Fort McMurry is on fire, over 70,000 evacuated

"Potentially HUGE political and economic repercussions for Canada"
Already happening here in AB/SK breh. This is just the cherry on top of the dry ass fucking we've gotten out here since the oil crash.

I can't wait to see stories about all the looting that will follow as many out of workers are desperate for some money. Then Trudeau can finally pretend he gives a shit about mid west canada because it's on fire.

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Will it destroy Canada?

Who else should we vote for? Cuckservative Stephen Harper who flooded us with chinks and curry niggers because MUH NATURAL CONSERVATIVES?

You can't make this shit up.

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Wew buddy happening soon eh?

Say what you will but I would much rather have chinks than muslims.

Please disregard my post.

Looks like the rathole…

…went up in flames.

You don't have to begrudgingly vote for your perceived best of worst you know? You could always vote for someone lesser known or well..no one at all. Just a thought really.

McMurry voted for Trudeau.

Fuck 'em.

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Anyone would have been better then weedman.

Meanwhile, sulfur pyramids are a huge risk for explosions.

And 2/3 of Canada is at risk for catching fire.

Canada is beyond redemption at this point, its going full happening for you faggots.

Why is it so beautiful? Watching a city burn down shouldn't make me this happy.

I hope it all burns. I want the smoke to roll into my town soon so I can work in the shade.

I bet the fucking Saudi Arabians did this! Those fuckers are trying to strike back for the low oil prices we have been forceing on them to compete! Canada's lose laws twards immigration makes them an easy target!

repost from /wsg/ on halfchan

For me, I don't understand Canadian politic. Is Fort McMurry only oil city in the whole Canada?

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I can't wait to see what the Norks have to say about this. They have a hard on for Canada for some reason.

Why?

Because you are genuinely retarded.

HE KEPT US SAFE

No

What a badass.

What are Canadian govt going to do if the city is completely burned to the ash?

Your in luck fam.

The fire-fighting budget in Alberta was cut back, and the its taking 2 days to mobilize reinforcements.

Good to know that he is risking his life to save his farm.

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Import more shitskins

The locals will look black and therefore might get compensation

moshi I.

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Why is it taking two days to mobilize?

No but it's the biggest one pretty much. A few years back the average annual income in that city was 150k or something high. AB and SK is oil country in general, everyone across canada used to move here just to work.

On that note it makes me wonder why anyone would vote liberal there. People should know liberals are lefty hippies now who just want to tax the shit out of people.

So Canada still live without the city?

They cut the firefighter money back.

Why are Norks so good at banter?

Well, in the long term the fire will increase the value of the land because fires make land fertile. In the short term he can't farm if it's gone. The part that burned up will produce great yeilds!

Mossad planted the thermite in the building but the jackers themselves were Saudi Arabians. Never trust a Semite

Shitposting is second nature to them. They are honorary Aussies.

Are you saying we need to burn CA?

How much did they made the money from the oil?

I am sorry for the bad english.

Wait….how many farms are in Oil city?

If you want big yeilds!

I am proud of them!

Actually that is only partially true. If the fire gets too hot because of this sulfur or weather conditions it can cook down to the mineral soil making the land fallow for a period until it can recover.

t. former wildland firefighter.

I doubt it will get that hot, it's a brush fire for now.

Even full grown dry trees don't get that hot

Not much? Once you get that far north the land gets foresty , not plainy.

About 2 hours south is a shit ton of farmland

Oil is mostly everything out here that's kept the econemy going in the midwest canada.
Either way, read a wiki if you need to know more. But yes lots of farmland out here as well.

Ontario fag here

Suck it Albertacucks

Now we truly know who started the fire

Good luck not falling into a third world shit hole of debt without Alberta oil money to prop you up, you yuppie cuck.

Okay, enough shitposting, we need to get to the hard hitting questions,
WHAT IS THE PERCENT CHANCE OF CANADA GETTING IRREVERSIBLY FUCKED BY THIS GETTING OUT OF HAND?
WILL WEEDMAN CRY ON TV?
DOES ANYONE ON Holla Forums ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT?
WEBM RELATED
We need to know the answers

Maybe the right wingers did this so Alberta will be forced to rely on the farmers instead of oils. What is the Alberta farmers like? Are they right wingist or what?

They do. With the right weather conditions a fallen snag can get hot enough to kill the topsoil. Ash may help reinvigorate soil, but if it is already dead it doesn't do much. There are large tracts of woods in Oregon that are still near barren after the B&B complex and that was ten years ago. Shit over ten years ago.

Holy shit that's like half the population of Canada.

Why cant you just build a big ice wall around it, then drop ice on it? Better yet smother it with your bodies

We already are a third world shit hole. Shitskins aside, we're the world's worst indebted sub-sovereign borrower.

Ausfag here

that is quite impressive shitposting.
I wonder if they have been studying us?

It is little too late user. They reduced the firefight budgets so they had to call military in to smother the bushfire.

I will care. After a life time of dealing with smug Canadian faggots looking down on me because I am a burger and them bragging about how much better their nation is, I get to watch America become great again while their socialist shithole literally burns to the ground while their bastard leader sells his own people out to violent religious zealots.

Computer won't let me take screenshots for some reason, but yeah, they are bretty gud.
twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/727152129161441280

Alberta is very right wing. Although they voted in pseudo commies to punish their right wing parties when they basically said, "Yeah, we're corrupt and we've fucked everything up for years since Ralph Klein died, but what are you gonna do? Vote for the NDP?"

And then the Albertand voted for the commies to punish them for their arrogance. And then, like waking up from a killer hangover, regretted the night before.

Good.

Here in Chilean Washington we are already seeing growth from the last fire. I knew it can get destroyed (forgot about sulfer and fertilizer) but I suppose you right, wind can play a big roll in all of this.

100% and no he won't. Unless some rapefugees ended up dying. Or an indian reserve gets burned to the ground.

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Do you realise how serious this is? It mean you are fucked fucked FUCKED

Mein Sides

I fucking hate twitter but just might create an account to follow these bantz

Ndp fucked up hard

You expect me to believe Canada cut its firefighting budget but not its military budget? I thought I had them all figured out

I feel the same way and I fucking live in this shit hole

Well boys, I'll see you in the fields. Oh by the way,
nice meme friend!

Wind and RH are the too big things. Low RH encourages ladder fuels to ignite and high wind feeds fire something fierce. You probably won't see it since it is all fields, but if you get decent crowning and the right weather conditions a fire storm can form and it is one of the most pants shittingly terrifying things in the world. And I am saying this as a US Army combat vet with multiple deployments. A firestorm is like seeing God's wrath on earth.

They didn't thought this thoroughly. I am not joking.

or an average Australian summer

What was the Hitler trips GET?

The NDP votes came from edmonton and calgary, 2 heavily pozzed cities, and in the federal election 6 months after, all but one riding was conservative

regrets…

Oh my goodness that was horrible but I am proud of enduring this every summers.

Does the average Australian summer include tornadoes of fire moving 60+ mph and creating their own thunderstorms causing lightning to rain down all around them while fireballs are being thrown everywhere in sight?

What did they do?

This just makes me feel horrible for the guy. Imagine the desperation of having to draw a literal line in the sand 10 feet from certain death just in the hopes that you won't lose your entire living.

I'm wishing him the best, because fuck, that is a raw deal of the worst sort.

To be honest, I give a shit, because it has been high priority for a while to shut down the North American oil industry, so that oil prices can go back up.

I would not be surprised if it was set fire by either Obongo or Weedman.

Spend public money on frivolous travel expenses and other personal private luxuries for one. They also sold out all the oil and gas to China (denationalizing it essentially), just so Eastern Canada wouldn't get the money.

Albertanon here
Please send help. Please send Trump

He is too busy campaigning.

That's an old webm, way before this current year fire. The guy is also cutting his crop and not drawing a line in sand.

Shit that is suicidal.

we call it ash wednesday

I know what he's doing. The point is he's having to literally carve an impromptu barrier while the fire is practically on top of him.

On a yearly basis refinery fires are used as an excuse to blow up gasoline prices beyond all reason. I can imagine that with oil so low some bigger oopsies are needed

Ontario people are the worst. They are the Commiefornia of Canada.

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we're 100% fucked if this goes down, me even on a personal level am fucked. Could lose my job as all the flatlanders move to my province, could get a cut in pay.
Trudeau won't give a fuck, he'll probably talk about the environmental impact and give a "I told you so, oil is bad m'kay"

Anyway, this looks like a false flag by the (((americans))) to prop the USD back up, remember the only reason the USD has any value is because the Saudis only sell oil in USDs, a shortage in the supply of oil raises prices and thus increases the american dollars value. The fed's getting desperate your turn

Honestlymy Maply friend, it was a good choice. You're throwing your nation down the tubes fast thanks to Trudeau, that should actually help kickstart the right wing there to arise from the wreckage. And will make it even easier for Trump to annex Cucknada

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How about what we call them what they are: ECONOMIC MIGRANTS. The Alberta oil industry has always attracted money-hungry, low-expectation, drug- and drink-addled degenerates from all over Canada and the world. It was a good containment zone for them for a while.

Now all of a sudden you want to unleash sixty thousand roughnecks on the rest of the country? No thanks, Hank. Send these economic migrants right back to Sunnyvale Trailer Park where they belong.

Oh shit, what will le weedman do?

lel. They can get cucked in the dark I guess.

Who's going to give you free money now you eastern crypto-kikes?

saudi sabotage?

I am betting more on CIA or whatever Canada has like it. Leftists want oil prices up to weaken the dollar.

Pot isn't legal here m8, you do know that there are Maerican states where it's legal, but nowhere in Canada.

I know, people keep trying to start pot dispensaries and then getting arrested. Literally the funniest shit
eat shit and die druggies.

You know, I just thought of this. Maybe it's too much to hope for, but…

WHAT IF THE FIRES WERE AN ACT OF ISLAMIC TERROR?

Is it possible that KEK has given us such a mighty gift?

The fire was purposely set by Trudeau's administration to end the evil fossil fuels and save the planet.

Suicides in Alberta? What suicides in Alberta?

The rough necks are whiter than your libtard Ontarions.
Source is me being Ontarion and tree planting in Alberta.

Who is behind it?

No one knows but we think it is USA, Right Wingers trying to provoke a civil war or Saudi because the Saudi is selling the oils in USD.

I hope it turns out to be Islamic terror.

I think we can all safely assume (((someone))) was involved.

Im surprisingly ok with this.

Oh yes, that'd actually make sense.
Saudi just realized how fucked they were with their oil.

Most of the better funposters Not better than us, I just mean better than Average have
How do you think Turkroaches became literal roaches on the internet
ANZAC Day is why

To be honest its only once every 4 years

Bad idea

Oi cunt, don't go shattering the terrible image we have built for ourselves
Next you will be telling them drop bears don't exist

just give all our secrets away you commie fuck

They would have change the currency to China or Russia so why stick with US currency?

No we suffered the bushfires annually.

It's not about that, it's that 75% of their economy is based on oil and overproduction have been killing their economy and their reserves. They have to diversify their economy, but likely won't manage since they've been sitting on oil basically forever.
Dark future ahead.

pretty much, if you think the middle east is fuck now, imagine what it will be like when no one wants their oil at all.

Fuck em.

So they are desperate to avoid the doomed path because they are too dependent on the oil. Let them suffer!

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Or the civil war so they can do their things on their own traitors.

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It is worth the effort - you communist, tree-hugging fucking dildo - because liquid fuel is worth far more than the natural gas that powers its extraction.
Not surprising since natural gas is worth less than absolutely fucking nothing when it's stranded. Pic related.

Right after they sold their gold, too.

Seriously speaking, what is the next material from Canada we can expect to lose, very soon?

DUDE WEED LMAO won't cry because he'll be happy that muh toxic oil is gone

You underestimate the hypocrisy of leftists.

A friend of mine lives near there, she messaged me on Skype telling me how wild shit was getting before the news broke the story. I think she's alright at the moment, managed to evacuate.

Exactly what's the angle of this?

Fucking over Canada going full commie, they've already been importing commie chinks for decades now.

Sure, but behind the facade of tears, he will be joyous to seeing everything come tumbling down.

They love being defeated. You should know that. They dream of it.

Good goys are blind to their consequences.

Just fuck their shit up.

Harper may be a cockmongler but at least he's not as big of a cuck as Justin Cuckdeau or Tom Cuclair. Even an ironic vote for Dude Weed man should warrant a lashing.

In the end, they get the death.

Perfect time for Ford to make a comeback.

Our land, and essentially our people.

Cap this shit, Holla Forums - you're going to see waves of "diversity" coming to Canada that will make Germany look barren (no pun intended). Between population booms in the turd world, our fresh water, our retard of a PM, our absolute dedication to being as contrarian to any American ideal (if Trump wins, we'll double down on our immigrants, I'd bet my nearest Tim Hortons on it), and our general "lol who cares fam bruh" attitude towards anything that isn't hockey: we're going to end up being the 19 year old drug addled runaway in a still photo of a Compton gangbang.

Wikipedo says:
Oy vey.

The fuck is he doing? Trying to harvest as much as he can before it burns? Or is he trying to cut the fire off?

Fire break.

Not even your Triple Dubs can bring him back from the dead, user.

Too bad that he died like a month ago. I honestly don't know if you know this or not since I didn't see much talk about it here on Holla Forums.

Think an American keeps up on Canadian celeb deaths?

Seriously though, didn't hear about it and I'm surprised it wasn't more mainstream considering his antics.

How'd he die? Crack induced heart attack?

Er, US American. I know you fuckers get touchy about that.

As someone who lives in canada and frequents this board , what anime should I watch next season ?

Oh boy, our economy is even more fucked.

wat

Who calls people aren't from the US "Americans"?

Also no, he had cancer.

What's your style fam?

I'm American and I knew.

He was only 46. Weu.

Pleomorphic liposarcoma.

Fat cancer.

What sort of Anime do you like?

who aren't*

oh damn I didn't spoiler or sage.

You mean the summer season? Mob Psycho 100, for sure.

I'm always getting bitched at by Canadians and Spics because they're all "Americans" too.

More so from libshit Canucks.

I knew nothing about him.

If this is a set up then you need to expect more as it isn't only oil city to be burn to the flat.

That fire map is last years? The [current year]s? Next years?

No, it's like this every year. I've been around the middle of that big red blob for 35 years. It's always fucking dry and there's always fucking huge fires. Remember Medicine Hat a few years ago? Practically burned to the ground.

Just finished watching spice and wolf , been seeing chiaka everywhere. Have enjoyed overlord , hunterxhunter.

Looking forward to it , read the webcomic.

read as in red

Also I really enjoyed kino

In my 23 years on this planet (all of which have been spent in Cuckada) I've never once heard a Canadian who called themselves/wanted to be called Americans. I know that I sure don't, especially if it now means that I have to be associated with Mexican'ts. Tell whoever you've been taking to to shut the fuck up.

Hahaha and those filthy Canadians just sold off al their gold reserves too.

Fuck you Canada! You bankrupt socialist pigs.

They don't say it directly, it's usually a, "We're Americans too." Lecture. They're too "polite" to openly complain about it and refuse to acknowledge the butt-hurt directly to an American.

That sound so insecure, I am glad to be Aussie shitposter.

How much did they sold them for short term shekels?

Want to rustle some jimmies? Be in Vancouver or any real city and when they ask where you're from reply America.

Nobody gives a shit, really. It's like the American midwest, but without Rust, Dixie, and the 13 cols.

Bit of a shithole. No?

Are they from Toronto or some other shit pile? Disgusting. I mean god damn, I'm certainly not proud of this cuck of a country but they "L-let us b-be called A-americans too, senpai" shit is just sad if true. They must be super diehard libs who are just envious of the US or something because we haven't had a black/gay/attack helicopter PM yet, right?

I'm talking materials, fool.

Are gold and oil basically everything Canada is worth for, material-wise?

I think they are projecting. We stand firm in being called American and it rubs them raw that they are so below out notice we don't take into account the other countries on the continents and claimed American because it's part of our country's name.

Well considering anything announced for summer is tenuous at best I would recommend Reichsloli. We haven't heard boo about it since the initial announcement back in January, but the manga adaptation began last week and so there will probably be more heads up if something happens now.

If you like light hearted shonen action watch Magi. First season is a sort of arabian nights flavored action comedy. Second season goes full 1488 when the villain is revealed to be a NOTJEWS who subverts nations by selling weapons to criminals so that they will be weakened and he can use his influence to push them into war with each other making them unable to defend themselves if the NOTJEWS decide to invade. He also calls everyone who isn't a NOTJEW goyim and says they are cattle who exist only to serve the NOTJEWS

If you like sol with max comfy and a good sense of humor Non Non Biyori is about as good as you can get.

Kino no Tabi is great. It is a series of stories based in different worlds that features a lone traveler and her motorcycle passing through and seeing different ways of life.

Mushishi is great episodic atmosphere. It has no real theme so it bounce between a bunch of different styles. It is basically about a man wandering through the world and helping people solve their problems.

s-CRY-d Is a kick ass action series that gets little love today because it is so old. I just rewatched it for like the dozenth time and it still holds up. It is about Japan which is cut off from the rest of the world after a disaster. People born there after the disaster have a chance to be born with special abilities. Pretty generic sounding right? Well the MC is born with the ability to punch. So he makes his living and supports his loli wife by punching shit. Then some dudes steal his loli and so he punches his way across the country. Punching shit so hard that his punches travel back in time. Punching shit so hard he breaks reality and opens a door to the world of God. Then he punches God and steals his power so he can punch harder.

One punch man is pretty good.

Sora no woto is great. Design, story, characters are all perfect.

man idk so much shit to see

Kaiba is cool as fuck. Commies watch that shit and praise it like it is some sort of masterpiece that reaffrims their bullshit. The irony is that the entire series is a very subtle mockery of communism and socialism and the entire point is that is is doomed to fail because the individual can never truly be subsumed by the system.

Austria fag here. They just gave a report in the radio about it, mentioning evacuation of 100.000 canadians and called a forest fire, nothing about it being related to oil…

Either way, I like my Canada bros. They have a knack for shitposting and do it in ways you won't realize they're shitposting until they are long gone eating poutine and having a laugh.

Like most places, get away from the hubs of degeneracy and you find good people.

there are no good people
only good law

Amazing , thank you

I used to think that way a few decades ago. Don't be a nigger and you'll find yourself surrounded with good people.

If the world doesn't end maybe you'll live through puberty and find a few.

there are no good people
there is only good policy
the good policy being the exacting following of God's natural law.
the law demands the liquidation of the ungodliness.
People are not good, but when the gay is beaten out of them, they can bring glory to the Lord through proper practice of the Law

Sure thing kid.

we'd really need to up our beating game if we want our fists to be capable of curing

Try Jin-Rou, Shinsekai yori, Yugo the Negotiator and AD Police and Shinsekai yori. It's not for faint hearted people.

That's strange, I will look into that report without the oils. Do you have oils in your country or have diplomatic relationship with Saudi?

Would they try to memory hole this?

Would Canadians forget this?

No they won't but memory hole this from Austria, probably yes. It is so strange that they didn't mention this.

faggot

thanks fam

Seriously don't listen to the Shinsekai Yori recommendation unless you are a faggot. Shit is straight up about dude love and murdering rat hitler so the jews can keep enslaving the goyim.

Don't know about the coming season I just kinda randomly pick during mid-season.

But for the current I would suggest
Protag has the ability to return to a fixed point in time, after dying ofc, in the condition he was in at that time, while keeping all memories of time that had/hadnot/will/maybewill/ pass/passed.
Oh and he can't talk about it. So getting outta groundshog day 2.0 Nipa-Boogloo is all up to him.

Trains, samurais, konichi, steampunk setting, steampunk zombies. nuf said.

Don't read this if anyone haven't seen it.

It's a totalitarian feudalistic society and everyone is fuckin' controlled for the whole of their life. They kill the children for smallest imperfection. They genetic engineered the non tk humans into slave moles and tk human feedback death. Everyone is literally enslaved. That's utopia transhumanity for us!

It'd be rude not to

I'll have to suffer through

And faggotry. Tons and tons of balls slapping against dude ass.

I … uh . . fuck

True because they don't want to get them pregnant or something, it's so weird. Everything is frickin' controlled and you called me faggot? I thought it is an good example, if we accept the transhumanity.

Oh boy, here we go with the religious derailment.

Right when the anime derailment happens, too. Almost as if somebody doesn't want us to discuss this possible major effective event not being discussed elsewhere.

It's not about them not getting pregnant. They genetically engineered them into faggots so they wouldn't fight with each other, just pound ass.

Faggot

Eww I am glad they didn't show that! Anyway, this is what happen if we are genetic engineered and enslaved as transhuman for the rest of our life and many generations. There is no escape from that fate.

The lesson is never accept the transhumanity or get screw over. Can we not derail this please?

Meh it's Canada.
Also until the majority of the fires are put out there is little to discuss. I'm more interested in how it started. If the cia/saudis are behind it, you can bet you last dollar on it being pinned on [Insert popular Islamic Brand Here]

Meh like i said, right now we can just watch it burn and guesstimate the damages. But until the fires are gone there are no concrete figures for us to discuss.

Well, not the happening. libtards will cry that there is no more welfares.

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What do you want to bet that all those whites who lost their homes in this fire will get no help.

Meanwhile shitskin terrorists are getting a guaranteed minimum income just for existing.

They didn't mentioned about the oil thing yet. Did they?

THE FIRE RISES

THE FIRE RISES

THE FIRE RISES

THE FIRE RISES

THE FIRE RISES

wait….What if jews did this so they get the shekels from insurances?

And now this burning sensation…

Lumber.

I'm not seeing anything yet.

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Alright, I am thinking about the insurances in Fort. Maybe the information will be useful. What do you think of that m8?

Yea, what about it?

cmon it's 2016

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We don't even have a clear picture yet , we'll have to wait for the details to come in.

I dunno, maybe google it you dolt.

Oil in general and specifically Fort Mac form a small but significant part of Canada's economy. Acting like one, albeit important city's, decline or destruction can sink Canada is beyond retarded.

Looks like hell on Earth.

Does anyone have any links for live streams of news channels in Canada?

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shut the fuck up communist faggot
t. michigan fag

Wew lads. Guess they shouldn't have sold all their gold reserves.

bwahahahaha those accents are great

hey bud, dat fire sure is toastie eh?

It's a grotesque unnatural beast of a city. It's literally cut out of the forest in the middle of nowhere purely for the purpose of oil. As an Albertan I hate to see my fellow people losing their homes and businesses. At the same time, something feels right about it. The oil industry up here is dead, and the forest is reclaiming it's land. This is a symbolic event. The global economy is going to crash soon. There will be no oil recovery.

There's dense bush literally 50 feet from the buildings. You take a couple dozen steps in the wrong direction and you go from the middle of the city into the thick forest. This was bound to happen. The whole city is a fire hazard.

If you kill the fire it wins

Can't you see?! THE FIRE WANTS YOU TO PUT IT OUT! #OpenBordersForFire

You know what's funny? Our leftist premier cut the wildfire budget. And then this happens. She is so FUCKED.

edmontonjournal.com/news/politics/alberta-premier-rachel-notley-defends-cut-in-wildfire-budget

Here they're selling lumber industries and a lot of mines exploiting various metals to chinks. Governments all over Canada are retarded corrupt fucks who give no shit about the nation, in many cases for over 35 years. Basically, since Trudeau Sr decided to fight regional nationalism in the name of com-multiculturalism.

fuck so this means gas is gonna be 3 bucks again? fucking jews

tbh, the US needs oil prices to skyrocket or we're going to hit the wall hard

W-will this cause oil prices to rise?

t. oil stock owner

man i've been fucking spoiled being able to actually fill my tank AND still have money left for essentials.

probably not significantly, the main issue right now is major lack of demand rather than a production glut

Are you a fucking retard?

In what way does that cuck have any favourable policies?

The "dude just wait for Hitler" is used in relation to Trump because he isn't a white nationalist or even racialist.

He's at least planned to build a wall and fight globalism.

but thats what i want to happen

Reminder that most of the world's production for sulfuric acid is used to recycle phosphorous for fertilizer production. Unlike nitrogen/ammonia, there's no Haber process for phosphorous, and its a necessary component of fertilizer in addition to nitrogen.

We're actually supposed to run out of the worlds usable supply of phosphorous in like 60 years and its probably one of the most important issues facing humanity that's gone completely under the radar

The only reason we've been able to sustain more than 2 billion people is because of fertilizers. And we're literally about to run out. There will be mass starvation

East/West split now. Then I can laugh at you for becoming poorer than a third world country.

Not completely true
We still have vast ocean reserves that we haven't touched

The real issue with Phosphorus is that 80-90% of it comes from N. Africa, as such the supply is really easy to disrupt, like what happened in 08/09 when China banned phosphorus exports. We also use phosphorus highly inefficiently, plants only take up like 20-30% of applied fertilizer, and the rest is washed away.
So there's some huge problems with it, especially in terms of our strategic access to it, but running out in absolute terms isn't one of them.

I'm waiting for all manner of ((regulatory)) fall out against evil fossil fuels that (((caused))) this ecological catastrophe

((kikes)) and (((saudi-kikes))

Starvation increases banter prowess.

and the threat of being strapped to the loud end of artillery pieces, or fed to hungry dogs

I wonder…?…

Shit's on fire yo.

Quick, bring in more pakis.

Nothing of value was lost.
(Hydrocarbons excluded)

How golden would it be if that was the cause.

Does anyone know how many rapefugees were sent to this city in particular?

Edmontonian reporting in

probably zero, refugees are clustered near the southern border where the climate is warmer and we don't end up with kebabsicles

All it takes is one.

They don't call them best Korea for nothing.

Cause that isn't actually a nork.

Ayy, what's this symbol? New to me.

Same, you and your family staying safe?

Third reporting in. My old man's working up there, he was evacuating last night but last I heard ran out of gas on the freeway and his cell is down. My mom and sisters are freaking out.

I'm one of the unlucky fags that lived there. My house still hasn't burned down, but it was broken into last night.
I like all the kikes saying they don't care or that we deserve it, so much for white altruism, eh?

In all fairness, I genuinely feel bad for the Albertan pollacks but I really don't give a shit about the rest seeing as how your province voted for Trudeau AND Notley.

Oh is that where you piss and shit on your neighbor for decades showing nothing but contempt and never offering any support or even a kind fucking word when something bad happens, but the moment something bad happens to you you scream and shout that it is somehow your neighbors fault?

Fucking maplenigger.

lol you sound like a progressive, putting words in to people's mouths and over reacting like you're on the rag.

And you sound like a passive agressive faggot. My entire life I have seen you cocksucks shit all over me and my country while you cross the border willy nilly and act like smug self righteous faggots. Now that your country is going to shit you are still acting like smug self righteous faggots but now it is somehow our fault and we are supposed to help you. Fuck you. Rot in your own filth. You made your bed now sleep in it.

Just like how every man's a rapist, right?
Who the fuck even implied this?
It's a fire, bucko.

Get a load of this D&C kike

Every single Canadian I have ever met. You are all snide little faggots. You >imply everything. Your attitude is trash. You "politeness" is a shit meme based on your passive agressive posturing bullshit where never actually come out and say fuck you to some one you just talk down to them like trash. I hope ever single one of you faggots burns and the ashes are raped by the muzzies.

No fucking loss for the world.

yeah "altruism" just like building pipelines through super poor american communities and literally underneath a great lake (with pencil thin walls) for the sole purpose of saving money and then outcompeting american businesses and clearly interfering with local american politics so you can build more pipelines and not upgrade ones that are fucked up and also pay off the US gov when your pipelines rupture inside the US

most canadians are cool tbh, you sound like a southfag, but oilnigger canadians are faggots for the exon pipeline and the kalamazoo spill and for in general being white versions of saudis

Ontario is the equivalent of NY or CA
no place to talk shit

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Sounds like you're angry because your wife became a Canadian cock connoisseur.

Holy shit man. Were you cucked by a maplenigger back in your good goy days and you're trying to make up for it now?

Oh gosh I hope I didn't meme this…

you generally find good people in every white country, away from the major cities

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oy gevalt, moshe you're making it too obvious
be a little more subtle next time

Good!

It's not even Canadian anymore. The Chinese have bought it all up. They own most of the businesses, real estate and government. They launder their stolen chinese cash through the housing market (which they inflated to launder greater quantities), they don't pay taxes and the government enables this. They Asian Jews now run this country.
Let it burn I say.

/Included photo of Costco in Vancouver

FREE TRIP EVERYONE!!!

#f9:Q9%@5

That's fucking disgusting.

How are the fires starting in places that are no where near each other anyway aye?

holy fuck

When I saw the photo without reading your post, I thought I was looking at Japan or something and they had another tsunami (hence the toilet rolls).

How exactly do they launder money through the housing market? And how do they inflate the housing market? Unless they literally own all of the real estate companies so they literally just set the price higher for a home because they can, I don't see how this works. Even if you disguise your illegal profits through the sale of houses, only a few people can benefit from this, right? How do they all benefit from it? Explain.

He died of a rare form of cancer, probably caused by watching Trudeau be elected.

I was so happy to see mostly praise for him from the citizens of Toronto though, gave me a bit of faith in my city. Despite his short comings, he was a legitimately good conservative leader who actually gave a fuck about the citizens of his city.

Now that they ruined Toronto and Vancouver, they're trying to do the same to Montreal.

Deport all chinks and seize their assets, and send a list over to the commies so they can execute the lot of them for corruption when the plane lands.

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He's right know you. Passive aggressive condescending faggots. They also voted for Trudeau…

Jewish lightning that got out of hand most likely. A lot of oilfags bought overpriced houses when they were making 50/hr.

Tax filing deadline was April 30th.

So, continuation of the attacks on oil infrastructure, or industrial accident from cutting corners to try and profit in a low price era?

That'she what happens when you have one of those pure capitalism states like Fagberta

FUCK YOU FAGGOT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This.

That's mean. Western Canada is your greatest ally. From Manitoba to Alberta, it's basically an extension of the American midwest.

Last year the budget for fighting wildfires was practically cut in half, this is karma in action.

capped

That's not even a lot of chinks

t. vancouverite

My experience with rural Ontario is pretty positive. It's the big cities that are packed with shitlibs who hate America (which is basically the case in the states, too).

Calling Saudi sabotage now.

The rich came first and started buying houses to stash money in and drove up prices because of the increased demand.

I suspect the same. Somebody might be getting out of the game before the oil bubble pops, which is likely to happen around election season.

How much you want to bet a syrian refugee set the fire.

Pic is true, every Canadian I've met has been really nice, but they been a backstabbing asshole.

The whole nice thing is just a cover for their Jew like behavior.

I doubt they'd leave some guy on the freeway, reception might be down due to everything being on fire, dun panic.

You must be insured though, buy new crap.

Calling it now

ISIS

You dug your grave canacucks.

*hugs*

My guess is

socialism

Live press conference

youtube.com/watch?v=9Xp7o3-dQ_4

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A bunch of lax pieces of shit that are too occupied with their little suburban bubbles to give a shit about the world, or let alone their own country?

No thanks. There's enough of those retards from Bismarck, to Amarillo.

Well, he's fun for *us* to laugh at

For you, he's actually in a position of serious power, and this is not going to change any time soon. You should not be laughing

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New anthem of Cucknada.

RIP

this is the kind of shit canadian governments spend our money on
fuck them

kek

BLAZE IT NIGGAS!

420 SMOKE OILFIELDS ERRYDAY

I hope Calgary is next on the pyre.
I'm going to load my van with my books, some clothes, my guns, my bug out bag and my cat and go start a new life in the land of Emperor Trump.

and before I leave, I will stop to watch it burn

Don't waste time, user.

The sooner you get here, write your papers, and settle in, the sooner you can do your part.

What would you say are the most based states to move to, user?

stick to the midwest or northern half of the south

wouldnt it make more sense to go somewhere where the votes would be close, so that his vote for trump would help sway things?

I believe in a ghetto, so go where you feel is most home.

Like a frog in Louisiana, I say. Try one of the border states. Montana would be a nice place to first seek out, since the midwest is practically Canada with more freedoms.

I'd try to get in, and settled at least before the primaries start, on June 7th.

Canada can easily rebuild a city from nothing with all the Gold it ha…. oh.

mining.com/web/and-then-there-was-none-canada-sells-its-gold/

zerohedge.com/news/2016-03-03/its-official-moment-canada-has-no-gold-reserves-left

10/10 post deserved that get.

PRAISE KEK

in relations to the video , I love how the cucks say "oh its just stuff you can replace it" yeah stuff you need to fucking live and replace with what money? the money that was burned up?

That about sums it up.
t.calgarian
its a city in Alberta

First option.

~80 million dollar sale. Isn't really big bucks.

I mean Harper sucked, but how could you not vote for him given the competition?

Yea, they've been jewing themselves for a long time.

it's called insurance and government replacement programs. Look up the Calgary flood from a few years back. Government made up where insurance left off.

They think choosing Trudeau will be somehow safer because he's an idiot.

This is of course, not the case.

T. Cucknadian

who /Ottawa/ here?

The fire literally rises.

Am I the only big guy in this thread?

You should add that a lot of the cancucks are fleeing north, despite that being a dead end road for which all supplies delivered by road would have to go through the burning city/forest. What little food the oil camps north of Fort Mac have is going to be devoured in days. And I doubt they have near enough beds. Bloody hell. I know a guy working in one of those camps and I suggest they

Kek. You need to get your cucks in line, Canadia. That's some dangerous meme magic they're fooling with.

They probably knew that their country is decaying so they accepted Canada's fate. I feel bad for them. That is what happens if we vote the traitors in.

Hope you like immigration from both borders

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Orleans here. Working on my IT schooling so I can move to the US and work remotely from a white suburb in some city.

I really want to join the US and get on the Trump train but I dont want to be a leech. Shits tough.

Some friends hosted a group of Canadian firefighters a while back who were down for a training program. They treated their house like a shitting ground. Maggoty garbage under the furniture, headboards ripped from the walls, shit on the mattresses, cigarette butts everywhere, empty klonopin bottles strewn about. Absolutely nigger tier.

They were completely condescending to every burger they met. Multiple times they shit on our town for not having a mandatory recycling program, meanwhile they left garbage all over the lawn. When my friends confronted them about all the property damage, they completely denied it. Lying fucks. Hopefully they all burn to death fighting this blaze.

That said, I'm sure there are plenty of decent Canadians out there. R-right? I mean, AvE seems okay.

All the best of luck, my friend.

Have fun competing with Pajeet Shittinstreet for an IT job.

There are decent folk in any place and Canada is still home to many good people, though thing's are getting tougher.

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Yeah, I know. I was just taking the piss. Sincerely, I wish you folks the best. Hang tough.

Allow me, a Hong Konger, to explain how it works.

The Mainland Chinks get their dirty money by money through loans they get from the banks. Normally this involves them faking a huge order from some international company that demands the good they produce from their factory. In your average first world country, any bank with a sly of common sense would know immediately that this order that was used as a proof that the chink's factory needs more money to fulfill is bullshit and would not loan the money.
So how do the Chinks do it? Well, they pay off the loan officer of the bank.
In exchange for permitting the loan, the loan officer gets about 5-8% of the total loan.
While 5-8% may sound small here, if you consider the fact that this is a loan for factories, a 5-8% non-official commission is probably at least 5-8mil in chink currency.

So now that the chinks have their money, the next thing they do is having to figure out where to spend it.
They won't spend it in China for 2 very simple reasons.
1. Thanks to the commie laws in china, everything you own in china can be taken away in a moment's notice should the government officials ever decide to.
2. Any thing that's made in China should not ever be trusted in their quality. The SzeChuan earth quakes already proved it.

The answer naturally is a country whose system is different from China and not allied with them. With the market being increasingly internationalized, you've now got an influx of people willing to spend money in other countries just to get away from their own.
With an increase in demand, comes an increase in price levels, hence inflation. In the end you've got now what you'd chinknada.

Few things I should correct on your assumptions though.
1. They're buying the houses no doubt, but they don't plan on selling it. They consider it their retirement home, that or a way earn an income through rent.
2. They're not looking at price tags when they buy shit. In many instances, they're willing to pay for a house way above market price. This is because their only concern is getting their money out of China.
3. Majority of these mainland chink landlords are known to not lease their houses to anyone that's not Chinese, because of their idea that other races would trash the place. So that also reduces supply of available living spaces in Canada, thereby raising the price level again.
4. The only way they are laundering their money is by exchanging the RMB for CAD. But if you increase demand for one currency, you always raise the value of the very same currency as well, which leads to a high inflation rate again. (Someone might have to correct me on this one, my memory of macroeconomics is real blurry)
5. Remember, the real estate companies earn commissions for every house sold. It is naturally in their interest to sell to a Chink that's willing to pay far above market price than your average Canadian.

At this point, if I'm ever resented due to my skin color by Canadians, I wouldn't mind it. Because mainland chinks really are a hazard to humanity.

What demon did the indios worship that regarded fire? Whatever; I don’t really care about such heresies. I just want them to burn. The fewer “first nations” (we were first) reservations the better when the US annexes Canada after their total economic collapse.

How is phosphorous formed? Can we recover any that we've wasted?

I wish I cap your post because it is informative and interesting.

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I never realized that Jim Ghomeshi played Randy until now. Must have thought she was the hamburgaler and tried to strangle her to death.

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This is normal practice for farmers. Usually they don't get that close to the fire, but it's quick and effective.

No it doesn't.

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If you come to Quebec, you'd only be resented if you decided to live in a ghetto and refused to participate in our society.

The rest of Canada has a massive hard on for that however.

They lied to you about the oil boom being eternal. They lied to you about oil being completely safe. They lied to you about multiculturalism. They lied to you about so many things. And yet you still believe that one fucking lie.

Did you know your province was built on the taxes paid by the people of Ontario and Quebec? Did you know that the reason no one speaks french in the west is because they had actual fucking laws forbidding francophones from settling the land there? Did you know that while you bitch about the province with the second biggest GDP in the country getting back the money it sent to the federal government, the natives in the territories are subsidized at a rate of 20k per citizen annually? Of course you didn't know any of that.

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can you post some sources user?
I enjoy reading forgotten CanUCK history.

Normand Lester wrote "The black book of english Canada". Long story short, the canadian government started the heritage minutes propaganda campaign alongside the Quebec bashing campaign of the 90's and Lester got pissed and wrote that book to shove english Canada's nose in its own shit. He actually wrote three, but only the first one got translated to english. Everything in it is sourced as well, which is a big "Fuck you" to the CBC which fired him when he published the first one, claiming he was just trying to defame Canada. Everything I said can be verified by the sources he provided in his first book or by looking at the details of the Canadian budget.

Also, the book will teach you exactly what kind of people the Montreal anglos are. Let's just say that the anglos who moved into Montreal to take over the economy and the government in the early 1760's were "merchants".

Gee, who could possibly benefit financially from this?There's Saudi Arabia. There's Iran. But there's a remote chance it was an accident. So let's go with that bs because notallmuslims. Just a billion or so of them would be capable of this.

1. It's 30°C and super dry up there right now.

2. The oil fields aren't burning.

3. The oil sands aren't even real competition for either of those countries.

4. If they wanted to really damage the oil production of Canada, they'd also blow up the pipelines at one of the points along the thousands of unprotected miles they go across.

5. If anyone has the capability and the will to do something like that, it's the fucking natives.

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WHY is there a seeming blackout of this in US "media" ?

Because no one in the US cares about Canada.

yeah but we love some good disaster porn, so you'd think (((they))) would want to cover it…. but theres barely an acknowledgement here while the world looks on in horror.

I don't remember who said it, but someone said that if aliens landed in Quebec, the American press would dedicate two lines to it in the entertainment section of the papers.

lol all the salt this post caused. Eat shit Alberta, hope your blood money was worth it

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You could say that Canada is really…

…feeling the bern

Indeed. Canadian cucks shouldn't have angered the God.

Get citizenship.

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This is pretty fucked up, boys.

Pretty sure Lahey got drunk and did this this.

Massive Forest Fires is Happening in Fort McMurray Alberta During the Early May and a lot of Hectares of Forest is Burning in Fort McMurray Alberta and a lot of Blaze is Happening and the Whole City of Fort McMurray had to Be Evacuated and it is Really Bad and Fort McMurray had only a Tiny little Bit of Rain for the Last Couple Months and the Houses got Burnt to the Ground and the Fires is Burning Widespread and a lot of Buses on the Road had to Leave Fort McMurray Because the People are Evacuating Fort McMurray and People In Fort McMurray You Need to Stay Away from the City until the Fire is Over Have your Helicopters Ready and Have your Water Ready to Put out the Fire and Have your Fire-fighters Ready to Fight the Fire and when the Fire Continue More Houses will be Destroyed and Cars and Vehicles are Destroyed by the Fire and the Bears and Wild Animals had to Leave the Forest before the Fire Came to Fort McMurray Alberta Don't Go Near the City of Fort McMurray until the Fires are Over and the Widespread Blazing Fires is Happening in Fort McMurray Alberta Right Now.

Hahahaha, city fails, 80k not working, country in the shitters.

Either the jew media want to pump more money into the Middle East (hmmm…) or this Capitalism shit is the most fragile thing we ever conceived.

Flattening-happening of a city impending and they draft a few dozen firefighters? WTF. Army, anyone? Some fighter force? *zirp* *zirp*

Only as long as the whole infrastructure uses less energy than the output delivers. Or some fuck will just build a giant GTL factory and the whole bright spot there vanishes.

oil mentioned elsewhere: bluewin.ch/de/news/vermischtes/2016/5/5/waldbrand-schlaegt-90-000-kanadier-in-die-flucht.html

yeah, the details are cloudy right now. ha.

P is a consequence from erosion. There are pockets where upwelling in oceans occurs or deposits, where ancient upwelling occured for a very long time. Places of deposits are the South of the US, Marocco and China and some really minor deposits all over the world. Go figure.
The problem is that P is not like oil where "with this and that tech and some steam we get more out". It behaves exactly like coal. Either there is a seam or not.

Never let a good opportunity go waste.

Finest.

wow that newscaster looks pure anglo, he looks as though he is probably a direct descendant of hengst and horsa!

That screencap explains why the CAD was so high for so long, Chinese were transferring their wealth over as fast as they could. Now that China is cracking down on loans the currency in Canada is plummeting.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-06/clsa-sees-china-bad-loan-epidemic-with-losses-over-1-trillion

Corruption is so rampant in mainland China that this very plausible. Then again this could be a strategy to flood weak western countries with as many of their human resources as they can manage. At current rates there will be 1 million Chinese speaking people in Canada by the end of this decade. That's out of 35 million total. And a similar situation is occurring in Australia.

This man is a true Canadian

damn that background made me choke up a bit, I love living in the midwest, more trees where I live but that endless sky just makes gives me feels

more of this fine reporter.
i see a bright future for him.

The brightest future

I talked to Frankie on Skype once, He's a pretty solid guy tbh.

C'mon mate you can make better OC than that. Put the tweet in there. Put a highlighted article on Brian Jean's bullshit. Make it spreadable.

damn, southpark was right again.

FORT MCMURRY UPDATE
"Armed men seen leaving minutes before firefighters arrived. Residents in the area reported two men leaving the area before firefighters arrived, "The men were in a hurry to get away" a local man by the name "Gord" said to reporters as he was passing through the checkpoint."

He lives like 2 km from me. He has a monster retard cock and you can see it through his pants.

Probably getting to their guns before the RCMP grabs them, like during the High River flood gun grab in June 2013.

Communist
Broadcasting
Corporation

Really? You could spoiler that shit.

I trust Frankie more than Global News.

I almost drove into the fire but thanks to his warning I didn't. Good job, Frankie.

If you put out the fire it wins

Just learned something today talking to all the people up north who have migrated south.

The aboriginals (native indians) who live up there run major fire crews from their reservations.
It is a well know fact that they set fires up there to make money fighting fires.

Every major fire in Alberta in the past years have been started on aboriginal land…..including this one. Expect the press to ignore this cuz of muh racism, but this stinks of native destruction against the evil whitey.

So how's this plan gonna work for them this time?
Those retards burned their own land down, surely even the liberals aren't retarded enough to reallocate them new ones?