Describe your Dad

Describe your Dad

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He refused to teach me any of his skills, apparently there are family secrets to mechanics that has been passed down from generation to generation, problem is he wont teach it to me, even if go for a mechanic, he wants it to die off at him.

You can tell him that I called him a cunt

will do

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Now he's just a grouchy old fart which will die alone with only a few people at his funeral.

At least he told me he loved me when I was younger

This. He raised me almost completely by himself though. Greatest person I've ever known. Also, being raised by him was like going to a rock and roll college, so he left me with great taste in music.

Your dad sounds like he doesn't care about you.

:)

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I think I would like your dad

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he's a big guy

not in the physical sense

Which one, I have two dads

Hard to remember the finer details, because I haven't seen him in like 10 years. Cheated on my mother when I was little, they divorced, knocked up some ugly crazy Asian chick a few times, owes child support for like 4 kids and can't see ugly Asian babies apparently. Moves countries. Don't blame him in a sense, but after I while I care so little because he's been so irrelevant to most of my life.

He never took things too seriously, he always joked around a lot. Watched star trek and stuff like that, and we'd play command and conquer together, even though I was really shit. Kinda overweight. I know he worked in IT.

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Typical middle aged republican christian. So a generica murican dad

My old man was my best friend. I thought he was the coolest guy in the universe. Then he started to pull my hair, and yell at me. Last I had to tell my old man if he gets mad we'll need to leave the store. Nobody is perfect. He admits he did drugs way to much until my late teens. I struggle to reestablish good tradition if i may ever pass it.

I dunno man

If that was my father I'd be glad I didn't see mine in many years.

He wrote a book about his foot, called " On the way to, in your ass"

Dad gave me a good kick in the ass when I was an edgy stone boii. Could fix and build shit and if he didn't know how to we would learn together.

Pretty good. Much love

Not going to be sad when he's gone. Probably from high blood pressure.

Him

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The most fooking incompetent man i know because he needs help with everything he does, at the same time he is the biggest workoholic that i know, and probably the stupidest one. like srsly, get your shit together pops

Old and drunk.

He's just like your dad, but with more money, a hotter wife, a newer car, less fat, and a bigger dick.

how do you know about his dick size faggot…hahahah…this dude got molested

I held the camera while he was railing your mom so your dad could quietly tug himself in the corner.

i found video of this guy after his dad buttfucked him hahaha

This is how I found out that service people exist. It was a complete shock, because I always thought getting shit done was just something dads did.

there seems to be a correlation between not having a good relationship with your dad and ending up on Holla Forums

why good parents, make people like you?
was it the excess of limitation? the lack of freedom to do something wrong?

I know that if my father looked after me, I would really be thankful for his presence

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common filth radio is always fucking right

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Another bread pilled individual?

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I'm a rape-child :D

Morbidly obese asshole

NEWS JUST IN. . .

/b has daddy issues!

obnoxious asshole with a rotten mind

The same as red foreman.
Literally the same

he makes so much money

I hardly make anything

Sorry to let you down pops. Hope your other sons turn out okay.

I wonder if I should try to contact his other kids? I'm maybe 15 years older than them, and would they ever want to know me? I think they're gonna be fucked and I want to help but would meddling in their life just make it worse?

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>Doesn't teach me how to kick ass ;_;

It's hard to live with him sometimes

Literally Hank Hill. My family calls him that. He once unironically said "I tell you what" and we all laughed good times.

my dad to a tee, and to make it worse, he never even taught me how to shave.

neither did mine

good thing I'm not retarded, so I managed to learn it myself

When I asked him to teach me to fight he said that he didn't really know how. I think it's because he just goes complete ape-shit and just does whatever when he fights

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Do you still talk to him user?

Nope. Don't even know if he's still alive. Maintaining contact was hard, he sent all correspondence to me to my grandparents because my mother would tear up anything he sent me and taunt him about it. When he started sending it to my grandparents my mom stopped destroying it. She'd keep it all in drawers and I'd only find out about it years after the fact.

His fourth wife was filipino. When I hit 18 he sent me a letter claiming he'd fled to the Philippines to spend the rest of his life there with her. I remember he'd tell me everyone over there thought he was Kenny Rogers.

Last contact I had with him was a letter claiming they were given a baby by a young unwed mother, and decided to raise it as their own. Part of me thought "So that could be his and he just didn't want to tell me. I could have a little half brother in another country." but the more selfish part of me went all "How come he don't want me, man?" and was hurt he'd raise this kid when he wasn't there much for me.

I worry he could have passed away over there without me ever knowing.

Well atleast you grew into your own user

I am your father.

Pretty much an older version of keemstar

I never knew him

damn that sucks

sounds like a massive faggot

mfw when half of b hates women but have a shitty dad

Is Jim your father?

Hell no.

yes

He was cool.

😃

I agree with the first half of your statement, but not the second half. My dad was amazing, but 90% of women I've ever known were monsters.

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