Stop being a closet homo and just fuck her stupid in her pussy, stupid.
Angel Ramirez
I'm not a closet homo. The ass is the hottest part of a bitch, and her asshole is a) cute, unlike an outie vagina, b) hot as fuck, and c) tight as hell.
Pussies are great, I love them, but if you're a man you want to fuck your girl in the ass. It feels better for both of you too (unless she's a milf and her libido is wild).
though creampie-ing your lover's cunt is always hot as all hell
Jace Nelson
You say that shit like its not something to be ashamed of. Take your own advice and improve your life by 45% and fuck men.
William Smith
I got two knocked up at the same time and skipped state, still stalk they're fb's to watch the progress
Juan Williams
Let her do you up the shitter
Dominic Hughes
No, I'm not a closet homo, I'll fuck whatever if it's attractive. But I'm not gonna cheat just because she won't do anal, just wanted to rant
Leo Sanchez
Nice. I take back what I said. You obviously sound like a man who knows that only retards are picky when it comes to drugs and sex.
Tyler Reyes
A hole is a hole is a hole
Brody Richardson
...
Wyatt Lewis
Are you me? We're basically the same, except she's not anorexic; has the thighs and hips of a goddess.
Robert Lee
Do you jerk off maybe 4 times a day, even though most days you have sex?
Chase Wilson
jerk off once a day. why the flying fuck do you jerk off so much
Ryan Barnes
you madman
Luke Wright
Perhaps he was cleaning it and it just went off?
Ethan Brooks
I DON'T EVEN JERK
Noah Murphy
A gust of cold air is all takes to release the kraken?
Ayden Parker
ur kool
kek. used to happen to me in the shower all the time in junior high
Carson Cooper
Pretending you are reloading a shotgun isn't cleaning it user…
Cameron Scott
since i have a foreskin, i would put soap on my penis head and mad jerked in the shower. I guess it cleaned i dunno. I realized later it started to smell and more ladiez had started flocking to me, so in case of anything, i grew balls of steel and came up with a better cloeaning method
I used to get a massive erection to reduce pain. Kinda works. I'm somewhat used to it now though
Thomas Miller
warm soapy water is all you need to clean off smegma Sandpaper works too
Leo Williams
i actually didnt have smegma. It just smelled odd throughout the day. I guess its because i would jerk off like 5 times a day
Your dick can't tell the difference (in gender between two assholes).
Sebastian Barnes
I don't fuck assholes, they are dirty and disgusting.
Enjoy your poopdick, faggot.
Gavin Hernandez
That only happens with masculine guys. Feminine guys and girls eat enough fibre that their assholes aren't constantly filled with turds
Kayden Gutierrez
I've done anal with a Thai hooker.
It's awesome.
Ayden Martin
Are thai hookers cheap? What's the best place for sex tourism where I won't get AIDS
Hunter Evans
I can tell that is a trap simply because a real women wouldn't put any effort sexually/romantically like pic did.
Daniel Torres
Get out of here STALKER
Daniel Rogers
And because he have ball.
Kayden Jenkins
that's a surefire way to get every VD known to man, and then some not known.
Lincoln Roberts
Good luck
Cooper Lopez
nah a good girl does, any girl who's desperate for your attention will do almost anything. Except anal, apparently
Like this girl is so into me that she's not allowed to smoke unless she sucks my dick first.
Kayden Barnes
Have her smoke and suck your dick at the same time.
Nicholas Barnes
Smoking is lame, dude
Carter Perez
No u
Gabriel Collins
Thailand is good. Use condoms.
John Fisher
sure
until said dick slips out of said asshole and then finds itself rubbing up against another penis
Michael Sanders
so? That's a good feel bro
Jaxon James
Is her name Charlotte, by any chance
Wyatt Johnson
What? No
Nicholas Hill
yeah but it's different. you'd be able to tell the difference that way.
Carson Thompson
Yeah but I meant inside, obviously
Connor Reyes
So, your an asshole. Your not a capable enough lover to understand you can't just ram a girls ass. She needs training, and to go slow. Basically, you cause her a shit ton of pain and don't give a fuck. All morals aside, why do you think she doesn't want to do it again? I used to fuck my ex girl in the ass every weekend.
Your that guy that the antiporn people whip out as why we cna't have porn. Porn teaches people irrealistic ideas about sex etc. Your the faggot who believes it.
Aaron Parker
m8… have you tried not asking? Just lube your dick up and do it. Or, option B, slip some dildo/vibe in her ass while you're fucking her and stretch that out until she's more comfortable. Probably the more sensible thing, but then go for the former when she's ready. Women can be like children, they need a push into the right direction because they avoid facing any obstacles.
Ryan Peterson
She can take it, and she likes it, but she refuses to do it. No idea why. I blame buzzfeed anti-anal articles.
Ryder Foster
lol. yeah right. You don't understand people let alone women. People do the things they like. If she liked it, she'd be doing it.
Nathaniel Ramirez
this
you have to take it like the closeted homo you are