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Hard to say. He did forgive Megyn Kelly. I think he is a forgiving man but you only get one chance. After that, may Kek have mercy on you because Ytump won't.

Good, I can picture Benzo "I'll cut your ass" Ben and Mobbed Up Krispy in a darkened room vetting candidates.

Let's not count her out just yet user. There can still be a role for her in the White House. She can lick Trump's ass clean after he's done taking shit every morning and work her way up. She's even the right color for the job.

Jeff Sessions is the correct answer

We have to fill the VP slot user. We can't just have Carson sleep on it.

HULK HOGAN IS THE ONLY VIABLE VP

TRUMP/HOGAN 2016

Garbage picks.

Pat Buchanan, Jeff Sessions, Jim Webb, inb4 anti-Webb autist kills the thread with his spam dump Randlet the Manlet, Rick Scott, Scott Brown, Mad Dog Mattis, and finally Greg Abbott.

All of them have their pros and cons, but VP is more of a ceremonial thing anyways, they're president of the Senate but that's about it.

Record so far is Garfield assassinated six months after being put in office, I'm guessing (((somebody))) is going to make an attempt on Trump earlier than that.

He's my pick as well.

He is, but he also supports Trump on the "big picture".

I can always dream.

Martinez is honestly a decent pick. She's been heavily in favor of securing the border and she's stopped sanctuary cities in her state. Politically she's very much in line with Trump so I'd put her ahead of a shit pick like Rubio/Kasich though I'd still prefer someone like Mattis or Buchanan.

Have faith in who Trump chooses as advisers.

Ann Coulter for VP, see if they want to shoot him then.

I have faith in them. Carson is a mighty ally when he is awake. As for the Fat Man, his consumption of Little Marco has secured him a place in my heart like the grease that clogs his arteries.

Trump / McMahon '16

who?

Do you have a source? It would make me feel good.

It honestly surprised me when he said he was supporting Bernie, since him and Trump have direct connections via the Reform Party.

Shane would be acceptable even with his China connections if only because he'll jump off the top of the White House and elbow drop Paul Ryan.

Holla Forums sucks at politics, once again!

C'mon guys, can't you think of a single candidate that had the smallest hope of stealing at least ONE vote from Hillary?

I swear this forum feels like the short bus at times.

Think you may have posted in the wrong thread.

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Ignore it. I think it's one of those leftover Cruz missiles that landed off target.

Yeah you're definitely not from around here.

Deport yourself.

I actually agree with this fakefag.

Trump could pick Oprah, Queen of the Sheboons, for all I care. Whatever is politically expedient. Just win!

Hello shill

I actually thought of susanna martinez as vp way before trump even entered.
A female latina, its checks off two boxes that shillarry wil now have a harder time fighting.

Nickki haley and rob prortman have no chance.

He should pick carson just for more ebin carson memes

Fine, go ahead and pick David Duke and watch how many votes you get (morons)

Ah, the asshurt flows like a river.

You're the only person in this thread to suggest such a thing.

You're a very pathetic shill, worst than most. I hope they aren't paying you very much.

I wonder….can we meme a Hillary/Carly ticket into existence? Imagine Carly losing three times in one election.

He could choose a dead possum nailed to a two by four and he would still be raking in the votes.

Sleepy Negro is pretty funny.

Probably like 88%

Fund it.

You can't sit back and expect Hillary to lose.

Aren't there any Blue Doc Democrats who would make an otherwise useless VP?

The VP doesn't do anything except get the Prez elected

That's why I'm voting user.

We're not sitting back. We don't fight Hillary by picking a VP. We keep the meme engines running and destroy her in our own way while Trump slaughters her after she pokes the lion.

Not my pick but Condoleeza Rice is a possibility

A combined ticket would completely enforce Trump's message of making deals.

The closest possible VP Democrat that their establishment and libtards hate is Webb, he wouldn't show any mercy to them if something happened to Trump since he is pretty sick of the party.

a vp pick is still stratig, JFK picked LBJ so he could win texas

Webb has already said he wouldn't vote Hillary and would be tempted to vote Trump

Yeah, then LBJ killed Kennedy

I saw it about a month ago, but I couldn't find it now.

Martinez is actually rather Trumplike in policies. She's anti-illegal immig, pro border security, against amnesty and sanctuary and all that shit. She's pretty well-liked, I hear. A Latino woman would certain BTFO of liberal "racist!" screamers….

I still think Rubio might be on that list.

Haley is a joke. No fucking way.

We would need a way to convince Hillary that she needs to cross the party lines and pick a strong female executive to help her fight the evil shitlord Trump. Maybe a petition of some kind?

She's fucking radioactive.

No thanks.

He may want Sessions for Secretary of State…

Everybody who wants Sessions is already voting Trump

How about…

This might have been already decided behind closed doors.

It makes a lot of sense to pick a female VP since Shillary will try to make it a gender war.

Personally I'd pick Rubio.

Did CNN have a collective stroke?

He's a lightweight.

you election fags are the worst of all cucks. supposedly awake but will recommend a female to a position of extreme authority. muh pr.

Why not musk because he has a Cult?

If trump was Nazi,and Musk got space X go to the moon in less than 4 years,and mars in 8 Musk would become far right.

Musk could be Trump's Wernher von Braun.

The question remains is who would be Trump's Albert Speer

GOPe and Trump might have an agreement to have her as VP who knows.

Now that it's not Republican vs Republican they might pivot and counter the Dems.

It's "blue dog" and that idea is fucking terrible

kill yourself

lol, let's see what Trump goes for.

Now that's it's not RvR they'll likely switch up into GG tactics to counter Hillary.

Why would Trump have an agreement with the GOPe after he beat them? There's no point.

Blue dog Democrat would not only help Trump lock in the industrial Midwest and some of New England, but would also strengthen Trump's message of unity.

It's not even close to a terrible idea.

No she's not. She was a Democrat until '95 and she endorsed Rubio. She also criticized Trump's wall and played the "muh latina" card in regard to his thoughts on illegals:

She's a horrible pick, it won't be her. It also won't be Rubio, nor will it be Kasich or Haley. Please, stop being such a fucking retard when it comes to this stuff. You guys look like fucking morons when you say blatantly stupid things without researching them first.

Rubio should count as a female for being such a little bitch.

Nein.

GOPe accepted Trump after New York.

It's almost a parody they would actually suggest these clowns.

Those people are dead in the water.

Yes but they take over as pres if president is unable to fulfill their duty.

This is what D&C shills look like.

Pfffft.

GOPE accepted Trump in the later debates. He behind the scenes destroyed them with - probably - contract law.

Fuck it, I'd vote for it.

Yeah of course, but I think if they were going to whack Trump, they would've done it already.

my prediction too

Megyn Kelly has a use. Nikki Haley…not so much.

There's barely a hair's breadth of distance between Martinez and Vincente Fox.

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Would Coulter win the female vote?

Daily Reminder that that the black and latino vote don't really matter that much.

kek, didn't Haley have an affair with a couple of donors while she was running a "conservative, family values" campaign?

Haley could be useful. We need an ambassador to India. Send her to trach the Pajeets how to poo in loo.

Wonder what % the white turnout rate is going to be this year.

Agreement but our autism has somehow intersected.

Exactly, and the people suggesting it are fucking morons. The mainstream has been wrong this whole election season, yet now they're going to get his VP pick right? The only person who knows the VP will be is Trump. He plays things very close to the chest.

All he has to do is win the majority of the white vote, which he will. Romney was toxic to working class whites, and he lost because of it. Hillary won't get working class whites, Trump will and he'll get more than Romney did. Romney got 6% of the black vote and 27% of the Hispanic vote; Trump will get more.

Yep. I doubt Trump would take her anyways. I think he only put Carson on the VP committee so he can feel important. I think Trump already has a few people in mind already and will consult various polling people and people skilled in demographics. I still think he'll go for Scott Brown since he floated the possibility himself some time ago and Brown appeals to middle-class America like it's no one's business.

I agree with the one user who always recommends mattis.

The only thing I question is whether or not Mattis still has fire in his belly.

Trump seems wise enough to know that assassination is entirely possible. Roger Stone is one of Trump's close advisers and he wrote a book on how LBJ killed Kennedy.

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JIM WEBB

THIS MEME NEEDS TO DIE

A controlled op Dem. Nope. Rato would be better. At least there are some things they'd agree on. Despite how scummy Rato is.

Nigger, I'm so old tumblerinas flee in terror at the sight of me.

Trump will not pick anyone who has previously run and lost an election/primary this much should be obvious. Trump brags about the fact that he'll pick winners, ruthlessly intelligent individuals for positions in government. A loser is not these. He will not pick Pat Buchanon, as he has been critical of him in the past and is also not a winner. He will not pick Jim Weeb, who does not bring the support of democrats in any large number and Trump has already won the military vote, he also will not pick a democrat as he must secure the loyalty of the R party first and grant them the illusion of control. He will not pick Gen Matthis who has very firmly said he will not be involved in politics, he will not pick Gen Patraes(?) because he is a criminal. He might pick Jeff Sessions as he is well respected within the party and a fairly moderate figure who isn't likely to gaff.

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Fam plz.

we're doing what we did to Garrison to Webb, i hope you arent genuine user

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This fuck needs an oven not a VP job

Most of you are just doubling down on where Trump is already strong.

Sessions? Mattis?

They're both great people but Trump is not weak on immigration and he's loved by the military.

Think about where he's weak and needs votes.

Cuckservatives come to mind first, which is why Rubio and Nikki Haley are being floated a lot.
I have too much fear he'd be assassinated if lil' Marco was VP but there are other options to appease this crowd.
Also cuckservatives are such, well, cucks that I think most will fall into line without actually needing to appease them beyond mild lip service (which is what Manafort is already paying them).

The way I see it he can attack this regionally or ideologically.

The ideological attack is to pick someone like Webb, Sanders, etc.
Personally I don't think this is the route Trump will take and I'm not for it either.

Regionally he's got the South on lockdown so that's no problem.
The Midwest (where most of the cucks are) will fall into line.
That leaves the liberal West coast and Northeast.
Trump already plays to the Northeast and even though Hillary has the advantage he might be able to sway a few of them so West Coast is what's needed.

Obviously the big prize on West Coast is California.
The governor and two senators are all liberal whackjobs so I don't know who could help deliver the state but IMO that's what Trump needs in a VP pick.

Imagine the utter shitstorm that would insue if he put Socialist Sanders in his cabinet.

Well he did say he was old. Not sure who let grandpa in here though.

Underrated post.

Or Iron Anne.

Whoops, meant to reply to that poster.

there's your problem

999% of the reason for those is that they're people who would continue Trump's state goals and wreak havoc on the people who assassinated Trump should that happen.

Though if Trump picks any woman, any minority he will lose. Not because HE was beaten, but because a good chunk of his base wouldn't vote for him.

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