Bitch For Hire

I am 20 years old, balding, and 211 pounds, am loosing it though. What are my chances of getting somebody to let me live with them for free by giving the blow jobs all day, n'such?

Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

If not, small chance

Is that a maybe?

OP just open the folder "reasons to live" in your computer and see all the reasons that you have to stay alive

That folder just has goatse & hotwheels in it…

I am not suicidal


It was full of guro hentai

Serious question btw

Just get a lot of money and girls will come to you like flies over shit.

No I want to get the goodies for doing sex.

Sorry i don't understand, so you want to be a bitch.

Yea

Then tell everyone why you should become their live-in dicksucker

I don't eat a lot.
I don't use electricity, except for computer, and fan
I can talk about anything with you.
I will not tell anybody any of your secrets, ever.
I like to cuddle, a lot.
I have a looser voice
I will suck dick, and be fucked, as much as I can
I don't need to go out and do fun stuff.
I will smoke weed with you.

Are you an anal virgin? I feel like you're going to change your mind pretty quick on letting me fuck you

No, I have stuck a few things up my ass before, post your dick btw.

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What are you dead now?

I think he just took this in his pooper

I am OP, I am talking about the guy who said he had the big dick

If you were a girl, you'd be able to.

I am an ugly guy, but I will make you feel good

Maybe you should go on tumblr and search for a tranny. I think they'll fuck about anything

Is it easy?

m8 there are people who will pay to be your friend. I'm sure you can find someone

I want it for free,

Try Craigslist. I got offered a free place to stay once off of their by a guy in his 60's once. The house was nice too. All I had to do was cook for him a few days a week and help him with errands sometimes. He said I wouldn't have to touch him if I didn't want too. He had a sex dungeon in his basement and had a glory hole setup at his backdoor. I was jerking off in front of him and cumming on his face in exchange for cash. I said no because I like living alone and having my privacy. Plus none of my friends know about my sexuality.

I might of been scared by the dungeon.

Yea man two blow jobs a day one when I wake up and one when i go to sleep and you have to wear a wig and stockings while you do it & you can stay in .y spare bedroom. Just 15 minutes from the beach

Where?

San Diego

Shit, too far away, sounded like dream, such is life.

I woke up this morning with no chubby trap cock suckin
Sad