gay.

But pastels are the best
oh well

There are land bridges from Florida to Hawaii, from California to Japan, and from Canada to Russia.

You can get a woman pregnant by having sex with a Voodoo doll.

If you wear yellow tinted sunglasses and look directly at the sun, it will focus the lights and burn your corneas out.

Bathing destroys the natural bacteria on your body and destroys your immune system. If you bathe every day, your body will stop being able to fight off diseases.

Pizza was invented in New York.

You can drink as much alcohol as you want as long as you chase it with Redbull or Monster to neutralize it.

Purple is not a color. It is a shade of dark blue.

Well done steaks are the tenderest, because the longer you cook it, the more tender it gets.

If you eat after the sun goes down, you do not gain weight, because your body can only take in calories in the day time. Anything else, you burn off while sleeping.

President Roswell found an Alien Spaceship in the jungles in Vietnam and brought it back to Area 51.

There are 50 other 'Areas' with Alien Spaceships in America. But they're all from different kinds of Aliens, and the FBI doesn't want them working together.

The more you masturbate, the higher your intelligence will be.

Asia is a country, and Japan and China are states.

James Bond is real. He killed Osama Bin Laden.

Alcohol has no calories.


Kek, just get raped straight :P

Ah, simple problem, simple solution, Thank you

oops, i fell down

Can you not get up? Consider life alert

Nyan Cat is gay because he has a rainbow. If you wear Nyan Cat clothes, you are gay.

Doctor Who is by the same person as Harry Potter.

If you take too many sleeping pills, the effect will be suspended when you wake up for the next time you sleep.

Clear liquids have no calories.

Microwaveable food is healthier, because it only needs a few minutes to kill the bacteria, not tens of minutes or hours.

he moon is only about as large as the city of Miami.

The mythical creature is a Gryffindor, not a Griffin. The 'dor' is from Condor, which is the bird part.

Plant foods take more energy to digest, so you have to cut the number of calories in them in half to make up for what digestion burns up.

It has to be 0 degrees (F) outside to snow.

'Squared' means times 4, because a square has 4 sides. Cubed means times 6.

You can kill herpes with toothpaste.

Megalodons are still in our ocean. Jaws was a baby megalodon.

The end of the world will come in the year 10000, because the suns will all burn out.

All chilies are from Mexico, and all chili products come from there as well.

Saskatchewan is in China, next to Taiwan.

All countries have English as a first language. However, they have a secondary language and some people speak that instead because they want to be 'edgy'.

Most breast implants are made in China, and they fill them with their left over nuclear waste so that they will give women cancer.

Transgendered individuals rob morgues to steal the genitalia they want to have surgically implanted onto their bodies.


*offers hand up*


We can thank Edward for showing us the truth of the world and how gay works

Thank god for that, I was pretty nervous for a second

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Lesbians are still Virgins because they have not slept with a man.

Only a straight man can take your virginity.

Bats are birds.

Vegans can eat Beef Jerky because it does not come from an animal.

President Obama wants to make the Purge legal.

Apollo 18 is a true story.

If it’s Anime, it’s 100% safe for children. (Said when I wouldn’t let my 6yo niece borrow my Chobits collection.) personal note; when they cry, and other horror chinese cartoons are NOT ok for kids

He applied to the Marines, but they said he would set the expectations too high and the other men would never be able to succeed.

Section 8 housing is part of a government breeding program to devolve minorities into monkeys.

Polar Bears eat penguins.

Gold is the hardest rock.

If two Gay men have a child, their child will be gay.

If two lesbians sleep with the same man, it distributes the DNA more, and they have each other’s child.

If you are outside too much during a full moon, you will get Moon Cancer.

If you have to listen to two gay men having sex, you have been Ear-Raped and it is as bad as Vaginal/Anal rape.

Kumquats are turtle testicles.

Adding hot sauce to any food cuts the calories in half because the heat burns up the calories.

There are 47 states. Alaska, New York, and New Mexico are not states.

If you are watching heterosexual porn, and a
Gay man comments on the male character, it immediately becomes Gay porn.

Mounds bars are vegetarian because coconut is a vegetable.

Harry Potter and Chronicles of Narnia are set in the same world.

David Bowie was a Gay Porn Star

The Doctor is Gay because he did not sleep with Rose Tyler.

The USA covers the entire continent of North America.

Jesus told the Pilgrims to go to America.

Noah’s Ark hit an iceberg and sank.

Babies get Downs Syndrome because their fathers were closet Gays.

Whales came from dinosaurs that escaped into the ocean.

Coffee comes from a leaf.

Charmanders are real animals in the Galapagos.

Watching/Reading any form of homoerotic or homoromantic entertainment makes you gay.

Soda is a food group.

Atlantis and Gommorah are continents. The 7 Continents are North America, South America, Atlantis, Gommorah, England, Mexico, and Russia.

A gallon is 100 ounces.

Puppy mills are where they make fur coats for Gucci and Prada from puppies.

If you have a baby when you are 13, the baby will be the spawn of Satan.

The Pope is in France. The Vatican is in France. London is in France.
Singapore is in Japan. Vietnam is in Japan.
California is part of the Orient because it is in the East.

You get pink eye from touching your girlfriend's genitalia while she's on her period and then touching your face.

There are German submarines hidden under the continent of North America.

The smarter you are, the bigger you have to be so that you have enough extra fat to support your brain.

more to follow


I wasn't as worried, I knew there'd be a cure somewhere!


:3

Hedgehogs and Porcupines are the same thing.

Badgers and Skunks are the same thing.

Pie is healthier than cake because it has fruit in it.

Fish and Chips means fish sticks and potato chips.

The border between the USA and Canada and the USA and Mexico is marked by a river. When immigrants cross the rivers, they know they've made it into the US.

Nuclear Power is what runs your microwave, because they both produce radiation.

Darth Vader's voice was done by the same person as Yoda's voice and Jar Jar's voice.

Japan is building Gundam Mobile Suits. They keep it secret because they are afraid the USA will use them to nuke the Middle East.

Obama is descended from Martin Luther King Jr.

pls tell him I won't be here until l a t e r
goodbye

Are you listing false statements?

wow

the ending to moon

SUCKED

He returns to Earth as I recall. How would you make it better?

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Tell who?


nah, these are things a single real person believes in real life.


KEK
he FINALLY finished it :3

What was wrong with it?!

1) shit isn't suited for safe re-entry into earth and cooks him alive on the way back due to the extreme heat generated from that extreme speed and EXTREME FUCKING FRICTION on re-entry;
2) The transport module was only meant to transport helium3 and didn't need to worry about living things inside, gamma rays cooked them on the way back;
3) someone picking up the container back at earth was prepared for this and just shoots him before he finds out he has successfully escaped a few times before

Gae!
How're you?

ship*

what an unfortunate typo


I just really wanted to see another ending.. like at least where people back at earth would realize what was happening up there or something that just made the whole movie even more evil than it already was

Hello Ponefag, Where is Discardio?

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The modules probably have mechanisms for dealing with heat so the helium wouldn't explode, but it was the best chance he had. No problems with the actual way the story unfolded?

Heya Scotch, ho'ws it going?

Even if he didn't survive, his body would have arrived on earth and if the workers in charge of collecting the H3 were not in on what happened on the moon, which they most likely would not, the corporation would still be exposed.


I'm well
How are you?


They honestly didn't have any more budget for it. It was made for almost no money and most of the budget they did have went to Kevin Spacey, Sam Rockwell and getting the film into film festivals.

I'm good.
I think my change in eating habbits is going well.
I think I'm starting to feel better physically. but I mean, it's only been 5 days… a bit soon to call it really :P

I'm deep in though, but I'll resurface, what's up with you?

What's got your mind so preoccupied ?

Very nice

How's work going for you?
I have tomorrow off after the morning.
I've a doc to see at 9:20

I drift through the days flowing in and out of sleep, just waiting for things to start happening. Do you believe in parallel universes?

Not as such, no.
This life is all we have, till whatever happens in the next, if anything at all.
If you feel life is passing you by my advice is to pick a goal and go towards it at all costs.

I do have my goal with the AF but I'm not scheduled to ship out yet so I'm stuck here. I'm talking about String Theory, not reincarnation

Really sleepy.

I just went sleepy tenfold.

Still pretty busy.
They keep calling me in for shifts.
I've been getting a lot of incredibly positive comments from guests lately and I always say yes to more shifts so they keep calling me in.

That's different :P

most people when they say parallel universes talk about alternate choice patterns resulting in branching realities.


Sweet dreams non lamb lover~


That's a good thing, isn't it?

Tirering for sure, but good, right?

In the first episode of the third season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Twilight Sparkle makes the claim that the square root of 546 is 23.36664289109. A mathematician pony verifies this claim and states that she is correct. Undeniably, this is false, because this would mean that the square root of 546 is rational. As an irreducible fraction, it would be written as:

2336664289109------------- 100000000000

But the square root of an integer cannot be a non-integer rational number. It must be either another integer, or an irrational number. To prove this, we will show that the square of a non-integer rational number must always be another non-integer rational number.

A rational number, by definition can always be represented by the division of two integers a and b, which are irreducible. That is, either a does not divide b, or b is 1. Since this rational is also not an integer, b cannot be 1.

The square of this fraction, a/b, should equate to (aa)/(bb). Since a does not divide b, it is impossible for aa to divide bb. Since b is not 1, bb cannot equal 1 as well. Thus, the result, (aa)/(bb), must be a rational, non-integer number.

Thus, Twilight Sparkle is wrong. The square of her answer, 23.36664289109 is not 546. In fact, the square of this number is 545.9999999997268336013881, not 546.

It is, I'm just getting tired is all and I don't really have enough time for everything.
I really need to focus my priorities.
Anyway, I need to go to bed now.
I have work again tomorrow.
Good night everyone~♥

You left out something in our equation.
She is a magical talking purple horse so fuck your math

Night Gae, try to take some time for yourself soon ok?
Sweet dreams~

They say that different superpositions in particles are realized in an infinitely splitting timeline where all possibilities come true therefore branching quantum physics with reality. It isn't about individual choices, it's much more expansive

I've not done any quantum.
It sounds kinda similar to plancs theory though.
I think, from the scratch i know from youtube :P

I don't really see how they are related, care to explain?

There's a level of uncertainty that predicts a particle to be able to be anywhere within a given area.
given enough probability it will 'telelport' through a solid wall blocking its path so long as its within that given uncertainty.
I think that's… what it is.
let me fish up the video

youtube.com/watch?v=-IfmgyXs7z8

youtube.com/watch?v=tQSbms5MDvY

these two.

That makes a lot more sense, thanks for the vids. I sued to be a real quantum physics nut in HS and even developed a hypothesis on how time travel could be possible, but as the years went by school sort of corrupted me

coffee time

PBS are great for that kinda thing if you didn't already know about them~
What did schooling corrupt you for?

Er, could you rephrase that question?

Either Reece is AFK or he is asleep. In any case, I need to head to bed now.

what mean by this


Night Rubles, have a good one.

School isn't a place where hard work is necessarily rewarded. It's a long story but it basically chipped away at me year after year, I didn't have the endurance to last and I got burnt out, ending up with school being a leg that I needed to amputate instead of giving back. All it was day after day was the teachers telling you how to do the homework so that they could get paid and the principle could say "Look at how successful our students are!"

Good morning thread. How are we all?

morning

Yeah, pretty true.


nice luna pic

Hi Khan! How are you?


Evening raptor! You doing alright?

yeah, gunna head to bed now.
have a good one

i'm doing ok and you?

Night!

Just having some breakfast. It's 3 pm, but whatever

Goodnight Holla Forumsread

You too~

Sleep well!

'nite Raptor

Gonna go watch GoT season finale. HYPE

See you all in a bit

Personally, I think pony threads should be banned.

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Orphans Indians & such

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Daily reminder.

God DAMN that was a good episode. All the shit i thought would happen, happened and a bunch more. And music score was superb, they outdidthemselves on this one

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scoot scoot im a moot

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Why isn't this place dead yet

Hey, my fav diaperfag! What's up?

Because you won't let it die

bread will never die, Skye. Only you.


Hey my favorite molestiamolester! im just enjoying breakfast. you?

K gone

pls

About to eat something, just screwing around.

anything good to eat? im having pasta. i always have pasta.


lol bye fagt

Probably going to have some cereal, nothing special.

Forgot to post best pone, kms

nom nom nom. i got some frosted mini wheats here. your cereal is inferior

Cheerios or fruity pebbles, kms.

cheerios are pretty chill tbh fam

Because you are no longer here continually driving a stake through its chest.

Not as good as frosted mini wheats and her pussy.

Hello tiny friend!


frosted mini wheats are pretty nummy

GoT magnet 4 m8s plz

kat.cr/game-of-thrones-s06e10-1080p-hdtv-x264-batv-rartv-t12841910.html

Frosted mini wheats=best cereal.

they really are. i dont eat them as a cereal, more like cookies, much healthier but still sates that sweet tooth

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im off to work, see you later everypony

Have a nice day!

You can't run forever

Hey, Scotch, what's gucci?

I just saw an Aryanna race mixing thread on half chan. This is why we can't have nice things

Sorry Roobee, i just had to sleep was so tired

aaaand trip back up there

kekekeke

Heyo, Reeces Pieces.

These fucking normalfags are convinced that they are going to "change" Aryanna and her meaning on fucking whim. They are nothing. If there ever was a canon for that OC it would be controlled first by the creator, who has a Tumblr page, but also the generals on halfchan and here on the pony board. It is literally trying to rip the character inside out. People need to learn some fucking integrity god damn

oh hey that's the glow stick video I was talking about a couple days ago. Could have sworn he was actually trying to make one of these pic related. Something tells me the explosion would have been much bigger if he was making a chan4 "glow stick"

hey hey

Nuke inbound for cancer?

What up?

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Shut your skitty hole.

just been awake for less than an hour is all…

what about you

How can someone be so evil as to take the evil that corrupted the good show and corrupt it to be good again?


You got something to say Skitty?

Playing some Dead Island, posting pone, and watching Vinesauce corruptions.

tumblr

So you want her to hold your dick hostage?

Dead Island's co-op was pretty fun.

I actually downloaded Vsauces corrupter program like a week ago… haven't been able to get it to work. tho, got bored of playing Mario 64 wheelchair edition after realizing it's nearly impossible to walljump

already doodly did ,':^)

Well you didn't have the balls to link it

No, I want her to milk me dry.

I usually play by myself because randoms are shit and I have no friends to play it with.

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I think you're smart enough to know who I was referring to.

I like variety in my zombies. Sometimes I play Dead Rising 2:OTR and get some good randies

dayum, if we had the same games on our systems i would 4reel play with you.most of my games right now are like 10+ year old PC games.

The real question is do you fully understand what I am getting at


You are going to have to play zombies with me some day

We can play some in a little, if you'd like.

refer to

Oh good! Maybe I can even teach you some trade secrets


Swing and a miss there Skitty

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I'm saying you're the one starting shit Skitty. That is literally it. Trying to say that I think that there is a deep meaning just reflects on you panicking because you are trying to play a generic pseudo intellectual trump card

You think that was intellectual? Oh my, I'll try to tone down on big words like "defense" and "mechanism".

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>he doesn't know I literally live to start shit on the internet

wrong princess princess

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dat's big ole booty

Justin, stop.

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Bad Justin. Stop.

Hop on steam?

I don't recall ever having a rabies shot, but I would bite you right now and not even regret it.

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That's pretty edgy there Skitty, you're scaring me

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welp, looks like Youtube has a new layout again

it hurts my eyes

Nice trips Sol

youtu.be/GxintxBrFuM?t=17s

kms

It's the same for me, maybe it's a Geo specific anomaly.

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well I'm using an American proxy so… everything just has massive bright borders on channel pages.

at least they actually have a "restore old Youtube" button at the bottom

youtube.com/watch?v=wEsCCAXnz_g


why is spiderbait so awesome

huh, that sounds like my normal youtube since last year. Maybe they just like exclusively torturing Americans.

i.ytimg.com/vi/YWFd4mxPImU/maxresdefault.jpg

that's what it looks like.

do you have a little icon of a man on the bottom left corner of your screen next to a door that says "restore classic youtube"?

I can't screen cap it now because I turned it off and don't see any way to turn it back on

I never realized Rage Against the Machine was an anti-capitalist Socialist rockband, I used to like some of their songs and even have them in my cars USB.

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I don't think so. This is my layout.

lol

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soundcloud.com/danger-mode/burning-rubber#t=0:19

needs more 80s synth music

soundcloud.com/marcjupitersmoon/top-gunner-marc-jupiter#t=0:21

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checkt

what's your kind of music Solair?

A lot of music.

nothing special in particular?

Nothing too special.

Ok.

Masterpiece!

BASED Travis Posters!

Fuck you I wont do what you Tell me.

It's still is a kick ass song.

When I used to be PC I avoided bands like Satanic Warmaster and BURZUM because of the Neonazi influence in them I was obsessed with avoiding bands like that even tho I liked their music.

now I don't fucking care, If you get triggered by the socialists you are a faggot, if you get triggered by the Capitalists you are a faggot, if you get triggered in the internet you are a massive faggot.

But of you really care that much, about the ideological back ground of some band/artists, you should do a little research before you keep listening to them.

youtube.com/watch?v=2tej2amFrTk
youtube.com/watch?v=XTJb3Hf0mLQ

Hello Bread!

*bites*

Hi.

who's Cammy anyway?

Some OC, idc.

Who has the pepe version of the subcomandante?

I cant fucking find it.

*Bites back*

did you got dirty with the weeabo?

Where's Blewby?

Fighting words

I'm back from the gym! What did i miss?

Literally nothing. Hi.

Not much.

Dude
Suh

soundcloud.com/insert-coin-80/anacronym#t=2:11

Well that's not true, is it. I missed Pia :p


Whatup Sol? Rabbit?

As long as you don't mute like a pussy.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

I wonder what type of cake is Celestia's favorite.

what's the iceland things about?

just recording some gameplay of a tweaked Mario64 rom here you?

Join us
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

busy right now sorry

Huh?

I'm done with my things for the day, i'm just waiting for Pia to come back from golf now

nevermind, I thought you had a conversation with wuma about iceland a while ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=dGiQaabX3_o

oh neat.

What is even going on there?

Mario's butt is a black hole? I have no idea

Morning, Reece.

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more like evening….

sorry about earlier I was very very very tired and just passed out pretty much. I wasn't even lying on anything comfy

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I think this might be a rom hack of mario

.

Kidnap and cut someone in Half with that.

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lol, yup it is. That was me playing it, the hack tweaks it's self about every 30 seconds so you have no idea what's going to happen next

That's alright, shit happens. Care to watch more turnabout storm later?

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turnabout storm?

*installs toolbars*

That MLP/Phoenix wright crossover we were watching.

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nicetrip/10

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o right, yeah that was pretty good

i think I fell asleep as soon as part 3's end credits stopped playing… or part 2, it's all a blur

You probably fell asleep at the end of part 2. I didn't get much talk out of you when part 3 was airing.

you are now breathing manually

You are now shitting manually

Hey now

I don't think I've ever disposed of waste automatically since the age of 3 or 4.

It was fun Spamming Holla Forums hehe.

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Yes it was. How goes it?

What's wezdor doing today?

Just came back from school but it's too fucking late to go to buy 12ga copper wire.

have you ever worked in something? travis poster.

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Do you mean did I ever have a job? Yes. I worked at a 711 for 3 years. I started when I was 17. Then I got fired For being late too many times.

I'm just waiting around for Pia. It's half past midnight for me, i have all my work done and only one relatively easy subject to study for.

You wanna keep me company while i wait?

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Yeah.
Oh wow, it must be really boring to work there.

I'll be here, I'm trying to finish this script for my browser atm.

There was a methadone clinic across the street and tons of homeless people. Never a dull moment.

Let me know if you're up for a chat on voice, some company at this dead of night wouldn't hurt

Homeless people are entertaining but they are too stinky.


you bet I once encountered a Homeless/Hiker from Cambodia we talked for 3 hours straight.

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Hello Raptar

I even invited him some tacos.

He was cool.

How's it going?

Been better, been worse. How about you? Had breakfast yet?

Yeah, I've also showered and am dressed and ready to go.
just waiting 5 more minutes so I don't get there too early

Why don't you want to be early?

.

My boss was also crooked. She was losing money. So she brought in this guy who was known for helping losing money. He showed me how To do it. He called It creative book keeping. All you had to do was lie about how many supplies you used that are a write off. Which means the 711 corporation would pay for it. Not her franchise.

Son of a- That was my quints

Ever had to wait in a waiting room for an extended period of time?

vocaroo.com/i/s1PdmovFBYwp

The new guy told me. If we used two notebooks. Lie and say it was 5. If we used 3 pens. Say it was six. Shit like that.

lel rekt

MODS ARE PONY
POST SLEEP

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Well yeah. But i thought you're going to work?

vocaroo.com/i/s0DWBY42CAMN


nah, docs

gotta go guys, have a good one

Also, good night thread.

FUCKING AWESOME GET!

Also Obscureeeee!

hehe the streets can teach you some pretty neat skills.


I want to fuck a Homeless druggie woman.

Do you have any fucked up fetishes?

Have a good day!


Gute nacht!

yeah to be honest I just remember you talking about math and then the rest just looks all foggy

I saw your messages when I woke up when you were checking to see if I had fallen asleep tho

I have a ton. I'm a complete pervert.

Sleep tight, dream of Celestia tonight.

I knew Travis posters must have had some lose screws.

Would you mind sharing some?

Ass fetish. Foot fetish. Milfs. God I wish I had been taken away by CPS like they wanted to when i was a kid. Then adopted and molested by my new mom.

Hot

Nothing out of the Ordinary.


a Little weird but I have it too.
kek.


Dayum, the Absolute Madman!
how was your childhood?

I've always wanted to insert the barrel of a gun in some ones ass.

My real mom is ugly as shit. that would not have been hot.

what if she was hot?

time: 1.35 related

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My parents both worked at night. Hardly ever saw them. I was raised by my grandmother more than them. That's why when the first shrink I ever went called CPS and wanted me taken away from them. He said I was mentally ill and being neglected. I wish I had been. I hate my family.

Oh My!
HAHAHAHA!
at least he lubed it.

Then yes. It would have been really fucking hot.

g-good for you…?

Sounds like you have been having a really bad time.
How was your teens and your early adulthood?

Absolute Madness!
I like it!

SPOILER ALERT! I'M A DEGENERATE!

Don't Worry Solar.
Most of us are you are in good company.

I probably am too… thinking about sex with my mum is something that's never entered my head though

Calm down there Lanister

I blame it on her starting to take better care of herself when I was going through puberty and good old Oedipus complex shit.

Also, to repeat

A bunch of drugs and drinking. Then just drugs. Lost my virginity at 17. Girl was 15. Met her at work. Shit was cash.

Forgot my fucking webm

how common is the Oedipus complex? I've never had before

never had that before*

The Oedipus complex is the unconscious desire to want to fuck your own mother, Freud said this is in all males and sometimes sneaks out of the unconscious mind. It also comes in gay and female. It leaked out of my unconscious mind.

I see…. I'm not attracted to anyone in my immediate family but… one of my cousins may or may not be a different story

at that age is very common to have the Oedipus complex, to some degree, some don't even notice it, most just grew out of it.
I'm curious as to why you got stuck in it.
have you spied your mom while she is taking a shower? or while she has sex?


Damn, do you have any plans to settle and straighten your life? or you just cant get of this ride?

Guess I don't have it. My family is disgusting. I would have loved been molested by my hot sister. My sister is just as ugly as my mom.

There ya go, you are Aware and knowledgeable of it.
how old are you? Solarie.

Never have.
>tfw have had wet dreams about my own mother

I'm gonna go cook, so I'm not going to be responding much in fears that she comes over and sees me talking about my degeneracy.

that's pretty harsh bro-bro

Take Care.

Things don't get better they get worse.

19. I took one psychology course online, so trust me, I'm a pro. Also, Assassin's Creed's memory thing is based off of an unproven theory in psychology based around instinct, but with a shit ton of artistic liberties.

You haven't seen them.

do you still live with your parents/mother or in your own place now?

I still live with them and she doesn't want me to move out because I'm the younger one and because my older brother is an autistic asshole.

Oh my.
I just wonder how's your appearance?
are you good looking? moderately? fit? thin? fat?
have you ever had a gay encounter?


have you ever considered suicide?

You are still very young.
keep your mind busy in something productive and stay away from the internet.

I see, I'm the youngest too that's cool. Are you close with your parents?

I'm back

I'm thin. And I look Kind of like this guy. Except I have short hair.

I think about suicide all the time. Have since i was a kid.

Welcome back

how do

Plan on joining the Navy's nuclear program.

wow, how'd that happen?

It's beautiful

Pia?

How's it going?

My appointments were far shorter than I expected.
and far more expensive too.

hai
Had to stop in and say hello
What's up?
that trip is based btw

Pia

Well you would kinda look interesting.


Dayum how come you haven't committed suicide yet?

do you have any Goals in life any Dreams?

that will keep you busy.
But the military is a really rough environment, you either come out different(hopefully in a good way) or even more twisted, it's kinda like going to prison.

I was young and didn't fully understand what dating was. All of my "girlfriends" gave me presents, hugs, etc. I one day said to my mom that she was one of my girlfriends because she fit the bill, and it stuck for a while.

It makes me nervous to think about, but I know it is for the best.

It's as fine a surprise as I could hope for, thanks for doing that

I gave in yesterday and went to bed around 12pm, now it's going to be a long night with nowt much to do

I'll be happy with a few minutes, just as long as we get to talk

okay

You could always do ruby~


Hey, could I ask a question?

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Sure Honey what is it?

teh fux

whoops wrong one

but he dead tho.

I posted the wrong one

The girls in high school called me Johnny Depp

I don't feel like leaving a disgusting pile of gore for somebody to clean up. and first you have to decide How to do it. Its more like wishing you could just lie down and never wake back up.

Dreams are those horrible things that happen while I'm Trying to sleep.

I have goals. I hope to sell my paintings someday. They are abstract.

Would you be willing to teach me Spanish?
No pressure or anything if not it's fine, of course.


Means he can't refuse consent!


hahahaha, fair enough :P

How old is Ruby?
How old are you? Reece.

Ruby is older than me, ad I'm younger than Ruby

ruby is 41 and reece is 30

The first one I suspected, the second blows my mind though!

sure.
But no Talking.
I don't want my voice anywhere.
Security concerns.
Brb going to eat.

No shit…
Really…

he is a total perv he must be at least 25.
hehehe.

i'm just waiting for the better version to get done and i'll post he youtube video too

No, of course, I understand.
I can always ask skitty or some others I know if I'm having trouble with pronunciations

Awwwwesome!!!

but yeah to kind of answer your question we're both in our early 20's

I'm watching it right now as we speak!

How're you today Canon~

-.-

Haha It's quite an awesome one, do enjoy it as much as you can :3

I'm doing well, only had a class today so that was night, also ate dinner, just chillin and studying for the time being

how's u?

also I'm the one who posted that vocaroo with that weird deep-ish voice :P

Hiya KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

how's it going?

Yeah, it was brilliant. Definitely the best episode so far

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iam having trouble with a vp9 webm today
other then that i am good I guess

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go be a SLUT somewhere else

wow rude

wow amoral

I love that show.

So, dinners done. Steak and french fries. It was nice.

How am I amoral? You come off as some kind of sanctimonious faget

the better one and the video

youtube.com/watch?
v=oQSoETD63io

Chill bruh. chill

youtube.com/watch?v=oQSoETD63io

I'm 200% chill.

Celestia's vegetarian anyway

Yeah, the scenes were awesome and the way they were planned with the timing was epic!


That sucks, what software you using?

all'a'y'all're'all boring n shit tbh *gets up, flips chair and slams door on way out*

webm for retards that I was using

Don't come back faggot.

Does the term vegetarian apply to them?
I think the correct one would be herbivore because they don't have the choice.
I think vegetarian applies to us because we have the choice being omnivores.
It's a stupid choice but a choice none the less.

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I'm kidding.

What movie should I watch.. I just re-watched Hardcore Henry…


Now wouldn't you like that.

Not really. Most of these ponyfags are boring. But you never are. I was just busting your balls.

A Serbian Film

So what you're saying is this video you converted gave you that error when you tried it with VP9?

y-you don't really mean that


This sounds lewd somehow

if it's some kind of romantic or weird drama, that's going on my blacklist

vegetarian ham slices probably exists… i'm still not convinced by your pic tbh


Pinkie-Pie called herself a veggie in the song so… whatever logical point you're trying to make… shut yer gob

Oh, canon, if you get the chance, check out Turkish star wars.


and its also regarded as her worst work.

yes it did and i'll try it again

Why would there be a VEGETARIAN ham if they didn't eat ham in the first place? Why would they try to imitate a food that they wouldn't eat in the first place?

Yes. I do.

It's a film for the edgy mcedged

thank you

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I'll see it when I get the chance, gonna get to sleep soon, also you might have missed a post!


Weird that you got that error, I never got that when making any VP9 video, by the sounds of it you might wanna double check on the start and end points of the trim.

rofl those reviews are almost inverse on the scale

that must be a terrible movie

the webm is only 57s

Oh sorry, I did miss this.
well sort of…

I'm good, wait, that was you I replied to with the put on accent?

Rly?
Do you have good luck with the chicks?

Oh but when you kill yourself you really have nothing to worry about you won’t clean up the mess.

tbh gun shots are the fastest method I know off.
You could drown yourself in carbon monoxide, just at the end you will feel the asphyxiation, but it will be too late, just rent a car and then park it in a garage, close all doors open the windows of the car and just wait, till you fall asleep.
Damn this never ceases to Impress me, Despair and Sorrow plague Holla Forums’s Holla Forums sometimes it gets too when I read things like this.


Add a small Travis reference to one of your painting and you have a costumer in me.
Or paint nightmare fuel.

why would they try to imitate any human food at all?

look at all the food in MLP and it's mostly human food or inspired by human food. Equestria ponies have probably crossed into the human world long before Equestria Girls and saw the food being made there, and one of the ponies thought "Hey! This "ham" looks good! But since we can't eat it, let's go back and make a vegetarian equivalent!"

This was for you travis poster.

Yea the problem isn't the duration, I've made some videos that are around 4minutes, must be something else but what could it really be?!?


glad to hear

haha yea, I was just messing around, my voice really doesn't sound like that normally :P

I say they still eat meat, but primarily eat a vegetarian diet. Meat is not needed, but it is possible to be eaten.

soundcloud.com/djdimaf/owl-city-gold-dimaf-remix#t=1:04

Neither :P

Still, I had no idea haha

Estás List@ Rsptor?
I will assume you are a guy.
some say squirrel is girl.

Oh OK I hope you two have fun.

Glue exists in Equestria… I guess that's something to think about.

I realized I never knew what you sounded like despite playing CSGO with you a bunch.

I always found myself talking alone and feeling retarded

I bumped it down to 4 slices and see that happen then

the glue is made of HuMaEnS

The glue is made out of semen.

I used to. I've been with my girlfriend for 10 years. I was 26 when I met her. She was 17.once again. Shit was cash.

I won't be there to have to think about it after its done. but until then I will be.

I'm hoping to sell them for enough money and get off disability.

glue hasn't been made from horses in decades

Are you interested in a lovely lamp shade?

no

oh. neat.

personally I never thought horses were all that sticky anyway.

I don't think I ever heard you in Discord or you ever heard me, as I recall you used to stay alot in that voice chat room


Yea, I think I used to just call out places where enemies were with a single barely audible word, also I maybe just spoke a sentence with you when you asked me something that one time on Discord(and then I remained silent the remaining duration) . I should try to get on that app's vc more often…

I want to make a certain horse sticky.

Yeah :P
Skittles aren't made from them either anymore.


Yeah, I'm in there even now.
No one else ever comes in anymore though.
We can chat now if you like?

Also nice AJ, I love it~

Being with only one girl for so long takes away the magic in you.
I have seen it happen everywhere.


kek Death is just one trigger pull away from all of us.


I'm genuinely interested in seen your artwork.
Hopefully you share it, some time in the future.
just stay away from your Travis poster persona so no one recognizes you.

hehehe.

what about gelatine? That's still made from like horse/pig parts right?


what about smarties?


very good

ah that sucks
I wish I could, sadly I gotta get to bed pretty soon as I got classes tomorrow

also yeah, I didn't see you post it so I thought maybe you didn't have it yet :P

Well, we've broken up more than once. And I was with two other girls during this time.

Nothing in real life is magical.

I'd like you to see them. but not on here.
.

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Need sleeps, nighty all!

gelatine is yes, and that's what isn't in skittles anymore.
I've no god damned idea about smarties.


yeah. I dunno, the discord literally seems like a place like here just with a different group.
It's rather… sad.

Thanks!
I'm loving it!
and nah I had neither of these :3
the new lunas I have so far

Sleep tight, dream of Celestia tonight.

Sweet dreams~

goodnight.

i wonder if there is a skittyclitty in the skittyhole

Hey Blewby, how're you?

I like to think otherwise.
but of course almost all has an explanation.


maybe some time in the future.

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night canon


everytime I've seen that second pic "download (3).png" I just see a massive butt and the pony looks like a prong shaped thong. I must be a teeny bit bonkers


I was always told when I was a lad that the Smarties colours were made out of giant beetles. no idea if that's true or if my parents just wanted to scare me into keeping Lent holy and all

Blewby you Little runt where have you been?

have a high rarararara


It's cause its coming from discord.
I save the good stuff and it names it download for some reason.

just to scare you :P

Omg I'm so Idiotic to link post sometimes.

This was for you:


Good night Canon.

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To me life is a disgusting, depressing, People like to think they are going to Heaven when they die instead of being eaten by worms and insects.

nice to know that all the ISIS vids and pics are fake anyway

That a should not be there. fug

im good, scootin as usual. you?


i was where i am every monday afternoon
in the bushes taking pictures of skitty's skittyhole

pets u

having lunch :3

Man I love this ham I bought.
Its delicious.

Ham is delicious

Yup, I bought honey shaved ham. IT's amazing.

of course it is

"Killing animals and eating their insides is okay as long as their fish"

- F. Shy

i had some tasty pulled pork for dinner myself. porkbros for life

Yeah but there is something Magical about life, every living form is just floating stumbling around with so many possibilities, you could forge yourself a great destiny.

Uhmmmm Did you got triggered or sumthing?

even if they were fake they still make for a pretty bad ass portrait.


.>i was where i am every monday afternoon


when do you go to the gym?

I really think you have stalker potential.
Is it just me or what?

mhmm!


pfft, who cares about fish?
amirite?


Best pulled pork I've ever had was at lord of the wings.

I dont go to the gym, but i work out daily at home.

naw im too lazy to be a stalker.

Every ISIS video is filmed in a hollywood studio… it's like you don't even go to Holla Forums or sumting

meh

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where is the chickun Blewby I'm used to.
I almost think you are cute at this moment.
about your home routine, wow, you are doing a very good job at home, I just wonder if you went to the gym.
You would be even more delicious.


I know, that was the first thing I noticed the first time I saw them, I was like holy shit-this looks amazing.
I was like good! brains and killing in unorthodox ways in HD!
Even some Narco killing videos have turned out to be fake go figure.
I try to Avoid both Holla Forums's they make me paranoid.

If I can sell my art maybe. I'm going to tell potential buyers that I'm in poor health. Which is true. I was born with a congenital heart condition, I have idiopathic epilepsy. High cholesterol. And I'll probably get lung cancer from smoking so much for so many years. I doubt I will live long enough to be old. When I die The paintings become more valuable. So if anybody buys them they can cash in on my death. Since they will most likely outlive me.

I'd make her cake… if you know what I mean

hello Holla Forumsread

I'd frost her cake.

Hi!

Are you high?

Hi Holla Forumsread!

You make me Feel Depressed Travis poster.

that super natural abstract Travis, it's just an abstract kind of Travis, that keep my attention focused.

Oh man sounds like you are in Pain.
Hopefully your girlfriend loves you.

I would have already blown my brains out if I were you.

Hai there.

blewby is chickun
chickun is blewby
it is known.

*squee, blush*

thats really sweet of you, thanks Dissy, I think im too cheap and antisocial for gyms sadly.


Heya

I'd put her in the oven, if you catch my drift

What up?

*put a bun in her oven

Squirrely!

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hi

Not much. Having a cup of coffee. How are you?

Hi Raptor! Its going too far letting Zim have changelings!

Blewbs!

no, I'd just put her in the oven tbh.

Hey… do you ever think that pony cutie marks taste/feel like anything? Applejack's probably taste like apples. I wonder if Celestia's flank is like really hot all the time.

heya boss! hows it goin?

hello solaire how're you?

hey hows it going

hello howve you been?

hello how're you blewberry?

I'm doing fine. Playing some video games and watching stupid shit.

I don't know, but I'd let her warm my dick.

I would call myself passively suicidal. If I get some disease I'm not going to go though all the pain to live a few more shitty years. I'd go to a hospice and go to bed.

See

You?

I know?
what was queen Chryssy thinking?

im decent, had a fun day at work. howabout you?

fine. i just woke up from a nap. how's it going with you?

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Hi. Pretty good. How are you?

I have to go now.
Your sadness is crawling into me, depressed people tend to drown the ones around them, just like some one drowning that doesn't know how to swim, they try to stay a float by drowning the people that come to the rescue.

I just need to snuggle my pillows.
how could there be sadness, when you could only enjoy craziness and randomness in life.
We will meet in another Time.
Take care.

I'm liking a lot the cute part of blewbs.

I hope you don't get creped out like skittyhole.

Ruby.
Raptor.
Reece.
Solarie.
Skittyhole.
Squirrel.
Miracle.
Ya all Have a Good one.
Keep shit posting the would may stop rotating if you don't.

Poor Chryssi. She would be getting all kinds of strange shape requests.

im fine just exhausted

meh

im meh

World*

pretty decent,. a nap sounds good now but if i took one i wouldnt wake til morning. had a long day of catering.

Laters

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Sleep tight, may Luna bless your dreams tonight.

Have a good one, my friend.

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I dont often get creeped out haha. OR creped out for that matter, but crepes are pretty good. see ya around Dissy~!

Awww. Hope its going from meh to better soon.

Is. Thas why I said poor chryssi.

im just looking at my past and not knowing whether the things that went wrong were me or the other person

Yeah thats never the most pleasant thing to do.

i usually nap for about 4-5 hours at a time.

yeah ill try to stop thinking about it that will probably help

What would you ask her to change into?~

you dont have enough of a past to worry about yet, Miraclepet. Fuck whoever that other person was too. Youre a strong black woman and you dont need them in your life.


Thats some intense napping. I generally cant nap more than an hour or two and then im up forever afterwards

I'm sure you last longer in nappies than in naps.

it's weird. i'll probably be up until 5am now.

KEK

no comment. go back to sunraping, fruitcake!


ah thats my old shitposting schedule. Good times. hope you dont got anything to do tomorrow though./;

It's already 5 am, so i'm winning this race

Any of you fags wanna join? We'll be watching iDubbbz, and probably some other shit.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

Who is 'we'

Cuddly fangy Chryssi!

only?

i mean the real 5am. the one i get to see.


just some printer maintenance. i might go to the junkyard again too, if there's time.

Some fags I watch shit with.

Whaddya mean only? Chryssi is perfect as is

Sounds fun. ive been researching what walls you can and cant tear out, so thats fun! Also, looking at more trucks for hte move later. Came up with this not-at-all-suspicious craigslist ad neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/5654959750.html

they do that so their stupid ad will show up in more search results. he's not really selling it for 2 grand. i would report him. imo if they post an ad like that they should be required to sell it for the listed price.

so what, none of the trucks from the other day were any good?

No, luna is perfect as is.

That goes without saying. She is best pony

Good pony, but not best.

they all ended up selling before we could get to them, but we're keeping on going. and yeah, that guy is either a total jacklass or a rapey murdery nignog. Soon as I saw hte picture and the price I knew that was some shit

*best princess
Best pone is AJ

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it's just a way to get more hits. just ignore posts like that. if it seems too good to be true, it almost always is.

Solaire is mad nao


Im sure he has a dozen gullible craigslist users in his basement wondering where hteir truck is while he waits to turn them into soup

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yeps

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but wouldn't want a woona/chryssi. Would want woona/woona!

Fair enough :3

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that sounds like a pretty disgusting soup.

I'd try people soup. I mean, why not?

bleagh! Do you not see what people eat. Would you eat something that eats like that!

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kuru disease, mostly. encephelitis too.
that's the real reason cannibalism is taboo in all civilized cultures. it passes disease too easily. we probably taste delicious.

running a bath right now, as soon as I jump into the bath I'll watch some rabbit with you

That is the disease they had mutate to cause zombies in Dead Island, the game I'm playing right now.

yep. i never did finish that one. got all the way to the prison but never actually played that part because my computer crashed.

the tribe in dead island is meant to be like the tribe in papua new guinea that was effected by kuru.

interesting thing about kuru is it can incubate for up to 50 years. so people who visited amazon tribes 50 years previous and were fed people meat are still in danger of developing symptoms. like i said, the viciousness of kuru is the truth behind the taboo of cannibalism.

good point. people are pretty gross.


hmmm well i could just chew and then spit it out. i wonder if its still cannibalism if you dont swallow…


dont forget to wash behind your ears, Reecey!

Want to know what happens next to our heros?

dunno if you have these ones

kuru is transmitted by eating nervous system tissue. brain, spine, etc. any meat around those parts is bad. add the fact that people don't really produce many good cuts anyway, and you see why cannibalism isn't worthwhile.

Prions disease as well.

sure. i mean, i kind of already do since i played the first part of riptide. they end up on a military vessel and everything is fine for a couple of minutes.

sigh… I guess no eating people for me = (

didn't have the middle one.

is the same thing really

You basically got the gist of it. I've beaten the 1st one multiple times on a few characters, and Riptide once with Xian.

the weird thing about dead island is they cheaped out on the cut scenes and included ALL playable characters, not just the one you're playing. but if you play solo, none of those other fuckers ever do anything. it's all like we've got to get that truck running, but what they mean is i alone have to run through 50 miles of zombie infested jungle to get an alternator or some shit.

Riptide at least gave them a voice in conversations outside of cutscenes. I prefer the 1st's environments, but I prefer the gameplay of Riptide. I hate that you can't keep all your weapon mod recipes when you port to Riptide.

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i don't know if i could bring myself to play through that damn city again. place was a fucking nightmare. the resort was fun though.


until we reach cormac mccarthy level famine and devastation, it will always be easier to raise a cow, or even a goat. less incubation time too. think about that, a baby is born and it's like 16 years before they have enough meat for a decent butchering. that's too long. this is why only stranded soccer teams and ship wrecked sailors resort to cannibalism.

oh and clowns. Never forget clowns.

I loved the city, it was memorable to me, but not as good as the resort. I hate the jungle area in both games, but the Riptide jungle is so much worse.

oh i dont mean raising them, but as long as theres so many just milling about, why the hell not?

ponies.

that jungle was a big nope for me.
fuck all that shit.


we already went over this part. the kuru.


i dated a chick who was afraid of clowns.
that is an incredibly annoying phobia for people to have.

yolo, bitch!

Don't be afraid of them. Just remember they are all evil under the makeup.

Roses!

just like women.


you only live once, so avoid getting brain-wasting diseases.

exactically!

raptors!

cmon at the very least the internal organs should be fine. what about some liver with a nice chianti?

bleah, disgusting.
cabernet or gtfo

How are you?

ive had some chiantis i liked and some i didnt. im drinking a nice red blend right now

i was kidding. i like any red wine.

mmm MD 20/20

whats your favorite? virignia is pretty famous for good cabernets. I tend towards whites tho

that stuff is basically flavored gasoline.

alright. enjoying my day off. most of my new deck came in the mail today.

how are you?

New deck?

Trying to join an old ass minecraft server. In position 438 / 475 in a wait list.

in the US you can order anything online. niggas just show up to your house with a UPS box, you open it, staple it onto your siding, and boom - new deck

yes. for ygo. plant princesses!

Fair enough.
America sounds awesome


Cool, hope you have fun :3

yeah aside from the hideos soul sucking Dementor running for president we;re not a bad place to live if youre rich or middle class

Goodnight everyone

People who drink it smell like it is too.

you know it!

Sleep well

Gnight Wez

sleep well

Yeah, that bitch shillary shitstain needs to be put down.


hooroo

She was already president once. That was enough.

Well, chummer, it's like you want to get the bronze on you for looking up the wrong shit.


Sleep tight, dream of Luna tonight.

wasn't that her dead beat husabnd?

annnnnnd I'm out

of the bath

feel refreshed?

literally no one loves her.

NEW THREAD

yeah I needed it

Not after she found out about Monica.