Don't get a fucking girlfriend. (At least not a depressive, post-anorexic, insane one)

Don't get a fucking girlfriend. (At least not a depressive, post-anorexic, insane one).
Fuck trannies off craigslist or something.


I've been with her a year and we've done anal max 3 times. This is why I jerk off to hentai all day because women are fucking boring

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Stop being a closet homo and just fuck her stupid in her pussy, stupid.

I'm not a closet homo. The ass is the hottest part of a bitch, and her asshole is a) cute, unlike an outie vagina, b) hot as fuck, and c) tight as hell.

Pussies are great, I love them, but if you're a man you want to fuck your girl in the ass. It feels better for both of you too (unless she's a milf and her libido is wild).

though creampie-ing your lover's cunt is always hot as all hell

You say that shit like its not something to be ashamed of. Take your own advice and improve your life by 45% and fuck men.

I got two knocked up at the same time and skipped state, still stalk they're fb's to watch the progress

Let her do you up the shitter

No, I'm not a closet homo, I'll fuck whatever if it's attractive. But I'm not gonna cheat just because she won't do anal, just wanted to rant

Nice. I take back what I said. You obviously sound like a man who knows that only retards are picky when it comes to drugs and sex.

A hole is a hole is a hole

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Are you me? We're basically the same, except she's not anorexic; has the thighs and hips of a goddess.

Do you jerk off maybe 4 times a day, even though most days you have sex?

jerk off once a day. why the flying fuck do you jerk off so much

you madman

Perhaps he was cleaning it and it just went off?

I DON'T EVEN JERK

A gust of cold air is all takes to release the kraken?

ur kool


kek. used to happen to me in the shower all the time in junior high

Pretending you are reloading a shotgun isn't cleaning it user…

since i have a foreskin, i would put soap on my penis head and mad jerked in the shower. I guess it cleaned i dunno. I realized later it started to smell and more ladiez had started flocking to me, so in case of anything, i grew balls of steel and came up with a better cloeaning method


I used to get a massive erection to reduce pain. Kinda works. I'm somewhat used to it now though

warm soapy water is all you need to clean off smegma Sandpaper works too

i actually didnt have smegma. It just smelled odd throughout the day. I guess its because i would jerk off like 5 times a day

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Is that what is currently residing in your anal cavity?

I have a GF, she's not very pretty but its nice to have pussy available when I want it.

Yeah, because I need you to tell me to not get a blood-sucking parasite.
I'll make sure to not get a tapeworm as well.

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post pics of your dick

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You're already a white guy fawning over Asian women, you're as degenerate as it comes

i fucking wish. that sounds like fun.

i need anal stimulation but I'm a butt virgin ;-;

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Lol

Should've dated a big fat ass bbw tbh

a heavy on the bottom half bbw you get meeee

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No ta

OP is a faggot.

Your dick can't tell the difference (in gender between two assholes).

I don't fuck assholes, they are dirty and disgusting.

Enjoy your poopdick, faggot.

That only happens with masculine guys. Feminine guys and girls eat enough fibre that their assholes aren't constantly filled with turds

I've done anal with a Thai hooker.

It's awesome.

Are thai hookers cheap? What's the best place for sex tourism where I won't get AIDS

I can tell that is a trap simply because a real women wouldn't put any effort sexually/romantically like pic did.

Get out of here STALKER

And because he have ball.

that's a surefire way to get every VD known to man, and then some not known.

Good luck

nah a good girl does, any girl who's desperate for your attention will do almost anything. Except anal, apparently

Like this girl is so into me that she's not allowed to smoke unless she sucks my dick first.

Have her smoke and suck your dick at the same time.

Smoking is lame, dude

No u

Thailand is good. Use condoms.

sure

until said dick slips out of said asshole and then finds itself rubbing up against another penis

so? That's a good feel bro

Is her name Charlotte, by any chance

What? No

yeah but it's different. you'd be able to tell the difference that way.

Yeah but I meant inside, obviously

So, your an asshole. Your not a capable enough lover to understand you can't just ram a girls ass. She needs training, and to go slow. Basically, you cause her a shit ton of pain and don't give a fuck. All morals aside, why do you think she doesn't want to do it again? I used to fuck my ex girl in the ass every weekend.

Your that guy that the antiporn people whip out as why we cna't have porn. Porn teaches people irrealistic ideas about sex etc. Your the faggot who believes it.

m8… have you tried not asking? Just lube your dick up and do it. Or, option B, slip some dildo/vibe in her ass while you're fucking her and stretch that out until she's more comfortable. Probably the more sensible thing, but then go for the former when she's ready. Women can be like children, they need a push into the right direction because they avoid facing any obstacles.

She can take it, and she likes it, but she refuses to do it. No idea why. I blame buzzfeed anti-anal articles.

lol. yeah right. You don't understand people let alone women. People do the things they like. If she liked it, she'd be doing it.

this

you have to take it like the closeted homo you are

yeah sounds about right