Sage to keep the summerfags out

Let's play a game Holla Forums

Here are TWO phone numbers:
- (828) 286-0727
- (828) 247-1556

One number belongs to a milf who will fuck almost anyone, or sext at very least; the other number belongs to an obese yell-hard with a hat.

Here is the thing, the milf has no standards and she will quickly send nudes. Hence, greeting her with "Hey, how big is your ass?" would/has worked.

You can ignore this thread, but if you choose to play you have to record the conversation and post what follows. If you guess right, you'll have something good in either experience or pics to post… However, should you guess wrong, you'll be yelled at.

This is a veiled NYPA thread

You're supposed to SAGE!!

Also, nice game OP. God, I'm scared on which to pick

Just connect the 2 calls together & listen in

you're a genius

Someone do this and record the results

Is the guy an /x/ tier psycho?

I'm now scared

I get it, this a test to see if you're a summerfag or not. If you sage knowing this is some nypa shit, you win.

Come on, it's not like anyone has ever died playing a Holla Forums game, specially one with /fringe/ all over it :^)

I will try to go for one then the other.

so?