Every piece in chess is unique except this fucker

Every piece in chess is unique except this fucker.

Pawn - Only piece that can become another piece, only piece that can capture without occupying the square it just captured.
Knight - Only piece that can 'jump" and skip pieces.
Rook - Only piece that can move without a turn (castling is a king move)
Quuen - Only piece that combines the movement of two other pieces
Bishop - ……..

fucking BISHOP

THE BISHOP PISSES ME OFF
THERE IS NOTHING UNIQUE ABOUT THE BISHOP.

FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

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It's the only piece stuck on one colour.

Bishop goes diagonal, as many spaces as you like.

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Pawn chain

This, bitch. Diagonal master race.

A quality it shares with the Queen. Nothing unique.

Care to elaborate on that? It's been a while, but I can't remember the pawn being able to do that.

prise en passant. when the opposing pawn refuses a capture, you capture it by passing its square.

good point.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/En_passant
it's more restrictive than i suggest above

I actually looked it up when you said its name, but thanks.

You already said the Queen combines the movements of two other pieces. While it is true that the rook can castle, it is a move made in conjunction with one's own King. It doesn't make that move alone.

I don't blame you for mistrusting the Bishop. As a symbol of the Church in more brutal and politically influential times, it can appear less than honest. It's crooked, sideways maneuvering can seem sinister. Underhanded. It's not a straight shooter by any means.

But this is your Bishop. He's got your 2's and 3's, your 10's and 11's. He can swoop back from a distance quickly and take out the encroaching enemy. Sacrificing the Bishop is no light matter.

Trust the Bishop. He'll serve you well.

I'm not OP. I'd have thought that was made clear when questioning OP was over two thirds of my post. Admittedly, I failed to link his post, but it should still be contextually clear that I meant that for him.

Ok. Yes, looking back it's clear.

No it isn't. Castling is a king move.


thanks. this is kind of weak, but so is the queen one.

Does the rook not move during a castling action?

It's the only piece that can ever only visit spots of the same color on the chessboard.

Chess is an analogy of the homosexual experience between consenting tree stumps.

What move does the rook make without moving?

Let go of your Jimmies, OP. Also you are an true autist.

Bishop - Only piece that is not unique

That's unique

Proof all positive integers are interesting.

Proof by induction.

Assume a set of non-interesting positive integers exist.

One of them is the smallest non-interesting positive integer.

That is an interesting number.

Thus such a set of non-interesting positive integers does not exist.

QED

If "everything but x is unique" then by definition x is unique as well for having that chararcteristic

Only piece that can't be blocked by the other of its kind.

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Tyrone, you are but casual scum. Why don't you play a real board game like Shogi or Go?

Congrats you just realized that bishops are special pieces that shouldn't be lost unless to save the queen or king.

brah it can be blocked by enemy's bishop

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heh