Up shit creek without a paddle

Caleb White
Caleb White

Okay Holla Forums I've been royally assfucked
Basically
lost my job of 4 years
nearly lost of girlfriend of 1 year
run out of town by literal faggots
now living with best friend far away from city
no job
very little money

I've been looking for jobs in the area but I need some suggestions on jobs I could do online too. There are a lot of people who hate me now and anything I can do to get money would be awesome.

Asher King
Asher King

What is the cause of this though

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

Sell your butt OP

And this isn't a bad pace to start advertising either.

Hudson Hill
Hudson Hill

why the people hate you?

Charles Green
Charles Green

I did something that really pissed off a lot of people. It was bad enough to get in local newspapers

I'm a guy, how would I sell my butt?

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

Not bad enough to get me arrested or charged with anything though.

Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

There's men who pay money to have sex with men. There's not a word for that preference but someone here will come up with something.

You go on the internet somewhere, maybe even here, or Craig'slist and post an add IMPLYING (not outright saying it) that you are willing to get fucked in the ass if people pay.

Its easy and you could make ok cash, but its risky too cause you never know who or what might be fucking you. I guess you could also start small, going to gay bars and shit, and sort of just dropping the money line at some point in the conversation, and if they are game then you get fucked and get cash.

This is assuming you live in America and not in Canada or the Low Countries, cause then you have to go to the People's Bureau for Dialectical Sex Labor and get certified as a sex worker and all that shit.

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

As easy as that would be. And I've certainly had offers when I did use craigslist for straight sex. I am not interested in selling my booty to gay men for money. I'd like to think I have more self-respect then that.

No doubt it's a lucrative business. One time an old black dude offered me 200 bucks to eat my ass out.

Do you got experience user? How exactly does this whole 'gay-for-pay' work out? Though still, suggestions other then debasing myself would be appreciated.

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

So you killed someone.

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

>5896987
not bad enough to get me arrested though

I wouldn't go to jail for expressing an unpopular opinion.

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

Give us storytime, OP.

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

Tell us OP. Sharing is caring.

You louse ridden faggot.

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

Eh, I've only ever done the casual thing, never with the internet. There was a pedo at my school who paid me to let him suck me off one time, and one or two fells at a bar who paid me to suck them off. I've never done anal for money, there's juts way too much thought and preparation that goes into it when you're essentially a door-to-door gay sex salesman. If you do online add, I guess you'd have time to prepare.

Though still, suggestions other then debasing myself would be appreciated.

Self-respect doesn't pay the bills. Heck, you might even like it.

I guess you could just try to find a job at a walmart or something shitty like that. That's the only stuff I can think hires a lot of people in rural areas. It would help if you could give your general location cause if you're like in the midwest or south that's gonna be tougher (except for the Dakota's maybe?) but East coast is lousy with jobs. Err… with shitty jobs I should say.

I don't think you could live on an online job unless you got a flipping education, like a trade or a skill or whatever. If you don't then "survey taker" would only be enough for pocket change. If you are handy and can make shit you could sell it online on Etsy and hope God has mercy on you.

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

now keep in mind that I am basically a giant faggot for this
see gay church
get good read: really fucking stupid idea
put on mask
write "god vs gays" on forehead
prepare for massive keks
go into church, say things like "it's gays vs god" "god doesn't love you"
people ask me: "why the mask"
I use this oppertunity to meme like a fucking faggot
"nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask"
someone attacks me
pulls mask off
I run away
starts spreading like wildfire about the "masked anti-gay man"
people recognize me everywhere I go
threaten me
my girlfriend
girlfriends family hates me now
get a call the next day
lost my job
pack my shit and drive my car out of town

now I'm here

James Turner
James Turner

oh fuck man this is too good

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

Haha holy shit dude. Do you even believe in God and shit or was it just for the keks?

Please say it was the second one.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

Are you in the states? If so where are you located (don’t have to be too specific)? What's your resume like?

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

Honestly it was just for the keks, I knew I'd get some kind of reaction out of it. It was funny as shit when I started. I should of bailed when they really started paying attention to me.

5897070
In the states yes.
In the south, my resume is basically front desk for 4 years.

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

5897073

Elijah Hernandez
Elijah Hernandez

Try applying for jobs in another state nearby. You should be able to at least land some kind job stocking shelves at night or something.

Caleb Mitchell
Caleb Mitchell

Self-respect doesn't pay the bills. Heck, you might even like it.

Very good point. I recently got an offer to haul some big loads on a trailer with a truck, if I could get a truck and trailer then I can make 1000 bucks for each shipment delivered. Best part is that most of this stuff can be done in under a week.

Though I will consider the gay sex salesman position.

Err… with shitty jobs I should say.
Shitty jobs is better then zero jobs. Honestly though I've got some experience with computers and tablets. I do repairs and such so I could get into that. But yeah I'm in the south, think left of some of the smellier southern states.

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

Being a trucker and doing gay for pay goes together like peas and carrots, OP.

Isaac Hall
Isaac Hall

He won't be able to pay for his AIDS medication on a truckers salary though.

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

Can you imagine if you get caught legally? Going to prison for being a gay prostitute. Would work out lovely.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

anti-gay forehead trucker caught as gay prostitute

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

OP you ought to write an autobiography.

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Caleb Parker
Caleb Parker

Honestly, if you feel you did nothing wrong, best case would be to find someone who shares your opinions and also runs a small business, to maintain your integrity.
Otherwise, consider what it means for the business to employ someone who brings negative attention and don't fuck up again, until you can make your own money. Then you can do whatever.

Also, I'd avoid gay prostitution. The irony would kill you before the aids ever invaded your anus.

Eli Ross
Eli Ross

go back. make a flmaethrower or atach a bomb to your self. go inside with a recorder under your shirt. yell out "FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH" and "DIE YOU INFIDEL" before killing as many as you can. it could help the nice anti-muslim atmishere this country is creating. if your life really sucks at least give it to a good cause. goodbye.

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

Start with those literal faggots you pissed off.

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

Fuck man if you lived in Wyoming I'd get you a fuckin job where I work. Plus we love hating gays here, the michael law was named after a gay who got beat to death tied to a fence about 60 miles from where I live

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