Explain this shit

He might be wearing the eye contract.

take your psyop shit elsewhere, faggot

Alright here is my experience. Pt 1

Johnny: "user….."

Johnny:…..

Johnny:"user…."
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Johnny: user

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Pt 2

Johnny lifts up his head from the backseat head rest like as if he is using it for the first time and looks at me with a stare that I've never seen a human do to me before in my life

How is any of this relevant?

Pt 3

Johnny: yeah
Spiritbong: do you remember anything johnny?
Johnny: no, I blanked out
Spritibong: but you tried to kill me man
J: lol what? haha
Sb: for realz man. At first you were touching my hair and stuff and I thought you were just being high. You wrapped your hands around me and started choking me. I was like holy shit bro, should I react? Luckily other friend was there to get you off of me. Man you were literally going to kill me. I really struggled.

You are even worse than flat earthers.

Woah there dude. I agree reptilian shit is pants-on-head retarded, but there is substantial evidence supporting the flat-earth theory.

Getting there.

First link on joogle
forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=249054

First, humans do NOT shapeshift. It is impossible for a human body to rearrange it's atoms and become another type of physical mammal or reptilian. It cannot and does not happen.
The word shapeshift has been used over the years because people have seen a change in what appears to be the physical form of other humans. So how does this happen?

This made me rethink about that experience with Johnny. He didn't just lose consciousness. He was fucking possessed. It tried to kill my spirit bong friend cause it knew he had real positive energy. I should have fucking recorded it, but that seemed like a shit tier jew thing to do.

You guys sound really, really autistic or really, really young. Go camping in the winter? It's too cold so you go the beach? (I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're aussies. But dying in the warm season?)

Raving with your hands to shenmue music? Being blown away by that?

Shrooms are the best psychedelic? Only teens think that.

It is very possible that your friend has a predisposition to schizophrenia. Don't do drugs with him.

Why are schizoids attracted to this board? Are they just shills trying to strawman this whole site?

stfu, no theres not

Do you know edm gloving faggot? No? I didn't think so.

Yes there is. You stfu.

Weirdo's think their in good company, because we attack a few real conspiracies.

What is schizoids?

a bullshit diagnosis

wtf?

You shouldn't have done that.

good goy

I just can't come to the conclusions you're coming to op, sorry. However, pic related is a fairy fort, there's loads dotted around Ireland. Ask anyone in Ireland do they believe in fairies and 99% will say no. If you offered that same 99% money to disturb the fairy forts in any way, they would decline. /x/ tier thread, polite sage.

Bump, because
Kyle Odom WAS RIGHT

OP, Kyle Odom is fishy but I think you drank too much coolaid.
That guy's got contact lenses. And you can see that the right one is badly aligned.
I suspect this is a spam/slide thread that wants to mimic the Odom thread.
Or OP is just high as fuck.
Do some moar lurking before you post shit.
pic related could be more legit shapeshifting youtu.be/aNiKxpLokRo

Nothing makes sense in mr. Show. This is the gayest thread in a long time. Worse than 4chan.

Yeah I guess you guys are right. It must have been contact lenses to take a jab at coo coos like me. So glad I don't have to become another Odom and fight these guys.

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It's a comedy show known for shit like that.

That lizard eye thing was just a joke user.

You are a fuckig idiot. The show is called Mr Show and tons of people have heard of it. Your entire argument is "I don't get the joke so it must be a conspiracy."

The joke is the guy has reptile eyes and works in the movie industry, it is a joke on the replitian conspiracy. Just because they don't hit you over the head with it doesn't mean the joke is a secret message

Also to the fags who claim to be scared by a FUCK MR SHOW SKIT end yourselves as fast as possible because people like you are why genuine skeptics are ignored.

Oh wow. You just discovered Mr. Show.

You didn't find shit. This show has been a cult classic for about 15 years now.

Sarah Silverman, David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.

Here. Enjoy some cult 90s comedy. This is one of their funniest skits.

They suck.

Yeah exactly why I don't get the joke. Never heard of hollywood reptilians before.

If they did it as a Jew maybe I'd get the joke. But they are jews.

I don't disagree. It was pretty funny 20 years ago, though.
If anyone wonders how (((Silverman))) got her start, it's because she rode the backs of (((David Cross))) and Bob Odenkirk on this very show.
You have to remember, it really was edgy for the time. Reptilian Conspiracy skits, skits about SJWs and leftist retards, skits about cuckservatives… There was nothing like it at the time.
Still today, retards are trolled by it, as evidenced here in this thread. The show was a great concept and Odenkirk was by far the best writer on the team.
Jack Black, who I also don't care for, was a regular contributor as well. It jump started a lot of careers, love it or hate it.

They also make many references of the "Jew-Run Media" on the show. Holy fuck you're dense.

Here, since you probably still believe you've uncovered some kind of magic:
Check out this 20 year old skit about sovereign states.

DUBS?

so you're entire experience is that you saw someone do weird shit while stoned.
wow.

b8

all bullshit

Yeah whatever. It's hard to concentrate when the humor is so stale.

Maybe cause I'm too spoiled with stuff like Golden Boy and Kung Fu Hustle that I see most American comedy is shit. South Park still entertaining and so is Pulp Fiction. Most of the jew movies are so fucking retarded and degenerate it really does look like they are trying to dumb down americans. Anything with Seth Rogen or anything about degenerate frat boys, and parties. Even Simpsons went to shit when they lost their only non SJW writer. Last good comedies I know was Dating Mona, MadTV, Ace Ventura, Married with Children and fox box and maybe some other movies.

If I grew up without good shit like this maybe I'd think Mr. Show was funny. Hell maybe I'd even think Steinfeld would be humorous.

Drowning Mona*

And the Adams Family Values is too fucking ahead of its time.

No. Seinfeld is fucking garbage.

I recommend you watch a full episode and watch how the skits blend into one another. The show is like a precursor to Tim and Eric. Bob Odenkirk, once again, has written and appeared on Tim and Eric.
There wasn't anything else in any country that was even remotely like it on TV at the time. It was an HBO series that went on for five years. The last season is utter garbage, IMO.

There was even a movie based on one of the skits called "Run Ronnie Run." Long story short, the executives ruined the concept and while the movie was okay, it had better potential.

The show was like a less-trippy more focused and actually funny version of Tim and Eric. It was obviously much more political than T&E and much more conceptual humor was involved.

Yes, it was way ahead of its time and no, nothing else was on TV like it nor is there anything like it on TV now. That's why it's a cult classic.

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Is that a badger reaching for a hamburger?

Go ahead and Google "American bear meme."

I was making a Ben Shapiro reference.

carry on bruh. Thought you were the newest of newfags.

So why would you spoonfeed me? Bad user.

Good point.

Naw after I saw that sovereign nation skit, I know they are just pan handling to the lib fats and FBI fags. Thats all I need to know about them. Basically MSM as a comedy show.

That's Mr. Show you young babby child. It was out in the 90's when the world was still worth living in.

THANK YOU. This is either the shittiest shitpost slide thread ever or everybody ITT is fucking retarded.

Watch the damn show, it's disjointed stream of consciousness comedy. Like what your beloved Tim and Eric try and fail to copy 10 years after the fact.

/X/, it was fun while it lasted. But come on. At least try to use some critical thinking

Isn't that the closeted dude from arrested development?

Yes it is. (((David Cross)))

Children, this is what drugs do to you.

topkek OP, maybe you should get back to your dane cook and your key&peel college crybaby comedy tours.

That disgusting kikess…

If we are able to chrono travel to 1990 years and tell them that our future world had gone shit then they probably wouldn't believe us unless we take them with us to witness the degeneration in our future world.

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You're a fucking idiot.

So Mr. Show was on in the 90s, the movie They Live about reptilians controlling us through commercialism and it came out in the late 80s. So this was probably a reference to that. There was also the V series about reptilians in the 80s, and Icke released his book about the lizard theory in 1999, which was the last year Mr. Show aired, so depending on when this episode aired they might have heard about that.

Basically the 'secret reptilians controlling us' meme was already around when this aired. The cameraman and cast knew about it since it's just contact lenses, and Youtube commenters didn't notice because it's subtle humor and they're not looking at his eyes and there is so much other surreal humor to mention here. So basically this episode is probably not some big conspiracy. S'all good, man.

Just fuck off you damn redditor.

He's right.
IT'S THE JEWS; AYYS DON'T EXIST FAGGOTS
AND STOP DOING DRUGS, THEY'RE DEGENERATE

What if the jews are using subtle reptile hints to sub-overtly communicate with all other jews through media? And that's why it seems so real. Because it might be.

bro you think GOLDEN BOY is funny, fuck off.

ITT: OP gives himself schizophrenia

Fucking reptilian kikes

Go back to your gay ass lucky star and haruhi you gay ass fucking faggot.

Former JoS here

It's total bullshit. The sect claims that in order for the magic to work, aside from diligent meditation, you must 100% believe in the teachings of the sect and its story. The moment you stop believing 100% once you believe 100%, you have failed and will never be able back in, so to speak. Basically if you are ever not totally into it you're done for. It also means your soul will be harvested by God for slave labor when the battle (which is apparently still going on) for your soul between Satan and God is done and Satan "wins". Yeah.

That site also looks like it was designed by a 14 year old.

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