Rate my cumchair?

Rate my cumchair?

What strange kind of wank do you have to get cum there?

Straight on the hand, then wipe onto the chair.

Thats rather ordinary, im going to imagine you in some weird upside down position instead.

Draw in paint. Post here.

That's petty gross OP. Why not just have an olde t-shirt to wipe your dick after you release the semen, then tuck it away for further use?

but fampai. I make cumchair for the sake of allah

Sweet dubs. Guess you're right and I'm wrong as per the Rules of the Internet.

Enjoy your holy chair and as-salaam alaikum etc etc

Does it smell?

Fucking counter dubs..

Nah not yet. The chair on the far right did though.

If anything it proves Allah is the one true God and he likes it when men cum on their chairs. What more evidence is needed?

Rest of the pics

Fellow manchild here.

How long have you been a manchild and why didn't your mama teach you how to clean yourself for good boy points?

I'm basically a kid still. Only 18, sorry to disappoint.
I just haven't gone outside in like, 4 years.

Trips gives me everything I need. I will continue my quest for our great god Allah!

Jesus user, that video was brutal.

Thanks. I got it right here on the worst board on Holla Forums. God bless her, everyday.

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poor Jeb

Jeff, you are one SICK sonofabitch, you know that?
Use a cumrag or a sock, like everybody else, you fucktard!

If you think thats bad look at the front underside edge of your desk, you will find "staining" you didn't know existed from the tip of your tick brushing it.

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