>don't level vigor >don't use magic>don't use summons>don't use ashes>don't use bleed or frost >don't use anything...

>don't level vigor >don't use magic>don't use summons>don't use ashes>don't use bleed or frost >don't use anything faster than an UGS >don't spam jump attacks with it though>don't equip heavy armor >but don't equip light armor either fast rolls are too OP >and most importantly, git gud! Is there anything more obnoxious than the soulsgame "community"

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Why wouldn’t I use bleed, if anything the entire game is built around it, you find like 10 bleed weapons before you get to Margit, I figured the game was trying to tell me to use bleed weapons on Margit Right after Margit I found another like 5 bleed weapons and even a fucking bleed shield shit was ridiculous

>>590689636it's easy mode, git gud

What are you expecting from a community that plays the hardest game at walmart for a fake sense of superiority

>waa you cant tell me im not good i beat the game on easy mode!!!!!

>>590689495Nincels like you who have no games to play on their shitch and cry about ER all day.

>>590689495Why would you ever listen to autists?I play every souls game with a strategy guide at my side and i have a blast

>>590690230There he is

>>590690230If you did absolutely anything but a SL armorless fist run you were playing on some sort of easy mode

>>590690593>he uses the dodge button You were playing on story mode. Might as well watch it on YouTube instead.

>>590689701No lol, the game clearly wants me to fucking use bleed weapons. If it wasn’t an intended mechanic they wouldn’t have been sure to drop fucking 40 of them in the first twenty hours across every single weapon type. You find 2 bleed clubs in a few hours. You find a bleed dagger that fucking shoots bleed stacking energy beams. You find a bleed sword that does the same. It’s clearly an intended part of many builds. You’re given more bleedshit than you are summons and with less effort too.

>>590691808Just because you used the tools the game gave you doesn't mean you beat it kid, so beat it kid

>>590691973Lol get fucked bitch

>>590692296ignore the fromtranny, as long as you didnt use summons or the jellyfish type summon things you beat him fair and square.

>>590690230>shit i'm not the right level for this boss>*pulls out phone*>"rune farming location elden ring">alright, time to git gud

>>590692476you're just as bad as the other faggot

>>590692691YWNBAW just kys. Game is literal the easier fucking game in the series and somehow is more fucking causalfagied than 3.

>listening to any community about anythingGames are meant to be played and enjoyed, do it how you do homie, just don't come to me demanding an easy mode

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>>590692476you are a fucking moron

>>590693089>n-no dont use that weapon type when the game literal gives them out like candy and pretty much hints at using it on that boss because of the bleed damage!!!! AAAAAAAA MIYAZKI SAVE ME IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>590693281>noooo don't use the summons even though the game gives you more of them than weapons HELPPP ME FROMSISTERS

>>590693425>he plays online enjoy getting system32 deleted cuck

>>590692824i beat 3 without summons. i don't give a fuck anymore. 1v1 duels between a midget and a deity are fucking gay. the series was conceptualized when miyazaki and a bunch of strangers got their cars stuck on an icy hill and had to push each other up. that's the true nature of these games. you get help and help the struggling or you spin your wheels for hours stubbornly like a jackass. go play some actually challenging games if you want your bragging rights.

I hope you guys have this same level of energy for other things in your lives.

>>590693663No!

>>590693519>Ash summons >online

>>590689495>he uses a shield>he levels upHoly shit look at this scrub. Have you tried maybe getting good?

>>590689495Always do the reverse of what nu-Holla Forums says

>>590691808>the game clearly wants me to use summons, there are signs all over the place!Sure, but it doesn't make you any less of a casual shitter who didn't actually beat anything.

>>590694754>half of the thread says one thing>the other half says the otheri don't have a goddamned clue what you mean

>>590694864how many times have you told yourself you were "underleveled" for a boss before grinding, be honest user

>>590694864moron

>>590689495But why do you even care?

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>>590689495i do all of this subconsciously minus the vigor part. guess i'm just too based.

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>he doesn't use a dvorak keyboard and trackball mouseMaybe you should try something more your speed like Kirby.

>>590689495>Plays Horizon

>>590689495yesyou

I bet none of you retards beat Sifu without any deaths.

Don't care. Still gonna self-insert into everything I play.

>>590689495DrDisrespect beat Godrick first time he attempted and he hasnt played any previous souls games, the games a joke

>>590689495Didn't mention shields so I'll just parry half of the bosses :^)

>>590689495>falling for baits

>>590689495Greetings from the monster hunter ballpit, you are a fucking nigger idiot if you listen to tryhard shitters saying you can't play one way or another, do whatever you want or you are a fag.

>>590693904if you take a single hit while walking on a tightrope blindfolded you didnt beat the game sweaty ;)

>>590689495Seriously where the FUCK do I go.

>>590696384I can't believe we have to wait so long for World 2. MHW is so much better than FromSoft games but Rise is too easy

>>590689495>le communitythat's just retards who wish they were playing monster hunter 1they should fouck off and go play that, instead

While I do on principle never summon for the first time I fight a boss, the complaints about magic are dumb. People pretend like magic is the same as it was in DaS1 and you can 3 shot bosses with crystal soul spear. I like playing wizards so I'm going to play a wizard. Simple as

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>>590689495Don't forget:>don't use co-op>don't be too many levels higher than I personally feel is right for a boss or area or else your victory is invalid because you're overpowered>don't be too many levels lower than I personally feel is right for a boss or area or else you'll make me feel insecure even though I'll never say so and I'll call you a nerd/virgin/faggot/etc.

>>590696529I ALWAYS summon the first time I fight a boss, just to get goldfags to sit through the cinematics only for me to die horribly immediately afterwards because I don't know how to fight the boss.Then I proceed to try it out alone until I can beat it.

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>>590693659What's a different game to prove I'm not a shitty casual with?

Don't bother telling me you've beat the game if you didn't do at SL1.

>>590689495>don't spam jump attacks with it thoughIt's fucking hilarious how so many no damage videos on YouTube involve players spamming an insane amount of jump attacks regardless of whatever weapon they choose. While I am pretty sure From wants you to use jump attacks, I honestly think they overtuned them because oftentimes they're objectively the best choice. These need to get nerfed for sure. On the other hand, I think guard counters need to get a buff in the form of reduced stamina when performing the guard counter, because unless you're using a greatshield then the stamina drain when blocking a lot of attacks is way too much and the counter itself also requires a decent bit of stamina.

>game gives you a variety of tools and solutions to solve the boss' problems, aka exactly what RPGs should be about >not all of them work for every boss, some can't be bled, some don't allow you summons, some are magic resistant, some can't be parried etc.>this is somehow bad and you should not use any of the game's tools, you're only allowed dodge and light attack You faggots already got Sekiro, why are you trying to push this to be a pure action game when it clearly isn't supposed to be that? You can even tell from Miyazaki's interview on Demon Souls that this is exactly the kind of thing he wanted to do since ages ago, "create different play-styles for different players". Just because it's possible to do SL1 runs by learning every pattern and spending 50 minutes meticulously dodging every attack as you chip away the 50k HP bar, doesn't mean that's how he intended for players to enjoy the game. Go play Ninja Gaiden or replay Sekiro or something if you just want a rhythm game with people dying.

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>>590697351>Just because it's possible to do SL1 runs by learning every pattern and spending 50 minutes meticulously dodging every attack as you chip away the 50k HP bar>50 minutesThis guy is doing his blind playthrough at LV1 and hasn't taken anymore than 4 minutes to kill bosses, even lategame bosses like Morgott, who he beat in less than 90 seconds at LV1.youtube.com/watch?v=bLOCIHozObE

>>590696529What you said is true except for Sword of Night and Flame

>>590697984Yes, using a highly upgraded bleed weapon which according to some fags is not "legit" even though it's every bit part of the game as dodging is.

>>590696529>People pretend like magic is the same as it was in DaS1 and you can 3 shot bosses with crystal soul spear. IAre you trying to imply that magic is weaker in ER?

>>590689495>don't frot with your uncle

>>590698382I wasn't trying to invalidate that video. I was countering your claim that LV1 runs would take forever against bosses in this game when they can be very fast.

>>590697984>ackschuallyWhat is it about hyperbole that makes you autists shit yourselves?

>>590689495>>don't use bleed or frost >>don't use anything faster than an UGS >>don't spam jump attacks with it though>>don't equip heavy armor >>but don't equip light armor either fast rolls are too OPAll those are valid. Seethe biocel

>>590689495I have just figured out some helmets conform to the size of your custom head. Do with this what you will

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>>590689495>>don't use bleedBleed is a reward for players who got gud and landed the hits, it's only a cheese if you're getting easy and free hits with summons and ashes

>>590698496You do realize he's mocking people who tell you not to use them, right?

>>590698581Its not that, its just bleed resistance across the board is too low. I have some +5 keen claws that i slap bloodflame blade on and I can bleed the godskin apostle in 3 hits at 21 ARC. Draconic tree sentinel in 6

I WILL level vigorI WILL use magicI WILL use summonsI WILL use ashesI WILL use bleed AND frostI WILL spam jump attacksI WILL fast roll

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>>590698662I really hope they don't nerf status ailments in this game. Elden Ring is perhaps the first From game where status effects feel truly powerful and viable.

>>590689701A win is a win nigger

>>590691305>He uses the analogue sticksYou basically read Elden Ring: the book of the movie

>>590698742The damage is fine, but even a total shitter like myself can agree that some of the bosses have no business bleeding as easily as they do. You gotta remember that in DS3 most bleed weapons had like 30-40 bleed buildup without a bleed gem/resin. The new default is 50-60 and nearly all of those can be buffed further.

>>590697984>chunks off 1/4 of the bosses HP during the phase 2 transitionkek, ashes that have a projectile component are OP as fuck.

>>590691973> just because some random 3rd world faggot on imageboard told me soSeethe more faggot. You’re nobody

>>590689495>engaging with the community of a video gameshiggy

Anybody know what the fuck this thing is doing here? Did it just roll itself over from raya lucaria?

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>>590698450>I wasn't trying to invalidate that video. I was countering your claim that LV1 runs would take forever against bosses in this game when they can be very fast.It was just an exaggeration, I don't even know if there's bosses with 50k HP in the game. My point was that it would take "forever" if you followed all their dumb rules and didn't use bleeding, parry, poison, etc. at SL1. At the very least when I first met Crucible Knight at SL10 I was giving him less damage per swing than the guy in your video did to Morgott. I'd probably go crazy if I had to fight every boss with a plain scimitar.

>>590698971I disagree, because with how much longer enemy combos can be in this game and with how so many bosses have "get away from me" attacks like long AoEs (such as the Godskin Apostle, to name a boss you can encounter somewhat early, who has long combos AND an AoE attack in his second phase that forces you to stay away for like 4-5 seconds at a time), you need higher default bleed build up. Nerfing bleed/frostbite would make them feel like shit, especially come later NG+ cycles when enemies do more damage to you and trading hits just to get bleed build up will be impossible.

>>590697351 It's autism. They want to have the options but NOT to use them so they can say it's "cheating".

>>590699301My apologies then. I'm so used to scrubs on Holla Forums who think that LV1 runs are only for no-life autists when they can be very fun and exciting ways of exercising your knowledge about the games and aren't endurance runs.